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  • oh please whats not to like????

  • lame

  • And not a blonde in the cast!

  • a nerd wet dream on film.

  • what is this movie about??

  • xena, gabrielle, hercules and iolaus... lol i'm in

  • Some of these scenes look like something out of Sin City.. which I like

  • Bad B-Movies are sexy & fun:-) This looks great!! Can't wait to see it!! Btw,what's wrong with pornos? I love porn:-)

  • So did anyone like the movie or it doesn't even deserve download?

  • MOVIE SUCKS!!!

  • It's like a porno with clothes on

  • this movie bad and dirty I don't know how this girls,lived with it >(Stupid Girls)<

  • @ 1:31, They make a hammer cocking noise while showing a double-action-only Glock.

  • @heat45jc single action. double action has a hammer.

  • @JenMcGinnis At age ten, I knew that a .25acp caliber was 6.35 by 16mm and was designed by John Moses Browning.  All Glocks are double-action-only (heavy trigger pull every time, like a revolver). A double-action/single-action (da/sa, may have a hammer & have a hard trigger pull for only the first shot. The rest fire in sa-semi. Single action semis (1911s, hi-points, jennings/bryco/jiminez) must be cocked to fire and have a minimal hair trigger. This movie has a Glock making hammer noise. Fake!

  • @JenMcGinnis You actually think that Glocks are single action and that all double action pistols have hammers? LOL. Anyway, this movie looks horrible. Every single shooting scene has airsoft guns with added c.g. muzzle flash and fake firing noises, at false fire rates. The acting is sub-porno at best. The plot must have been written by an autistic child in the third grade, who also taught JenMcGinnis about handguns.

  • @heat45jc Exactly why I bought it.

  • does bitch slap & suckerpunch sound very much alike?

  • i could probably make a movie with a better plot than this... and hot action women... ZACH SNYDER YOU'RE MY HERO

  • I love you, Trixie!!!

  • So now any movie or game trailer is a "mchinima"?

  • @Payasoplas It's because Machinima sponsored the trailer/movie.

  • ha i love this movie!! xD

    Luce and Ren are so cute if only they'd had more scenes ^^

  • This movie sucked...BAD.....

  • Why would machinima upload this if nerds are going to watch this? of course they disliked it cause they will never get a girl like that.

  • Oh, and no nudity whatsoever(which I don't care about cause I'm a chick), but lots of cleavage and fighting. Hilarious.

  • Just saw this movie. The plot was sooo confusing, I had to wikipedia it after the movie was done. It also has horrible special effects, but it's hilarious. Oh, and for those who are watching the movie just to see Renee and Lucy, you'll be disappointed. They're only in the movie for like a minute and have a couple of lines. They're not the focal point at all. Sorry if that sounds like a spoiler.

  • @jadiejade92

    LoL

    I also had to go to Wikipedia... This movie made no sense at all

  • For the love of god people, it's a B-movie, its not supose to be a great movie!

    Stop saying the movie is shit, if dont like B-movies dont watch them!

    Jesus --'

  • I wanna watch it just to see Lucy and Renee...

    1:49 yay!

  • i just bought it xD i haven't heard of the movie before and.... let me say it like this: BIGGEST mistake of my life ^^ hahaha the movie is rediculus xD so fucking bad.

  • This has the best fight scene ever at the end of the movie! Saw it "on demand" over the weekend.

  • i sex this movie

  • lolo... this movie looks soo bad that its kinda look epic! lmao i might watch it

  • This is the ultimate guy movie. Get a bunch of friends, crack open some beers and sit back and be ready to get thoroughly entertained.

  • I lol at all the people who say this is crap, why? Because its a B-Flick and if you're looking for Grade A stuff you shouldn't watch B-Flicks. This isn't a bad thing, it just means the film is for viewers who either are flexible in standards or have low standards which isn't a crime since every1 has different tastes. If you like cheesy simple plots with amusing lines, fan service, and a truly epic cat fight then Bitch Slap is probably a movie for you, if not well then i feel sorry for you.

  • film full of boobies cant be bad right ? if story sucks you can just stare at the boobies ^^

  • It is the worst movie I have seen

  • I saw it, and I got entertained. I love it.

  • hahahahahahahhah wtf is dis lol i am going to give a producer a bitch slap

  • it's ok to watch the movie.

    Just turn down the volume and put "boom boom chika chika chika" music on!

