The Bitch

[chasebabytriumph]

hahaha "so go have sex!"

very nice ^^

[Candyapple3287]

Josh, you really are good at reading people :P

[cathlicscholboy4life]

awesome, movie-making marathon equals comment-composing cavalcade!!

Personally, I love the way this woman thinks. In her little ideal world, you can just let complete strangers borrow your shit without gathering recovery information because guess what... they'll return it!! and do you know why??... because they told you so!! What a wonderful world!! I wonder if everyone's getting laid in this wonderful world of hers... *smiles, in wide-eyed wonderment*

Nice narrative, great message, next video

[PuertoRicanfjr12]

Yo josh.

It's Frank your co-worker at Movie Gallery.

Funny story man. LOL!

[ANCHOVYandOTTOMAN]

im jealous u get to work with josh

[PuertoRicanfjr12]

I enjoy working with him cause he's really funny. I only work with him on Fridays and Saturdays for the Night Shifts at Movie Gallery but he hates working on Sunday for the morning shifts cause no ones at the store until 3 PM. Funny guy.

[ANCHOVYandOTTOMAN]

oh haha thats cool. ya he is super funny

[CwarnerHAD]

uhhh the exact same thing happened to me when I was visiting a friend in North Carolina, Im pretty sure it was a movie gallery too...and pretty much everything said happened except we were on the customer side of the table =S

[CaptinRedRibbon]

Lawl good moral to that story!

[malfoy2]

I hate people like that. Any volenteers for her?

[Msemilydepp]

LMFAO, but no.

[CanadianSliwka]

That was a great story! =) I hate dealing with people like that...

[citizenoftheplanet]

I love you!

[lifeguardmen]

haha,. funny story, i love it., u made me laught

[OriginalOrangeeyes]

Lol I would have said yes, just to see her reaction.

[iluvinvaderzim4774]

OMFG

ROFL

[akhaeton]

U 'nderstand hw she feelin! i bet u do cum get sum

[kakashiwithoutmask]

lmao great message to teenagers "go and have sex!"

[xxtikkiixx]

haha i luv u josh ur hilarious:P

[TrissaBurden69]

i love it.

[Gremleena]

"do you need to know the last time I had sex?!" "no i need to know who it was with so I can say 'bad luck dude'"

[klada90]

ha ha ha ha true!

[unclesaboin]

Haha now I understand why I always feel like being mean. :-P

[DwightWm]

so, wvwn though it was a story about a bitch, you semed in a great mood....so how long has it been ..... for you ? LOL

[nbboi1]

I saw that too. HMMMM I'm so gladd he's back, at least for now!!!

[loganatorkass]

copear

[poisonedmousie]

omgsh, i missed your videos!

i laughed so hard at the whole sex bit.

xD

and i'm so sorry that you missed your concerts! I would've been really upset about it, but hey there's always next year.

keep up the awesomeness!

please? :P

[lillady66]

i work at a movie theatre and there's people like this alllll the time that just wanna pick a fight.

[RoloFilms]

And I understand her pain.. *Short Silence* I lol'd there XD

I've seen like 5 vids of you, but I already love you! Keep it up ^^

[LLAproduction]

you are so awesome!!

and I love the song u used!

[petaponders]

What a mole!

[kasi16]

im not mean

[LeggITboy]

I work at a LargeBOx Retailer...and my philosophy as customers go is: Customer Service With A KISS MY ASS--Always!

[mellotron12]

maybe that's what's wrong with all the custiomers at my work. Maybe we shouhld just offer them sex when they walk in the door.

[LeggITboy]

LOL...gee tho I hope u dont work at a walmart!

[earlofcamden]

I hate people who get so mad because they don't want to answer a simple question. Glad you're back!

[PbigPlow]

hahahahahaha

hilarious

[wuasaby]

Yes... this world is full of people who haven't had sex in 50 years, so it's pretty easy to find them everywhere. It's hard to keep your cool though.

Excellent video!

[Agriking]

Haha, you understand her pain, funny.

[mnmkidd]

Josh, sorry to hear how your were treated by the woman who wanted to rent a movie from you. You're a sweet and sometimes a sassy guy :)

[mmmarkyh]

ahh, now i know why i'm never mean!

[cristi1]

lol. :)

[burgundyrose1986]

oh my god flashbacks from when I worked at a movie store!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[iamglory]

God the horror stories of movie rental. I hated stupid people like this because it happened a lot when I worked for Movie Gallery. Why are people dumb?! You should have told her, "I just told you I just needed this last piece of information...the other stuff is not necessary...ever."

[ErasedAndRewinded]

Funny story... :-) Great work Josh!

