Jeremy Kyle - Part 1 - Lying Daughters & Swinging Mothers

[jezzagirl118]

so addicted to this show recently :P

[ukaisukaok]

what... is a chav... lol im sry i just came here from watching springer..

[sumoni]

The mother is another prime example of "nothing better to do." Proving her daughter is a liar? So what?! It's not going to break them up. So it accomplishes nothing.

Her loopy reasoning reminds me a bit of my mother-in-law.

[ryr067]

Taygetus

[EBOWARRIOR]

Holy shit there must be some fucking ugly orgies on the go in britain

[elbruces]

How the hell are these hideous people getting laid so much?!?

[DannyFox06]

@elbruces I hear that! They look worse than I do, and I never get laid.... wait. I shouldn't have said that on the interwebz

[Digitalskyperson]

what the hell happened to ozzy Osborne?

[SmoerKitty]

what is a chav?

why go on television ? i mea seriously

[Charlcunt]

@SmoerKitty

Stands for Council Housed And Violent

[blacknailsredwine]

@Charlcunt Is that where the word Chav really came from?

[shawndimery]

@blacknailsredwine Yup he is right, thats where it comes from

[XioNilrem]

For some reason, Ozzy came to mind.

[cassiesmum]

Shame...when you have to go on Jeremy Kyle to be taught how to act like a human being!

[Annoymous565]

what the bloody hell is a chav?

[peapodgrrl]

@Annoymous565 It is a British derogatory term used to describe lower middle class youth who engage in anti-social behavior.

[Sophierosie123]

I love jeremy kyle hes one of the most honest people on tele.

[animelover123]

That woman is crazy... She doesn't make a point, why the hell is she there?

"Because.. at the end of the day... telling something different...I'm here Jeremy..."

Oh shut up and go home! If her BF doesn't give a flying f*ck, she shouldn't either, it's none of her buisiness

[Sophierosie123]

@animelover123 well said.

[TheAlienFan]

Those chav jokes really made me smile today

[MrMoterKid]

I think the daughters mother was swinging. She denied it so strongly it makes me believe that she did.

[junap922]

why would some woman try to screw over her OWN daughter?!!

[Emurlyjayne]

everyone is so ugly on this show...

[cassiesmum]

@Emurlyjayne but they always seem to get a shag don`t they!

[Gurglemouthwash]

Fact: On average, the first words chavs learn are "I'm not bovered"

Q:What do you call a chav in a box?

A:Innit.

Q:What do you say to a chav wiv a job?

A:One big mac, please.

[fepfopf]

what do you call a chav in college?

The cleaner

What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs?

A Liar

Where does a 12 yr old chav girl go to lose weight?

The abortion clinic.

[pyrohoboy]

What do you call a chav on fire?

Blazin'

What do you call a chav with a filing cabinet?

Sorted!

What do chavs call a bus shelter?

Protection

What do you call 50 chavs at the bottom on a river?

A start

[deanduke27]

@Gurglemouthwash

Q: What does a chav use for protection during sex?

A: The bus shelter.

Q: What do you say to a chav in a suit?

A: Would the defendant please rise.

[MechaTeapot]

@Gurglemouthwash Bitch please, chavs don't have jobs. They're too busy sponging off the state and popping out sprogs.

[fkofilee]

@Gurglemouthwash Ive just left macdonalds.... And i am not a chav thank you very much ^__^ lol... good comment.

[animelover123]

okay, am I really crazy? Whether the mother's a swinger or not, does it really matter? the point of being a swinger is that you do it together with your partner, so it's not cheating... Maybe it's unnatural to some people but hey... whatever floats your boat... I think whether its crazy or not the mum did nothing wrong by attending swingingparties, or are they illegal or sumthing?

[MattRooney06]

its not iligal its just frowned upon

[DaveKurtandFaye]

loving the youtube name

[thespermdonor]

It sounds like a melodramatic whodunnit.

The butler being the one whodunnit.

[Deathugee]

lie detectors are bollocks btw.

[jsidiropoulou]

true - just watch Penn and Teller 'Lie detectors = bullshit

[SceneKiddSammie]

Pochinu - i think the mother wants to make out her liar because her daughter Sarah is happy. you see when they said previous incounter i think it's because the Sarah was happy with Lee her partner. Her mother might be a swinger because then she won't be cheater with her partner. Just see what the results say about it all (: and wooo , kill a chav ! xx

[Pochinu]

...The mother doesnt rly make any sense about WHY SHE WANTS TO PROVE HER DAUGHTER IS LYING??

[guitardedbassist]

do your bit to clean up the streets. Kill a chav!

[EmyChanDattebayo]

Thanks so much for uploading!!

you're my hero!

Please keep them coming!

[ccnt89]

First again bitchs :)