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  • fail

  • this tree is badass

  • aw tree just wanted to join the house with the other wood

  • That was awesome! It's a shame that the tree wasn't 3 more feet to the right.

  • I was waiting for the chain saw man to go round the tree and start cutting wedges in order for the three to fall AWAY from the house ... but noooooooooooooo!

    I just can't feel sorry for them if they had too much ventilation for the winter.

    They probably think gravity is "just a theory" haha!

  • YOU DUMB american cunt. ive met wankers like you

  • chainsaw runs to rich, it would be good to adjust carb.

  • just what ya needed, a little ventilation

  • least the chainsaw was still running after the tree fell:)

  • lol happens to rookies..climb that sucker and put a rope on a pull away from house..:)tree cutting 101lol

  • Ya just can't fix stoopid!

  • OMFG WTF The tree was on an angle leaning towards the house, he should of been concentrating on the opposite end.... why cut that tree down anyway?

  • Lol couldnt of picked a worst time of the year to have a big gapeing hole in your house.

  • Hahaha I love karma

  • How about just not fucking with it till its summer.

  • well..really who would cut a tree right by their house?

  • Haha and she's so chill about it lol

  • her reaction is priceless

  • someone says "Noooooooooo" like "this will stop the tree from falling"

    uhauauhahu

  • dumbass

  • lmao i love her reaction

  • That must be two idiots tree service

  • Your windows encountered a tree error

  • well thats where professionals or at least ropes come in

  • Where were the wedges, ? All he needed was some properly placed wedges and a proper face cut. A pull rope high in the tree would have also solved the problem.

  • wow.... I feel bad for those people

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  • might pay to get a professional next time...or someone with a reasonably high IQ...

    I'm not experienced in the tree-cutting game, but I thought it was common knowledge that the tree falls foward the side being cut?

    I hope the damage was mostly to the porch.

  • You could clearly see that the tree was leaning in the direction of the house. And o cut down a nice tree like that you deserve to have it fall on the house.

  • That is not good at all hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • yes. half the house is fucking gone.

  • That is y u put wedges in there in a hook up a line and pull it just like in the vid cutting down a tree part 2

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha twit

  • False economy, It is best to pay a professional for a job you can't clearly handle instead of trying to save a few bucks. In addition he and the camera woman should have noticed the lean on the tree towards the house. You needed a rope to pull the tree away from the house while cutting and on the back of the tree closes to the house you should off cut a little higher in an downward angle towards the front. next time research if there is a next time..

  • @superfluteman1 downward angle ? so he can increase his chances of getting killed when the butt jumps off back toward him? there is no benefit to a an angled back cut

  • Well, sir - I can say you have quite an impressive woman there. Not sure how much trouble you got into after that, but she sure stayed relatively calm during the event! Hats off to you and may you enjoy many more happy years together (if you don't kill yourself in another logging adventure).

  • half the house?? dumb ass woman

  • Stupid! Call a professional next time! LOL!

  • the big chainsaw was smarted than the man, and the stupid lady.

  • You just made my day, I feel sorry about your house.

  • You just made my day, I feel sorry about your house.

  • idiot... he made his face the right direction but it was obvious to see that the limb load was the other way towards the house.. Shoulda climbed it.. or at least used wedges, jackass. lol

  • Tree - "If they're gunna cut me down.... I'ma go down fighting!"

  • Removing the tree, ---- in-case it falls on the house,

  • "Going the wrong way"-----------------Really ???

  • DUMBASS! lol

  • it wos clear that it wos gonna be a BIG fail!, firstly teh tre wos leaking very much towards the house so it should have been secured with a metal -kell it wosen´t. and the guy killed teh chainsaw 3-4 times indicating he diden´t know how to use it, hand over the chanin saw to teh pro´s before tering down the reast of the house

  • guy at :49...  "wha happen?"

  • that was a nice porch..lol

  • Why is the freaking idiot cutting on the side next to the house? Such a shankapotamus

  • Lmfao soooo predictable xD

  • BUT SHE WAS GREAT SO CALM WELL WE JUST TOOK OUT HALF THE HOUSE.

  • I would have hired a pro

  • Wonderful....good time to remodel....aye...yes I even laugh when some unknowing guy hurts himself or dies. Ignorance is a horrible thing.

    It was comical!! I laughed my ass off..

  • Dumbass. No ropes,block & tackle,or wedge cut on opposite side. Any tree even close to that size thats close to a building should be topped out 1 piece at a time.Get a boom truck,put on your climbing spikes & safety harness,climb up & cut off 2-3 foot long sections,letting them fall AWAY from the house,other property or people/animals.Then when main trunk is all thats left,cut it so it falls away from the house.

    Moral of the story? Stupid people shouldnt breed.

  • Crazy!!!!!!!! They knew it was gonna fall on the house.. I bet they added a new wing to that side of the house too.. Like a good neighbor State Farm was there...

  • what a loser!!!

    he sucks

    btw, I hate people who cutting down trees, they destroying the nature, fuck to all who cut the trees down!!!!!!

  • @94kricco And every time a forest fire occurs we should be able to kick the ass of a bark-humping whacko like you! You have no idea why people cut trees down and I bet you enjoy collecting your monthly government check too. Loser!!!

