God its pathetic to complain about "cursing" in a self-help video, you retards sound like you're the twelve year olds and can't deal with some nasty words. Good vid though man helped me speed up my laptop.
Here are the real steps: 1)Uninstall Vista on your computer 2)Smash Vista software CD 3)Install windows XP 4)Download virus infected porn 5)Sell computer for hefty monies 6)Use money to buy a Mac 7)Move and change your name so you cannot be tracked by an unsatisfied customer 7b)If caught, play dumb 8)??? 9)Profit!
Extremely useful video. Thanks a lot. I loved this tutorial. I just may add that i downloaded reginout from CNET for my computer as well. Now all going great.
you stupid little white marijuana smoking faggot. if you wanna get real de-fragging software that ALSO scans for junk files, viruses,and pretty much any problem like a slow computer, get ADVANCED SYSTEMCARE VERSION 3.6.1, it speeds up your computer, and makes ANY game completely free of lag!! (except for APB, but i'm still working on that.)
i did most of your steps for speeding up vista but i tried playing a movie from utorrent but i didnt delete utorrent like u did and i checked if my codecs were out of date but they arent so just wondering what step may take away my video ? thx
@ushmo10 When you hit the power button, does it turn on? or does it just stay off? if it stays off then it could be your power supply. If it turns on, on what window does it turn off? (I.E. the welcome to windows, the black and white screen were it loads your operating system) If u can try starting your computer in safe mode and use a recent restor point to undo any changed options.
Man I burned a big fat one and my speed decreases a negative 110%, Did two rows of crank and my speed increased 220%. I'm going to do the same thing when I mow my lawn and see if the results are the same.
dude ur on drugs or u have got a really high pitched voice and ur deepin it so much u sound like ur on drugs come back and make a video when ur at least 10 dont try to sound all hard man ur have the shit kicked out off u
@seetherfan1369 uninstalling programs make your HDD faster because more data is places in incer cylinder so takes long to acces less data out cylinder fasteer acces
@stiskavac Agreed. I have Vista and it has so many problems with games i try to install. I am a professional gamer so this is a huge problem. But the cheapest i can find windows 7 (upgrade) is about 90$. i currently dont have that kinda money to spend on this, if you got your windows 7 upgrade for and price cheaper please tell me were you got it.
@logscott3 I both a pirated copy of windows 7 ultimate and i can tell you it runs like i charm....i have a RLY old pc and it runs perfect...if you have a good pc go get windows 7 ultimate from a pirate...
you, as in your own language, doon't know how to spell don't... maybe back to school or do you need parental controls so you can't play anymore games in wich you might start to say doon't. STFU.
checkboxes: hit alt in the explorer window, choose extra, mapoptions and select use checkboxes to select. ooh and you can't uninstall more than 1 program at the time:(
Hey man how long has Cheech maran been doing I.T
ardbucho1 2 months ago
fucked up liar
pocketsummoner3 2 months ago
i think someone was a bit high when making this vid werent they?
SuperPlumz 2 months ago 2
Cheat Engine = N00b
Macintosh3745 3 months ago
cheater
xXDarKAngeLXxXBOX360 5 months ago
I dislike your wallpaper really bad :(((((
Davidart777 5 months ago
whats the pipe lining thing?
babyslayer500 6 months ago
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realtechreal 7 months ago
????
hugomena8797 7 months ago
God its pathetic to complain about "cursing" in a self-help video, you retards sound like you're the twelve year olds and can't deal with some nasty words. Good vid though man helped me speed up my laptop.
JosephBeetBeet 8 months ago
@JosephBeetBeet ikr
YoshiDude43 8 months ago
my windows vista computer is more fast then his 999999x
Iwannadie73 9 months ago
dude this video really helped me.. thanks man, more power!!
MrEljhay20 10 months ago
r u 12 cuz u have a pot leaf 4 a background sound fucked up and r cursing
jdog4ever2 10 months ago
See a Cheat Engine, I can. ;)
FunkaSeatown 10 months ago
i hate the background
ernshengjoel 10 months ago
What does defrag mean
wilkesy24 11 months ago
fuck vista get win 7
bamfan2044 11 months ago
Are you high?
