how to be metal

[AlexLIFAD]

Oh my god I haven't seen this video for years. Still makes me laugh, OPETH!

[xDownJuggalettex]

lol ur funny:DD

[sbgedaly]

BOOT SHOES!

[psycodude666]

lol you can stab emokids or your sister :P

[jam900x]

lol

[garrettM23]

because anything metal IS METAL

[MrHeavyMetalx]

your a retard

[eyevangogh]

JUST .....CRAP.

LMAO

[eaxlive4ever]

fuck u man!!!!!

[Suiton1]

You can forget about white light...

Bitch!

[jocaa666]

fuckin faggot!

[madrobo]

.........and satan will look lightly upon you AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! So freaking hilarious!!!! AAAAAAAAA

[lifemetall]

ah, sad

[Metal462]

You're talking about being gothic.

To be metal look at Twisted Sister.

[GreenGorrilaz]

children of bodum... and if your talking about korn's song its not twisted sister its twisted transistor and if your not then sorry...i guess..

[Metal462]

I was taling about the band.

C'mon, We're Not Gonna Take It is the song that represents the ideals of Metal.

Just look at the lyrics, is says it all.

[NoFuckingJoke]

You can forget about using white light......bitch!

[SirLloydofSparta]

dude candles and reaper robes aent metal their fucking goth man.

[Twistero]

You gotta be a comedian in the future!!!!

That was sooo funy hahahahaha:D

"you can stab emo kids or your sister" haahahahahahahaha i juto got owned:DD

Im metal, and that was soo cool, other true mother fuckers - a little bit distance for vid like those cause this one was cool:D

[ilovesoda]

wow, good job ripping off another video that was actually funny

die in a fire

[Junnage]

haha i laughed pretty hard

[Mattw4830]

ur a fag dude and dont kno shit

[MetallicaBOR]

Un True

[rendel000]

stupid retard

[bernullimansueto05]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eyevangogh]

poser...poser...poser..poser,  wannabe...

will-never-be...LAWLLLLL!!!!

[R0ckinRhett]

This is Brennon Davis's little brother Idk if you remember me but this video kick Ass!

[GoatMaggot07]

This video fucking ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[eyevangogh]

How to be a poser .......LOL!!!!!!

GET A LIFE!

[GoatMaggot07]

HEY BUDDY..............FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! This video kicks ass, only posers call other people posers. You hoser!!!!

[slayerdiciple666]

"if youre from scandinavia then metal is your first language, and i have nothing to teach you" XD

[jpizzle625]

And you can forget about using white light, bitch

[nick64999]

you look like the nerds who want to be cool and play games like dungeon and dragons or stufs like this :D

[PanterA420pot420]

hahahah fuckin nerd

he looks like he wears wizard clothes and shit

fuckin poser

[666upsidowncrucifix]

lol nice video

[Metalmaniac87]

Funny, but definitely nothing to du with real metal :D

You look like a strange magician from a Videogame with this cape...

[spirit0destroyer]

HaHaHa your the best

[vickyvengence]

dude you looked like something out of lord of the rings

[Skwigelf100]

lol hardcore black candles.

[Evilgreenface]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

I have a black light in my room.

[bassplayah707]

YAY FOR DETHKLOK!

[MetalMariuz]

Das ist so behindert ,finde ich .

Ich bin ein Metaler und was der da sagt ist nur Schrott.

und eine Kutte tragen Metaler nicht ...

lokk @ Metallook ... 1/5

[tehshizoid]

Du hast den Witz nicht verstanden!

[zotrablue]

i know your kidding but ...weres a vest with patches or  posters ??

[MufkatarDenUdkogte]

Ha Ha, I´m from scandinavia, but i actually learned from this

[PenguinDemon01]

i did like it though X3

[Maggot376]

man echt geiles video

FUCK WIHTE LIGHT THATS NOT METAL

[freebones12321]

"slay your opponents while listening to hardcore metal like opeth" tht was good. ill go do that now.

[Truemetalpeople]

This was funny! Don't fucking bitch about this! 5/5 : D

[odin1359]

You're not metal..... but good try m8, gf.