  • @mojoeshaw go fuck yourself, dumbass!!!!!!!!!!

  • dude that sucks shit so bad haha

  • tree 1 house 0

  • xDDDD

  • The trees worth more than the house.

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  • The chainsaw was trying to tell him to put a rope in the tree! haha

  • stupid people and chain saws dont mix

  • Uh Oh

  • lol

  • damn what a sucky ass chainsaw get a poulan duecebag

  • Insurance scam.>>>what were u gunna do after it fell? chainsaw was wimpy>>to much tree>>makes no sence??

  • the tree would probably not of fallen on the house by natural causes

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS. Think how big of a idiot he sounded when he called the construction company... Yeah um my porch kinda got wrecked so could you come and fix it?? What happend.. UM I Um was cutting a tree... Ha dumbass click.

  • Girl: Honney whats happened!?

    Man: I was cutting a three...

  • @wishihadaname94 shut up bitch u got that joke from tosh.0

  • I can see it now. make a notch, make a backcut, nothing happens. So...keep cutting on the backcut until something happens. Then...no more hindge wood means tree can fall. Of course that means it will fall on the lean...or house in this case.

  • did he,  do it right..?

  • ouch, dont know much about tree felling but personally i'd have probably put a rope round the top of the trunk and tied it to a truck towbar or had a couple guys waiting to tug it the right way :P, if this is the original video sorry about your house though :( camerawoman handled it ok considering

  • o my god!!!

  • Just trust the tree! It will always fall into the direction you think!

    Never use wegdes, they are just to put under your table so that it stands calm!

  • wtf ..

  • Stupid tree

  • here goes and its going the wrong way!!!!!!!!

  • thats funny how he stands there and watches, the chainsaw is still running like he is going to cut more.

  • Failblog.....dot org !

  • At least he has the wood now to repair the house...

  • That's what ropes and wedges are for. And practice, practice, practice.

  • wht an idiot

  • Fuckin moron

  • I haven't smashed anything yet but I never got a tree to go the way I wanted it to.

  • just in case anyone is wondering, just because you notch a tree in a certain direction, doesn't mean it's going to fall that way. The tree had an obvious lean toward the house. this guy could have pulled the tree over or it could have been removed in pieces by a trained climber. NOTCHES ARE NOT MAGIC! call a proffessional.

  • `It was leaning towards the house. He should have notched it to the right.

  • Even cartoons know how to cut a tree...

  • 1:04

  • WHAT THE FU*K, REALLY, COME ON, WEDGES? A SAW THAT WORKS? AH WELL I GESS IT PUTS HOME OWNERS OFF AND ME IN BUSINESS

  • HOW-in -the-world, did u NOT see that coming??? Why weren't the ppl standing around there pulling it with a rope (or, using a vehicle)??? Here's a tip for u: I use a hand-winch ("come-a-along") when I'm by myself. Duuurrrrhhhhhh!! Please post a follow-up of how much the damage cost to repair, &/or, how much u saved by felling the tree urself. Thx

  • great video,what brand of saw did you use ? that one is a badass.

  • fail

  • Call a god damn professional you cheap bastards! Now it will cost you 10 times as much! Be lucky you weren't killed or crippled in the process!

  • lmao!

  • hey dude can i like download your vid and edit it. i'm being good to ask for permission first =).hope you'l agree please pm me if you allow

  • @Junwei1997 the video's from break, and who knows where the break uploader got this video from. just take it...

  • good job mate--lol

  • hahaha youuu freaking IDIOT

  • lol My grandfather called a company to remove a hot tub from his back deck and they said since the access to the back of the house was difficult to get to its also about 30 it would be about 600 dollars he said screw that and took a sawsall and cut up the hot tub then throwing it off the side of the deck XD

  • what a comment from that lady

  • This is why you hire a PROFESSIONAL!

  • how to fuck your house in 1 easy step

  • sounds like the chainsaw ran fine after the tree fell

  • Stupid is expensive.

  • the tree took its revenge

  • Man, You gotta educate yourself before taking on such a difficult task. Obviously the tree is leaning toward the house. You need a falling cut and wedges and ropes. I am not an expert but everyone should see this video before operating a chainsaw. OMG How lame. An in the snow??? are you all the stupidist people alive?

  • fail

  • I'm scared now I'm getting my tree cut down right now like now and now I scared

  • hope you get enough lumber outta that tree to fix your house.

  • PWNED!

  • I give ya credit for posting, but maybe good for those getting ready to do it.

    Ive been lucky to have a neighbor whom knows how to cut, but as a back up we cable the tree to a block and keep the tension for it to go a safe direction.

    Thus far Ive had luck w/ a tree by the house, and one by power lines.

    now early on I came close to my garage, but no damage.

  • moron - why didn't you just leave the tree there? like it was such a pain in the ass you HAD to cut it down and then you didn't even know what you were doing?

  • TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Is it just me or was the tree hanging over to the house already?

  • Try cutting only on the other side of the tree!

  • I love the way the wife yells out ... "and it's going the wrong way !!! " as he can do something about it now. LMAO.

