for people who don"t know they are making fun of various occurrences with famous football stars. The obvious one is Brett Farve ,former packers QB, sex-ting his obviously steroid-ed penis. The other one is the fact that Micheal Vick, current Philadelphia Eagles QB and former Atlanta Falcons QB, had a dog ring where he fought dogs to the death and brutally killed them. Please thumbs up this so sport ignorees can see and find out the jokes faster.
@HalomasterI93 woah... i think your taking this a bit too seriously. and there's nothing wrong with gays. i respect them but if they hit on me that's when i'll go a bit mad
i thought chris loved dogs
darklordsatonicbane 4 days ago
why does kerry look like he is 14?
Haven50 6 days ago in playlist Season 3
@Haven50 He found the fountain of youth.
PenguinOnDopee 3 days ago
i pulled down my pants and coughed to see what effect it had on my penis....
ericmarshall19 1 week ago
Its funny how you can see the bathroom sign in the videos backround
2austino45 1 week ago
The iPhones got angry at Chris at 1:29
That's why Joel crashed.
Fan0rVb84 1 week ago
NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!!
dontfunkaround 1 week ago
Your gona hang it from a tree and beat the shit out of it hahah 😂 best part
RoosteRx12x 2 weeks ago
"You wanna good party? Your gonna fucking kill your chihuahua."
ThePwnzies 2 weeks ago
Farving?
IceCreamAndBullets 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
It's marshal's first prison aniversery!
TheNorthernNalkyrie 2 weeks ago
it all makes sense now with that video about chris and sports
TheJackattack54 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 3 47
im not use to 2012 yet, i looked at the date and thought this released tomorrow....
SuperSharpShot2247 2 weeks ago
Big gus mad him do it
AwesomeBXPeter 2 weeks ago
i bet that penis had good lighting
revolverrojo 2 weeks ago 4
@revolverrojo lmao
JoeRobot17 2 weeks ago
@revolverrojo LMAO
MBChilladin 2 weeks ago
Queso
MrLuisgara 2 weeks ago
micheal vick joke
KMWCOOL 2 weeks ago
That's why I hate sports
fullmetalboi 2 weeks ago
"Kerry Fluids" :D
CryoKinetic91 3 weeks ago
"you sure this is the first time you're taking steroids?" hahaha
roosterandabaldguy 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 3 68
someone put a kerry in my way
TheDavidj26 1 month ago
I still think the dude saying the jokes is retarded.
SuperGuiguizin 1 month ago
Kevin sent me.
BeerInCar 1 month ago
@BeerInCar and KERRY MADE ME DO IT!
GollumSupernova 1 month ago
I fucking love Chris!
He's one of the funniest mother fuckers in the shorts!
TheSirQueefington 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
coughing actually works
LancerMatt31 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@LancerMatt31 what does it do?
TheMrSkittleism 3 weeks ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
@TheMrSkittleism go to 1:32
LancerMatt31 3 weeks ago
High five?!
quicksilvr59 1 month ago
Lol chris said marshal has a small penis:)
MICHAEL3403 1 month ago
american football is australian footballs bitch. Seriously, look it up.
emmerton7 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@emmerton7 most of the hits they do in australia is illegal in america for logical reasons
PurpleRabitHD 1 month ago
my mom always throughs superbowl parties and i no for a fact that they didnt use enough steroids
watcherofzideozeszz 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
Not his fault, someone put a Kerry in his reasoning.
NotMyBatmanCup 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Pause at 0:55 . Laugh.
rccougsfan 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
LMFAO
Incizions 2 months ago
Kerry made me do it!!! lol
scififan783 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
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SlurpeeProductions1 2 months ago
marshall looks like obi wan from star wars
XxMrDestructionxX 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
What 360p?
prestellad 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
oh...my god what the....Marshall whats wrong with you.
sasuke4612 2 months ago
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OfficerButchFlower 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
I have the same sweatshirt!
MineBrotherhood 2 months ago
news reporter sounds like the guy from smosh
thecrazyemmo 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@thecrazyemmo i was thinking tankmen
RichDawg91 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@thecrazyemmo It's Burnie
dks2398 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
hang ur dog to a tree and BEAT IT WITH A STICK!!!
TheAulin8 2 months ago
Where'd they get my home movie footage at the end??
ct9222 2 months ago
Yay dragonface
Sticcato7 3 months ago
You sure you haven't used steroids before?
Small penis joke...
Baal0191 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Big Kerry made him do it.
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Everytime i get in trouble i'm going to say "Kerry made me do it" HaHa
TheElChupathingy 3 months ago
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for people who don"t know they are making fun of various occurrences with famous football stars. The obvious one is Brett Farve ,former packers QB, sex-ting his obviously steroid-ed penis. The other one is the fact that Micheal Vick, current Philadelphia Eagles QB and former Atlanta Falcons QB, had a dog ring where he fought dogs to the death and brutally killed them. Please thumbs up this so sport ignorees can see and find out the jokes faster.
TheReginoGuillen 3 months ago 117
@TheReginoGuillen Don't forget O.J. Simpson and the white bronco.
