Techno Viking

[urmy1sttarget]

hahaha he gave him the finger and stare XD

[RedemptionVe]

Grey Beard -Dovahkiin get back here, you have to save the world!

Techno Viking - No i must Dance!

[mathewkerr9999]

hahah at 2:36 he says thas right mucker

[EzZodd]

They should have let this guy play as Lars in "The Thing"......

[EzZodd]

Where is this country? Iceland?!?

[xOmin0usxSHAD0W]

Vikings still live, its called Scandinavians...

[tomaltv]

my best superhero!

[MJSchnuffy]

vollspacko



[LejoueurITECH66]

jsuis le seul a le trouve trop stylé putain il danse comme un dieu,il est trop classe un tas de muscle qui dans energiquement en avancant avec des pas lourd c enorme (l'orthographe g la fleme de me bouge le cul)

[M0BINC]

i have to party with that guy (\(^_^)/)

[Mike2612]

Many drugs on that bottle...

[Reogalego]

This video is EPIC!

[thriseeker]

is this guy high ??? 3:00

[TheTardis34]

It's like a viking went...TECHNO FEVAH! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[WhiteChaosVideo]

Sadly this isn't from the US,most likely from the UK. Seeing as how people in the US listen to such shitty music.

[BigSmokeSILESIA]

@WhiteChaosVideo Till you won't take drugs like xtc,amph,cocaine,mephedrone etc. U shouldn't say anything about musick like this .

so pls take a big cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP

[WhiteChaosVideo]

@BigSmokeSILESIA Nice perfect english you got there. And no I refuse to take drugs.

[ThanosODuinn]

@WhiteChaosVideo Actually, it's Germany, at 3:30 you can see a sign with "preiswert radfahren" on it =)

[liu7]

Skyrim... during the 1Oth year of the 2000th Era

[ASTO786]

OLAF

[100lakowa]

eee nudne

[ShaikanGmes]

just noticed the different socks

[meeputube]

White people CAN dance.

[vvonderbred]

3:30 viking's dougie

[argo1995]

that´s how i walk when i´m alone in my house lol

[TimInSeat02]

"Wikipedia- In response to legal action by the man featured in the video, access to the Techno Viking video itself has been restricted and annotations on YouTube blocked since late 2009."

It was like capturing a sphinx.

[TimInSeat02]

he doesn't even look at the water bottle until he decides to, he's..

[PovsekakiyEnfrizZz]

он ахуенен

[jacohansi]

What The H*ll Was In That Water That Guy Gave Him?

[epicandawesome1337]

@snowninja7842 who else wants to make thechno viking the next Chuck Norris?

[victigr]

He was like dance or gtfo

[CptHellHound]

Thats a mans mans mans woman mans

[superhel]

This is how a german looks like! ^^

[MrKenzza]

@superhel

u do know he is originally Norwegian?

[Thenightswhosayni]

2:37 - "Like the Harley!"

[MrSpazcon]

I used to wear an amulet of talks until I took an arrow to the knee

ppppppphhhhhhhhhhttttttt hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha trolololololololololololololol­olololololololololololololo

[Stealthgamer1000]

Oh look, he came from SPARTAAAAA! xD

[tacolove7722]

i love penis

[TheRealWeedMan]

Dude what was in that water? xD

Magic dancing juice!

And who the shit is that guy who hands it to him?

Lmfaooooo,

[numbstateofennui]

@TheRealWeedMan I know right I think it was a drug deal and ketamine was in that water :-P

It's more the fact that this ridiculous serendipitous event was filmed that is awesome.

[rub3nski]

look at his tits bouncing to the beat

[stoneddemonicpirate]

*someone hands him note saying "Please stop dancing"*

*techno viking tears it into many pieces*

"I'll never stop dancing bitches!"

[aeroxpl]

Odin hahaha

[TheRagemanrage]

he looks like the guy off the front of the mercenaries 2 case >.>

[TonyMontana777]

name of the musik?????????????

[ralphhartman4]

what did i just watch?

[derhaseinekstase]

love parade- berlin?

[parasynaxis]

1:42 "I am sworn to carry your burdens"

[InsaneRockStone]

Era cocalar ala in min 0:54

[Lok10din]

0:54 - 1:05 who was that guy?

[drberto]

@Lok10din Bag thief

[smarteam29]

xtc

[ProKillot]

2:14 EPIC FAIL ;)

[gwarriorfromhell]

i still dont know the origin or purpose of this whole video

[TechnicallyNotGuilty]

did anyone else want him to completely destroy the guy that barged the blue haired chick or was it just me?