    If he's planning to do the repairs himself, I hope she has the camera on him 24/7.

    I was going to write ... I'm waiting on the new clip of him re-wiring the extension or repairing the waste disposal unit.

    But I'd be just as happy seeing him jam his finger in a draw or stubbing his toe.

  • maybe a new chainsaw?

  • First of all, get a real chainsaw.

    Second, don't have your wife make a documentary of your stupidity.

    Third, lay off the sauce before you examine your tree cutting skills.

    I'm laughin LOUD :D

  • Man, climb that thing and take it out in pieces. Don't risk a house! that sucks

  • D'OH!

  • DOH!!!

  • this is a testament to hiring professionals...let someone more experienced take the risk..did the house survive?

  • DUMBASS!!

  • Good job. Great video hahhhaaaaa

  • This is why idiots shouldn't be allowed to operate chainsaws.

  • The trick is to cut a wedge in the direction you want the tree to fall. Stupid guy.

    But even then trees are unpredictable when falling.

  • looked like he did but it was way too small.

    Hope they had insurance for stupidity

  • No the trick is to watch and examine the tree first exactly, then bring to mind the laws of physics (especially gravity), then start chainsaw and do what has to be done according to the results of step 1 and 2

  • @clayton7m Exactly, he was cutting on the wrong side.

  • She had a little lean, He obviously doesn't have any felling wedges.Not that wedges do any good once you cut through the hinge. Great job !!

  • Wasn't that planned??

  • gasket is leaking on the saw..

  • Ha retard

  • aie aie aie c'est moche sa,faut attacher l arbres ou faire un demontage

  • It didn't go "the wrong way" it went the way it was leaning, which is the right way.

    Should have cut it down in sections.

  • What a few hundred $ on good cables have saved. And a good chainsaw would come in handy. Or leave it to a professional next time, idiot.

  • whoops !!  lol

  • Classic should have went to specsavers !

  • OH MY GOD :) :0

  • What a moron. If you lack the skill. Don't experiment w/your freakin house! How much did he save, maybe $500? Guess how much that damage is going to cost....

  • What a fool.

  • LOL her reaction was great

  • her ensure will watch this video and they will "she was filming and she did know that the tree would fall to the house"

  • nature's revenge! yes!

    no pussy for the next five years dude. i can hear it in that lady's voice.

  • The lady sounded philosophical about it

    nobody was hurt, and yes it was a mistake. Tree-felling takes skill. Took guts to post this-we all make mistakes.

  • must be really difficult to use a rope...

    but damn cool woman!... lol

  • that woman is a saint, given that reaction. also, i have seen many "men" prattle about how they know how to cut a tree down, but they lack the sense God gave them.

  • Jeeze what a horrible sight. But thanks for posting this vid. It's a good warning to people thinking about taking down a tree--people like me.

  • note to retard if tree leans toward house tree falls on house way to go homer doh

  • You could see the lean was not in his favour in the video. Too bad he never saw his foreseeable future of expense! I think the saw was trying to tell him!

  • dont do it yourself

  • You think we got any that christmas? lol

  • God, it's like watching a baby with a nailgun. How much more amaturish can someone get.

  • chainsaw is still running ! ja

  • -.- idiot.

  • das war ja absehbar, dass das nix wird

    !

  • WOW.. what a nice and beautiful day.....

    NEXT TIME CUT YOUR DICK...

    LEAVE THE TREE IN PEACE.... LOOSER

  • She says "WE just took out half the house". Lucky man to have married such a calm woman ! Great camera work too !

  • LOL ahahahahaha, she's like "well.. we just took out half the house", kinda to say "well... these things happen.."

  • I would say too much Jack Daniels in the coffee that morning..????

  • SMOOOTH MOVE

  • Its so funny cause as soon as I clicked on this video i knew EXACTLY what happened but it was still so funny when it did happen...priceless...

  • lol idiot :D

  • Listening to the chainsaw still running is icing on the cake. Never, ever, lets this person run any kind of machinery!

  • Wow!

    Buying a chainsaw doesn't make you a professional logger! It looks to me like the tree had a slight lean TOWARD your house. You should not have even attempted falling that tree without wedges or a jack.

    Oh well. I guess you learned a lesson the hard way.

  • Next time call a pro dude. Stop wanting to save. This is not a do it yourself type of thing. YOU NEED TRAINING AND A LITTLE PHYSICS!

  • wie dumm kann man sein...

    das tut weh

  • omfg, i cant belive what i just saw

    that can only be summed up in two words, EPIC FAIL

    still i feel kinda bad for the guy though

  • Regert with doing is better than doing nothing with regret

  • not when you have to regret crushing your house with a tree lol

    probably best to have just left well alone

  • the guy had no idea wha the was doing, if someone is that dumb its hard to feel bad for them

  • LMAO!. you never cut in that direction he should of done the first cut on the south side.. and the other on the north not west to east lol...

  • ouch

  • Good one Smart GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hhihi n_n

  • wow that is sort of a EPIC FAIL! srry but funny vid nonethe less

  • This film is dedicated to all the tree huggers out there who want revenge on all those evil tree killing republicans...