The World's Longest Turd

[heywhatsup82]

Who takes videos of their poop aprently u....l

[jaredhealz]

I'm not even joking I took one even longer today

[TheRokstar21]

it is this long ,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,

[Crispy20]

oh no...I'm on that WEIIRRRDD part of youtube again xD

[phantomshtter]

That's a man turd right there, when I was a teenager I used to lay one of these nearly every day. No wonder I have hemroids now.

[FlushingPoopDaily]

Im sure he put the paper aside in order not to ruin the art my friends.

[sloanedge]

Yuck u don't wipe when u poop

[BomaBoi]

It cant be more then 5 kurichs.. You should of seen how big my one friend Stan's dad made one time!!  Thing was like 150 pounds!!

[SuperGamerMaster14]

Dude there wasn't any toilet paper you didn't even wipe your ass!!

[Beatlejoose56]

That's TWO thumbs up for minimal breakage, color, length , and straightness , and possibly smell , you judge that one.

[36theghost]

You should put that in your garden for compost!

[muddog665]

Did you wipe your ass before goin video this ?????0!!!

[TimmyKatieSousa]

dude, this shit woulda been killer if a nugget didnt break off... awesome work tho!

[Morphsuits1]

How did i get here?



[ZombiesRfriendz]

dude i had a shit last week that was like two of these in one go. i was so proud, so many triple flushers in my house. only real men have triple flushers.

[vectorion1]

you are the bravest person to post this. and no that is the longest turd I have ever seen.

[thekman1124]

4got to wipe ur ass bro !!! Lmfao no thumb up,,, thumb down to your assn wipeit

[HaleySharkey]

Agreed monkey42299

[aspiniou]

what am i doing here?...

[Bigd351clevo]

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[mrclloyd5706]

where is the toilet paper? 

[balygaby]

@mrclloyd5706 no need for it, thats a self-cleaning shit

[waterfordjim]

Look at my profile pic. That turd is MUCH longer. :-D

[tnizzle88]

Ha ha the thumbs up at the end was perfect!!

[jakey200000]

(insert joke about something of yours being longer)

[beastin360gamers]

i had a ten foot turd once it, i lost 600 pounds that day

[waterfordjim]

@beastin360gamers I had one the length of a football field. :-)

[INMATE2468]

Wow.... Its a snake...

[bothcancp]

Impressive, although not the biggest i have actually done a 2 footer but the world record isby a man named 'Charlie Jenkins' with 14 6 inch, 2nd is a man named 'Yung wee Chum' alsoknown as'Chummers' by friends, but unfortunatly they have both passed away since,The biggestPoo survivedwas'Charlie Wild' with a 13ft 9 inch terd but if you want it in Mass the biggest was a diarroea lasting 8 hrs by MrAndrewHulse the totalweight was 7 stone4lbs Also a man name Will Nicol had a piss lasting 26 hrs.

[sandsnakesinmypants]

it made me laugh so hard when he put the thumbs up!!!

[hazeena562]

im a girl.. and i done bigger.. lol fatter too.. lol

[theomeros02]

@hazeena562 never ever ever ever speak of such things again

[hazeena562]

@theomeros02 lol why not? lol im proud. lol jk

[PooReports]

GOOD EFFORT MY MAN! :D Check my bad boy i did in thailand ;) Copy and paste 'longest poo i've ever done. G&T Baby!' Not theeee biggest in the entire world but it did look like a dogs favourite stick :)

[renaissance457]

WOAAAAAAAAH,,

[ohsimplyease]

what did you eat?

[IronikJosh]

What a beautiful piece of poop ....

[kaine969]

Very Impressive

[chloeshush]

Looks like one of those German Sausages

[MrKinkykent]

I have laid longer ones! (:

[MulanXP]

that can´t be real?!

[TehGamersGarage]

Um, no. Not nearly as long as my shit. lol

[datguy414]

holy shit

[sawu101]

mine was longer but broke when it hit the water i will miss that crap

[eggylucy]

mmmm tasty! xD

[ForFREEDOM13]

One time I took a crap so big and long that it would go down the toilet I had to take a stick and break it in half then flush lol

[yesac101]

NICE!

[FrankenFINE123456789]

I just dropped a 10" turd with 3 1" pellets that broke off in the midst of battle. Regardless of actual length, it's amazing that yours remained intact with only one break. Good show.

[mooonlitknights47]

i took a shit that long but it was much more wider and i did it when i was 6

[XNit3Assassin]

ive done bigger i had to get out of the seat just to try and make it longer

[gasflame62]

Ala$kan pip3line anyb0dy?

[jayandtay09]

@skateflips66 you were watching this video to dumbass, thats why you can send comments... dur dur duuur!

[HaloSexual]

@monkeybike: Camera phone. Welcome to the 90's bro...

[willghass]

@HaloSexual '90s not 90's

[monkeybike]

Whats worse is I see no toilet paper in there...which must mean he got up to get his camera without wiping.

[pandabiscuts123]

wheres the toliet paper? no wiping i guess

[HaloSexual]

This wasn't "shit," ceddin515, this was history. History I felt obligated to document. This is a turning point in history. We live in an age where we don't have to wonder "How long was the longest turd ever recorded?" The answer is here. THAT, my friend, is "Why."

[ceddin515]

why would someone take a video of shit!! I mean seriously! People these days...

[StankAssNikka1]

@ceddin515 why would u search a video like this shit? i mean seriously! dumbasses these days...

[ceddin515]

@StankAssNikka1 I was wasnt watching it. My cousin was. I just saw him watch it then i was like wtf, then commented. 

[skateflips66]

@ceddin515 why would YOU watch a video of shit?..people these days

[ceddin515]

@skateflips66 Oh pa-lease. My cousin was watching then I said WTF! then commented

[SuckMyBallsDK]

OMFG! TOUCHDOWN!

[ChrisYoungGunn]

im so jealous.lol

[TheWhiteAngus]

ive taken bigger i promise :)

[darkangel78917]

im sorry to say but i think my sister broke that record

because it was like a chocolate swirl in the toilet

[Joethemekanik]

i've done bigger and longer....and i'm a girl. guys aren't the only ones who give birth to brown monster snakes

[mrtrampoline97]

shit man thats shit

[1997JoeyG]

owww i took a shit that big but jus about an inch smaller and i was like fuking constipated and my ass burned like hell after damn!

[lifeofaa]

Dude i forreal just took a shit just as long as this if not bigger.. thats why im lookin up big shits right now to see if i was fucked up or something

[jessebassmaster]

this is a shity video lol

[mowersinmowtion1]

i have done twice as long as that for sure bc i was born fucked up (dont know what the surgery was called ) and sometimes i dont poop for a whole week. so i had a whole weeks worth come out at once

[jfootballfreak06]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooommmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa­agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww­wwwwd

[ChrisYoungGunn]

5 out of 5

[lokallize]

this is shit

[ChrisYoungGunn]

@lokallize nice...

[MrSkivve]

HAHAHAHAHA

[1CaptainAustralia1]

this is the best video on youtube

[thebiggestshaft]

total respect! did u prepare for it by bringing the water level up for added support!?, i do biguns but they fracture as they come out!

[PooReports]

@thebiggestshaft mine fracture too :( devoed...

[wendallstro]

wheres your tp bro?

[MichaelBradus]

Great video!

[beanniectw]

That must have been painful to squeeze out :L