I'm so fucking rich you would blow me just to get a look at my treasure room! "Don't you mean ball?": Well, maybe you've only got one but I've got three... Yeah, that's right, I'm so insanely loaded that I actually spent a couple of million dollars getting an extra nut. Now tell me: Did you ever get around to fucking yourself? I sure don't feel your lips on my balls...
I guess losers like you need a tv in bed, because they can't perform sexually? Maybe watching that lift thing gives you a feeling of actually having an erection. But then again, it's been so long you wouldn't know... Well, I suppose you got a woman in bed with you, but maybe that's the problem... I mean, since you're gay and all... Too bad you can't watch gay porn on your plasma tv, with that woman lying there...
I need a tv under my bed to keep up with your mama's catalog of porno movies she's appeared in. Even spending an extra hour before I get to sleep, after spending 5 or 6 hours a day on the living room set, I'm still only up to the letter 'M' in your mama's "Barnyard Collection", I'm watching the Moose series now.
Maybe one can buy an extra mini plasma tv for the night stand - then one could watch the small tv whilst waiting for the big mo-fo to become fully erect...
Could you imagine the amount of dust the TV would gather under the bed??
xywolap 2 years ago 3
what about wires? and consoles and other stuff
mid918 2 years ago
slick :P
johnyma22 2 years ago
good
tractioncar 2 years ago
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Most. Useless. Crap. Ever.
Anyone who has this shit, should go fuck themselves and suck my balls afterwards.
ibmurai 4 years ago
Don't you mean ball? If you can't afford the mount, just say so. Zing.
Your pal, Chet.
chetching 4 years ago
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I'm so fucking rich you would blow me just to get a look at my treasure room! "Don't you mean ball?": Well, maybe you've only got one but I've got three... Yeah, that's right, I'm so insanely loaded that I actually spent a couple of million dollars getting an extra nut. Now tell me: Did you ever get around to fucking yourself? I sure don't feel your lips on my balls...
ibmurai 4 years ago
isn't about bedtime junior? i have to get back to watching my 50" plasma on my underbed lift.
chetching 4 years ago
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I guess losers like you need a tv in bed, because they can't perform sexually? Maybe watching that lift thing gives you a feeling of actually having an erection. But then again, it's been so long you wouldn't know... Well, I suppose you got a woman in bed with you, but maybe that's the problem... I mean, since you're gay and all... Too bad you can't watch gay porn on your plasma tv, with that woman lying there...
ibmurai 4 years ago
I need a tv under my bed to keep up with your mama's catalog of porno movies she's appeared in. Even spending an extra hour before I get to sleep, after spending 5 or 6 hours a day on the living room set, I'm still only up to the letter 'M' in your mama's "Barnyard Collection", I'm watching the Moose series now.
stevemann99 4 years ago
Ah, finally a good insult. :)
You must be really twisted and sick to enjoy my mama's porno flicks. They're DISGUSTING!
Ah, gtg home from work, to busy to come up with a good one... :(
ibmurai 4 years ago
wow this so so slow
mattyymatt21 4 years ago
Where did you get this from?
benstanton 4 years ago
too goddamn slow!
iamdegenatron 4 years ago
Maybe one can buy an extra mini plasma tv for the night stand - then one could watch the small tv whilst waiting for the big mo-fo to become fully erect...
SaaErDetNok 4 years ago 2
That pretty much rocks!
dnev 4 years ago
Goddamn.
Tomash 4 years ago