She Smelled His WHAT?!?

[polo9024]

i moved to tampa from canada and i was perfectly fine with the cold :P

[r6vgowchamp]

this is by far my favorite episode.

[WhitKatJJ]

I like the way you ramble about absolutely fucking nothing XD

[TheYelloweliminator]

SHOUTOUT TO MY BROS IN TAMPA!! WOOOOOOO



[luckystar123451]

in the middle of december, today in florida it was 91 degrees

[luckystar123451]

@luckystar123451 ps i live in tampa

[Flashfire97]

Dammit, he was a lot funnier three years ago

[26jan75michael]

Okay phill, She smelled what. Believe it or not man, this does happen more often than not. True story, I immigrated to Australia to be with my new wife Susan Rosengaard. Now, like every woman seems to do, she was often suspecious of "her man" cheating on her. So she conducted what she called "Random Ball checks". A play of terms in the erea of terrorism. Anyway, on any given day if I came home from work and me sacks were perky, a verdict of guilty was passed. 2 yrs and then divorced.

[50dueceify]

@26jan75michael

lmao

[zoroarkissueregion]

i rember when it snowed vegas had a snowday epic

[airslayer123]

I rofled I live in Florida he was totally right

[jakiewriteslikewhoa]

I move from Michigan to South Carolina and got yelled at for wearing flip flops in November... it was like 70 degrees.

[BRICEBEAKLEY]

I used to live in florida and now i live in washington state. It sucks

[1494017271]

part of this was a daniel tosh joke word for word

[MultiRageKage]

i live in florida. i will never know cold..... i am sad....

[TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ]

EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR STUPID BABY FACE IN A VID PIC LOOKS LIKE YOUR BEGGING FOR A MANS CUM LOAD ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR MOUTH. CAUSE YOUR A PUSSY FAGGOT WHO DRINKS MENS CUM AND EDITS HIS VIDS TO TRY AND SOUND SOPHISTICATED. I KNOW THIS GUYS FRIENDS EVERY ON E AND HES GAY AND DOES SWALLLOW. SWEAR TO GOD. IF YOU WANT A VIDEO ILL SEND YOU IT, HIS LAME FAG SUCKING DOWN THE MENS LOAD

[darkluigi901]

@TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ

hey just so you don't waste your characters just press the dislike button. cuz no one is gonna give a damn about what you said

[smkncrs919]

@TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ hey hey hey guess what????? no one fucking cares, you're just jealous, and sureeeeee you have a vid, ur the gay fag here. so bye.

[castiel321]

3:50-4:02 "Can i smell yo dick" :D!

[LittleLadySmurf]

Where I live (Dawson City, Yukon) the temperature in the winter tends to drop below -50C with windchill. Without schools closing.

[BMcCampbell]

Hey phil i was in a private jet plane crash a few years ago it went off the runway in the middle of nowere in fucking west texas at my friends ranch yeah it was pretty fucked up. But some time before we unload the guns my friends dad picks her up and throws her on the couch on the plane and runs out the airlock we forgot the shotguns wtf and we all get out safely but the plane toatled and a few Birds and trees were killed): but all in all it was pretty crazy exept the fact my friend was

[miamornacho1224]

I would not mind being Phill'ed in .... your beautiful PHillip

[froggyking15]

"remember when you tried to smell my penis and i fuckin' clocked you...oh good times"

[froggyking15]

"remember that time where i tried to smell your penis, and you fuckin' clocked me?"

[JNasty563]

And that's how I learned what racism was.. LOL.

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

does every guy in vegas wander around looking like that zak dude from g.a. lol what is up with that

[mloupe2]

This isn't funny at all?

[MurderousLlama]

Oh yeah, well I live in Ohio and it's snowing RIGHT NOW.

[MultiTuor]

Its febuary AND ITS FREEZONG HAIRY BALLS IN FREAKIN IOWA!!! its like 10 degrees, a week ago it was 60, and two it was -9. Iowa sux

[sweetblackstarx]

twitter of course : D

[ThatOneGirlDani]

I still ate it and mayonnaise was on my face

[Sivor]

My Dad tells me not to give things to Mexicans too. He saw one selling his sister in Mexico City (srs).

[neetfif]

yawwwwwwn.

[nomadthegreat]

wow he made the guy pouching his wife funny

[Gblast3]

"Y'know what makes me sad about life? Fuckin' breathing."

[BKAllmighty]

woo hoo! 500,000th viewer! What do i win?

[chillinwitDefranco94]

phill i watched this vid twice hillarious!



