The best pilot speech

[Mperce]

Only in America. I love my country.

[rsattahip]

You would not want a 6" barrel in a closed in space like an airplane cockpit.

[biasa199]

Holy shit....

[awesomeburodude]

yep i knoe now im on an american plane......

[samueldavs]

.....And we also have never been trained to use a gun

[venustus100]

Great captain!!!Does he carry that python in his pants?

[Turner9090]

If I was a commercial pilot you better believe I'd carry I got enough problems that could happen to the plane then to worry about a terrorist or Somone who wants to prove a point to the world

[CirrusPilotsr20]

KNOTS NOT MPH

[cruz1aviator]

@CirrusPilotsr20 they always translate knots to a more relatable mph when talking to passengers... sir...

[Ulti737fs]

@CirrusPilotsr20 passengers dont know what a Knot it

[atv360k]

haha, too bad pilots cant say that. keep all the terrorists from even thinking anything crazy!

[babydaddy60613]

So fake and not even funny. Although pilots are permitted to be armed flight attendants are not allowed to have guns.

[LaburnumDorado]

Air Arizona?

[ahpc82]

not too slow at all, can be quite true for airspeed at that altitude.

[nicodavid26]

Thats not too slow

[zebrazoo1]

LOVE THIS!! ha ha



[mudtrack1]

Just remember if your pilot is a serial killer he doesnt need his pistol to kill ...He is on the controls....

[83bismuth]

most likely a joke of a military flight

[ddarkpolice]

I wish I would fly with this pilots! :)

[amoye25566]

alwsome

[aman13thunder]

ya just try 2 relax when u know ur pilot is heavily armed and might be a serial killer

[trf117]

hahahaha....

[trf117]

As if we diddent know already...

[notcougarbait]

"Now, Pussy, you know a lot more about planes than guns. That's a Smith and Wesson 45, and if you fire at me at this close range, the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blowtorch through butter. The cabin will depressurize, and we'll both be sucked into outer space together. If that's how you want to enter the United States, you're welcome. As for me, I prefer the easy way." -Bond [James Bond]

[nenblom]

Is THAT supposed to make me feel SAFE?!

[billiepipersteeth]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. Alah Admiral Akbar.

[kimber841]

@upiluften Aloha 243's fuselage was found to be in poor condition which possibly contributed to the rupture. That also was a isolated incident on a old design. So how does that compare with a small bullet hole through the side again?

[Quartz482]

@Quartz482 that cocky cowboy pilot and his shortsighted awareness frightens me. i stand by my comments.

[Quartz482]

@ezkl2230 a 747 has fuel tanks also on the fus elage which could leak and explode. windows could also blow out causing rapid decompression.  mythbusters is a family show and they like to talk about feel good topics. rule 1 in science....there are no absolutes.

[kimber841]

with our scary guns because your military is pathetic and incapable of protecting its own country.

[kimber841]

@quartz842. If we took everything you know about firearm ballistics and shoved them up a gnats ass it would rattle around like a BB in a battle ship. You are obviously completely ignorant when it comes to ballistics and aircraft fuselage. A handgun round punching through the skin will not cause a commercial jet to loose altitude.

Stick to what you know, which, apparently, isn't much.

Call us "Yankees" all you want, just remember it will be the Yankees that will come save your ass with our s

[upiluften]

@kimber841 Huh? Have you ever heard of explosive decompression? Aloha 243..

[Quartz482]

"...this is your captain speaking again, did I mention that these weapons could create a massivve hole in the fuselage?...ahhh....affirmativ­e, if I should fire this weapon upon you the bullet may pierce through you and exit through the outer skin of our up til then fine craft causing us to plunge 2,000 metres per minute. Yaa´lllll have a good day now, ya hear!" - GLAD I DONT FLY YANKEE AIRLINES. KLM, AIR CANADA, WESTJET, ALL RULE.

[nenblom]

@Quartz482 You will plunge right INTO the Grand Canyon!! Ha!

[upiluften]

@Quartz482 I'm sorry, what the hell? You're mixing up corporations with Nations.

American airlines aren't the best, and neither are KLM, Air Canada, or WestJet (a low-cost-carrier, if there ever was one). Don't know what you're raging about.

[ezkl2230]

@Quartz482 This myth has been busted more times than I can count. Bullet holes will not rapidly depressurize an aircraft. Most jets pump air in at 10 psi with a 5 psi relief valve and have four emergency blowout panels with about a five inch hole and a three inch slit in them that allow excess air pressure to escape. Windows are double-pane lexan. The rapid depressurization to which you refer requires an explosion. You need someone other than Hollywood to teach you what's real.