PizzaPirateNinja8128 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@TheReginoGuillen cool story bro
MrBrommy101 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@TheReginoGuillen sport ignorees or english people? :L
MrSparklyJoe 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@TheReginoGuillen How do you have a steroided penis?
mcgoo721 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
@TheReginoGuillen and thats why sports stars should all be killed.
brutally.
with rakes.
GlophTheweb 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
@TheReginoGuillen u spelled favre wrong...XD
TheBbviper 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
@brokrishnan Isn't that a scary thought...
ExodusExplicit 3 months ago
haha, they made a small penis joke...
SuperAustinFTW 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
burnie = best news reporter
GameHelpzzz 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Kerry Fluid???
kamberlin22 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
thumbs up if you coughed to see what effect it has on your penis
ericmarshall19 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
high five
falcons902 3 months ago
@spartan4821 no not at all
ElectricBLueBRY 3 months ago
@spartan4821
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thumbs up if you think matt and marshal look the same
spartan4821 4 months ago in playlist Season 3 45
At 3:08, for the steroid cocaine queso mix, it said Recipe available on our website
dks2398 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
2:29, Shirt Of the Powerball From that One Short!
queenbmd1994 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
better than collage humour
z0mbie0ps 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Lol Farving, Get it? Jenn Sterger xD
SkyRocketGamers 4 months ago
I never asked for this...
SUBNOVAJH 4 months ago
Dragonface made him do it
RandomGroundies 4 months ago in playlist Season 3 20
this wasn't funny at all.
Eddyfarthing 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
One part of me thinks that Chris was just messing with him....another part of me KNOWS he was serious.
SumthinMaybe 5 months ago
217 people hates bowling.
97haism 5 months ago in playlist Season 3
I also know nothing about football...so this would have worked on me... -.-
SenseiSprinkles 5 months ago in playlist Season 3
That's funny
Assjuan123 5 months ago
Farving, that is a fantastically humorous reference, to Brett Farv's sexting incident, in case you were unaware.
999ReaperIII 6 months ago
hahahahahaha the dog part!!!! thats to funny, oh vick i feel bad for you
MrJustcallmeblake 6 months ago
You sure this is the first time you've taken steroids? What do you mean? ......... Nothing
AAR225 6 months ago
why is chris so weird lol
Duk3N0k3m2 6 months ago
Chihuahua pinata.... SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
TheBeanieProductions 6 months ago
OMG i laughed my ass off at the farving part!!!!!
TheVidSquids 6 months ago
@TheVidSquids good job, do you feel special
MrJustcallmeblake 6 months ago
Lol I got why he made him take pictures of his dick...
SiLeNtBl4Z3 6 months ago
thumbs up if you coughed to see what effect it has on your penis
ericmarshall19 6 months ago 3
I hate chewawas.
zemchy 6 months ago
"Kerry fluids" lol
Olympusdevil 6 months ago
was i the only one that noticed that he asked "is this the first time you took staroids" cuz it makes your penis small XD
danthemanw00t 6 months ago
@danthemanw00t no
jago1996 6 months ago
Don't even joke about dogs
videogamezombie100 6 months ago
@2:08 No, Mike Vick is the only ball player that likes beating up animals.
DrAwesome6710 6 months ago
what does michael look like? does anyone know if there is a video that shows michaels face?
TheFailClowns 6 months ago
@TheFailClowns Most of the recent AHWU's, Michael is in.
LackSadDo 5 months ago
@LackSadDo unfortunately your right :(
lancirmisolen 5 months ago
Do you wanna have a good party?! Your gonna fucking kill your chihuahua!
TheGlitcharoo 6 months ago
I guess they like Queso.
ToaKai3456 6 months ago
What Happend to RoosterTeeth you know Bernie,Gus,Geoff,Joel,and the others?
TheNourishedCOSMIC 7 months ago
whats up with chris and peanut butter?
UnderxGroundxfilms 7 months ago
thats uhm thats michael vick's type of party
2109sean 7 months ago
uhmm anyone else notice marshall only had boxers on at 2:31
gpain1994 7 months ago
okay Marshall i cute. did not expact that.
Darkdreamer3331 7 months ago
Big Gus made me do it!!
chocoletFIRE 7 months ago
It was Tuckers fault.
Cal6009 7 months ago in playlist RT Shorts Season 2
Lol they mentioned things that Brett favre, micheal Vick, oj simpson and half the players the NFL did
Xxfede54xX 7 months ago
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kooli0 7 months ago
inject me steroids, take a picture of my d***, but you will NOT KILL MY DOG.
MultiLightining 7 months ago
i do all this every super bowl
xman90210 7 months ago
thats a big needle
RvBBOY842 7 months ago
Chris is a great addition to the RT family XD
AbsolFox 7 months ago
QUESO
TheBooBoobanana 7 months ago
Holy Shit!!! That's My town!!!
ProfessorPenquin 7 months ago
queso...
tacospartan 7 months ago
how many employies are in Rooster Teeth and in Machinima. and what is the age limits.