[GuiltyAsSin666]

Haha dildo lamp.

Your not really describing metallers. Your describing like goths and death metallers. Metallers just don't give a shit, and wear like whatever they/we find on the floor, but whatever.I'm just after stereotyping and confusing myself. \m/

[Scorpion118]

I am a Metal head and you totally captured the stereotypical Metal Head. Please make more vids I loved it especially the black light..... bitch. METAL!

[Thota]

i've said this earlier, but for all the latest viewers, i'm a huge fan of the best metal bands. Opeth, COB, Dream Theater. I just find the mindset of the fans quite hilarious. Please please please don't take me seriously. :)

[SystematicChaos08]

@Thota hehe dream theater and opeth are my faves :D

[Thota]

by far the funniest comment ever!! "WTF!!! Is dis guy serious [?] Y r 'JERKS' like dis putting these vids on Youtube 'STEROTYPING' metalheads [?] Metalheads don't dress like Satanists and carry swords or play Warcraft, metal is mor about music than fashion or lookin cool on MTV... its a way of life, like a religion. This guy needs 2 get sum 'REAL' metal friends and 'STOP' posing!!!" -

nasum69

[Thota]

its so funny reading these comments. You have the intelligent who understand that its a joke, the idiots that take it seriously, and the douches who flame like no tomorrow. And for all those lovely humans that throw "fag" around, like the saying goes, "ignorance makes people hate you". i think thats how that one goes...

[Ambermen]

lol

i lauched my assof

HARD CORE *devel horns*

[wesmz]

come on it's a joke video -,- and it's fun ^^

[Furin1]

You suck, fucking homo fag.

[BelleDonnaDavis]

dude! your lamp looks like a dildo

[TheM3etalWolf]

Hahahahha, that's truth, I'm sure that no metalhead would ever wear that stupid "death"...whatever that is, plus, metal is not only death metal, aparentlly he doesn't know that.

Oh, and, nice power ranger sword you got there xD

[im0mole]

deathklok!!!

[FatJuro]

omfg...this is freakin funny XDXD 5/5 of course

[WinterTroll]

Notice I said 'almost never'. Learn to read.

[ItalianWarrior777]

This sucks!

[WinterTroll]

'Real' metal bands almost never have low-hanging guitars... Bass, maybe. But guitar, no.

[Krazyluke1]

Screw white lights, bitch lol

[operazanotaijin]

This is great! Love it, 5/5.

[puzzlekisser]

Dude, wtf delete this video. What are you trying to prove? that your a douchebag?

[romanblood]

its very funny

[Nekron19]

I don't know that many guitarists that play their guitar hanging really low.

[RemySin]

what's the titel of the song? :p

[traffictragedy03]

Birthday Dethday by Dethklok

[edliedragon666]

you look like a faggot trying to cosplay as a harry potter character

[katthedemon]

Norsk Arisk Black Metal XD

[edliedragon666]

sann svart metall burzum seibenburgen XD

[DJPhrased]

This guys a fucking idiot.

[varulv234]

what song is it at the end??

[ShinyhuntingMetaller]

What is this shit, making fun of metalheads, you mindfucked emokid!

[zwoeloem2]

i'm metal to and i can laugh with it ... that makes u the mindfucked emokid =/

[ShinyhuntingMetaller]

I could have, if it was funny.. There are enough vids that have got a compliment of me that were like this, but this just aint funny:S

[zwoeloem2]

well k this kid is a poser, but head up you must keep laughing with ur own style, just like we laugh jumpers off ^^

[ShinyhuntingMetaller]

Of course, I have some sense of humour. But mockery can be a little bit frustrating..

[zwoeloem2]

i know guy but just laugh it away... ^^ posers will always be there ^^ so u better laugh them away ^^

[dethcorpse]

cool vid but i have 1 thing to say...hardcore is not metal...hardcore is core shit fans...nice sword btw

[ProEdit7x]

I FUCKIN LOVE DETHKLOK That last song was what they sung to Murderface for his birthday ahaha. FUCK I'm tired. Oh, and I'm just assuming that you had all these items before hand? If you bought all this shit just to make a point, you're a cunt. And a dumbass AHAHA... I'll take it though. Except the black light, because you would see a bunch of piss stains my dog left behind over the years if you turned it on. So pass. And the sword... that shit was queer and ur a fag for having that. 1/5 at best.

