"Project Natal - ST8SIS Demo" (crysis machinima)

[dylanbossdu38]

c de la merde ta vidéos

[blackrack2008]

this what xbros actually used to believe would happen before kinect came out

[YsabelMarquez39]

GO*TO"GETAFREE360]dot%C0M^TO,G­ET^A)FREE+XBOX(360.WITH#KINECT­

[MEal3s]

1:08 has :D

[sisisspore]

gay.

[parkerboi95]

Three words........

What the fuck!

[Xios55]

If you're a Korean actor, and someone offers you a job as an extra in a film called: Crysis, run. Run very far away.

[DarthVulva]

Owned.

[Amongoose06]

it doesn't give you the option to skip the batman ad..because batman CAN'T be skipped

[gabrielblackberry]

VEEEEEEEERY GAY :)

[Blitzfrenzy78]

If I had this I would act like a retard, the A.I. would be like 'what the fuck he's acting like use, let use join him brothers.'

[FlareStorm10]

0:58 TASTE MY CUM SUCKA!!!

1:00 NINJA MODE INITIATED

1:08 (FLIRT)

1:10 O.O



[KiddingSpree]

WTF IS THIS?!

[iDARKSPAWN]

WTF using bullets as stepping stones rofl crysis aint like dmc this has to be the worst mod ever seen.

[sockschappercat]

nice incompetech mucsic you have there!

[spimuch]

turns out project natal is worst than project anal .

[Thevb2101]

youtube.com/watch?v=uJbTR03RYY­Y

CRYSIS 2 DOWNLOAD LINK 100% WORKING NO SCAM AND NO SURVEYS!!

Try it ....

[irou95]

stop dreaming of having crysis 1 for xbox i can tell you it won't happen

[bf2lover42]

@irou95 its a machinima. L2 Internet.

[gamerman001]

GOD DAMN! thats like a chuck nanonorris suit!

[byloso]

สัด



[MrMamlasCZ]

fuuny ending

[JpeltakaCyberBeast]

lol that guy on the turret looked like he was taking a dump

[WR2seb]

GAY :)

[DustinXxXxXx]

Das Video ist geiL! :D

[sertman96]

lol

[gabrocki]

and how would you sue your nanosuit in kinect? xd

OMG i know what gaming community wants! REAL LIFE NANOSUIT AND NANOSUIT CONTROLLER! YAAY

[aworldanonymous]

And by in gmod i mean gmod with crysis characters

[tarkinfish]

@aworldanonymous Nope, Sandbox 2, Crysis' level editor.

[aworldanonymous]

Was this done in Gmod?

[nater1495]

Fuck both consoles! WII all the way!........Ahhahahahahahahaha can't keep a straight face while saying that.

[claudiusle1]

And are we soaked in negative reactions about other people? Arent we happy with what we have? Do we enjoy hurtig others feelings?

I saw this on tv, and i think you guys should read it: "Lord, i know i cant get what i want, so can you help me want what i have?

Think about that, and respect what you have.

[claudiusle1]

Lols, why are you guys fighting about what's the best? Have we all forgotten what consoles are all about? Cant you remember those days when you saw that commercial of that console that you realy wanted to have. It is not about comparing consoles, it is not about showing off. It's about FUN! It's about playing cool and fun games alone or with friends. It's about enjoying life and exploring new games and adventures! Have we forgotten that all? Are we all blinded by the state of the art tecnology

[GLaDOSPulse]

Enough with the vs shit. PC gaming and console gaming runs in my family, and I don't care. I play my games like a console. Of course I own a PS3, I like it. All today's consoles are good as long if it suits you.

[hotfuzznarp]

YAY more flame wars over consoles and pc T_T

[dcquadrant]

LMAO He can on the BULLETS!!



[dantiel92]

this shit cold be real1! xp

[PIXARTV97]

Thats Epic man AWESOME but how did u make him fly?

Did u use cheats?

[Lynerus]

If this is real then they need to quit making games because it fails

Looks like some 7 year old made it

[PhantomGamer100]

@Lynerus You must be a 7 year old if you actually even questioned the fact if it was real or not.

[Lynerus]

@PhantomGamer100

You got me im 7 years old now what?

[PhantomGamer100]

@Lynerus Go do your homework, now.

