a short conversation with Billy Bob Neck

[Gunganwoman]

Wait - so he thinks you're real because you're sitting on the couch next to him...He's relying on empirical evidence to confirm your existence...But doesn't extend that to God? Hmmm. Well, I suppose we shouldn't expect logic from someone who thinks there are only two types of people in the world. I'm sure he appreciated you not touching anything, sure wouldn't want to make the place look like a hovel.

[Gunganwoman]

Roy, you're many shades of brilliance. Haha!

[MelleB90]

Roy's laughter after "I'm as real as Jesus is, son"

That spells I.R.O.N.Y.

Idioooot!

[boojum402]

LOL Well I have seen the people who are "going to heave" and if they are there I don't want to be there.

[mbk1021]

I think it was mean of you to go so far over his head, RZ.

[2394098234509]

>>can a liberal get into heaven?

>>no

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[np02058]

i knew it billy bob is a fake. he said it himself

[pooie0116]

What an a-hole fucktard

[quirkiealone]

wow.

[D119heavy]

Billy Bob Neck and Edward Current are the greatest, most sincere christian soldiers on YouTube and should team up to do a double vid for the double glories of Jesus and America!!!!

Praise His invisibleness!

[hotcrotch]

"im not in the bible persey (cant spell xD)" lmao

[Crusader605]

I'm a very devout Christian, and I never understood people like this, who are against homosexuality "because the Bible tells them to be so". Sure, the Bible says homosexuality is bad, but it also says not to cut your hair or eat shellfish.

[Mistraker]

@Crusader605 I expect you also never understood satire.

[rongrite]

Who's right?

[ChristianIce]

1:03 hahahhahahaha i had stop, end my laugh and play back again ..

[s2cuts]

Dear lord, that was awesome! And he's as "real as jesus" to boot.

[ColonelCharisma]

This guy is in MASSACHUSETTS?

[SirAnaxagoras]

"What the heck you talkin' 'bout!?"

[Macrochenia]

Q: Can a liberal get into heaven?

A: No, but fortunately, hell booked George Carlin.

[Blade92776]

This is what happens when you overdose on religion/guns/and TV dinners....

[tdurran]

Jesus must have been shocked to arrive in hell after a life time of being a Liberal.

[ratgirl03]

@tdurran eah, I sometimes wonder how close of attention Christian conservative have paid to Jesus' teachings.

[Macrochenia]

@ratgirl03 The answer to that would be, none whatsoever. That's the great thing about religion, it always matches your preconceived ideas.

[CntrBrdr]

who is this lamer?

[virtuallypaul]

@CntrBrdr Some idiot fucktard.

[CntrBrdr]

@virtuallypaul lol well put, mate

[incoherentpoet]

When I hear people like Billy Bob Neck and Ray Comfort speak and then I hear someone like AronRa and Thunderf00t speak, I tend to listen more to AronRa and Thunderf00t.

[junkyardmonkie]

i call fake on neck.

[12outland12]

he kind of reminds me of Dale from King of the Hill

[Primalxbeast]

@retepvosnul

I think you may be blissfully ignorant of the existance of satire, but it is scary that there are thousands of people who really like that.

[TrooperCX]

scary shit. he didn't want roy to touch anything??

[jvondd]

He's not in the Bible...per se? What does he mean by that?

[blackwolf1200]

Great guy!

[retepvosnul]

I'd rather just be blissfully ignorant regarding such individuals actually existing.

It is the point at which bigoted stupidity is not funny any more.

[Peacetoyouandyours]

"Different knuckles on the same finger" ROFLOLWFKIA!

[geodesicks]

Can we send some of these people to the Middle East?

[no1saphead]

He should be regular at landover baptist church.

[lolnetsephy]

roflmao

[romanowskistudios]

"DAM TRAINS!! "

[Maladath]

So he's like not real at all?

[deconverts]

Oh my...

[soupeh]

Oh wow. I have no words. Just... wow.

I think Poe's Law has broken my bullshit sensor on this one.

Please tell me he's real.

[soupeh]

@soupeh Nevermind. Watching his other vids has answered my question. Genius.

[nodvick]

as real as jesus is... so not real at all?

[MomSaysImCool]

Way to assure us that he exists... "I'm as real as Jesus." That was NOT convincing!

[anmoose]

Priceless! Billy Bob does have it ALL figured out. I'm concerned, though, that you were breathing, and potentially contaminating his air, and he didn't have the foresight to offer you scuba gear? :-P

[thejobloshow]

HAHAHA! You actually met this dude!!!! I remember his reply songs I have to give you credit sir.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Why this guy? I mean, these mentally challenged Christo-fascist wingnuts are a dime a dozen on fox news' freak parade every damn day.

[Eaglesfaninca]

@JesusSavesAtCitibank Billy Bob Neck is a satirist. He probably does not want that many people to know that, but I think if more people did, then more people would watch.