[luciferlue]

curse you fuckface

[Cannibal202]

dude i hope you fucking die this is not funny its just stupid

[OlegBoss]

lol u suck

[HolySmoke14]

"We use blacklight because we're metal" haha i love this vid.

[bloodxconfetti]

i'm from scandinavia 'cause i'm so metal : D

[DimmuDidier]

stupid fuck...

[WinterTroll]

low guitar is mostly for alternative metal i think

[xxbeep323xx]

LOL nice

[oscar9909]

poser

[memo1290]

kill ur self ass hole

[basslord454]

"we're evil and black!" does he realise what he said there?

[Ditak]

your fuking funny man xD

[RegurgitatedMass]

Kill yourself.

[DoolbFoNatas]

I'm from Scandinavia. Bye.

[PunkPanties]

That's hysterical! XD

[dudegutarman12]

you are a waste of space and organic matter.

[LORDOFDOOM13]

YES!!! DETHKLOK!!!!!!!!!!

[MetalNatasha]

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

[SloMagget]

hey

this is a 21th century not a middle age

[Thota]

thank you all for the lovely comments. Metal is awesome. Some is dumb. I laugh at all. I cry when people choose to defend metal when most is laughable. Bands like dragonforce, the black dahlia murder, and kamelot make me giggle. whatever your idea of metal may be, try not to take it too seriously.

[metalbluntking666]

dethklok rocks and this kid sucks cocks. im a metal head and i don't wear fcukin fairy robes, i own an mp3 player, i don't carry a fuckin guitar around everywhere and i don't own a sword. do everybody a favor, just die.

[Sephy7777]

Washburn WI14? ;D

[IAMMETALX]

your a fag, you give metal a bad name

[nikaliantunesku]

Haha funny shit man x

[nachoman166]

u are a douche

[Bobhet]

you ain't true.. ain't got long hair :/

[rayh05]

funny shit bro

thought it was gonna be fucking retarded at first

but it was rad!

[laurencecaudwell]

METAL IS FOREVER!!!

but you are a bunghole.

[Joorrgee]

Whats the name of the song at the end?

[xmoosexfacex]

i cant think of the name right now. but its by dethklok..i think its the happy birthday song. or something. idk.

[SadisticxParkour]

birthday dethday by dethklok

[bonnieandklyde]

how pathetic, but so fuckin true

ahahahahahah

makes me laugh at metal heads more hahahahahah

[Trollfresser]

"Anything made outa metal... IS METAL!"

OMG best line I've heard this week ^^

[udabuk2]

This is amazing!!! I remember this!!!

[demonskate182]

what a fucking goon

[BringerOfPain666]

black metal sucks

[Sweetrocker2]

"You can stab emo kids or your little sister with a sword" LOL!!!!

[Carlos0180]

Emo is a kind of music, is not clothe..

I hate emo music.. But i get mad, because emo fashion is wrong. emo doesn't have fashion, Now when i use clothe, people confuse me with EMO, I FUCKING HATE THAT! I hate emo, But I wear whatever clothe i WANT!

[singinundertheshower]

lool

cause i'm metal

[Blondedude99]

2:39 you look like a D&D roleplayer xD

But other then that...

METAL HEADS FTW!!! ONE DAY WE SHALL TAKE OVER ALL AND DESTROY WHITE LIGHT MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[ammyxxx]

"you can forget about white light , BITCH" LMFAO =]

[clauclaux]

lol man thats POKEMOOOON

[centineladebmx]

Men ns video but u look like a stupid and u dont need to have a fucking evil clothe to be a metal... the only true that u say was the black foco and that u dont need and ipod only a guitar

[BIoodBrotherz]

METAL! EMO SUCKS!

