WAIT! I KNOW WHO THIS IS!! NAME = DAVID BURGER IN LOS ANGELES! TRUST ME I KNOW FOR A FACT THIS IS HIM! MY FRIEND KNOWS A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS WHO ASKED ME TO KEEP HIS NAME OUT. APPARENTLY DAVID BURGER IS SOME WANNA BE COMIC WHO LIVES AT THE COMEDY STORE IN HOLLYWOOD. HE DRINKS AND DOES DRUGS ALL THE TIME AND DRIVES. MY FRIEND SAID HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS DBURGERCOMIC@YAHOO.COM IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO DRIVE DRUNK OR ON DRUGS. PERSONALLY, I HAD A FRIEND KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER SO HE'S AN IDIOT.
lmao, i seen people like this all the time, im a correctional officer and this guy is done lol, his mind wants to sleep but hes fighting it, hes walking like its very windy out.. i can tell its not fake, i like how he trys to play it off but he failed...
i dont think its fake... ive been nearly that drunk, my only goal was to survive. it looks pretty realistic. but his only goal is to get more beer. fool. and its broad daylight! hahaha!
omg. I didnt stop laughin the entire time. If this isnt fake, thats the worst drunk ive ever seen. My dad drinks 30-40 beers a day his whole life and can handle himself better than that. lolz
IT IS more than drunk, induced from drugs...the backward falls indicate this....mind is shutting down....not drunk, something much worse>>!!!! Passes out unconcious at times....definately drugs and alcohol...
WHERE THE FRUCK IS MY HOMIE AT? GOT ME WAITING OUT HERE LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES WAITING...HOW HARD IS IT TO GET SOME NATTYBOH A PACK OF SMOKES AND SOME STRAWS!!! CRAP...AND HE BETTER BRING BACK MY CHANGE!! HEY MAN... DID YOU SEE A GUY IN A BLACK SHIRT WALK IN A FEW MINUTES AGO? I GOTTA GO TO MY AA CLASS SOON...SMH
I don't think he's even drunk...looks more like he has been huffing paint or something. Kind of like the ether huffing scene in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
GOD watching him try to get back up and fail so many times was really frustrating! Though, I certainly know that feeling. Absolutely hilarious. I'm surprised the clerk didn't intervene. Or the police. So many nice people... I really hope he didn't drive!
At 8:31 the Indian guy picks those coffee straws that are spread out all over the counter top around the built in trash hole and he puts them back in the box... Makes me sick.
Lmfao. That is BAAAAD. No one wants to help him, 'cause everytime he is almost up, he falls back down, lolls his head around, and does a slurred talk with them. So the old man walks up to him twice and gives him a "Back in my day.." talk, then leaves him be to learn his lesson. It is amazing how he even got in that store in the first place. He couldn't have walked. SOMEONE had to have given him a ride.
the funny thing about the video is that none of the sober people helps the guy in any way out of the store.. if he is back on the floor everyone goes away.. haha
You need to read the definition of the word must if you think it somehow helped your case. Secondly, anyone who kills innocent people are terrorists. Religion or origin have nothing to do with it. Some Americans are terrorists. Some Christians are terrorists.
daniel tosh should redeem this guy
TactiKPanda 2 weeks ago 2
I feel bad for hum at 6:47 He was SO FUCKING CLOSE! xD
ggr1mr3ap3r 1 month ago 3
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TheMMMAmanda 1 month ago
lmao, i seen people like this all the time, im a correctional officer and this guy is done lol, his mind wants to sleep but hes fighting it, hes walking like its very windy out.. i can tell its not fake, i like how he trys to play it off but he failed...
2669daniel 2 months ago
it's quite fake, since he keeps looking up ad walks with his back bendt backwards all the way, so i think it's fake..
Dragons14king 2 months ago
it looks like he didnt have enough, so I agree he needs more
ElvisMaslovskis 2 months ago
i dont think its fake... ive been nearly that drunk, my only goal was to survive. it looks pretty realistic. but his only goal is to get more beer. fool. and its broad daylight! hahaha!
invine 3 months ago
it reminds me of red dead redemtion
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onedwr 4 months ago
Fake. Take it from me, I'm a bartender in Prague...
TheH0rr0rTheH0rr0r 4 months ago
He looks like a new born baby kicking his feet.
ghostPS3gamer 5 months ago 2
damn he finally got out tha door kmsl!
TheSheenasheena 5 months ago
damn, wtf was he on cuz it was not just beer
dominicanreploca 5 months ago
FAAAKE! In Finland this is normipäivä.
jeesuksensandaali 6 months ago
The dude needs 2 beer cases, that way he's even. Duhh do the math.(:
HeadBeforHeart 6 months ago
omg. I didnt stop laughin the entire time. If this isnt fake, thats the worst drunk ive ever seen. My dad drinks 30-40 beers a day his whole life and can handle himself better than that. lolz
Tupac4lyfe44440 6 months ago in playlist Funny shit/fail
Body why won't you do what i'm telling you but my legs will!