Check out his channel of the same name. He is truly hilarious. A man who has mastered his craft.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

@Eaglesfaninca Damn good act then. Thanks!

[iconoclastic23]

"I ain't in the Bible, per se..." This guy's unintentional comedy gold. I would suggest that you keep talking to him but I'd be afraid of spending too much time around this charming fellow. I bet he's building a dungeon for sodomites in his basement.

[Hamhark98]

@iconoclastic23 No, he is quite intentionally comedy gold. Check out the tabs on his videos on his channel. He is a satirist.

[iconoclastic23]

@Hamhark98 He had me completely snookered! I'm truly taken aback, I've never been so completely fooled by a satirist that it didn't even occur to me that his act might be satire. In any case he's got a new fan in me for providing so elegant a proof of Poe's Law.

[Theroha]

@Hamhark98 if he really is a satirist, he's also the world's greatest actor. he stays so serious and remains in character so well that it's impossible to tell that he's just playing the part.

[vikeyev1]

LOL

ROY: "can a liberal get into heaven"?

BILLY: "no"

*Roy quickly moves away*

[graaar]

lawl

[lianghaochen]

roy zimmerman, you must be dirty...

[LtShock]

Oh, this guy is not real. He admitted: "I'm as real as Jesus", which means it takes A LOT of faith to think he's real.

[kaldrenon]

@LtShock Don't have to believe Jesus is the savior to believe he's real. Historical texts will tell you he's real.

[Swenglish]

@kaldrenon Actually, there are no contemporary accounts of a historical Yeshua. The character may very well have been loosely based on several different salvation preachers, radical activists, philosophers and supposed messiahs of around that time and area (with some mythology thrown in for flavor and to make it sound more important).

[LtShock]

@kaldrenon Hmmmm, nah. There was probably a Jesus, just not the Jesus of the bible, with the miracles and the magic tricks and all that farfetched bullshit.

[VintageGinger]

@LtShock you can see Roy thinking that when he says that :D

[MANBYTHEWIRELESS]

@LtShock he is really a comedian called paul day. makes me feel really bad for saying this though cos he is just so entertaining!

[Desertphile]

This has got to be a joke.

[Desertphile]

"The Sodomite's Lament" sounds like an opening move in a chess game. "The Sodomite's Lament, accepted" or ""The Sodomite's Lament, declined." Like "The King's Gambit," only with a fagot.

[MrsCamui]

"Look at how serious I am"

Cue the dramatic chipmuck music and close up on Billy Bob.

[8DX]

BURN. BURN. BURN.

[Clovions]

This guy is crazy, why didnt he want you touchnig shit?

[caveman73]

WOW?!

I feel pity for the so called greatest generation. This guy Billy Bob is a sad sack indeed.

[corthew]

That is priceless.

It's been such a long time since I was around that mindset I'd forgotten just how extreme it was.

[hardinmichael1981]

y'all need to do an LP together.  Roy can have the A side (Atheist) and Billy Bob can have the B side (Believer).

[CousinoMacul]

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

[CousinoMacul]

As real as Jesus: LOL! I couldn't have said it better myself.

[ercvstr]

Roy,

You're a good man.

[CarolBlanchard1]

I just love Billy Bob Neck!!!

[ArianneHermida]

Was this released as a podcast or something? I think I remember hearing this before.

[nerds2x2ever]

I think I have a crush on Billy Bob...

[grauekatze]

this confuses me...

[MrBoomable]

ohhhh man i was having a really bad day until i saw this...i had a fight with my parents,my girlfriend just dumped me 10 min ago,but then this video change my mood for the rest of the day! TNX ROY!

[Henrythecamel]

@MrBoomable how long are ur days? >_>

[MrBoomable]

@Henrythecamel today was one of the longest days of my life! and its not over yet!

[Aanthanur]

aah now that i have watched some Billy Bob Neck videos i understood that video properly, it is very funny :)

[johncrwarner]

If Comedy Central made a character like Billy Bob Neck and aired it the critics would say the character was unbelievable.

Perhaps the world is stranger than fiction sometimes.

[gents6379]

well, at least he can count...

[stingernick]

The problem is that REAL people like Billy Bob Neck would not deign to speak to Roy.

[Zeldarulah]

Fake and gay.

[joymora]

It's satire. :P But the fact that people can't tell if it's real or not shows it's brilliant satire. :D

[Aanthanur]

as real as Jesus himself? what the heck i am supposed to do with that answer?

But i don't know, i think this parody was not really funny.

[jjmblue7]

@Aanthanur I thought it was a very smart way out of the question.

[mrbillsykes]

i dont think hes for real.

[GumbaMasta]

Did you... have any back up going in there?

[jc8ward]

As real as Jesus.

[Elsoddo]

@jc8ward I guess he's not real....

[bdf2718]

@jc8ward

A great answer from an atheist satirist.

[ScrewFoxNews]

:-D