[diablovt108vt109]

Ur all morons, this is real, it was on the news, and they weren't joking, they kidnapped and shot a stewerdass ;) "No terrorist will fuk with us after hearing this"

[kbs1212]

Hearing that they're flying through Vegas I can believe this is real and they really were joking around with gun talk. Lol.

[bornstandin]

LOVE IT!

[noshowdidomenico]

OMG!!!  Hilarious

not even

[erikcartmenez]

Hahaha, I thought it was pretty funny!! I am trying to figure out why people think its fake? Really? If you think this is real then you're an idiot.

[21voyageur]

Too much Yankee BS. So typical of the Yee Haww crowd. Ever wonder why Americans are disdained abroad? Hete is why.

[DietrichKaiserfs]

I'd much rather the terrorists learn about the firearms as they storm the cockpit...and then they can just jetison the bad guys afterwards. :)

[xchvcwryb]

So you've got all the right stuff to shoot yourself in your feet?

That would surely make the passengers happy.

[BaconTV123]

okok...is it just me and the planes moving WAY to slow or the pixels keep changing?

[HyperSpify]

Now what happens if there's an accidental discharge?

[VeryImagesozo]

And the terrorist ask..."Where was that emergency exit again?"

[SchweizerAviation]

its not a fake fag boy i think you dindt know the different between airspeed and grounspeed

[MrFly757]

@SchweizerAviation correct

[420bmxer]

they crashed.... there stuck in limbo XD

[davlber221]

Hahahahaha!! LMAO!! I'd feel safe after that! GO PILOTS!!!

[TotalDesignZ]

Still cool  :)

[andywithchicken]

omfg so funny! I'd love to hear this on my flight. Would they be allowed to say it onboard?

[NickLovesPopcorn]

"we also forgot to mention our flight attendants are trained in martial arts, and rows e-j are proud members of the navy seals"

[MrHelmyabdullah]

@NickLovesPopcorn HaHaHa !

[theszamuel94]

i love this pilot xd

[TRuEGaMingPS3]

And if any yall towel head mother fuckers try getting up in my shit your gonna be eating led while i land this bitch with my feet

[henrytweasel]

MOS DEF!!!

[cravingstarbucks]

@JetJock737 His airspeed is 400 miles per hour. On average I fly at just over 500 miles per hour or about 445 knots during cruise. His groundspeed would most likely be lower actually because of the headwind with the jet stream as he is most likely headed to Los Angeles if the grand canyon is on the left and the hoover dam is on the right.

[9b8]

This should be FOR REAL, as far as I'm concerned! If you are ex-military and you know how to shoot and are a pilot, damn skippy, pack your finest piece. I'm a betting man that about 90% of the passengers would be grateful and even more secure. For the other nagging wussy 10 percenters, fuck 'em. Take the bus or a boat.

[03es2pido]

hahaha.... cool way to say "dont hijack this plane"...nice capt...

[mw3assassinator]

I am not sure I would enjoy the flight unless I have a weapon

[MegaUs123456789]

lmao we all know its fake but its funny Duhh!!!

[jdawgscomedychannel]

i like the part when he talks about the kimber

[cravingstarbucks]

@gt5004 As a pilot, we do not tell our passengers true airspeed, we tell them indicated. Again too slow.

[madchenbear11]

totally real. if you look out the window of an airplane it doesnt look like you are going fast AT ALL. and ive been on a 147 times and im 12. the normal speed of a plane carrying a plane load of people goes from 350 to 450. so you guys saying its going to slow need to get your facts straight. and terrorists wouldnt do shit to these guys. lolz :)

[JoeGoesx]

Feels good to fly loaded... lol

[9b8]

@JoeGoesx Damn right. Attendant: Get me another beer, my dear. *smack*

[ConnorBoyle05]

Hole in body armor from 27 feet? Impressive. I wonder what they can do to the hull of an airplane?

[mlolacal]

hahahaha LOL

[13yearsrox]

terrorists should know not to fuck with THIS flight crew.

[calvinblinkee]

Real.

[cravingstarbucks]

Fake...flying too slow

[gt5004life]

@cravingstarbucks For true airspeed 350kts is not too slow?

[JetJock737]

@cravingstarbucks Yes, it's fake, but you're wrong about "flying too slow." His AIRSPEED is 400 miles per hour; his GROUNDSPEED would most likely be higher, and his TRUE AIRSPEED would be higher, but what he said is actually reasonable.

[Gracefulandings]

@cravingstarbucks No it's not.. that's actually a little fast for a 737

(Implying it's a 737)

[narucraze]

@cravingstarbucks you do realize that the average approach speed for a boeing 747 is around 200 MPH right? and the aircraft can go about 25% slower than that before stalling.