[sacklunchify]

OH MY GOD I GOT TOP COMMENT!!!!

[viking1144]

Ez kemény

[cashman0712]

GERMANY!!! FUCK THE WORLD!!!!

[ZolDrein]

He's a nord, from Windhelm LOL

[jwiggity]

must be one of the most intense X trips ever

[nieklikajtu]

1:32 That's some magical potions they have in germany...

[Liton777]

he used to be great... then he took that arrow to the knee.

[rub3nski]

he's an ancient viking warrior give him an axe

[gasmask408]

he was never hugged as a child

[hghw22]

give me that botlle xtc

[luckym0nkey]

I think that we found Chuck Noris' son on E!

[sacklunchify]

Not to sound like a skyrim nerd but one of his necklaces lookes like the amulet of talos

[RUL1S88]

@sacklunchify

gtfo you fucking nerd!

[falloutguy36]

@RUL1S88 calm your face doen

[falloutguy36]

@RUL1S88 you hdvhagfbawbfhawefbaejfbehybhfv­ewhfehjfva :P

[RUL1S88]

@falloutguy36

you're such a newfag.

[falloutguy36]

@RUL1S88 and your a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FAG :P :D :)

[RUL1S88]

@falloutguy36

Yes, I've been sitting long enough in 4chan.

[HenchFlorist]

@sacklunchify He kind of reminds me of bald-ish nord xD

[shadowsangel123]

@sacklunchify That's because he IS Talos.... or what I expect him to look like >:3

[sacklunchify]

@shadowsangel123 Ya...Soveguard wasn't that cool in the game though :(

[SirSoliel]

@sacklunchify He even looks like a Nord

[DJOzYBoY]

@sacklunchify hehe i agree and i love skyrim :P

[AtKoQo]

@sacklunchify Mybe he's a Nord ? :D

[MacDonaldSeumas]

@sacklunchify It's thor's hammer.

[robotnik987]

for the majority of the video he looks like he wants to whoop somebodies ass

[KINGPSYCHOMAniC]

(0:49) your welcome

[ToskaForsite]

My Hero.

My God.

[storm76]

The music playing is?

[rjiang130598]

Woah shit this guys got some moves

[bigballsbiggerdick]

austin powers mojo juice.

[andrius0225]

what are,,, this who give bottle water :D:D:D::D

[andrius0225]

nice video-and this fat man do it special ?

[sgtzero1337]

dem titties.

[kicktothebass]

I fucking love his dance

[MrNativeDancer]

@snowninja7842 Lol yeah so funny haha Now we know how stars where formed hehehe

[MrNativeDancer]

At 1:19 Viking say "When a Viking points at moron, its the idiot who studies the finger"

Some wise ancient words!

[mrisor892]

@burningjace glad you liked it mate, someone had to say it!!

[Simoes1285]

Este video é dedicado ao pessoal do 4 pelotao da policia naval dos fuzileiros Portugueses. Voces sabem quem sao! Belas memórias!

[PsychopathWolf]

It would have been funnier with a war axe and a shield :)

[XxManiAK47xX]

i use to be a techno viking ... then i took an arrow in the knee

[oneminuteworkout]

aww the poor Brits! Wonder what they were called when they "acquired" their territory's? We need more Viking Power in this day and "soft male" age more than every....and looks like dance lesson too!

[MultiHaloHead]

thats how the vikings parties in the olden days? damn i wanna b in that time

[masterkeaton1000]

When techno viking starts dancing... you KNOW you're screwed

[mrisor892]

man, what a pumped up egotistical fucknut, the piece of paper said, "you are a total cunt and you dance like a jerky thunderbird doll on mdma. p.t.o. please put away your manboobs, the kids are gettin confused as to why a woman has a beard"

[burningjace]

@mrisor892 lol........for days



[chuflesthecat]

SKYRIM 

[faintinglove]

OLAF, WHAT U DOIN BOI?

[meowhillary]

What a total badass.

[DinamiteBarese]

His name is Dovlaklin...DRAGONBORN !

[BinhoDemais]

@DinamiteBarese This could have been a good comment, but... "Dovlaklin", ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[DinamiteBarese]

@BinhoDemais AH ! FUCKIN' KEYBOARD! 

[kochammojelozko]

@DinamiteBarese 'DOVAHKIIN' BLASPHEMER!!!

[RaenYrtham]

Techno Viking is Dragonborn

[Slemoster]

People offernig this guy water like... Like he is Jesus. Just, here man, have some of my water. Some guy gives him a piece of paper? Can't imagine what it said on it

[tulsasmostwanted]

@Slemoster 'keep dancing, you're being filmed'

[BlastOfPhurie]

1:20

techno viking uses dramatic point...

it is super effective!