[chillinwitDefranco94]

phill i watched this vid twice hillarious!

[danishgrl3]

"i'm tetering on normal about to fall into ugly" XD

[Rupert4Life]

Omg Phil, you are so hot. Don't even worry about it :)

[Moldyish]

phil i enjoy ur show, i said this before on other vids. but i felt to say this again :)

[CrysVe]

he has 36 THOUSAND votes for sexiest geek of 08.... wow

id like to add that Marina Orlova had 35K and the site says she added "Wired Sexiest Geek of 08" to her resume... but I think only Phil is allowed that XD

also... he beat Stephen Colbert

[CrysVe]

he has 36 THOUSAND votes for sexiest geek of 08.... wow

id like to add that Marina Orlova had 35K and the site says she added "Wired Sexiest Geek of 08" to her resume... but I think only Phil is allowed that XD

[KimberleyASamuels]

Dude your accent is sooo cool

[RyanDavidG]

YOU ARE SO HOT! stop saying you're ugly!

[kcolumbusgirl]

There is a tricky way to accomplish the smelling LMAO - it's called a BJ.

[BeastlyHope]

I miss this ending D:

[married1959]

Does this guy take a breath?

[MUJAHID56787]

@married1959 its called editing lol

he film s it then edit the pauses

[Raiku49]

it's questions like this that make me realize what a terrible person i am... If i was in a plane crash and was still in one piece I'd run out the closest exit, probably try call someone for a rescue, and if the plane didn't explode I'd go back inside and maybe loot some sh*t before a rescue team arrived. Then when they did arrive I would help the prettiest girl on the plane if she was hurt, carry her out so she'd think I'm a good person. and probably bang her later on...

I'm terrible, I know...

[furfeyl]

ha i classic Phil, too bad i havent been following you since back then

[usershdw4366]

Well maybe the reason you were in a plane crash was because you were on the web twittering.

[AnimeGirl581]

my teacher iin algebra used to know the kid who started twitter... yea... he used to be that kdi who always had his nose in a book, now he's worth like 5 mil..

[infinus5]

i live in Smithers BC Canada

and in mid winter it stays around - 25 to - 30

we thought we were cold

then snowboarder1019 said it gets to -50

where he lives

now thats cold.

PS were do you live

snowboarder1019 for it to be that cold ?

[jazzelineknox]

I miss phils videos that weren't just him trying to be funny by being discustingly sexist and racist. I know most of the tome he's kidding, but it's getting old.

[barquoia]

-35 will most likely be the high this December :) THat's how it usually is.

[snowboarder1019]

well in december where i live it can get down to -50 celcius (u can figure that out in fareinheight) but it usually stays around -30

[iateyursandwiches]

well atleast we kno ther was a slight channce that she was jamming to the song "lemme smell yo dick"... lol

[pooink]

yeah!!!! big cocks.

[sqwank2]

yo bitch I told you not to smell my wood. BLAP! lol

[thehelpfullhint]

i live at the 2nd southern most point in u.s.a...its NEVER cold here...it snows every 100 years and that wuz in 2003...

[69komkommer69]

are you serious , you invented the song , smell yo dick , omg phil genious sew them people

[AJOraaAJ]

phily D not looking so well today?....

[ModernCousins]

LasVegas:usually 105*F

[chicloud]

iIalso think ure sexy.. perfect vampire teeth.. sooooo hot!!

[PNTRsux]

I love this video hahaha. 

[IPurgeNonBelievers]

My voice cracked when i was 10... xD

[FunnySun10]

if i was in a plane crash...i would see if the plane crashed on an island near Australia/New Zealand...and then i find the smoke monster! hooray for Lost...

[jazkat8666]

u r like the sexiest geek evar lol its between you and RWJ....nuff said

[CaseyLorraine12]

an emergency is no time for dot dot dots

[whitetigar22]

QOTD: In Minnesota it got down to only about -20 degrees this year. not too bad.

[DaBlackScourge]

Dude don't you have a girlfriend why are you spankin yo monkey

[codyburgett]

Ithnk you are hot!!

[iFreshPrincetv]

its 50 Degreess BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !

[TheDeiron]

People i live in Norway, it's like 2 degrees celsius in the summer :D

[duckgurl44]

if you need any company please just give me a buzz. masterbating alone sucks.

I am from va and moved to fl and laugh at the stupid fucking people who freeze down here.

you are a looker......