[upiluften]

@cravingstarbucks More like not flying at all. Jeez, really? Obviously it's fake.. it's funny.

[declaration963]

wow, the pilot heard like a hijacker

[197Decibels]

Fake.



[me2237247]

what airline is this?

[killofthedayshow]

I like that pilot. :3

[FatRakoon]

Oh yes... just... yes

[lorendorky]

This reminds me of how History Channel basically tells terrorists all of our military secrets so they can exploit them :P

[halodude1321]

i will feel 100000000000000000000000000000­000% safer if my pilot said that becuase they will be protecting us :3

[doobyboy21]

Is this for real ???

[angeleskidragan]

yaa man yaa man !!  ;) that's how you do it

[jrfreak100]

Lol

[calpolyBAM]

pilot wont take shit

[deputy1040]

hahaha that was funny!!!

[GoPensGo377]

Is this redneck airlines or something?

[cataha]

fake but funny

[obamasucksdick99]

too bad people dont realize that regular people open carrying firearms are also good for society, not just pilots

[MrDvapilot]

lmfao that was funny, terrorist try to mess with that flight crew

[Stickymajorwow]

is it just me or does he sound like quagmire?

[alecamal]

@Stickymajorwow giggity

[tackN2Wind]

EAT THAT, muslumbags!

[telemarker93]

@tackN2Wind First off, it's Muslim, not muslim

Second, there have been religious terrorists from almost every religion. So labeling Muslims alone is both erroneous and silly.

Lastly, Muslims are not inherently violent people, very few people from any religion are.

[bosslydaemon2240]

@telemarker93 erm...have you ever heard who Adolf Hitler is? Cause he seems like a pretty violent guy. But that's just me.

[telemarker93]

@bosslydaemon2240 Once again, very few people are inherently overtly violent. Hitler was a monster.

[circusboy90210]

@telemarker93 hitler was far from the worst person ever or the most genocidal. all people are inheritly violent , but to be part of a productive society they quelch this.

[telemarker93]

@circusboy90210 Hitler is more a poster child for genocide. Pol Pot, Mao Tse-tung, Joseph Stalin, the Catholic Church, the Spanish Inquisition, the Trail of Tears, and Sierra Leone are other examples of genocide.

I would argue that people are not inherently violent. If people were it would be difficult for our hunter-gatherer societies in the past to have worked out due to civil conflict. It would also be difficult to work as a group if there was inherent violence.

[circusboy90210]

@telemarker93 one could have imagined that since one man can not get do everything by himself, co operation(corporations) quicklly became a part of life, when one person fouled another person the other person had the force of family . hunting is violent in itself and probably was a outlet or venue for violence . however things became clannish after a while and men still fought often. civilization came later as "civil" behavior became commonplace.

[circusboy90210]

@telemarker93 hitler killed considerably less than many other persons. why he is the poster child is ridiculous. being jewish should not make that genocide any more atrocious than any other. anybody conscious of history would know what trouble makers the jews have been since the beginning of time.

[telemarker93]

@circusboy90210 While the Jews did indeed cause many problems throughout history, it is also well known that other religious and political systems have caused equal if not much more damage throughout history. E.g. the purges

[circusboy90210]

@telemarker93 it's very doubtufull than any social group has done as much harm as the jews. they crashed world marketes dozens of times , this is part of the reasoning hitler used as fuel against them. they own the world banks as a social group. they always have been a wierd bunch and non comforming to any sense of norm, even their own.

[Bugstomper2]

@circusboy90210 Wrong comment for the video!

[circusboy90210]

@Bugstomper2 dude stfu nobody asked for your input. I'm responding to something somone else said. mind your business and scroll up to read the whole convo..

[tackN2Wind]

@telemarker93 The correct way to treat muslims is how Vasgo Da Gama did it.

[circusboy90210]

@telemarker93 they are the only ones who screw around with airplanes though.

[telemarker93]

@circusboy90210 Can't necessarily argue with you their.

[monkeyjamie1]

Ha

[monkeyjamie1]

Ha

[XxKissMe20Xx]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! This is purely hilarious!!!

[ataylorusaf]

This is a parody. You can't see the grand canyon from 37000 ft above earth.

[astranine]

@ataylorusaf Unless there is heavy cloud cover you can see it quite well.

[spacetownman]

Somehow... that sounded very re-assuring. LOL.

[ThePilot314]

and ......... reaching our cruising altitude...... you can buy tax free tanks, atomic bombs ..... what ever you like ........ or you can rent one of our cabin girls:-)

[elliottpbasso]

LOL!!!!

[invertminiowner09]

My best one was the pilot saying "Push the button above you and let it shine, let it shine, let it shine." for the reading light

[502Jonboy]

i want to be on this flight

[loh1110]

And bullets that can penetrate through cabin walls.

