Before and After

[MrElectricOce4n]

-Why are you crying?

-*Bark Bark* (Are you fucking with me? You lunatics are going to chop my balls off and I can't do shit about it.)

[potatohead490]

Can he still have sex?

[miagirl]

That happened to my cat. Before loseing His balls, i put him in a cardboard carier 5 min from the vet. Drove him there,and by the time we got him hinside, the box was destroyed and all his legs and arms wer otside the box, blood was everywhere, and he was chompin his way out, so his teeth were exposed. when they pulled him out, they expected a huge cat, but he was Tiny. After loseing his balls, Hiro is just a Grouchy BUT quiet Kitty :D

[Gr8Govinda]

You have a nice voice.

[lisasimpson]

@Gr8Govinda *blush* thank you!

[capttug812]

Same thing happened to me when i had mine disconnected.

[tonybaa83]

Hey!! Just got my dog "Flanders" neutralised...hes still quite happy and a little lazier but in fairness his ballsac looks so sore of course all he wants to do is sleep off the pain..isnt it mental that theyre not given painkillers to take the days after the surgery. OUCH!!!! i felt so bad for the poor guy.

[DonnMills]

Becka WTF???? THE SONG IS JUST WRONG>.. hahaha

[PastaBaby]

how come no plastic thingy around his neck?

[BECKYGABRIEL]

Aww cute hes like my dog he even has like a angel shape on hes back,,, Cute

[MakeItFunkey]

Whoa! At 47 seconds the black dog looks like a panther!

[lisasimpson]

Haha she does have that sleek look, huh?

If you flop her ears over her head, she can look like a black bear, too! lol

[OneCrazyBetch]

xDDD

[Caterpillarjon]

OMG, this has got to be one of my favorite videos you have ever posted. I love the way you sing "after losing his balls". That shit is hilarious. Thanks for a big smile Beccah!

[lisasimpson]

He is a silly boy! Hey, I just posted a video for you and Rosco.

[ralfonzo83]

look at this happy face!!

[lisasimpson]

The happy picture was taken in the vets office as soon as I got him, I was thinking there might be a "david at the dentist" moment but he was totally awake and ready to play! But he sat pretty for one good snapshot :)

[sin3clair]

lol's

[myloflex]

poor doggie

[lisasimpson]

I know, right? But it had to be done, you understand...

[cvid2]

I might have this done to my dog on Monday, and that's exactly what I don't want my dog to be like. No offence your dog looks sad and lazy now. I don't know.

[marksplaceuk]

Good to hear the surgery went well :)

[lisasimpson]

Thanks, I was worried, like any mama probably too worried.... lol

[NusaCat]

I'd be pretty depressed if someone cut my balls off too!

[lisasimpson]

Aww but yet I would LOVE to be sterilized, I never want to have kids!

[bobbyjustbobby1]

glad to hear the surgery went well.

[lisasimpson]

Thanks, I was certainly more worried than I should have been. He's healing nicely and will be back to 100% in just a few days!

[acferrigatosp]

It's tragic that he lost his balls... they lose their bright eyes...

[acferrigatosp]

...things seem to be a bit more colorful when I get sexually excited...

[lisasimpson]

Well I hope he doesn't lose his bright eyes, because his eyes make me smile. I had to do it, man! Don't give me a hard time!! lol

[acferrigatosp]

I knew you had to do it, woman! he won't lose his bright eyes but I reiterate a kind of erotic love and I don't think I gave you a hard time because I had a dog...

[BarryAldridge]

Poor Chico. I love the ending picture.

[lisasimpson]

Doesn't it make you shudder, like thinking about nails on a chalkboard? lol

[PezzQT]

He is so adorable Becca! Im glad hes chilled out! There are alot od behavioral problems that can be solved with neutering. Im hoping when DIamond gets fixed she stops chewing!

[lisasimpson]

He's on restricted movement (aka no running or wrestling or getting too wound up) so he's starting to get cabin fever! I'm sure that once he's all healed, he will be a better dog for it.

Best to Diamond and her surgery!!