ArcticInfinity 11 months ago
Hahah your funny man
jennevy12 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
That's why they call it dope.
jcbak 1 year ago
Dude maybe he is sick...
TheKedas 1 year ago
imarubberband 1 year ago 14
wmpcsfg is for windows media player to netowrk it to another computer or ur xbox 360 so u dont really need it unless u use it
evankiller7 1 year ago
what is defrag
MegaEDITvideo 1 year ago
lay of the weed :S
AOESQUAD 1 year ago
hole son of cow how you get you google to look so freaking sick :D
slade829 1 year ago
dudeee.... what is up? you sound like you just did some heavy smokin of some serious pot (more than 1/8 oz; more like what stiskavac said {50kg])
ChaddMM 1 year ago
Extremely useful video. Thanks a lot. I loved this tutorial. I just may add that i downloaded reginout from CNET for my computer as well. Now all going great.
ayl1983 1 year ago
i use reg in out registry cleaner and my vista is fast to some extent
greentech07 1 year ago
luvin the background lol
rock364 1 year ago
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awsomevidstowatch 1 year ago
u get high? LOL
GudjaxD 1 year ago
you stupid little white marijuana smoking faggot. if you wanna get real de-fragging software that ALSO scans for junk files, viruses,and pretty much any problem like a slow computer, get ADVANCED SYSTEMCARE VERSION 3.6.1, it speeds up your computer, and makes ANY game completely free of lag!! (except for APB, but i'm still working on that.)
StefanoPC562 1 year ago
Can't understand a fucking word you're saying. Drugs are good, eh?
localdog 1 year ago
how do you get your windows to be transparent ? be cause i dont have that option on my vista
YellaBoyStatz 1 year ago
u r the biggest dumbass ever what the hell is up with fucking wallpaper you are like a fucking kid you dont smoke anything your just a wanabee
EvenStevens97 1 year ago
do you really smoke ganja? and you sound baked
mewfourx 1 year ago
thank's you did halpd me
993enrique 1 year ago
uTorrent is stupid shit? lul, where the fuck are you from?
tuffnutsinc 1 year ago
You sound like a 12 year old white husky kid that smokes weed
Partyplox 1 year ago 16
@Partyplox LMFAO ROTFL
ScamWow86 3 weeks ago
i did most of your steps for speeding up vista but i tried playing a movie from utorrent but i didnt delete utorrent like u did and i checked if my codecs were out of date but they arent so just wondering what step may take away my video ? thx
PRESTONMURPHY20 1 year ago
hey kid cheat engine is a virus !
TheKKTutorial 1 year ago
@TheKKTutorial naw, not unless ur too poor to get a checker, although mines clean x)
YourFriendlySimmer 1 year ago
@YourFriendlySimmer im not poor first of all and secondly i dont have to pay like 70 $ for an antivirus just for a programe !!! just one !!
TheKKTutorial 1 year ago
my computer won't turn on! what happened whats wrong with it!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?! i turned it off then when i try to turn it back on it doesn't work!
ushmo10 1 year ago
@ushmo10 uh i think it is ok now but when u changed boot from 30 to 3 and enabled hui what did dat do?
ushmo10 1 year ago
@ushmo10 When you hit the power button, does it turn on? or does it just stay off? if it stays off then it could be your power supply. If it turns on, on what window does it turn off? (I.E. the welcome to windows, the black and white screen were it loads your operating system) If u can try starting your computer in safe mode and use a recent restor point to undo any changed options.
logscott3 1 year ago
@logscott3 yeah i done restore ponint and it works i got so worried there for a sec thanks man
ushmo10 1 year ago
@ushmo10 oh good for you :)
logscott3 1 year ago
How did You figure out that the computer starts now "110%" faster?
Paraclete333 1 year ago
man how can i trust u ur stoned what if ur unticking random stuff
ushmo10 1 year ago
i bet right after this he reinstalled u torrent to download "shit"
e7clan 1 year ago
i like it toooooooo much i want to share my tricks to u make ur crew member plzzzzzzzzzz
TheNitin39 1 year ago
so you said on batter sleepy and what about plugged in... lol just messing
mrvargas 1 year ago
Man I burned a big fat one and my speed decreases a negative 110%, Did two rows of crank and my speed increased 220%. I'm going to do the same thing when I mow my lawn and see if the results are the same.