[armin3442]

i can live in shorts and a t in -10 degrees f

[voldo3001]

phil, you sexy, wether you want to see it or not.

also i was having philadelphia on toast when watching this video

0_o

[lankanboy202]

Phil. Just listen to Smell yo Dick. Amazing song

[PlayThGame]

Wow, your on top of that list now O.o

[Higurashi00000]

Congrats PhD on 3rd in the wired.com vote.

3. Philip DeFranco (8,199 up / 5,424 down)

[CarolynLeeOfficial]

lol I love the PDS! and you are sexy, so dont worry ;)

[whatyoudotome22]

YAY! this is my birthday :D

PHIL...YOU'RE AMAZING :D

[UNO6802]

lol

4:40

good times

[ConHolio33]

sxe phill is sexy

[HHBones]

Hey, you like Razer stuff too!

[ENUTTY100]

wow thanks for this one phil

[helmsplitter0233]

water town new york or new york city

[komatoran]

I lol'd so hard watching this.

[jacobsk8er1]

Oh no I left my cheetos on the plane

[i4sale4]

phil, you forgot Brick Titty Cold

[777Giso777]

cheeeeeeeeetos

[AmateurIrishVideos]

2nd QOTD: Northern Irish coast = typical irish rain + Atlantic sea air = one cold lil' boy <=(

[heffy11111]

dude wtf you talk fast lol funny video's +5 and subscribe

[zone197]

razer is irish

i live in ireland and i speak irish ^^

[piip91]

Dude u r gorgeous:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xxxxlu­vuxxxxxxxxxpeacexxxxx

[mrevolutions23]

some women just get really attached 2 their BF that if something like that happened they wouldnt want him to be thrown in jail...

besides im sure she only said that so she could kill him herself! cause bitches be crazy!

but that is fuckd up...

[jayparrish1]

Lost is coming back on... *sigh* I was more confused watching that show then an Eskimo in the Sahara... being chased by a pink duck... wearing sneakers.... yeah lost is fucking confusing, Guess that's why they called it lost... It perfectly describes how you feel when you watch it...

[jayparrish1]

@BluntBalder77 She's a transvestite dipshit...

[TheIanNukem]

i sleep naked with my window open in december. AZ ftw?

[sweetna22]

i dont know why you dont think you're sexy. u really are. like seriously

[thewhulk]

Wow you went to a different state in the same country amazing! (yes and im aware that America is huge.) also im aware my comment was pointless

[Skrwbrrys]

im from the bronx nd i moved to virginia beach....im jus like you were...ppl out here r wearin gloves, hats nd huge coats....im wearin gloves (cause my hands get cold quickly) nd a hoodie and everyone looks at me like im crazy

[xxxGlass0heartxxx]

Yes Phil. You are the sexiest geek I have EVER seen.

[TheYasminThing]

a horse? it could be a zebra..

[Crazy4Nigahiga]

@TheYasminThing It could be a zebra even though it looks like a horse? =)

[18Animefan]

I would choose C!!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!

[alaskanhuskeee92]

16 degrese

[Skyfieldlanding]

I'm in Dallas and it snowed a record 13 inches. That hasn't happened for 111 years.

[TrippySketches]

i live in motreal and its only snowed like 8 times it usualy snows like 20-30 times by now its getttin hotter here

[TrippySketches]

wow i am eating a sandwith while i was reading pink guitaredude lol omg

[punkguitardude16]

WOW.......i was just eating a sandwitch when he said stop eating your sandwitch and i flat out stopped O_O.....LOL

[Pahnarama]

I'm eating two! XD

[punkguitardude16]

i was like omg he is in my head lol

[darkfox2401]

@punkguitardude16 haha XD ur dumb hehe

[punkguitardude16]

@darkfox2401 thanks...well you know i try.

[QuantumTap]

@punkguitardude16

i had steak between bread, is that a proper sandwhich, oh and i didnt stop

[nakkimaisteri69]

@punkguitardude16

Same thing man. Same thing... O_O

[TheStonedSlackerNZ]

balding fag

[hollylollipop93]

I live in Canada so during winter when I went down to Florida I experienced something very similar.

I thought it was the most amazing weather in the world and they all thought it was freezing :P

[18Animefan]

i would choose C.

[exxxys]

It was -23 C in Ontario on Friday night.

[chipmunkboy6]

i love 50 degree wether but im from florida

[brady8196]

It snowed in Florida in Dec of 2009. (First time in 30 years or something)

[charlesburch]

The weather is definitely changing...I live in Texas on the Gulf Coast right next to Louisiana and it usually only snows once a decade, at best. In 2009 it snowed twice, once in Jan. then again in Dec...and then there's the hurricanes. We've never had to evacuate for even the worst of em until Rita, since then it's been every other one. mandatory evac. I did stay through Ike though that was fun.