[RideThatKona]

This guy gets mad pussy.

[PolaroidSupercolor]

what the fuck ?

[MrWonkoSane]

Love the point..."just walk, punk, don't talk smack as you walk 'cause I CAN run you down!"

[unclewillywow]

fair play to the bloke, most people wouldn't dare dance in a club nowadays let alone on the street bring him over to the uk teach them how to dance !!

[krimdilakrim]

Someones been playing Skyrim as a nord :D

[kengming100]

wow... look at 0:50 - 1:10

viking saves the day?

[BonJorGiToxD]

TECHNO VIKING for president 2012

[paczka2000]

Polski Atak

[dobermann1973]

looking "Viking" until he start to dance ....

[DJOzYBoY]

@dobermann1973 That was one of the Vikings secret battle cues .. when they started to go off like that dancin the rest of the Vikings would sneak up on the enemy .. who were all watchin the Viking dancing and BAM its all over

[namelesssification]

@DJOzYBoY They had Techno back in the day?

[MrNativeDancer]

@DJOzYBoY What the HELL WAS IN THAT WATER?? VIKING JUICE???

[redrover572]

Europeans are weird....

[RagingRoyalRaven]

I FREAKIN` LOVE THIS DUDE...THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!

[JaKuB723]

1:18 The Best Moment ;D

[ice7227]

Skyrim!

[hiks45]

keep pressing 3. he is shooting a lazor from his finger

[DatsVatSheSaid]

None canr rival the power that is the techno viking for he is Odin's greatest champion he even taught thor the power of dance.

[Kakorotover9000]

EAT SHROOMS AND DANCE TO THE WAR DRUMS!!!

[MrYoungYoot]

gay

[djdepaolo]

love the melody.

[AlpineViking91]

Intro too long

[MrCorpseloot]

what was that?

[yoalexis22]

EL RITMO DEL TIO ELEGANTE....

[DJOzYBoY]

@airkuna You seem to know alot about bein a sick idiot :P

[bl8de3]

@airkuna u are an idiot and sick

[hiks45]

@airkuna i bet you are the dude at the start who got humiliated and shamed by the mighty technoViking

[ilikewaffleslolpwned]

@airkuna i believe you meant a genius and amazing

[twg6669]

i just noticed its only dudes dancing, where are all the women!! I'd love to see a techno viking wench kicking ass too!

[jeromedinh]

WTF is he doing?!?!? dude needs to train those legs...what  a bizarre video!

[5990babygraceblue]

I gotta buy him better fitting shorts

[FlyingFighter]

But... what is in this bottle ..? not just water (a)

[TheDutchHobo]

@FlyingFighter LSD probably



[TheBlood190]

Khal Drogo's lesser known brother, Khal Techno.

[JugiIsi]

please who can tell me the name of the last song???pleaseeee

[CristianGMinimal]

OMG 2:24

[captainreptar]

heath ledger? trolol

[1992Calf]

What's the name of the song? Epic..



[midknight968]

i take it techno viking was not amused with the guy pushing the girl

[EnjoiThrowdown]

god look how beautiful a society is when you don't see muslims in genie costumes.

[drorange69a]

......BIG BOOTY BITCHES!

[Grant020393]

This gives me an overwhelming excitement to pre-order skyrim

[mrscrap13]

haha stefan xD

[krazy8957]

whats the name of the tune at @3.17 PLEASE

[psychoparcoure313]

@krazy8957 winstan - save change and exit

[Blackbullet92]

Haha, he's german :D yaaaaay!!!!!!

[Norristhelegend]

He is a BEAST!

[LnextR]

Wat?

[mrShadowpuppet18]

2:28

song?



[MrLolz777]

Only sheeps follow. Fuck you techno viking and especially his followers! You are all cuntfaces and sheeps!lulz

[lizvandort666]

@MrLolz777 The plural of Sheep, is "Sheep" not "Sheeps".

[MrLolz777]

@lizvandort666 Sorry but say that in finnish if you can lulz

[ArteryClogging]

why is he so awesome!! D: I WANT TO BE YOU TECHNO VIKING EHHHNG!!

[quesean2poyos]

what say him att: 1:36 please

[ras464]

dude he looked as if he would scream OBJECTION for a couple of secs 0_0

[DJadamk90]

what town is this?

[karottenjude]

@DJadamk90 Berlin

[mattduncan05]

Think i partyed with this guy last night .... : )

[TippmanFaith]

i don't understand the popularity of this video. i don't know how to explain it. it's just fucking epic for some reason.