[TheAussieStew]

LOL

[033455124]

how did this video get 1349 likes??? so gay!

[SnoweyMan111]

@033455124 Because it's a damn joke, you just don't get it.

[chaklong]

how the hell did this video get half dislikes!?!!?

[ERTLPFM]

Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good Sniper

WOOT I'M A GOOD SNIPER!

[liamdudeeee]

@ERTLPFM WOOT YOU HAVE NO LIFE!

[Guitarplus12]

lol taking a shit while shooting AWESOME!!!

[JezalDanAiviti]

walking on the bullets xDD

[TheRishBOB]

Either the 1189 dislikes are people without Kinect or computers that can't run Crysis (ie. Macs and netbooks)

[h4x0y]

@TheRishBOB why do you think macs can't play crysis? you can put windows on them and then there's no problem.

[TheRishBOB]

@h4x0y It's not that you can't play Crysis...just not well...unless you buy a Mac Pro. IT would run half-decent on the highest end iMac with the Radeon HD 5750 but otherwise, it's a GPU limitation. GT 330M in MBP won't cut it. Neither will the Radeon 5670 (unless you want to play at ~1440 x 900 with no AA)

[h4x0y]

@TheRishBOB well you mean play it on max settings. the best way to do that, is by playing it on a custom pc (if the price is to stay as low as possible) with each component selected individually and especially for gaming performance. Macs are quite high end computers but just not made primarily for gaming, that's why they have mid-range GPU's. So they're no crysis killers, but you can play regular games on high settings, especially when running under OSX.

[TheRishBOB]

@h4x0y Yeah I know. I have my own custom PC. Quad core AMD + GTX 460. And I know most games can be handled. I was just referring to Crysis.

[HavOckSpAwns]

hahaharrr Kinect is fun.

[chacato15]

stupid video

[mt2oo8]

Kinect Hardly even works proper anyway!

[mistysvenger007]

@mt2oo8 maby your poor and it hates you mine is fine

[mt2oo8]

@mistysvenger007 NO Xbox sucks i dont have one because its shit

[japsen3]

@mt2oo8 fuck you bitch.

[TheFXGuy]

@mt2oo8 I'm guessing you have a PS3? Because that's SO much better.

Unless you have a PC, which actually is better lol

[mt2oo8]

@TheFXGuy

Actully 

1. PC = BEST

2. PS3 = 2nd BEST

3. XBOX WORST

[TheFXGuy]

@mt2oo8 agree with the first, but technologically, the only edge ps3 has is bluray, and I think there's one or two games that even use it. Xbox is better graphically, and therefore performs better for gaming. the processor is about equal, though slightly in favor of ps3. But the Xbox is more suited to gaming, PS3 for simulation.

But let's not turn this into a flame war. Just next time, make sure you can back what you say with facts.

[MrPrototypz]

@TheFXGuy Wow.... If you dont want to make a Flame War then why are you talking a bunch of bullshit??? And you didnt even state a single fact! Seriously, stop being so fucking immature. Dont come here and talk a bunch of nonsense and think they are automaticly facts just because what YOU think.

[CladInVlad]

@mt2oo8 You can't say it's shit if you haven't tried it. Not saying it's the best, but I think it's pretty good.

[mt2oo8]

@CladInVlad I have tried one  the controls are way to heavy and you pay for the same type of connection you get on PS3 .. nah

[CladInVlad]

@mt2oo8 I beg to differ. Xbox Live is muc better than the PSN. I don't prefer one over the other, but both have different strong and weak points. I'm honestly sick of this fanboy bullshit. Either PS3 is awesome and Xbox is amazing, or Ps3 is horrible and Xbox sucks. Make up your damn mind.

[SnoweyMan111]

@CladInVlad Yeah they're way too similar. Agree. I just can't stand to pay a subscription fee. I don't need another bill.

[mattmun12]

@CladInVlad But I'm a pc gamer, I'm too scared to look outside!

[tehGreasyItalianGuy]

@mt2oo8 its cuz your black

[mt2oo8]

@tehGreasyItalianGuy Its because your a gay italian No one like italy!!