[fire900137]

what is it with the Americans and guns their possessed by them!!

[bobkelso4245]

@fire900137 Smart Americans have guns for protection.

[williamkmanire]

@fire900137 wat

[overthebull81]

ladies and gental men this is you capt speaking to days flight is is sponcered by can of wup ass

[katanaburner]

That's a bad ass crew if this was real!

[gruntywunty1]

this is in a simulator....

[psg342]

lol i got this app

[TheFlacker99]

armor piercing rounds? there in a plane up 37000 ft that could be problem

[shybabe1990]

i would have been like... 8/

[ZanderG89]

This is actually an exerpt from audio flight manual titled "Preventing Mid-Air Hijackings"

[lolelricguard]

XD

[BigSteinfeld]

The Hoover Dam and Grand Canyon bit is a piece of dialogue taken from the movie "Airplane!"

[TheMitterNatch]

u can't fly at 400 mp/h ¡¡¡ Overspeed¡

[CX135pilot]

@TheMitterNatch of course you can....747s can fly at an average speed of 600mph, or even 700mph with a lot of tailwind! Average commercial airliners such as 737s or A320s fly at speeds over 400mph :)

[Picard1100]

@CX135pilot i think the man might be confused with miles and knots but the average cruising speed of a 747 is 570 mph

[lekoman]

"You can be able to see"?

[BreezyWindx]

how can you relax? LOL. they could shoot any minute.

[PhelpsPhotos]

400 mph?? Thats too slow for 37000ft

[0Heavy0Metal0]

@PhelpsPhotos Maybe he meant 400kn IAS. That would be more like it ;)

[ATLRCFlyer]

@0Heavy0Metal0 Wouldn't 400 knots be faster than 400 mph? Just sayin' ;-)

[DarkwerefoxRed]

If I would hear something like that on a flight, I would ask myself, if I should feel safer or less safer, with so much guns on board. :3))

MADE MY DAY!!!

[KILLER021XxX]

LMFAO

[johob1234]

some 1 gave me this link while i was playin black ops...

[Homemadecable]

Dear Terrorists, If you want to hijack this flight please remember we will blow your head off. Thanks you and have a great flight.

[DukeNukem1011]

its cool if pilots can carry guns ..if there are any hijackers on board and they hear this they know there is a change they will be shot ..instead of back in the day when a hijacker got in the cockpit and shot a defenseless pilot and copilot ..at less now they have a fighting chance

[shirty2]

An experimental band from Norway called the Mats Morgan band use this quote in one of their songs called "Not us". You can search it on Youtube.

[furyclanorg]

The planes speed is measured in knots not mph

[vivtin]

@furyclanorg yeah on their instruments, but if he were announcing to the passengers then he would say it in a unit that everyone knows

[DukeNukem1011]

@furyclanorg well i don't think a pilot is going to say ..we are flying at 347.584 knots by the way =400mph but if a pilot said we are cruising at 34.000 feet and are air speed is 347.584 knots ..the passengers would not even understand what he meant ..so he says we are cruising at 34.000 feet and are air speed is 400 mph and that they understand ..you can't speak pilot talk like using the word knots ..they don't understand that stuff

[dougpowers2]

I am wiling to bet this was a Southwest Pilot

[lolomgipwnyou]

@dougpowers2 lol yea same here

[BrandenburgKommando]

@ everyone talking about FAA regulations and causing depressurization of the plane,

A person I know is a pilot and FFDO ( federal flight deck officer) basically a crew member permitted to carry a gun. But either way they are all issued the same HK40's and all use hollow point bullets therefore preventing it from penetrating through the plane.

[carboman]

love his speech

[gTauTomaTisch]

LOL



[LovableJalyn]

Lololol I would feel safe with this guy

[Chopper894]

Red Neck Airways

[quantomic1106]

Terrorists gotta have to play rock paper scissors. The loser will get to go to the flight deck first!

[BluTrollPro]

Was this acually real? Or just a parody.

[rrrohan2288]

@BluTrollPro are poeple on the internet really this stupid

[JanitorIsBack]

@BluTrollPro you are really asking that question?

[YorulmazIhsan]

@BluTrollPro no its not a parody! :) i think hes changed from us air force to civilian company.maybe a resigned 707 "texaco" tanker plane pilot.anyway,pretty cool guy :)

[mlands87]

That..was..AWESOME!

[PatClone]

Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to be making an emergency landing due to my balls weighing down the plane.

[K3nnyg22]

@MARSOCxOperator

You stalkin me Bulldog?

oorah

[MrQTIP56]

is that legal?

[K3nnyg22]

Kimber ftw