[KaitlynFoot]

I've lived in the same place my whole life, and winter usually involves around -20 degrees celcius at the worst with like 3 ft of snow. Thanks to global warming, its now 4 degrees and theres NO SNOW.

[colekrieger69]

I was born in Alberta, Canada and then i moved to Thailand and I constantly sweat when everybody bitches about how cold it is in the air conditioning and turns it off so we can boil in the humidity and the blistering heat

[Banananarama]

A week ago it was -26 degrees. Celcius though.

[irkykins]

It might be a donkey but that would depend... :P

[track5star10]

LOST LOST LOST!

[Ewilson95]

phil what are you talkking about!! you aree soo good looking :)

[ultra1super1pancakes]

it SNOWED IN FLORIDA TODAY

28 degreese

[kilibot]

HOLY SHIT THATS SCARY

seriously though as soon as it snows in hawaii i'm really gonna panic

then all the stupid fucking people that say global warming is a lie can suck it

[ultra1super1pancakes]

lol

[xjsk88]

fuck you whore

[Emilliopopskath]

is it just me... or...phil isn't that ugly?

[bloodyink]

Lost!...ieiiii

[LOVEnViolenceXXX]

I just moved from California... To Minnesota FML

[BriRen666]

sometimes at the end of the video i feel dirty...being phil'ed in by sxephil..

[pnokk]

a little late to comment about the weather now, but where I live there is about 20 minus defrees celsius outside.

[JonnyBoy245]

im in ND, and its been below 0 for a week now

[myrc60]

i went from chicago to SC

[atariatarifreak]

o my god...My entire life is Phil time

[sppsmvp1]

in florida in 59 degree weather we still wore tank tops and shorts

[ParisKlaus]

LOST is my favorite show and to me is more exciting than christmas

[livelaughlove094]

you posted this on Dec. 22 and ur excited for LOST

What was that major holiday in december again...?

[ariadodge]

i live in vegas, & we had a snow day. it was amazing... yet pointless.

the snow had melted before noon. booo.

[scottay3369]

haha did you actually give your jacket to him

[MrFunnymanrokz]

this is the first show i ever watched like a year ago

[AudreyAudio]

you are far from oogleh. way cute. :)

[ihatelovemileycyrus]

ur not ugleh, ur hot and funny :3

[gcizdebest]

he reminds me of my ex b/f i saw a video and im was like omg !!!! he looks like the guy i like !!!

[sejasci]

Excellent video, very entertaining!

[cheese89145]

I would choose B

[byebyepunk2009]

i would run 2 the exit

[BriannaReneeHoward]

Oh man good times lol

[MissJulie17]

I'm so glad I subbed to you like a year ago.

still good

[emanuelcako]

Got Life?

[heyitscrystal]

I went down to Arizona in December, I'm from Iowa, so while i was running around outside in shorts...quite pasty white..they were all freezing their asses off haha

[toneegreg]

HAHAH i live in canada and we went down to California and it was sooo funny everyoen was in sweaeter/coats and we were bodysurfing ppl were like wtf!

[gonz4diegoa2]

wait what did you do to the sammich? *putting down the sammich and staring at it

[metalrocker1414]

do you know how i found out what racisim is? i put a pipe cleaner in my mouth and he yelled DONT PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH so i replyed "why" so he said BECUASE THERE FILTHY

[SmoyerYO]

OMG you actually said SANDWICH

[demisewolf111]

Sandwiches are different to sammiches. Work out your facts before assuming that something good is both worse and bad than itself.

[claudiopereiraaguiar]

lol smell his penis ¬¬ Moksovisk

[JellonaOO7]

This vids are just so great :D

[jomans7s]

i moved from california to iowa so i know how it goes in the winter

[Tattas999]

I get what you mean, 'cause I'm from Finland and here we are used to about a good -10 degrees Fahrenheit in January. So when I moved to Virginia for 4 years everybody else was pathetic in January. Though in July I couldn't step foot outside because it was too hot for me.

[OndskapensHersker]

5* for the Penis story:P lol

[JL6293]

It snowed in Louisiana in December 2008. First time in a couple decades. That's cold.

[kpj101494]

wait, are you claiming that barack obama doesnt have a penis?

[thatdude034]

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[poofyllamavideos]

it was -30 one year!

[SuperShelbz1]

im in ireland its 8-9 degrees! coooold!!

[justinwatkins2002]

i live in antartica for the summer months then i fly back to the northpole for the winter where its warm