JIM LAHEY'S "SHIT TALK" (VOLUME 1)

[BishopFreedom]

speaking of shit ricky/ray WHICH YOU WERE

[MrDunedon]

Judging by the number of dislikes, Ricky and Julian saw this.

[jukka4president]

randy: hey boys, we got a complaint that someone was getting high and drunk playing space in the middle of the street

ricky: yeah, us. im fucking stoned right now

lol i love this show

[chadbrochillbennett]

"Goddamn shit Apple driving a shitmobile." Can't remember last time I laughed so hard

[eggyuk1]

best show from canada since kids in the hall

[dokanekine]

"Never cry Shit-Wolf."

[TwilightCodex]

"The Shit Abyss."

"Mr. Lahey, NOT ANOTHER NIGHT OF THE SHIT ABYSS. PLEASE?!"

"AH, fuck it!" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[elitedonk]

The old shit-clocks ticking Rick

[K1ngSh0t]

thank you for this! the funniest show ever!

[fugginuts]

shitapillers!

[fugginuts]

9:55 best bottling in TPB history, slightly edging out phil collins.

[echtergangsta3]

U FUCKING SHITIDIOTS STOP QUOTING MR LEHEY, IT'S ONLY FUNNY WHEN HE SAYS IT

[nicotineaddict1]

randy the shit pool is getting full, we better strain it before it overflows and causes a shit slide that could cover this entire community

[pj3y55]

nice shit analogy Rick.

[osub31]

Shit winds are a comin.

[foryourlove89]

THE OLD SHIT CLOCKS TICKIN

[romanbuddha]

"shitiots"

[Kammanderkool]

i am the liquor

[redheadundead]

Never Cry ShitWolf  .

[RobinsonzProductions]

i really liked every single episode, except for the ones from season 7, they were downright lame considering. Movies were awesome, they should consider a comeback of some sort.

[LifeUnderTheSwatter]

NE NE MHE NE NEE NE NE NEEEE

[Aphasia17]

were in the eye of the shit-i-cane its a low shit system...

[CrossesAreForSquares]

One person has actually experienced a shiticane

[AccountOfJason]

shit



[ordinaryJeff]

Randy...sometimes it's a lot better to watch a shit-tree grow than to try to shake the shit-fruit out of it.

[xraycortina]

05:25 That's one of my favourite episodes. But 'Conky' is my absolute fav. Thanks for uploading.

[JESabourin]

Got shit on by a seagull through my sunroof tonight. effin' shit-hawks!

[THEmattyj8]

i wish i could like this video 1000 times

[ItsThoseWhiteKids]

"We know there's a f-ffuckin' animal in here Ricky, the tracks lead right to Shit Town what the fuck's goin' on"

[MyLastTrick]

Shit abyss

[clessielc]

Get your shit basket oat we're aboat to start harvesting, time to call in the heavies.

Fuckin classic!!!!

[davidpjr8]

shithawks...

[shizzle5150]

@ 0:32 you see Robb Wells turn his head because he broke character and was smiling at John Dunsworth's shit analogy.

[kakapopopipi1]

mr lahey is the best!!

[FiveStar233]

Not another night of the Shitubus Mr. Lahey please!

[SwingwenuSwagga]

@FiveStar233 Ahhh, fuck it.

[WeAreLegion00110]

Thanks to this show, "Shitblizzard" is now a permanent fixture in my lexicon.

[Bobloblawwww]

Everyone have a celebratory drink............for courage!!!!!

[LiveSimpIy]

hahahaha hella funny thanks

[NR2112]

:25 ... the best

[MrJiveturkey123]

shitsunami extinguishing rickies fire shit storm

[analyzingfunny]

Fuck off Mr Lahey. I love that. Its like "fuck off", but still using manners.. just love it.

[dinkthroughball]

1 person has no sense of humour

[dinkthroughball]

my hero haha

[TheNathanSands]

Jim - "Hey boys, we got a complaint that someone's getting high and drunk, playing space in the middle of the street"

Ricky - "Yeah, us. I'm fucking stoned right now. You gotta problem witht that?"

[thatwillneverdo]

4:30 best shit theory

[brandxdog7]

I Cant Belive Trinitys Throwing Bottles Mr.Lahey ''Shit Apple'' lol

[brandxdog7]

You Gotta Get a shit bat

[brandxdog7]

How Come Your Channel Lets You Hear The Swearing but not mine :(

[clarke452]

didn't expect this video to be in 720

[brandxdog7]

But i got the shit monkey off my back for good

[GameFreaks24]

the only dislike was randy because lahey was drunk.

[shanelleevelynainsco]

The Shitibus <3

[Janship]

That was so funny I am getting cramps!

