Pinkie Pie - I'm not giving him cake, I'm assaulting him with cake!

[ShelliWelli]

Now you take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit assault, just a pinch! ;)

[50033836]

Would you like some pepper with that assault?

*Badum-tsh*

[Dante96Cena]

I love assaulting people with cake!

[SandJosieph]

I can just imagine the police report of this: Assault with Cake.

[madmanmatty07]

Cake or DEATH?

[krisjj859]

The wonderbolts used to fly then they took Rarity hoof to the face

on the other hand pinkiekin alsualts dragons with cake

[JessieTheRockette]

Jessie: the cake is a lie!

Jamie: XD

Jennifer: XD nice one

[vonPeterhof]

I am not giving him cake, it's not true, it's bullshit, I am not giving him cake, I am naaaht! Oh hai Twilight!

[BTim1984]

@vonPeterhof I think my neighbours called me an ambulance, since I nearly died laughing.

[malevc]

It never struck me until now how much Spike sounds like the Vagineer in this episode.

[Rexaura888]

WOLVERINES!

[Logodic]

Me:Gimme cake?

PP:NO

Me:Okay :(

[crazyracer12]

SHE'S KILLING HIM WITH DIABETES!

[ukikocarrot23]

For whatever reason, i think of GLaDOS saying Pinkie's lines :D

[DynastiEatsCake]

"Hi, Junebug!"

"Hi! Will you like some apple cake?"

"Sure! Applejack!"

"Thanks. Only $43"

[Wyrmling12]

Your average housewife.

[DelfinoDude]

I bucking want this on a t-shirt!

[DashGordon124]

Why is this not a meme yet?

[pokemonmaster914]

My life has gotten to the point where that makes pefect sense.....

[fudlite]

@pokemonmaster914 We're going to be the weirdest grandparents.

[Nickster63]

I want a shirt with that on it.

[KisuProductions]

This is sparta!

[Sammy4549]

Where's the Cupcake Launcher?

[tourettesguy169]

I'm not giving him cake, I'm assaulting him with Diabetes 

[Y0shilord]

BLANK FLANK!

[blayzebright]

@Y0shilord She assaulted him with her cutie marks.

[brittanytheicefox]

@Y0shilord  scootaloo: GOT A PROBLEM WITH BLANK FLANKS?

[doomscar252]

@Y0shilord The cutie mark is on the OTHER side.

[Y0shilord]

@doomscar252 They have the marks on BOTH flanks, genius.

[Sokuun]

@Y0shilord You corrected their mistake, AND called them a genius! You're the hero of the internet!

[doomscar252]

@Y0shilord Sorry, never knew that. It's just that they say cutie MARK, rather than cutie MARKS.

[fudlite]

@Y0shilord he stole her cutie mark. D:

[Y0shilord]

@fudlite I've heard of popping cherries and popping balloons, but...Damn.

[googuy999]

Pinkie pie misplaced her cutie mark in this scene.

[juliaw4]

KEEP CALM

AND

ASSAULT

WITH CAKE

[oc395]

cake assault

[VegetaXII]

That's what a friend of mine said once about having sex with her boyfriend.... only she used the synonym for kitty instead of cake.

[YetAnotherBrony1]

Name one other show that has a line like this.

[tehthirdperson]

Pinkie is Dragonborn!

[Spacepoliceman]

CAKE OR DEATH!

[CharletteAndMo]

No cake or death comments?

Bronies, I am dissapoint.

[Titan360]

Omg!

.....PINKIE'S A BLANK FLANK!

[chapinmc2]

At the end of the video, she was about to throw a GIANT INVISIBLE CAKE!

How? She is Pinkie Pie...

[GardBreaker]

I want to be assaulted with cake by Pinkie Pie! Me next please!

[FrangiPaint]

love Spike's "HUUGH!" at the end

[ChunkeeNoodleSoup]

@BigBrotherMateyka

....Zecora? Is that you?

[AwesomePyro101]

@BigBrotherMateyka Best. Poem. Ever.

[EatitHarvey]

LIES!!!!

[ApocalypseHare]

What episode is this form?

[osiviper]

@ApocalypseHare Season 2, Episode 10 - Secret of My Excess

[LeanToThee]

@ApocalypseHare Season 2, Episode 10 Secret of My Excess

[522viper]

AKake-47

[RainbowAuditore]

dat thumbnail



[HyperVegitoDBZ]

The cake is a lie

[DrNazus]

I'm not giving him love and tolerance!

I'm assaulting him with love and tolerance!

[Cluublibby12]

Assaulting with cake ?

Charge Pinkie with Batter-y .