[aie89]

lol...i love it when u sing...

sounds so lullabyee...huhu

[lisasimpson]

Even when I am singing about male reproductive organs? Sorry for that.

I should sing something a little more tasteful, huh?

[sweetesttaboo2k]

LMAO! Aww poor Chico, and I love that pic!

Peace,

Sheryl:)

[lisasimpson]

You can hear him screaming in the picture, can't you? :)

[googleccd079]

lol

[wpgpeanut]

That was cute!

[lisasimpson]

He's a silly boy! Sorry if it hurt your ears any!

[caughtintheUndert0w]

You have lovely singing voice! Not to change the subject from deflated ball sacks and opiate induced post surgery doggie sleep... poor fella! but do u still have that guitar? hint hint

[lisasimpson]

Haha I like to sing, I do it just about every day, but mostly to myself or my dogs. Honestly I feel uncomfortable performing other people's songs because I'm still not 100% on the copyright laws on that crap. So I have to write songs, and my songs are silly (like "I Am A Toy That Chico Destroyed" and "I'mma Gonna Cutta Your Balls Off", two of my latest hits here in my bungalow). Not the kind of material you share with the world, lol

[muserine]

Haha, "they shaved hiss ass" ;D Poor Chico, get well!

[lisasimpson]

Yes, they shaved there, too.

[silverscreamgrl]

Do they do that surgery on overly loud neighbors? And mothers?

;)

[lisasimpson]

Oh gosh I wish! Ever hear a debarked dog? It's so sad and I would never ever wish it upon any dog.... but I might wish it upon certain mothers or neighbors, lol

[mikma]

remind me not to bark around you....MIKMA WAS HERE

[lisasimpson]

Haha, I'd say humans are safe!

[koalman]

Everybody else have pretty much said it. But jeez, aw poor guy. And on the other hand welcome in the peace.

[lisasimpson]

I know, it's gotta suck. Now I have two it-dogs.

[Jessiqua42]

Before or after, I like Fatty better!

[lisasimpson]

Aww well she is a total sweetheart.  And she doesn't bark as much as Chico!

[xSteviEJeebiEx]

Well you can get delerious,

if you take life too serious,

It's Chico time...

[lisasimpson]

YES!!

Seriously, he can make you smile and laugh out loud, it's hard to take life to serious when Chico is around!  :)

[ChristopherMast]

I assure you that if you took MY balls, I'd just lay in the corner too!

[lisasimpson]

Well I would be nice and feed you liver-flavored pain killers to help you lay there more comfortably, k? :)

[PhunkyPrincess]

LOL! Chico!!!

such a cute vid.

[lisasimpson]

He's crazy!! Serious!

[owenissalty]

hahaha, that's cute

how many dogs do you have?

[lisasimpson]

I have two amazing dogs! Chico is a purebred labrador retriever who will be a year old this month. My other dog is a 10-year old lab mix known as Fatty or Beta. :)

[MeanBlackDude]

Poor doggie.

[lisasimpson]

Don't hate me, k? He's a genetic mess so he shouldn't reproduce anyway. Forgive me?

[MeanBlackDude]

*Looks down*

I Do......you just stay away from my junk, okok?

[1DRock37167]

Poor guy....

[lisasimpson]

Aww I know. It's better but it still sucks.

[TurtleOnTheRun]

Aww...

Hope hes doing better. =)

[lisasimpson]

He's healing nicely and seems to not even notice they are gone. Thanks for the love!! :)

[mr724dbr]

haha aww, so why was he barking all the time?

and i love your dogs!

[koalman]

same reason i couldn't quit barking when I was 12, 13

[lisasimpson]

He's sexually frustrated.  And I'm sure the ear infection didn't help too much.

My dogs love you!! They would lick your face if they could! :)

[MBRHIndustries]

I laughed when you covered Fattys ears. Now, you can get some rest, thanks to his deflated bean bag.

[lisasimpson]

Sometimes he barks at just the wrong pitch and it makes your brain want to explode!

[normanbates1133]

OMG, your dog looked so sad!