[tobarrr]

Shitstorm troopers! that's priceless :')

[cheeriohos]

at 3:42, is he sayin shitabis, like shit+cannabis or is he sayin  shit abyss ?

[SeberHusky]

@cheeriohos

It is a reoccuring phrase for him. He means a "shit abyss". Abyss, as in a dark never-ending hole...of shit.

[Arogaz]

"A pandemic of shittarpillars" Haha, legendary! Lahey FTW.

[jasondouglas1987]

Damm, I wish I had that much liqour in my place, lol. We be having a party fo sho!

[pH4b14n]

"Fuck off, I got work to do" -Cyrus

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

Two things I hate:

1 When water splashes my ass when Im taking a shit

2 When people dislike this video

[PurpleCloud619]

Looks like the shit shoe is on the other foot, Ricky.

[MakeitBangBeats]

what the fuck is a shit hawk? some kind of shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on to ya?

[ekimusman2]

PROPAAANE PROPAANE. TIME TO START THE FLAAME

[MrSmbass1]

@ekimusman2 "Julian, WHat in the fuck was he on?"

[ghostfires]

the shit-abyss

[cerealkilla187]

Shit waves.....

[yuenglingUSA]

ever sexy guys go to jail julian

[Bobloblawwww]

Dude this SHIT is so fucking funny.

[Obsidian]

he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flame, and then he turned into a shit-bonfire, and then, driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb, I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shit-nami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the under-shit of that wave. Shit-waves.

[kaylasherisebetch]

@Obsidian Hes a little shit spark that came from the old shit flint

[Tropicanaman2]

my favorite, "and then, I can unleash a shit-nami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever...and with any luck...he'll drown in the under-shit of that wave...shitwaves"

[o56kid]

Lahey is the only guy that makes me want to polish off a quart of rye

[5150ramjet]

I like when he says "surface to air shit missile"

[headslo]

ah fuck it!

3:47 was the best!

[LibertyPrimeV1]

Shit abyss beats everything

[DvDPlaya]

Shit puppet.

[TooMuchCTV]

The Ole Shit Liner's coming to port, Rick. And I'll be there to tie her up for ya bud!

[mikeaf1974]

i think i counted 87 times! total greatness

[NXEfuckyoursceneNXE]

Shit hawks randy lol thx for the upload

[PMAN365]

scene that starts at 6:05 is amazing

[SilvaTone2203]

I wish I had a shit machine gun.

[MrEmperor79]

lol

[relentlessfilms]

Best show ever!

Well done with the clips. Michael Kahn should bow at your feet, you are the king of editing.

[peetrwilson]

"Never cry SHIT wolf..." I love how "Shit talk" is what binds all cops together haah

[peetrwilson]

"Never cry SHIT wolf..."

[shamuswinston]

Captain Shitacular!! lol...

[shamuswinston]

Despite all the "shit", Mr Lahey is a brilliant actor!

[kurtw1991]

Thanks for this! Jim Lahey is an incredible character

[camenzies]

shit storm troopers

[csw1000]

LOL SHITIOTS

[jwp570]

Double-barreled shit machine gun.

[xraycortina]

@DylJohnst That's possibly my favourite Lahey shit-quote.

[ohhhyep]

this is the best video ever posted. TPB FOR LIFE.

[musikman3061]

Shitipillers lol

[bleedingheart23]

Im laughing so hard it hurts!

[SilvaTone2203]

double barreled shit machine gun LOL

[ItsDuckSandwichFilms]

Like a shit hawk.... like a shit hawk

[ItsDuckSandwichFilms]

@ItsDuckSandwichFilms Oh shit. someone else said that before me.

[aiden24]

wtf? ITS FUCKIN RAVEEN!

[frase1234]

Haul in the Jib before it gets covered in SHIT !!!

[Tustin924]

"nice shit analogy, Rick"

[remindermanlol]

1 person opened Pandora's Shit-box!

[remindermanlol]

'look who we got here randy, shit-storm troopers'

[Keyano60]

1:02 like a shit hawk......like a shit hawk LMAO!!

[Usernamenottaken2k]

I love it when he takes a bottle to the head and just ignores it. That says you're used to abuse!

[taise25]

you guys loaded up a hair trigger double barrel shit machine gun and its pointed at your heads hahahahaa

[NearVSMello]

What about the one with the shit blizzard?

[SunnyvaleLife]

@NearVSMello

Coming up in VOLUME 2

[Obsidian]

@NearVSMello Thats what Im saying. I waited the whole video for it. lol

[SunnyvaleLife]

@Obsidian

IT IS IN VOLUME 2!!!!!!!!!!

[Obsidian]

@SunnyvaleLife I know I didnt read the comments till after the video. lol.

[boostmeup]

@SunnyvaleLife that's shit. The early shit bird catches the early shit worm.