[XNightmarexWolf]

its super effective

[CpWiser10]

This needs to be on a t-shirt.

[patemansmith1]

*Cupcake* FRAG OUT!

[SonicRainBoom12X]

thats how i want my next birthday cake to be served; TURN THIS INTO A POPULAR MEME, UP THERE WITH "FOREVER ALONE" AND "FFFFUUUU"

[TheRainSnake]

+12 dragonbane cake

[monsterkiddo42]

Best Line Ever!!! (thumbs up if you get the reference)

[Rokinroxy1]

CMON PINKIE LETS ASSULT SEARGENT SPRINKLES WITH CAKE FOR RUINING MY FAVORITE FOOD!!!!!!!!

[Alphahumphrey2011]

Can't wait for Pinkie Pie's next episode!

[scubadog2000]

T-SHIRT! NOW.

[missflutterbitch]

The cake is a LIE!!!!

[BronyPie67]

*watches video

*birthday

mom : now blow out the candles so u can eat it!

me: oh thanks mom!

pinkie: i will hurt u with that cake

me : (O_O)

[HJSDGCE]

At first, I thought she said "insulting him with cake!". Guese I was wrong.

[duncan343]

..."Im not giving him cake, im assaulting him with cake." -Pinkmena Diane Pie

[XM177ColtCommando]

She's assaulting him with LIES!

[aqdrobert]

@XM177ColtCommando Secrets and lies! Why is it always secrets and lies with these ponies?

[Badmunky64]

Is it just me or did Spike sound like he was yelling in pain when he got assaulted by cake?

[MegaShroom22]

The cake is a lie. LOL ARENT I SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY PLEASE GIVE ME THUMBS BECAUSE I AM A SHELL OF A HUMAN BEING AND RELY ON DECADE-OLD MEMES TO MAKE ME SEEM FUNNY?!?!?!?!!!!??!?!?????!

[DragoSonicMile]

@MegaShroom22, A bit more subtlety would work a lot better in your favor.

[mantaray9992000]

@MegaShroom22 i ratify this with thumbs down.

[SkatingWithElement]

Little girls probably wouldn't understand the meaning of the word "assault."

This means that the bronies have officially taken over MLP:FiM and is now a men's show.

[weldonwin]

I used to assult people with cake, then I... *Gets beaten unconcious with a Battonburg cake*

[33Kane]

oh looks lie shes gonna throw a spirit bomb in the end

[mantaray9992000]

@33Kane plants,animals, all living things in equestria hear me. lend me your strength!

[clubpenguintvization]

Twilight: Pinkie, stop feeding him cake!

Pinkie: I'm not feeding him cake, I'm assaulting him with cake!

Twilight: Oh. Carry on then.

[Missymgish]

CAKE OR... DAMIT!

[zorandroid]

CAKE OR DEATH!

[SonicDestroyer12]

Drat it, Pinkie, you only assault with pepper! PEPPER! Not cake, people LIKE cake! So it isn't really assaulting!

[VardrunCRidleyKnight]

@SonicDestroyer12 Shrek: I don't CARE... what everyone likes. Dragons. Do not. Like cakes.

[Innis142]

Looks like we have a case of-

*Sunglasses*

Batter-y

YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!

[yannmen]

Blannkkk flaannnnk 0:03

[TheDarkestOne100]

Hey, thats child abuse pinkie, you will get arrested for that!

[Kazuhiro808]

Considering what pies are capable of, this wasn't such a bad idea.

[nocturn333]

watch out guys. we are dealing with a bad ass over here

[SourceStrike]

God dammit I need to watch episode 10 before i spoil it for myself >>

[2007excalibur2007]

Pinkie Pie, stop feeding him lies!

[Mankong100]

This is why Pinkie Pie is Dovahkiin!

[SuperShadicHyper]

WERE THE FUCK IS PINKIE'S CUTIE MARK

[NavalDestroyer1]

0:03 the image that came to my mind. . .O_o

[MrZash313]

Pinkie Pie is a 'unique' Dragonborn.....her shout is called: Cake Assault.

[Snipercakeman]

GLaDoS: See why the cake is a lie now? I dont wanna end up like that!

Me: You just made yourself MORE dislikable, good job valve.

[kittykatninja]

ahh all the cakes that were lost that day *tears up*

[Bitsy83]

@kittykatninja *pats shoulder* It's ok, Kitty. There will always be another batch....

[JaspertheRunt]

i used to be a hoarder then i took a cake to the knee ....

[HeshamUchia]

@JaspertheRunt all your friends hate you

[DanteKami1]

just like GLaDoS!