My old dog, Zack, did not change one bit after getting neutered. When we picked him up the next day after surgery, he literally came running at me and jumped up on me, like he usually did

[lisasimpson]

The vet called me to pick him up early because he was already totally awake and he wouldn't stay still for their staff!! So he is still his punky little self, just a little bit lighter, and on lots of painkillers! lol

[mcasual]

If you ever drop your balls into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

( that's a variation on the Deep Thought "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone."

[mcasual]

he'll become a model dog and a platonic lover :)

[lisasimpson]

Aww I hope so, he is my loverboy! He gives great kisses but he likes to nibble on your ear a bit harder than you would like, lol

[Furnifur]

It is the cutest picture of the little devil that I've ever seen!!!

But I still can't help feeling bad for the poor boy. I love the look of your other dog, he was like "CUT THEM OFF MOMMA< CUT THEM OFF!!!!"

[lisasimpson]

He's such a little devil, too! Hopefully this will calm him down enough. Beta can't stand when he gets all worked up like that, and literally asks to be let into another room! haha

[dctcool]

Haha, now I'm sitting with my legs crossed

[lisasimpson]

Aww I won't hurt you!

[lockedinsidemybody1]

He has nothing now to live for, since his manhood has been taken away. lol

You were just way to happy about takin his balls away, lmao

[lisasimpson]

Oh gosh, do you hear what I was dealing with? He would just bark like that for no reason, pink thing hanging out! So yes, I am happy to have him snipped. Overjoyed, even, lol!

And he has plenty to live for, Chico is going to show up all the vets who say he should be put to sleep!

[Robert697]

why were they wanting to put him to sleep?

well, no funky cold medina for him :S

[lisasimpson]

Well I wouldn't want to be awake during surgery down there!!

[lockedinsidemybody1]

Hey I was kidding, but that sad face. and your happy voice, Just had to cross my legs while watching the video

[kingjimsixsix5]

he is only a shell of a dog, you can see the dispare in his eyes, whats he going to do now when he sits on the couch?

[lisasimpson]

Haha, well considering he doesn't sit on the couch much (it's kinda hard for him to get up on it) I'm not too worried about it. lol

[lisasimpson]

Yes, with his genetic disorder he should not be allowed to reproduce, because he will pass on the mutated gene to his kids. :(

[econchino]

he's lost the will to live

[lisasimpson]

Either that or he's hopped up on painkillers! lol

[snowballman3]

They did this to me....

[lisasimpson]

You are.... neutered?

[snowballman3]

Yes.

[ashley8]

SUCKS

[lisasimpson]

Yea, I guess I could get them to put some artificial balls in there but honestly I think he's happier without them bumping around between his legs as he walks.

[neal]

nice

[lisasimpson]

Thanks, with so many unwanted pets dying every day, spaying and neutering is key!

[degavabu]

lol aweeee this was so funny.

[lisasimpson]

He's a silly boy, he makes me laugh out loud at least once a day! And he takes the craziest photographs, I swear!

[TheAposlSF]

HAHAHA!!

Hilarious video Beccah! I really enjoyed the singing.

~Samar

[lisasimpson]

Aww thanks, its the one picture of him screaming that is the icing on the cake, lol!

Now that the surgery is over, I'm sure both he and I will be much happier. Once the painkillers wear off, anyway!

[hallbe]

Why did they shave his front legs?

[lisasimpson]

He had to have an IV thingie in him.

[hallbe]

Poor guy!

[lisasimpson]

Well since he wasn't allowed food or water for 36 whole hours, I asked the vet to please give him some fluids because he is one thirsty dog! Plus I think they have to do that anyway whenever they put a dog under.

[skatdre]

haha cute, fatty looks pissed in the before!

[lisasimpson]

It's like she looks at me with these pleading eyes, telling me she doesn't know what he wants either but that it's driving her mad, too! lol

[Cashis4life]

I am glad the surgery went well!

He seems to be enjoying his "sleepy" time, lol. :)

[lisasimpson]

I promise you, I am enjoying it more than he is! I have caught up on so much sleep myself because he has been so calm! Only one more painkiller left though.... lol