[Harvy355]

Is there any better way to talk than Jim's shit talk.

I love how its been a part of these guys lives all these years lol they way Julian or Ricky would say 'havnt got time for your shit talk' lol

Trailer Park Boys is definately in the top 3 funniest shows ive ever watched

some kind of fuckin distraction from this shitnicks! hahahaha

the shit spark bit was just amazing.

[2Jmans]

shit rats on facebook its awsome

[2Jmans]

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[2Jmans]

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[Stevensc33]

its cop talk!! listen and learn!!

[taise25]

@Stevensc33 i love that its my favorite thing he says hahaha

[Makonu2]

ROFL shittiots...

[krazykrista24]

We're in the eye of a shiticane

[Hahapancakes]

I remember seeing them film at the trailer park my Grandparents lived at, a few times.

[renagadebilly2007]

the liquor makes me see it clearly randy....he'll go right into my SHIT SNARE.

[Ernestiqus]

Like a shithawk

[tdobbin]

Best show ever ill watch reruns till I die, every time I spark a bowl I put on the dvd's

[SunnyvaleLife]

"Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy."

[redblue18700]

@SunnyvaleLife

I just read your quote as he said it, coincidence! haha.... i love it. true humanity at it's finest.

[buttsecksJNW]

When he told everybody that I was drinking again.. he crossed the god damn shit line.

[nedsthename]

haha this is the funniest show I've ever seen. I love mr lahey

[darin3k]

4:38 -- Best shit talk EVER!

[TheLobsterOfFate]

shit shit shit shit apple driving the shit mobile shit rats shit hawlks shit waves undertow of shit

[MinistryPhenom]

A double barreled shit-machine gun? LOL!

[CoughSyrup]

Shittree, shitfruit, shitbasked, shitseeds, shitweed, shitbarometer, shitpressure, wispering winds of shit, shitpressure.

[CoughSyrup]

shitstick, shittyphon, hair-trigger double barrel shit machine gun, shiticane, shithawk, shitwolf, shitballs, shitbat, shitiots, shitapple, shitpool, shitslide, shitstorm, cpt. shitacular, shitlepard, shittalk, shitrat, shitmonkeys, shittown, shitabyss, shitnicks, shitspark, shitflint, shit bonfire, shit-fire storm, shitnami, shitflames, undershit, shitwaves, shitclock, shitmobile, shitpuppets, shitplay, pandora's shitbox, shitsnares, shitmoths, shitlarva, shitepillars, shitfeathers, shitline.

[SKshooter]

I CAN FEEL THE WAY THE SHIT CLINGS TO THE AIR.

CAN YOU?

[eomer420sobchak]

"Ricky is a low-shit system" HOLY FUCKING LOL!

[robiiC9109]

the shittest video ever hahaha 2 many shits in my ear shit this shit that shit flyin everywhere like a shitticane followed by a shitnami i love it

[gmcbeath]

Speaking of shit Rick, which you were.... when a shit apple falls off a tree and grows up in a field of shit, it doesn't have any choice. Just like Trinity. She's going to grow up to be a shit apple tree just like her father.

[ImmortalDestructor]

Officer Erika is one hot momma!

[sachangelicos]

LOL THIS IS EPIC!!!! "SHIT QUOTES".... TOO AWESOME!!!

[Th3B1gJ0hns0n]

Jim Lahey make the show 10 times more funny and is a very talented actor.

[Leprechaun324]

you just opened pandoras shitbox 

[kryshock]

Hair trigger double barrel shit machinegun

[xEP1CxKelnozZ]

SHIT!

[AllRiseForDrEvil]

That was lava, not shit, sir.

[jhohcable]

I AM THE LIQUOR

[hisoj]

public shitiot number 1

[nailclippers56]

There was one about surface to air shit missiles. I'm not sure which season though.

[SunnyvaleLife]

I found that quote in an online copy of one of the scripts for the movies. It's the TPB movie that ends with the song "Bobcaygeon." I'll probably be making a Shit Talk Vol. 2 pretty soon, when I find some more clips...

[GreenDrums1234]

@SunnyvaleLife Best Video On Youtube. Thank you.

[Jschwan1]

@nailclippers56 think it was from the first movie

[kushXhaze]

@nailclippers56 "it will be like an intermediate range surface to air nuclear shit missile"

[renagadebilly2007]

Randy...

Sometimes its a lot better to watch a shit tree grow then to shake the shit fruit out of it....

LMAO.

[renagadebilly2007]

look who we got randy..

SHIT STORM TROOPERS!

[lesketchell]

we're in the eye of a shitticane and ricky is a low shit system!

[Randyolsson]

"Today is the day" *bottle smashed right in the head*

[cfromcinci513]

shit machine gun LMFAO !!!!

[ONDERON101]

shit