[UltraKirby25]

This is why I fucking love Pinkie Pie.

[drunkenmunkytootiedo]

Pinkie totally blank flanked.

[TheOtherNeutrino]

Assuming cake=lie, Pinkie is assaulting Spike with lies!

[skullkid9741]

@TheOtherNeutrino its all secrets and lies with these ponies....

[Mike190]

Dear Celestia, today i learned that you have to choose your words carefully when it comes to talking with pinkie pie

[macandfriends]

The comments are usually better than the video.... and that's quite an achievement

[DashGordon124]

This needs to be a meme.... Internet, get on it!

[theawesomestawesomer]

Little girls' show mentioning assault.

eeyup

[MrGregorychant]

Okay, children. Today we're going to learn about the word "assault". Repeat after me: Auuuuuu-sault. Assault. Good!

[petekMw]

The new 20% cooler.

[SyonX05]

new service! have pinkie pie assault all haters with cake

[bored0stiff]

I'm not giving this video views, I'm assaulting it with views!

[tanizdaman]

pinkie y u so blank flank?

[oc395]

the cake is a weapon :D 

[AKittyBox]

I used to assault people with cake like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[ZeusAssassin]

Mane6 from Fighting is Magic, start taking notes and make sure Pinkie Pie has deadly cakes as her projectiles! :D

[darthromulus1]

"...But that pink one cake-assaulted me!"

[WolfieHowl]

Does anypony else have a weird urge to get this on a t-shirt?

[Bitsy83]

@WolfieHowl Hey, if they can make a "20% Cooler" t-shirt, this is a no brainer! But it can only happen if the fans flood the internet with the quote. Quickly, all Bronies and Pegasisters! TO THE FORUMS!!!!!

[TheDumbRock]

@WolfieHowl A T-shirt that says I'm not Giving him cake I'm assaulting him with cake? It would be the best shirt ever.

[sonicdahedgehogfan1]

Best line in the entire episode!

[thatoneguy855]

watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here

[Rubberman202]

Same thing, really.

[39410]

Lol looks like spike was mad and voted this video down.

[hrimfaxi989]

I can see it now.

Mane Combat: Assault Cake

[Mike190]

Dat cake

[JellyChilliMustard]

Ma'am, put down those cakes! Ma'am!? No, Ma'am!

TAZE HER! TAZE HER! MACE! MACE!

[doogle5747]

Of all the words I expected in this show, this is. THE. LEAST. LIKELY. WORD!

[SegaMario]

Pinkie Pie! You are SO random! (and stupid...)

[fkagahsdfs]

Best line of the episode XD

[JiyVayCay]

I am now going to assault your mind with CAKES.

[randomyoshi]

Watch out, everypony. We're dealing with a badass over here.

[antMANscochiey]

A new mlp is out? time to check youtube

[smsteve888]

For once the planets aligned and youtube had a video with both top comments being simultaneously original and funny.

Excuse me while I relish the moment.

[HaloLvl43Legit]

So this is what Marie Antoinette meant when she said "let them eat cake."

[SUPERVANMAN64]

I wouldn't mind being cake-assaulted

[Otaku2455XD]

WATCH OUT SHE'S GOT CAKE

[yofashizzle123]

Now just take a little something sweet not sour

a bit assault, just a pinch.

[flensdude]

@yofashizzle123 A bit assault goes with every kind of food. You know what they say, if you can't eat it, beat it! Preferably with a croquet mallet.

[yofashizzle123]

@flensdude Or add a dab of Pepper...

...spray!

[Bitsy83]

@yofashizzle123 NICE!

[Fullmetal9876]

@yofashizzle123 Damn it you beat me to it... though I woulda said just a punch

[lTofSmitia]

@yofashizzle123 and add a teaspoon of godzilla.

[TheCertifiedHeadshot]

@yofashizzle123 yes...yes....

[ColdClamChowder]

Pinkie Pie was later charged with assault and "batter"-y.

*crickets*

*leaves*

[Ravengaurd6]

@ColdClamChowder AUGHhahahhahahahahah! *leaves*

[Annihilator27]

@ColdClamChowder Lmfao, Hold up.Im clapping.

[DragonNamedRed]

@ColdClamChowder YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[NintendoVeteran85]

@ColdClamChowder hahaha

[KonkuroPuppetMaster]

@ColdClamChowder Actually, it would be a"salt" and "batter"y

[MasterChiefTheBrony]

@ColdClamChowder Your useranme wins XD

[WankBread]

The groan at the end sounded like it came from vagineer.

[frypoddie]

Behold, The new Meme of the week!!!