reading FMYLIFE.COM

[mrxcal123]

I was getting up in the morning I looked outside and found all my friends outside making out with there gfs I'm 14 and I look back and see my gf in my bed and a note downstairs saying we gone out for 2 days stay safe. MLR (my life rocks)

[Lina97Anna]

@SayGoodByeAgain how is that an FML?

[coloradopunk9]

yeah your pretty fucking retarded for making a dumbshit video like this. you only made this to get attention. dumb shit.

[Arabs4breakfast]

nice camera angle ...

[xxTheCatsMeow]

@3:50, you couldn't sound any more stupid, but I gave you a thumbs up anyways.

[killingmesoftly1337]

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious

[litlkooljay]

Check out MyLifeIsFly

[silentpands3]

today i went to go check the mail and my friend came out with a dirty looking women in the door so i said yo tim by the looks of her she likes it ruff

it was his mom FML

[mmmtiffster]

i love your pillows. :) hah

[SychoAirsoftSquad]

lol kl vid but its pronouced "out symers" not alltimers

[SayGoodByeAgain]

i have a mac FML

[lolwtfl0l]

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

[Dougie0Fresh]

Today, I woke up early for a date over breakfast. I went to take a shower and the water didn't work. I had to go smelly. I got in my car and I needed gas, I got gas and picked my girlfriend up. After breakfast we got to my house and had sex for the first time. After, she broke up with me. She said "You don't pleasure me like your brothers did..." She left. Then I got a call saying my mom died. FML

[glittersparklesxx]

fish.

[252mperry252]

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML

[GLopezWebkinzVmkLove]

nice! lol

[Dougie0Fresh]

I HOPE THATS FAKE AHHAHAHAHHA, i got a worse one...

[252mperry252]

pm it to me

[bcd5024]

Internet explorer==FAIL

Try Google chrome, is nicer, faster, and doesn't crash all the time

[MusabHehe]

Firefox ftw

[killa0177]

GAY FISH

[HolliLauraShow]

iwanna be ur friend - aja

[thenextblakegriffen]

i love that website i have it on my ipod touch i always am close to peeing my pants CHECK it out its awsome

[grosslyclever]

internet explorer died...thats why you hould get a MAC!

[starkid423]

(im a mac user)

- she can download 4 other web browsers if she doesnt like IE

ex: safari (for windows), firefox, chrome, opera

[CrossKiryu]

OMG! I WAS WINNIGNTHAT FOR A FEW MONTHS! DAMN YOU! I lost the game......

[KandiiRoxx]

lmao, i read those ones. :P

[ARGHRRS14]

You're fucking retarded dude.

[roughryder5]

lol thats how i use my laptop :p

[MaggotF0rLife]

fuck my life, fucked my computer up

[iamcoolll45]

gayyyyy

[LIV3xPiNK]

hahaha speaking of gay...

nice name.

[MaggotF0rLife]

i wonder how u thought that one up....

[yoshiebe]

its just something that is supposed to by funny and sarcastic. its not actually serious, which you would know if you've visited. they are people just laughing at themselves and at others for their silly situations. You shouldnt take things so literally.

[ZethKorn]

you forgot to put FML at the end of that.

And so what?

[H3Vtux]

because even after all that, those people dont hate their own life, because they are greatful for what they do have. try this one on for size, today in africa, 10,000 children starved to death. and thats no exageration, every fucking day that happens. Next time you feel like your life sucks because you boy/girlfriend broke up with you, or your car gets hit, just think about how good you really have it. the fact that you have a computer makes you more fortunate than 90% of the world

[RedrumSunglasses]

Lol. You never feel sorry for yourself. You are always happy. Your friend dies and you say "millions of people die each day, so?" Your in a car crash, you laugh it off.

You ray of sunshine, you.

[H3Vtux]

no, i think i have the right to get a little depressed, if you grew up in a third world, youd sing a different tune.

[RedrumSunglasses]

yes. Im talking about you. stop talking like you've never been sad before. like you're such an amazing guy. lmao

[H3Vtux]

are you dumb and cant read my last post? i get sad, but not because my girlfriend left or i crashed the car my daddy bought me. I cry when i have to shoo off beggars because i already gave my money to the last 5, saying your sad is one thing "FUCK MY LIFE" is a little extreme for those people, just having the internet means they are richer than 90% of the world. Try comparing your story to someone whos village got raided by revolutionaries and his kid got taken off to be a soldier, and raped.

[RedrumSunglasses]

I'm sorry, I didn't realize i'm talking to someone who never got sad. It must be hard being such a humanaterian. It must be wonderful to not get upset over anything!!

Oh, and i especially liked the bit where you assumed to know about my life, well done there.

keep fighting the good fight.

[H3Vtux]

your a moron, i never said i dont get said you fuck.

[pissoutmyass7]

why dont you actually listen to what he says, he has a good point, your just taking everything he says out of context like a some fucking republican.

[RedrumSunglasses]

Mind your own business. I can't stand republicans but for all of there idiocy you beat it. 'Pissoutofmyass'?

Wow, should of listened to you. You sound wise.

[lina107]

lol love that website!

[24GREGSZOT24]

hahaha. i remember these

[G01NGH05T]

lol i read tht one and lmao. and sent it to people :P