[Alligator2222]

lol I know people can be such dick... Im a server I'd know lol. N thanx for the awesome advice Josh I think I'll go do that right now:)

[withallmylove999]

hahahhaha =] go have sex

[DoubleDareLike]

Well, at least now I know why I've been so mean.lol

[AliceInWorthlesstown]

Josh: The Advocate of Sex

XD

[iamcoolalot]

lulz.

what a jerk.

[coollikeyodais]

Hmm sound advice

[alaninnh]

It's these kind of stories that I was missing during your absence. Now Josh...you said she probably hadn't had sex for a long time and you could feel her pain. I find it hard to believe that anyone as cute and personable as you isn't getting laid often. In your first vid I asked you where you work. If you haven't answered that yet, please disregard.

[garysdeskcom]

LOL! I love your description of why the lady was being rude!

[Maddog53]

I'm off to have sex! :) People who have never worked in customer service have no idea how terrible people can be. I totally understand where you are coming from.

[car12meek2]

hahah i worked at blockbuster and on each account theres a space for comments, and if bitchy people came in wed type things about them there and never cut them any breaks if they ever had any late fees.

[loki4469]

You are a classic.

[UncleBym]

I could use some...but you are a thousand miles away! LOL! Thanks Josh, I needed that! *grin*

[charminthingy]

aww... josh I've missed you so much!

[SeraphChild]

Holy shit, I just quit MG in December. That job made me want to hang myself. I have drunk vlogs because of the job. Between the ever crashing POS comps and the lovely customers... Uh, just good luck, man.

Anyway, new watcher. Blame the New York Chronicals.

[ctrlaltkirsty]

haha! aw i'm so glad you posted these :)

[silverwing2332]

moral of the story: go have sex... I didn't see that one coming

[k23smiles]

HAHAH OMG you're such a trooper for standing that insane bitch. wonderful explanation for her horribleness.

[EscapingStasis]

As great a story as that was (and it was definitely great), I have to say, I think it's almost funnier to imagine what you might possibly have done after that and just not told us about. Awkward customer, much?

[JadeyChi]

XD

People are so rude sometimes.

[dafttool]

Customers (or just people in general) can be horrible. A lack of sex or not. :(

[OrgasmandTea]

lmao "I understand her pain..."

I love you =)

[sheldon80]

Hahahahaa that is so funny! You have the greatest sense of humour, Josh. "she hasn't had anything shoved up her ass in quite a long time"

<3

[irishmaestro]

"...because she hasn't had anything shoved up her ass in quite a long time!" xD Classic! =P

[mclovinlegit]

you're telling people to have sex??

haha

she DOES need something up her ass

i love josh's storytime!<333

[bulafritz]

You should have said "Oh yeah...I forgot to give you page 2 of the form. Fill out when and where you took your last five bowel movements."

Nice to see you again!

[NickWoha]

Haha, poor lady. Congrats on the new job <3

[Ch3rLuv3r]

Welcome Back! AWESOME VID!!!

[DMshorts]

LOL, awesome XD

[TotallyFreaked]

LOL! your video's always make me actually laugh out loud! im not just saying 'lol' to use up the character count xD Hilarious Josh's StoryTime! We want more! ENCORE ENCORE!

[blommy1000]

******GET JOSH A COMPUTER CAMPAIGN ******

Everyone of Josh's fans needs to dip into their pockets and sent Josh CASH to get his new computer.

Josh - Set yourself up a paypal account and let us all know where to send money.

I wanna start off you off by sending $10 , just need to know where to send it.

Glad you're back. We missed you heaps !

[EscapingStasis]

AGAIN. YES. Yes yes yes. Get Josh a Computer Campaign needs a slogan, though!

[stevehurl88]

At least your membership is reasonable, I tried to rent a movie and they wanted a utility bill. Who carries a utility bill around with them?

[solilohqwee]

Ahh, my brother works at blockbuster, and apparently there are people like that all the time.

Perhaps you could've recommended something from the "x" section? ;]

[paisleypower30]

Your movie gallery is strict. You only need one ID at ours.

She sounds like she definately needs to get laid LOL

[electrocinderella]

Yey you're back! That was hilarious..fell OFF my chair laughing =]

[dallasjayhawker]

Yeah, she's a bitch. Trust 6 years of waiting tables I have wanted to punch a few customers.

It's okay, most customers are good, but alot are just fucking morons.

[PinoyBoyy]

what a bitch! She does need sex.

[squernt]

I love Josh's Storytime

[marcs501tim]

Lucky u dealing with people that should not be out in public...that is why they started offering movies online...hahahaha Love that ur back! I missed my Josh! SMiles Tim

[Skadifrogger]

LOOOOL :):)

aww 'and i understand her pain'... :p

go have sex you too :p

mwahz,

Skadi, the CAMFrogger!

[femmussolini]

i love it

but dont really like the music... =D

[XcheeseXeaterX]

Wow, she seems pretty crazy!

[rhymingwithoranges]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG MAN?!?!!?!?!?

nice to have you back though

:)