Thanks for your help dude!
edward9145 1 year ago
dude ur on drugs or u have got a really high pitched voice and ur deepin it so much u sound like ur on drugs come back and make a video when ur at least 10 dont try to sound all hard man ur have the shit kicked out off u
Epicjumpzzzz 1 year ago
Make another video when your sober.
smokateen 1 year ago
lol fckn weedsmoker ^^
Germansb3st 1 year ago
6:25 what did he say ?
nexthazard 1 year ago
>guardianangelproduction
>production
some 14 year old highpitchvoiced buy
churde 1 year ago
what the fuck? this boy has drugs under his bed . . .
dimeguns 1 year ago
@dimeguns hahaha. nice.
xXFreedomBoy16Xx 1 year ago
it'll seem faster if you weren't so blazed up and blunted out duuuude..
SXULL651 1 year ago 2
bet this guy doesnt even smoke weed
bizzy400 1 year ago
he sounds like justin beiber
mayfulgal 1 year ago
wow your not a pothead nice way to hide it
YaIPlayVideoGames 1 year ago
utorrent is not stupid... YOU'RE stupid.. .cause uninstalling programs doesnt make your system faster genius!
seetherfan1369 1 year ago
@seetherfan1369 uninstalling programs make your HDD faster because more data is places in incer cylinder so takes long to acces less data out cylinder fasteer acces
bizzy400 1 year ago
@bizzy400 yeah yeah... everyone thinks they know everything about computers... and your comment didnt even make sense so blow it out your ass
seetherfan1369 1 year ago
@seetherfan1369 well it really does lol more hard drive space will speed up your pc not by much but like 10-30mb...
SamanthasLover17 1 year ago
are you using drugs?
aminakkoyum12 1 year ago
this guy is full of marijuana
llCubanRapperll 1 year ago
utorrent is stupid shit?u must be retarded
djpauliero 1 year ago
Dude you smoke too much!!!!!
TheB1gBoSsX14 1 year ago
are you on drugs ? couse you sound like it
secreteagent007 1 year ago
dont do all this shit it messed up my computer
bruceleeC64 1 year ago
@bruceleeC64 Don't lie. xD
StfuAndBlow 1 year ago
@StfuAndBlow it did mess it up(or several programmes weren't working) I had to go over the video and re-toggle everything
bruceleeC64 1 year ago
@bruceleeC64 Okay. It didn't mess up mine. :p
StfuAndBlow 1 year ago
man if you've any of that weed left send it on!
bruceleeC64 1 year ago
lmao at your wallpaper
USFJointKings 1 year ago
I did all what you´ve said BUT i got a problem in installing updates.
gudvooy2 1 year ago
what is talkin a guy or a chic?fuckin hard to tell
annigerl 1 year ago
love smoking mary j :)
Muttonbrother3 1 year ago
omd dude you got cheat engine you cheater xD... me 2
brusk2000 1 year ago
thanks~
gracelovesjune 1 year ago
my man vnes dude.
theodin44 1 year ago
This is the video I've been waiting for. Thanks homie.
mundusvultdicipi 1 year ago
OMG you are my new hero thank you soooo much
misspinklovecheer 1 year ago
how old are u 12 all that cursing dam u need to go to bed with no dinner lol
harper9494 2 years ago 52
@harper9494
god you suck at writing english...
Extrem3Ownag3 1 year ago
@harper9494 Lmao xD
atalis1 1 year ago
@harper9494 I agree
RsMp3 1 year ago
lol yer like "yeah whatever fuck this"
blackarrowstorm 2 years ago
is it the pot that skrewed up your voice
no no no i'm just messin with you
theone2161 2 years ago 2
Wats the disk defrag for?
wat does it do?
RDEEONE 2 years ago
Wan know how to speed up vista performance click here
akmalfaisal99 2 years ago
you know you r rly stupid there no link dumbass so stfu
the444man 1 year ago
You Sound All Fuckdup!
RDEEONE 2 years ago 5
R you Drunk?