[RickRock117]

@mt2oo8 -.-

[Danilko100]

@mt2oo8 I like italy, I am straight and I'm not even italian, it's a beautiful country filled with chicks

[tehGreasyItalianGuy]

@mt2oo8 jokes on u buddy im not actually italian and yea they do suck..

[duncanthehut]

@mt2oo8 I had to SQUAT THE WHOLE MOTHAF***ING TIME when trying out kniect sports in Best Buy. Kinect is failness

[GmanDaGlitcha]

wtf

[mikeonearth]

oooookay

[campbellaidan101]

project natal my arse

[clingmarbleprod]

why is everyone hating this video? i htink its one of the best things ive ever seen about kinect, and one of the coolest machinima ever made for crysis.

[jetson35]

@clingmarbleprod its not much of the video be its just that some of the people that wache dit are fat and there pissed off thats all i can say withought sounding offensive

[MrKairo93]

Nobody likes your video, take it off !

[Jonyo25]

Chuck Norris can do that while he shits.lol

[hundegaga]

WHY SO MUCH DISLIKES

1165 have no money fo kinect

[ItsRecycled]

@hundegaga cuz this video sucked..

[AZFPA]

back to 80's realism ?

[shikhar16997]

that was funny..

[imthegodhand]

LOL

[capatais777]

very funny

[LEOCCIICS1]

mentira

[fantasticanime2010]

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[Rzrjo]

not good

[carlangaz007]

hahahahahh looooool!!

[TheNumse]

WTF!

[psonio3d]

hahaahahaha

[RomtimBS]

A new great MMORPG, that is based on CryEngine 2 - You can read about it at aaportal.net

[RSMPanther]

i cah stop laughin at this one...great depiction of the hardcore games using natal....

[bloodsuckern]

good job :pppp

[sperooo]

is that reaaaaaaaaaaaal !!!!!!!!!?

[eliwansebentri]

oh no... bad idea!!! :D

[lezantt88]

its amazin

[indianvb]

turtle in his ass -- nice comment dude

[Sunshineguns]

lol jumping sounds from littlebigplanet

[st8sis]

@Sunshineguns Nope?  Talking about the swooshes or something? Sorry, I haven't played it:-P

[Sunshineguns]

@st8sis wel when he starts jumping in the air... yea thats from lbp

[ReachMedia117]

0:59 stick up my ass oh yeah

[ReachMedia117]

poor sound effects + crappy music = SHIT

[MrJLaza]

this is horrible

[behemuth]

hahahaha so funny, shame the humor seams to be beyond 50% of the viewers.

homo-retardus maximus

[booki000]

1:09 fail xD

[1986wumpscut]

Lol wtf

[Lightscribe225]

Motion detection is still the shits right now. It will be a long time before we eliminate controllers completely.

[JCGCD11]

I dont thick this is natal...

[RobloxHackers]

WTF? Human beings can't slide across the ground like they're Jesus... And WTF? I don't think we will ever get a system that records as well as a Video Camera.... You think it would beat the video camera....... That's what happens when you get a MOney Whores' permission to create a software product under that same Money Whores' budget; they go haywire and sell something people get pissed off about because it doesn't work... LOL

[sickpuppy4o20o1]

DUDE!!! It would be so sick if they incorporated the two without it sucking!

[davidnitro333]

and those r the slowest bullets ive ever seen.

[Maximumoverkill75]

Natal?Looks more like ANAL to me !!!

[sickpuppy4o20o1]

@Maximumoverkill75 wow... that was really clever

[LootCorpse]

Hahah it's funny how people actually think this is project natal

[davidnitro333]

wow what a fail, he just lookes like a puppet being controled by a drunk puppet master.

[davidnitro333]

wow what a fail, he just lookes like a puppet being controled by a drunk puppet master.

[y0r00t]

This vid is just showing NOTHING ;)

[SnowyHawk455]

WTF Is this?

[americanoxford]

Natal looks fucking amazing but this looks like a pile of ass.

[TirexiHD]

WTF is this? XDDDDD

[allmischa]

lol i love the part where he walked on the bullets and the jumping sounds you can hear i think they are from litle big planet

[sannukas0016]

Fuck the Move and the Natal theyr both shit!

Wii will be the classic movement conslole!

And xbox and ps3 are normal consoles.

It sucks to play fps whit Move!