Deeicerful 7 months ago
6:50 "Don't worry, i catched the bowl "
rryder64x 7 months ago 2
log05mus
your right... hes high on GHB...
GHB is a bit like alcohol only more potent. A small capful can make you confident, happy, and relaxed.
Too much will make you dizzy, sick, confused and wobbly. Way too much will put you totally out.
If you buy it in a bottle, it's hard to know how strong it is. It takes 10 minutes to an hour to come on.
Hes lucky he didnt over-do-it and put himself in a coma...
coilchrome2525 7 months ago
IT IS more than drunk, induced from drugs...the backward falls indicate this....mind is shutting down....not drunk, something much worse>>!!!! Passes out unconcious at times....definately drugs and alcohol...
log05mus 7 months ago
i wonder if they let him drive home?
alexebarajas1 7 months ago
He just wants to leave....not that day.
johnalan21 8 months ago
He just wants to leave
johnalan21 8 months ago
Why would you even want to be this drunk?
Chillazilla2 8 months ago
I'd like to shake his hand.
KwakJoe 8 months ago
WHERE THE FRUCK IS MY HOMIE AT? GOT ME WAITING OUT HERE LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES WAITING...HOW HARD IS IT TO GET SOME NATTYBOH A PACK OF SMOKES AND SOME STRAWS!!! CRAP...AND HE BETTER BRING BACK MY CHANGE!! HEY MAN... DID YOU SEE A GUY IN A BLACK SHIRT WALK IN A FEW MINUTES AGO? I GOTTA GO TO MY AA CLASS SOON...SMH
TheCYNTURION 9 months ago
I don't think he's even drunk...looks more like he has been huffing paint or something. Kind of like the ether huffing scene in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
chrisjackson1 9 months ago
Two beers and legs turn to rubber!
wleoradio 9 months ago
HE'S UP HE'S UP, and then hes back down.
Xquaze 9 months ago
this is one of those what would you do moments
left2glitchify 10 months ago
i liked the part where the guy was drunk
bambuu1221 10 months ago 10
I love how he is almost out but then falls like 10 meters back into the store lol
Suchtino 10 months ago 2
If Obama doesn't run again, then drunk guy for President!
1Noisycricket 11 months ago 3
OUTSIDE IN THE CAR:
"No way bro--you get it. You're more sober."
txpistolero 11 months ago
His depth perception is so bad lol
GrassValleyGreg 11 months ago
He was having more trouble getting off of his back then a turtle! lol
rwatts3395 11 months ago
that old man is a SAINT!
sarahhthomass 11 months ago
gotta love a drunk man falling
lol :)
10alex575 11 months ago
gotta love a drunk man falling
10alex575 11 months ago
hahaha swinging door damnit
mandymayhem89 1 year ago
Watch from 8:50 onwards, it's fake.
youboob6022 1 year ago
@youboob6022 no, YOU'RE fake.
AMK112510 8 months ago
@AMK112510 Oh good comeback sir, very well done. Maybe you should be a comedian, you know, tap all of that raw talent you have there.
youboob6022 8 months ago
Dude get's his wheel chair stolen and everyone's trippin'...
ImPacman 1 year ago 3
respect to the owner who put this out to the world in the first place ! THANKYOU ! you are a legend
genuineforce 1 year ago
He's drunk, they should take advantage of him.
Sheboobellach 1 year ago
Welcome to Florida, Bitches!
Raab3rt 1 year ago
fake
jomaz64 1 year ago
Guess He Really Wanted That Beer
Scar098DJ 1 year ago
is that bernie? from weekend at bernie's? lol
Divalycious0579 1 year ago
7:28 " Gosh i don't know what i did to make you angry but can you please slow the world a bit?"
8:54 "thank you.."
brkua90 1 year ago
7:28 " Gosh i don't know what i did to make you angry but can you please slow the world a bit?"
8:54 "thank you.."
brkua90 1 year ago
friends say it's fake. i really don't see how you could fake this that well
amaurythewarrior 1 year ago
Florida.
Rereversed 1 year ago
I don't think I've ever wished for audio more.
shawncapehart 1 year ago 3
does any one know name of the store?
breezeway2004 1 year ago
hero
TOOLAREFCKINCOOL 1 year ago
what a break dance on the floor :D
joe404WTF 1 year ago
just think he was probraly driving to
dt3140 1 year ago
Ok... I'm mad that the worker put the coffee stirers back in the box after touching this scummy guy!!!! ewwwwww
evemapp1 1 year ago 2
If this guy is able to walk.. even just Dr. Gonzo walk, he obviously hasn't had enough. Help to poor guy with his beer and show him to the door.
zackdelarocha8 1 year ago
i'm calling shenanigans.
mcalpine1390 1 year ago
this asshole cant even get off the floor & these 3 peeping Toms just stand and watch LMAO!! call the cops fucktards!
toothfairy8706 1 year ago
I know it's a long video, but what drive, what motovation, what perseverance....this guys..... is my new hero.