  • I like boobs

  • i can direct better movies than this one lol

  • So what is it about?? just tits?? Looks like a stupid movie with a bunch of have naked sluts.. lame

  • One of the worst most laughable plots I've seen... and yet it's still going into my favourite film list. Sexploitation cinema at its trashiest, right down to the hilarious end credits. Highly recommended to everyone. Except straight women and gay men.

    Although some of the scenes in this trailer weren't in the actual cut I saw.

  • the movie was horrible

    full of lesbians o_0

  • @Deephigh those two statements are incongruous

  • This trailer failed the blink test, badly.

  • Bitch slap surpassed, "So bad it's actually entertaining," and flew right into, "Gigantic porn movie."

  • lol I thought this trailer was so dumb it was funny

  • best movie ever!

  • 0:47

    ROFL!!!!!!!

  • my brain froze from 0:13....

    boobs...(.Y.)

  • the chicks are HOT :)

  • this movie is not an epic failure .... it's hot chicks beating the hell out of each other while they're wet. if you don't like that ... then you probably are a dude who likes other dudes (not that there's anything wrong with that ...)

  • the movies awarsome

  • well this looked redarted...

  • @ArnasAranauskas I would believe that better if you could actually spell the word.

  • Boobs. :)

  • Awesome! ;p , gonna watch it tonight.

  • OMG LOL THIS TRAILER IS SO LOL, such bad editing, bad acting bad everythign its funny.

  • wow  looks fking great

  • Look at those puppies! Hot chicks plus guns! My type of movie! yeah!

  • I swear, this movie was made by a man!

  • haha xD it sure is xD

  • of course it was made by a man its not a delicious thanksgiving dinner now is it

  • hollywood is retarded its so funny they can't even come up with a title of a good movie anymore.

    bitch slap sounds like an epic failure.

  • i only watched this movie because of the hot babes ;)

  • seems to be a low-budget film...

  • What a load of shit, I bet the story lines great lol =/

  • wow i thought kevin sorbo was dead

  • It looks like an epic fail :P

  • haha this looks epic xD

  • LOLDAAAAA!!! XD

  • hahahahahahaha omg this film looks funny :P

  • boobiesssssss!!! :D

  • WTF!!

  • tits or gtfo ;D hehee

  • This movie looks so bad it's awesome! i have to watch it

  • This movie is not meant to be taken serious. It's like the old grindhouse movies. Over the top unrealistic action mixed with bad acting.

    Just look at Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's: Planet Terror and Deathproof which came out a few years ago.

  • Where's the porn version of it?:D

  • @mullerhun that IS the porn version

  • i dont think this movie was intended to be taken seriously . if it was then i want to smoke what the guy that made this movie was smoking.

  • yeah the acting was bad but this movies is worth a watch if ur a guy and ur not a gaylord. theres allot of over the top acting ( its hilarious). the psycho chick in this movie is fricking hilarious.

  • Looks like a horrible movie with lots of boobs.

  • @S0ndor youve hit the nail right on the head... titts galore

  • i agree

    this cant be serious

  • It is... Or at least, it attempts to be and fails miserable...

  • Almost like a soft-core porn, but with explosions... Awesome!

  • @S0ndor are u saying boobs are horrible, or are u saying movies featuring lots of boobs are horrible. I dont know bout u but boobies saved my life when i was a baby

  • @nasurdan I'm simply saying that the movie looks horrible and that it has a lot of boobs. I'm not saying anything bad about actual boobs, just about this movie.

  • @S0ndor a movie can never be horrible when it has alot of boobs!

  • @S0ndor it is xD

  • Bitch Slap was nothing but Kill Bill with poor acting and horrable plot.

  • glad im not gonna see this shit

  • I liked it. It's got some VERY HOT girl girl scenes.

  • and? never seen a hot girl before?

  • Oh my bad.....You should definitely watch it then.

  • jesus christ tht film sucks. There a green screen fail in every clip.

    but it has boobs.

  • e stars cause movie sucks but has big boooooobies

  • Total modern Grindhouse movie :D

  • one word describes most of the movie: hot

  • this going to dumb fuckin movie

  • Psycho slut is clearly the best.

  • guns and boobs best combination ever

  • This vid have what no other vids have! A psyco slut... XD

  • i wanna see it... lolz

  • OK guys, I've actually seen the movie, it was pre released in Singapore a few days back.

    It actually blew my mind. Don't let the trailer fool you, this movie actually has a deep and under lying message. The action scenes are fast paced and visually stunning.

    I enjoyed my time highly when I watched this, might even be the best movie of 2009.