[SlipknotFanka]

"u can forget about the white light.. bitch!.."

lmao!

[thebuttmaster]

The most effective way to enhance your metal appearance is to wear studs on your bootshoes. So a swift kick in the balls is not only painful, it is destructive and metal.

[Ectheo]

brutal lol

[ark277]

yes that is what every metal person looks like we carry guitars on us the hang really low with black robes and carry a sword i do that every day

[Rumistatt]

Oh and thank all of you lovely supporters of the vid!

[Rumistatt]

this is a secondary account from the main "thota" account

[Thota]

Yes indeed thank you all!

[Rumistatt]

For everyone commenting! Metal is a versatile genre with many different variations. I listen to technical metal and thrash if you were wondering. Opeth, Children of Bodom and Dream Theater are my tops. I choose to make fun people who take metal seriously. Its just music, enjoy it.

[Scorpion118]

Dude. That is so Metal.

[djdudehead]

hahaha... that's pure genius. the best bit has got to be the sword bit

[centineladebmx]

U look like stupid

but its funny xD

[Swiborg]

Jeez, people... it's called a sense of humour. Get one, it's useful. This is funny. Full stop. I have spoken.

[ejkfc]

wow your way off

[metalheadoj1822]

fuckin hell kornflayx are you still in the 80's? Anyone else wanna knife the kid as soon as he put on his "metal" voice? I think he was aimin at black metal cause metal was made in fucking britain. END OF STORY

[Tombking2]

You look like a faggot, not really a metal fan.

[nkakos]

so funny man wicked!!

[mahalyfe8462]

ha ha i listen to metal but im a christian

[BloodMetalandToxic]

o rely?

So do I and I is a christian.

Seriously

[420blazejuggalo]

yeah im soooo metal!!!!

[jedjed356]

wtf dude... halarious... the song at the end rox

[MyLastSerenade666]

Mate that was funny as fuck

1:37 hahah!

[kornflayx]

I think ur thinking death/black metal. SUBDIVISION. Metal is all about denim and white muscle cars, baybe!!

[Vakian]

omg nice sword,looks like the one from witchking from lotr,is ur guitar an esp?

[Rumistatt]

yes its the witchking, though the sword is my elder brother's. I wish that guitar was an esp. nah its a washburn cheeeapass geetar. my newest guitar is a lp classic. much betta. thanks for the comment!

[Gundum]

FUCKIN DETHKLOK \m/ :p

[elisehv]

NORWAY \m/ METAL

[SotoBaggins]

hes says metal 25 times in 2 minutes... lol

[AAlexM]

very very very funny dude!!!

lollllllllll

[imastoner]

hardcore blacklight!! lol

[SatanicWarmaster6668]

why dont you go and live underwater ??

because fishes doesnts haves any good metals to listens to

[xMrPolyx]

Evil, black clothing!

[anifreek]

NOOB, metal emo and hardcore r not the same, hardcore sucks, emo sucks, metal fucking kicks ass

[alnia2]

this isn't really how 'metal' people are.. and i'm scandinavian and i don't speak like that, but i still think it's VERY funny.

[azntactics29]

damn, this was pretty fucking funny

[metaltaylor0]

Hmm...I am pretty damn Metal...and you aren't Metal. You're promoting dumbass stereotypes about the Metal society with this video.

[skippytheastronaut]

lmfao. you fucking triumph

[23119007648174]

FUCKIN' RIGHT, DETHKLOK!

[DCAmember]

want a shoe in your teeth?!

[sfauwcakh]

lol woah this isnt really how metal ppl are...but i still laughed

[HAILZblackmetalDEMON]

This is sad... & offensive to the people he is portraying.

[skippytheastronaut]

get a life n00b.

metal is my life.

all i ever do is vox to rap music.

except it's metal.

yeh dig headfuck?

LOLOLOL!!

[HAILZblackmetalDEMON]

I got a life you motherfucking fagbait douche bag motherfucker. Your a faggot i want you too fucking die you lame ass cock loving fagfucking bitch.

[skippytheastronaut]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!