123narutobmjc321 7 months ago 52
@123narutobmjc321 Well for one you need to know how to spell employees, and I think you mean to ask what are the age limits.
DTRxThePriceOfDeth 4 months ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
@DTRxThePriceOfDeth your probably the only one who cares
PumblechuckTV 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
@PumblechuckTV Really? Doesn't seem like it.
DTRxThePriceOfDeth 4 months ago
@DTRxThePriceOfDeth Meaning he is too young.
c0llosus 4 months ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
@c0llosus Exactly
DTRxThePriceOfDeth 4 months ago
@123narutobmjc321 Well you probably need to be old enough to spell the word employees
HamsterLiciously 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@HamsterLiciously lol sorry im 14. i was REALLY tired when i wrote that.
123narutobmjc321 2 months ago
"you sure this is the first time taking steroids" - LOL!
guybrush93 7 months ago
@jellybean3264 those are Chris Marshall and Kerry Michael doesn't do shorts
MrMunchello 7 months ago
high five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LatinObama 7 months ago
Does Chris voice Donut? At 2:03, that is EXACTLY how i picture donut
Grifball25 7 months ago
@Grifball25 lol no, a man named Dan Godwin does
DirectorTurnerable 7 months ago
Don't forget getting accused of rape. Can't have a good superbowl party without that
Pop2922 7 months ago 2
"Its like peanut butter and-" "Jelly, right." "-I was gonna say bread, but... that works too!"
EZIUMsProductions 7 months ago
That shit at the end reminded me of "Big Gus made me do it."
metao999 7 months ago
Didn't those two guys have English accents before?? They must've been Americanised D:
thevengance 8 months ago
@thevengance
Nono you must have them confused with Gavin and Ben.
TheStigHCE09 7 months ago
witch one is micheal?
jellybean3264 8 months ago
u guys cant blame 211 people that disliked this video they were obviously made because of the steriods they got from chris
CozmicJester45 8 months ago
if any one have Black ops hosting lobbies just message DeadLYestCaJuN and BoltingAmir2000
BDDxGTZK 8 months ago
If u want a good super bowl party u got to kill ur dog
Ninjacat160 8 months ago
what are chris, marshall and garrys job at rooster teeth
kingzak13 8 months ago
@kingzak13 RT shorts.. as you can see.
NickBrandan221 8 months ago
@brianthao102 it doesn't, it enlarges it and shrinks ur balls
ydneah13 8 months ago
he forgot to mention about that steroids shrinks your penis....
brianthao102 8 months ago
lol michael vick joke and oj simpson joke ha
gamershrader 8 months ago
Press 7 for high five
kieiscool 8 months ago
Big Gus made Kerry Make him do it
Nerd322 8 months ago 157
KERRY MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!
4megatiger 8 months ago
omg!
FlyingSpartan 8 months ago
Kerry is a fuking retard and needs to burn in hell with gays
HalomasterI93 8 months ago
@HalomasterI93 woah... i think your taking this a bit too seriously. and there's nothing wrong with gays. i respect them but if they hit on me that's when i'll go a bit mad
catfoodtitans 8 months ago
@catfoodtitans i agree, i mean its not like they actually killed all those dogs or did anything that Marshall did at his Superbowl party
JDDragon2009 8 months ago
he just pulls out the needle from nowhere
Blackmailisnotasin 8 months ago
its called farving
LOL
iCaMEinUrSOUp2 8 months ago
Chris = Joel
Marshall = Matt
AjourChannel 8 months ago
!!!!!!! Does Marshall have camel toe?!
Sorrow707 8 months ago
And judging from the fact that Burnie is covering the news....Yea, he's not getting a raise xD
TigerClaws12894 8 months ago
Kerry made me do it!!
CrungyMayo 8 months ago
Is it just me or do those who know nothing about the subject seem to have the most opinions on the matter?
Hidiho2u 9 months ago
This new Chris guy is good eye candy for me, even better than Joel. ;)
1stwierdo 9 months ago
@1stwierdo JOEL WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST AAAALLLLWAAAAYYYSSSSSssss!!!!
Loves2scooge 8 months ago
Tucker made me do it!
ZeroDegreeAngle 9 months ago
kerry made me do it!
acakajv 9 months ago
Hi Five!♥~
MegKoolXx 9 months ago
man i never thougt i would see that van chase again
trannforsmers 9 months ago
"Kerry fluids"
GustavKunoe 9 months ago
XD "infamous superbowl party"
Oozywolf 9 months ago
The Thing That I Want to Know Is,What the Hell Did He Inject In Marshall?If We Don't know he could have some Horse Semen In Him
OmaBuddha 9 months ago
i just come here to hear them say Queso!
kavieres 9 months ago
he should of said "big gus made me do it"
chryogenproductions 9 months ago 2
hi five
tipsandtactics1 9 months ago
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esdorin 9 months ago
Chris knows how to throw a real party lol
guitarb3ast7x 10 months ago
Rooster teeth is a very cool company
alvachuz1997 10 months ago
@alvachuz1997 Duh!
MegKoolXx 9 months ago