Mariah Carey Throws out the first pitch!

[GrandFunker]

Better than Booey...

[wdb1111]

Best first pitch ever!

[MrsPr3dator]

If You Listen Closly Those Asians Peaple Whatever Say Sexy Haha.

[cjwright79]

Well at least the X coordinate was correct even if the Y fell terribly short.

[javiermendoza730]

she threw it better than obama

[dvspunkskater12]

the things i would eat out of her ass... you have no idea...

[geoffreydlang]

The least she could've done was delivered from the wind up..

[yodat101]

better than john walls

[healthhavencom]

It looked perfect to me.

[Mrnatedog10]

still a strike in my book cus no one but nick cannon can fuck her

[allsports249]

she did better than bieber

[microdon2]

Man, she was hot back then. 

[waddyprocess]

@microdon2 I was about to say the same thing. Damn, she was so cute. Those legs, the way she pranced out there. The only thing wrong was those awful glasses. And that she had clothes on.

She could have rolled the thing like a bowling ball for all I care.

[cjwright79]

@microdon2 She's not exactly chopped liver even now.

[ir3ck]

Dam

[bdrasin]

Sorry, I was watching her ass and missed the pitch

[ezranator123]

aahahahha! that was sexy

[SharpBladeZzz]

this pitch is called better than bieber

[tatertots00]

anal sex

[drdeathkwp]

shes a **** lover

[S4BIO]

This dumb b*tch is ugly even after 4 hours of makeup, hair, wardrobe. Imagine how horrifying she looks first thing in the morning! Her first pitch is the baseball-throwing equivalent... LMAO

[cjwright79]

@S4BIO If you watch Precious you can see Mariah sans makeup. She's still a nice-lookin' lady.

[Frequent2001]

it is worst than baba booey's pitch for the simple reason that she's a chick..

[akallstar5]

better than ba ba booey

[Marakulous43]

Worst than Obama

[JamesD567]

@Marakulous43 you're hysterical marakulou43. Got anymore dazzelers for us? Regular fucking Jerry Lewis over here.....

[Frankenpalin]

she throws like Adam Carolla

[whosuckstoday]

nothing natural about her, looks or otherwise.

[BaseballDUB]

che troia

[BubbaHoTep01]

Nick Cannon knocked her up...there is no God!!!

[chrisxmakk]

@BubbaHoTep01 Nick Cannon....he's hilarious.

[TOMKxxx444]

FAILerific

[Zaxxon2008]

ching chong ching chong - Mariah Carey - ching chong ching chong Danny Devito

but G-D it she looks so cute in that getup

[Soccerbro2323]

@Zaxxon2008 lol



[marcsman229]

@Zaxxon2008

Wow, a rossie o'donnell joke?

I saw her masturbating video once

[gino066]

Strike One!

[rphinks]

I heard "sekushi" :d too bad my japanese still sucks pretty bad :D

[justgiver91]

worst. throw. ever.

[bettis271]

y is she in japan..

[cjwright79]

@bettis271 That's where she gets her embryonic injections to keep her looking young.

[mykittymilo1]

when was this?

[cooper123456789dude]

I'd do her.

[AnthonyRock422]

who the FUCk wouldnt

[bitterclevelander]

Soooooooooo HOT !!!!!!!!

[ShinRyojin]

she's fine, but damn did she fail!

[toyotas2006]

She's all hot

She didn't care

[AES90210]

Damn... nice legs