CrimsonShadow01 2 years ago 22
@CrimsonShadow01 no, high. check the background
marauda777 1 year ago
Cheat Engine? and are you sick you sound like a sped
o0Guns0o 2 years ago
quality is awful evn if it's on HD.
but thx tho.
badjoj015 2 years ago 2
YOU ROCK BRIAN! THANKS MMWAHH!
sassieee 2 years ago
lol dude..really..NO1 understands what the FUCK u saying so start typing ur faults in ''info''
1.Type what in 6:28 ?
2. Type what in google?
nipo353 2 years ago
wow dude u must have been stoned lol, stupid
IRISHB11993 2 years ago
omg... thats a marijuana leaf !
HackerGuitarist 2 years ago
smoke another!
TheBuffaloChicken 2 years ago
What the hell are you talking about we are not ants!
wanterter 2 years ago
Don't smoke the ganja and make videos!!!!@#$)_+
gtr2222 2 years ago
"And you're like, 'whatever, Fuck this.'" MY FAVORITE PART!
patpatboy2 2 years ago 3
how much marijuana you have take before make this video ?
TheSpecialOneX14 2 years ago 7
your sounding tired kid. get some sleep first then come back. ok. interesting vid though.
curszondax 2 years ago 4
you sound like you just smoked 50kg of marijuana!
stiskavac 2 years ago 58
@stiskavac i dun get how 4:25 helps
ushmo10 1 year ago
@ushmo10 i don't know...i use windows 7 now...vista suck...trust me...get windows 7 ultimate...
stiskavac 1 year ago
@stiskavac oy i got the os but i dun wana change to 7 thenre in stall all my programs
ushmo10 1 year ago
@stiskavac Agreed. I have Vista and it has so many problems with games i try to install. I am a professional gamer so this is a huge problem. But the cheapest i can find windows 7 (upgrade) is about 90$. i currently dont have that kinda money to spend on this, if you got your windows 7 upgrade for and price cheaper please tell me were you got it.
logscott3 1 year ago
@logscott3 I both a pirated copy of windows 7 ultimate and i can tell you it runs like i charm....i have a RLY old pc and it runs perfect...if you have a good pc go get windows 7 ultimate from a pirate...
stiskavac 1 year ago
@stiskavac probably because he recorded it at around 3:36AM...
NerdTechie 1 year ago
@stiskavac 50 kg? do u know anything about weed.
sammahdi1994 1 year ago
@sammahdi1994 i know...i was just kidding...
stiskavac 1 year ago
@stiskavac lol chill shit. smoke weed everyday!!!
sammahdi1994 1 year ago
@sammahdi1994 im just a kid....never tried it...but it looks good
stiskavac 1 year ago
@stiskavac it looks like shit. but it get u high. Headband OG
sammahdi1994 1 year ago
why cant u guys talk louder??
ftsj90 2 years ago
ftsj90 you stupid or something? turn the volume up louder
Shadow4909 2 years ago 2
thx dude this helped alot im going 2 suscribe
musicworld1267 2 years ago
bank of ganja gtf outta here
wowshiv 2 years ago
can you tell me what WMPNSCFG is? for some reason i dont have it lol...
tmdwls0919 2 years ago
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blazedbuzzkillers 2 years ago
Are you trying to be cool with that background, talking high, and that language? How old are you?
thauller 2 years ago
side from that, he actally knows what hes doing,
realityexplorations 2 years ago
hahaha shit whats it called:P(if you would just look what it said, you'd know:P 1:10)
hihaatje 2 years ago
nice tutorial bro
SweetTechno90 2 years ago
you shouldn't cuss... you doon't even sound old enough to be without parental consent
BlackOutAngel1313 2 years ago
you, as in your own language, doon't know how to spell don't... maybe back to school or do you need parental controls so you can't play anymore games in wich you might start to say doon't. STFU.
hihaatje 2 years ago
awsome quality
jamesdizzy056 2 years ago 3
how do u get to select more than one uninstallation or how did u get those check boxes
jamesdizzy056 2 years ago
checkboxes: hit alt in the explorer window, choose extra, mapoptions and select use checkboxes to select. ooh and you can't uninstall more than 1 program at the time:(
hihaatje 2 years ago