0619 Red Zone Cuba 02-10

[LunayaM]

"The body should be held erect and tall." Why did I bust out laughing at that?

[VMIFerrari]

"How's that fit you, fancy pants"? LOL!

[Cassavius]

I'm having trouble writing down the lyrics. I keep on mishearing things.

"Sold my soul to the Devil's ?pen?"

"Then fill your mind with greed that is blind

And wander in its evil ??path?? "

[ChaoticYak]

"She keeps her feet clamped tightly together."

Enough said!

[jrmarrero96]

EVERYBODY SING ALONG!!! 1, 2, 3, 4: Night train to Mundo Fine! Night train to the end!! Runnin hard and runnin fast! To beat my future, and away from my past! Takin' the gamble that can not last! NIGHT TRAIN TO THE END!! Hell's ride to Mundo Fine! Hell's ride to the end! Sold my soul to the devil's pen! Draws(?) me hard with a merceless hand! And all I bought was a handful of sand! NIGHT TRAIN TO THE END!!!! (Repeat 2x)

[Tareltonlives]

@jrmarrero96 NIIIIIIGHT TRAAAAAAAAAIN, TOOO THEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEND!

[hebahabahobaheben]

Love the way the 'bots sway to the Red Zone Cuba Theme

[wikiporno]

IL DUCE!

[boiledcrap]

America: We are always judging your appearance. ^^

[Tareltonlives]

@boiledcrap Somebody should make a mix of these shorts focusing on superficiality

[MST3K1506]

Oh, John Carradine...truly the voice of an angel.

[Tareltonlives]

@MST3K1506 "Ho now, I'm rockin'!"

[fledermaus81]

"Well, this is a sunny opening!" XD I don't know why that riff made me laugh so much.

[MarcusAvon2]

with good balacne comes great responsibility :3

[Feckinpaddy29]

"Word!"

[Oppledeldoc]

What's funny is that John Carradine was in literally around 600 movies, and he only showed up on MST TWICE (this one and The Unearthly). Or are there others I don't know of?

[mst3KGf]

@Oppledeldoc No, I think those were the only two flicks of his MST3K did. I agree that's extraordinary, given the sheer number of lousy films he did. I'm surprised they didn't do "Astro-Zombies," "Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula" or any of the Al Adamson or Jerry Warren films he did.

The thing with Carradine was, in his later years, he did any film he was offered in order to support his true passion, his Shakespere company. So for the sake of the Bard, he did a LOT of crap.

[cloysterd]

"Crotch cops."

[PunchSydeiron]

Anthony Cardoza?! NOOOOO!!

[lobsopdoy]

Drink Night Train

go to a basketball game

Throw up under the bleachers

...NIGHT TRAAAAAAAAAIN

[lobsopdoy]

XD @ Tom Servo screaming at 4:22

[anemicroyaltea69]

Remember, to ALWAYS leave your area at home! :)

lmfao

[Theburn77]

It's marshal law in Rat's Ass, Missouri

[snakes3425]

Was there a curse on Dracula or something I mean, Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr. and now John Carrodine all ended their careers in the gutter

[TomMSTie1138]

@snakes3425 We'll have to wait and see what happens to Gary Oldman. But if you consider playing Commissioner Gordon in the new Batman series the gutter....

[snakes3425]

@TomMSTie1138

Actually I was talking about the Universal verson of Dracula

[TomMSTie1138]

@snakes3425 Okay, gotcha.

[TimelordR]

@snakes3425 Not quite for John Carradine, he did appear in John Wayne's last movie The Shootist (1976). He played the town undertaker.

In other news, doesn't that title at 6:40 look like something out of the 1970's?

[grahamlaur]

In spite of their jokes about Carradine's song - which are funny - that song is the ONLY good thing about this movie.

[antgav79]

Ah, to be blessed with an instrument like that! lmao

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

The Red Zone Is for Cuba and Un-Cuba only!

This is just after he'd been drained of life by the Succubus!

[Nate2764]

yeah that's it baby SHAKE THAT MONEY MAKER!

[Capng123]

I still say that theme music totally deserves a heavy metal make-over. I mean with Carradine's growling it's half-way there already!

[Applemask]

"(He said erect!)"

[Scorpion14]

You know, they spent most of the budget on Carradine and the title card.

[dnm728part3]

9:40 Crow: "Ah, so it's martial law in Rat's Ass, Missouri."

[watda74]

4:50 They're right. I don't think he was ever young. lol

--Which century?

[hardluckart]

ah, to be blessed with an instrument like that!

[Hanakia]

"Coleman Francis IS Curly Howard IN The Fugitive!" "'eeey Moe!"

"Moe's gonna kill me!"

man, he IS the spitting image of Curly...

[ChaoticYak]

The lion senses weakness and closes in, chewing on his hamstrings.

My posture's good! (I love Tom's screeing like an eagle there.)

[Gjeorje]

"Think Tall, Talk Tall, Stand Tall, Walk Tall" - I think they`re confusing public speaking with a western gunfight. And remember, never try to be nonchalant or at ease, this is the fifties dammit!

[Dulcimerist]

You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?

[RaptorRex88]

How's that fit ya fancy pants?

[toddclapp]

Crouch tall

[ZZTopRockman]

They're so cruel to Carradine!

[AuburnRed1]

It was dark....yes sir...That's not enough

What's that music, oh I'm being filmed

Oh to be blessed with an instrument like that.

Ho now, I'm rocking. Boogie!

Take it get now, Boogie Man!

[ChaoticYak]

Shave tall! Jump tall! And crouch tall!

Women be different than men!

I will NOT make the knee test!

[FurretSpectrum]

I think the cigarettes got to John Carradine before the succubus :P

[ChaoticYak]

@FurretSpectrum They don't call John Carradine "The Voice" for nothing!