HeathKorinek 1 year ago 12
why would he go back for more!!!!
he's hammered!
pathfinderdude08 1 year ago
check out from 6:45 - grab the void then save the bowl - lol
Gungosh 1 year ago
awesome guy is awesome
grosdaraz 1 year ago
It's like a baby realizing it has feet.
tsp141181 1 year ago
DAAAMNN how much did this guy drink ?lol
MultiTrollkiller 1 year ago
old guy: WTF?
FunkyMunkyStudios 1 year ago
GOD watching him try to get back up and fail so many times was really frustrating! Though, I certainly know that feeling. Absolutely hilarious. I'm surprised the clerk didn't intervene. Or the police. So many nice people... I really hope he didn't drive!
zurx93 1 year ago
man no way that guy would have stayed inmy store that long i would have thrown him out by force
sedaliapitbulls 1 year ago
du bist erst dann betrunken, wenn du am boden liegst und dich festhalten musst
vespacruiser 1 year ago
watch to the end. this guys joking around. he just got up and walked out fine!
dermot42 1 year ago
this is fukin jokes
Falax1 1 year ago
And the Democrats want me to pay for this fucking assholes Health Care?
Nincumpoopie 1 year ago
hes like a drunk zombie.
RoyalRamirez 1 year ago
this guy deserves to die.
ForumSnoBorderRK 1 year ago
I think gravity is simply strong in Florida.
nilofc 1 year ago
If it had been me, I would have gone to sleep on the floor. I don't know how he even made it to the store. Amazing!!
sueishere25 1 year ago
At 8:31 the Indian guy picks those coffee straws that are spread out all over the counter top around the built in trash hole and he puts them back in the box... Makes me sick.
jwpcaddell 1 year ago
LMAO, I love how the ONLY thing this guys does Consistently is Hold onto the Beer....
Papawill13 1 year ago
Drunk, Drunker, Drunkest, Drunkershisht
Awgez24 1 year ago
fuck yeah. party!
saammuel1 1 year ago
I bet this is what it's like to get a turtle drunk and flip it on its back.
ragdollfantasies 1 year ago 2
sepia?
MIST925 1 year ago
he should grab the pepsis instead. i feel so bad 4 him . lol. poor guy.
xFallingxxHeartsx 1 year ago
i feel bad 4 him. lol.
xFallingxxHeartsx 1 year ago
Lmfao. That is BAAAAD. No one wants to help him, 'cause everytime he is almost up, he falls back down, lolls his head around, and does a slurred talk with them. So the old man walks up to him twice and gives him a "Back in my day.." talk, then leaves him be to learn his lesson. It is amazing how he even got in that store in the first place. He couldn't have walked. SOMEONE had to have given him a ride.
ShoelacedZoo 1 year ago
how?? how does he want more beer???
WonderfulNobody 2 years ago 2
teni kot ei fafa
MRman2737 2 years ago
hahaha! this is awesome... just... awesome
virsunen2 2 years ago
awesome^^
marnauma 2 years ago 2
the funny thing about the video is that none of the sober people helps the guy in any way out of the store.. if he is back on the floor everyone goes away.. haha
american people muss be pretty egoistic... lol
4ny0ne0512 2 years ago
@4ny0ne0512
That's selfishness not egotism. Generalizing doesn't make you sound too intelligent either.
hagelt18 1 year ago
@hagelt18
sounds like someone didn't get the 'must'-case
but hey it's okey you clever guy..
it wasen't ment as generalizing, sorry for offending you..
btw, would you call me a terrorrist if i were muslim, wearing a beard and a turban? cuz it seems like too many americans are thinking like that..
4ny0ne0512 1 year ago
@4ny0ne0512
You need to read the definition of the word must if you think it somehow helped your case. Secondly, anyone who kills innocent people are terrorists. Religion or origin have nothing to do with it. Some Americans are terrorists. Some Christians are terrorists.
You are just generalizing again.
hagelt18 1 year ago
@hagelt18
i feel like you don't get it.. i just tried to use it as an example
and sorry for not understanding english that good.
dude, you got one serious problem with the word generalizing lol
4ny0ne0512 1 year ago
at 7:22 the guy is scared of our drunkenb black knight:D
d15a5ter 2 years ago 3
How embrassing!!
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SexyMausii91 2 years ago 2
epic
lapisScarab 2 years ago 2
Why is nobody helping him to leave the store.... before he breaks all kind of things???
chrigel1234 2 years ago 4
and driving home by car (:
andyso66 2 years ago 3
its amazing that he even made it to the store.
porn1978 2 years ago 42
@porn1978 maybe that he lived at next door :P
jerppepepe 1 year ago
@jerppepepe ..lol yeah probally.
porn1978 1 year ago
@porn1978 i think he´s with the car. ;)
looka83 5 months ago
@looka83 i hoped not lol.
porn1978 5 months ago
i love the fact that its the middle of the day
geolizard 2 years ago 40
@geolizard I didn't even pay attention, but you're right. Lol. This guy is full of win.
ncarter124 1 year ago
This guy is my hero!!! X D
M60Head 2 years ago 3