[Predatory1011]

@sannukas0016 ps3 and xbox should just stay with controllers only thing i want to play for natal is that pet game lol

[sannukas0016]

@Predatory1011 Lol what if u accidently kick the pet :D

RAGE!!! :D

[Predatory1011]

@sannukas0016 lol than it has a right to bite my dick lol but i would never do that......maybe

[k3dmusic]

that's gay

[puff1366613]

i think natal will be cool but this game looks like shit

[TheFrightenedOnion]

@puff1366613 lmaooo.its not...oh god im not even gona explain

[Lobotomick]

@puff1366613

i really hope you're not saying crysis has bad graphics. if you did, i just gave up on humanity.

[puff1366613]

@Lobotomick no i mean the game looks stupid. i mean comeon hes jumping and flying through the air takin out watch towers i dont see how the controls would possibly work

[MarreLirre]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA, I'VE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN A LONG WHILE!!

[PrashantSinghs]

just bcoz u r machinima doesnt mean u can make any lame ass video zzzzzzzzz -_-

[budtoker13]

you cant do this with the kinect LOL and if you think it can you will be highly disappointed when it launches all the kinect is is a eyetoy that can track you in 3D and the drawback is you dont have buttons so how do you switch weapons and that super man fly thing or in a racing game how do you easy on the gas with kinect it will only be full throttle or no throttle and it has a flaw the cam is only 30 fps like a web cam and those things lag like hell

[WolfOfTheDeadNight]

Dammit people, why argue about which is better: The PSM or XBOX Natal

Both good ideas in my opinion so stop bitching!

I hate fanboy war things... It's so stupid.

[IXBhangXI]

this game will help to program secret government robots to slay enemies.

[cloveofgarlic]

do teabag on halo with your movement HELL YEAH!!!!!

[aviza12]

in one word - fail,

epic, fail

[jetson35]

lmao

[xxxparkour4lifexxx]

WTF

[Cackulon]

um this game looks kinda not good ha but o well

[volandy]

add 3d to project natal and it is gonna be sooo real...

[VZGproductions]

That was gay.

[jasth204]

Fucking fake

[frigs123]

Yeah those movements look so realistic... makes him look like a guy walking down the street with a turtle in his ass.

[IittIebritain]

@frigs123 I lol'd

[metaldiabolos86]

@frigs123 LoL jajajajajajajajajaja you are right!

[ReachMedia117]

@frigs123 hhehehahehaehaehaheaheqaheaheh­aeheheaheaheaheaheae

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT YOUR COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JumpStartation]

@frigs123 Send me a link to the demo of your software. I'm certain it's way better than this.

[frigs123]

@JumpStartation

I have no software, and never said I did.

[JumpStartation]

@frigs123 Hmm....That explains a lot.

[frigs123]

@JumpStartation

Seeing as your just trying to be an ass by making pointless arguments, I'll leave you be.

[JumpStartation]

@frigs123 There it is!

[voltrumiks]

@frigs123 lol this is a joke...

[xHAZARD78x]

@ExtacyOfMorbidDeath of course the xbox fanboy would bring up gay sex in comment about game consoles

[mrpoop1997]

@xHAZARD78x Well Asshole it all started cuz of you So dont look suprised if a 360 fan hated on you . Punk go of youtube and spray walls we dont need rats on youtube

[XxXRangerXxX]

LOL I like how ppl that have small brains think they're tough cause they can slander when really all they are doing is bringing shame to those who aren't ignorant and K.K.K Inbred rednecks with 33 cousins/siblings (They're THE SAME :O!!)

[Schutzstaffel23]

@XxXRangerXxX i dunno i mean i read your comment and you sound as stupid if not more so than the ppl you and slandering. your hypocracy astounds me.

[raoul48]

@ExtacyOfMorbidDeath dude you are really retarded you know that, i say that a pc is the best then the ps3 and then a xbox where do you see anything that can let you think i prefere a ps3?????

[amerbaghdadi]

It says MACHINIMA it's supposed to be fake, what's wrong with you people every one is just acting like a fucking fake detector !!

[connro22]

FAKE!!!



[randalf450]

@connro22 Congratu-fucking-well-done douche.

[94317k]

hahah FATASS!!!

[LoTuZ]

Too many fat kids own game consoles. Good luck with that.