  • so u must be gay then lol

  • so the boobs are the storyline?

  • this better be a fuckin porno

  • ug, this is horrible

  • this thing looks sooooooooooo stupid the only reason some people will watch this or buy it on dvd is so they can get something to... uhhhhh... play with themselves

  • this looks like any normal stupid acting and effects action porn video!

  • lol this movie looks like crap. its like those crappy movies that are always on netflix like The Ghost in a Tiny bikini or somethin like that. This is a fail. This is as bad a meecrob

  • this looks like a porno

    anyone else notice the terrible acting skills

  • The movie idea fails, if u whana fap go on redtube and save yourself from paying for this shit and 1 and a half hours of your life wasted :P

  • that was funey hot and weird 7/10

  • @xXcashXx3 shut the fuck up u cunt i dnt like you they are not weird they are ma sistas u cunt

  • why dont hey just make it a porno and be done with it

  • @METALL1CAman117

    Cuz that wouldnt make AS much moeny :P

  • BOOBS!!

  • FAIL

  • good job

  • this is... uh... umm... someone said "complete shit" down the comments and hes completely right

  • who the fuck is gonna pay to watch this?!?

  • i would:]

  • Gee, a bunch of whores. Amazing.

    -_-'

  • Are they SERIOUS?

  • this looks terrible apart from the masses of clevage. the CGI was bad, but im surprised thatswhat i found myself looking at in all of this

  • fucking lol'd

  • if this is a porno movie trailer, I'll go watch for sho...but if yall talkin about just a PG-13 rated movie, lolololol, I just wanted to laught

  • Looks like SHIT! Sure the girls are hot but if i want hot girls, tits, and ass i would just look up some porn...

    this is complete shit....

  • 2:22 OMG noobtuber! :o

  • Looks bad at most points and they're covering it up with boobs....

    AWSHUM!

  • well made porno

  • FAMAS

  • Meh they should make it a pr0n movie, this way I bet this will have more viewers etc.

  • Looks stupid, lol I'll watch for the tits though ;)

  • is THIS what 2010 will bring? God...

  • why are you re-posting videos?

  • People from hollywood-

  • looks like four sluts with a video camera recorded themselves at a sleep over trying to make fun of Watchmen just for attention or people from believe males are really "THAT" sex driving to watch anything with boobs. This is clearly sad.

  • looks TERRIBLE... id watch it for the girls tho

  • Damn...looks horrible.

  • looks dumb. like it would be on skinamax after 10pm.

  • looks fucking stupid.

  • Boobs here Boobs There Boobs EVERYWHERE -_-"

  • looks like a bad porno!

  • well it is stupid movie with a lot boobs in it.

  • made by men who think with their balls for men who think with there balls commisioned by men who think with their balls.

    Saddly, most movie reviews think with there brain.

    Not gonna do so well me thinks.

  • this looks like the worst try-hard-funny film ever made, datemovie has just met their shithole maker.

  • LOL looks like Go-daddy got a writer!

  • I seriously thought this was a joke.

  • wow backgrounds looks fake,, bluescreens

  • totally

  • I'm starting my 'worst films of 2010" early, this one is first on the list just by judging the trailer

  • what...the...fu$% o.0

  • sex :3

  • boner

  • xDDDDDD

  • a message... don't be naughty! "Cult Classic" and "Cinematic Masterpiece" barely encompass this cat-fighting, girl-banging, pile-driving, go-go dancing, bronco-busting, bumping & grinding, philosophy-touting, breast-augmenting, femme-tastic f%@#-fest-fight-fantasy of epic proportions.

    looks like a porno to me.

  • weird

  • Looks like a Porno

  • wow just wow

  • sense...this trailer doesn't make it

  • some kinda low comedy watch man kinda movie eh?

  • thats, erm, different

  • Looks really crap.

  • i saw tits

    so i guess imma watch it : DDDD

  • I saw TITS!

  • umm

    WTF WAS THAT?!

  • Actualy this movie sucks

  • well they are hot but the movie sucks shit

  • super sexy, but super crap!!!

  • Is this a porno? Because the production values look bad enough for it to be.

  • ROFL! Bluescreen ftw! lol

  • Fit girls- good

    Story - good

    Piggy back ride chinese Kill bill girl - good

    Whats not to like, this is the best comedy I have seen a trailer off since Anchor Man & Android Apycolipse.

  • lol i hope this is a joke

  • this is soooooo the WORST movie of 2010 xD