Tosh.0 Things You Never Want to Hear Guys Say

[blackraider777]

you need to learn how to take it up the pooper

[dogziview]

I just waisted 1:02 seconds of my life

[titoforeverbarca]

Hahaha your butt is has no period!!! I fucking love these stupid girls for saying the truth..

[xDarK69AxiSx]

it's not adultery if it's with a teenager. lol

[EnjoyCocaColaLight]

This is actually hilarious :D Are you guys the original thing?

Skinny girl with the 60's hair is most win.

Also.

World of Warcraft!

[commentking1000]

Ya these where the only ones that I thought where funny too I would have even been willing to act like a tool and say them so it was actually a guy saying it too look more authentic.

[AndyMayBee]

Stupid girls.

[Darth814Vader]

Ok i say 2 of these. My girlfriend says 8 of the other ones...i counted. Maybe this isn't working out lol.

[SuperAdamhudson]

cook the man some eggs bitch.then gag on my cock ho

[homemadePAUL]

girls said this instead of guys because they want everything to be about them...

[cola1301]

So funny. 

[corinsenok]

you had me up till bagging gaming. some actually funny girls, bravo. WoW isn't so bad though, don't hate kids.

[nrhs212]

Wow,these women are hot

[analiz12100]

you forgot make me a sandwich

[1ilGhost]

this video made me look up donkey punch. I wish I hadn't...

[InfernoProuductions]

>Tosh.0

Watch some real comedy.

[dguerrero115]

DONKEY PUNCH!!! OMFG LOL

[silviejajaja]

wuahahahah 0:30 dammmm

[XiLfactory]

These girls were prolly on their period when they made this...

[jetsgirlxo]

world of warcraft hahahaha that is so funny I play wow all the time and i'm a girl I love guys who are nerds and play wow ;) 

[assinx2]

@jetsgirlxo That must be one powerful microwave!

[MsDunier]

wtf? World of Warcraft > Woman

[liloleg]

that was pretty good!

[0Shank0]

"I didn't steal your panties to wear them, just to smell them." rofl

[sirrodneythedire]

i get surprised that WoW haters know what WoW is. I guess its like the bizarro version of calling someone a "hipster"

[xRoughDayx]

The point of this was to film the guys actually saying these things, but just as usual you screwed it up now go to the kitchen and make me a SAMMICH!

[tayyabahayat71]

UGLY HOT UGLY HOT UGLY HOT cont'd in that order.

[Njugglesvatn]

She seems very unhappy.....

[gothsin666]

The girls are saying them because it's as if they were the ones that heard the guys saying the lines to them...

[extremesowhat]

are these girls trying to be funny or what?

[TheVblogs]

Sorry but its not as funny when girls saying it... :-P

[duffysrh]

I hope they wasted all that time after they got their chores done. Please don't give them more of a chance to complain about men

[DarthChubbyChaser]

It's adorable when women attempt to be humorous

[nick1987ization]

what a bad case of dick in the mouth

[CxShinraSoldierxD]

@ryehixson those was kinds sexual and also it was to be by guys not to be sexist

[jesseisabadfish]

ever since we gave them the right to vote they just been bitchen xD

[frekbrown]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 

[Transatlanticism1000]

boring



[theycallmeLEGIT]

whats wrong with World of Warcraft?

[4playin69]

you both look like dudes

[GigamanAG]

Daniel is right, you do only talk about yourselfs!

[Jaymzzz1349]

I guess we all can't expect women to be funny. I had my hopes up. Too many sex jokes.

[pass673]

press 5 7 i like a shaved teenager

[pass673]

oh my god you women ruin everything i agree with daniel

[awesome9001]

why didn't you have guys say this?

[ryehixson]

@awesome9001 it was very misleading and all we saw for the submissions were girls so if we would done whats right we probaly wouldn't have gotten on the show again, i'm happy people say we had the only funny one so I'll take that

[jetlox]

@ryehixson how was it misleading??? he said for you to video tape guys saying it but you girls have to make something simple hard

[admarshall617]

@ryehixson wow you guys were funny. a lot funnier than the shit that actually aired

[lygarx]

@ryehixson You forgot to mention "I'm sorry I gave you an STD" That sure would fuk up anyone's day.

[gothgirl1217]

i cant stop watching this!

[milesandemilyrock]

on the episode this was yours was the only really funny one

[wreckedcobaltss]

LMAO... XD

[ashleylovesyou31188]

nvm for that comment below sry

[mercurial0326]

a lot better than that other girl who is just straight dumb

[ashleylovesyou31188]

@mercurial0326 who is dumb?????

[mercurial0326]

double sided dildo lmao

[ryehixson]

The well your butts not on your period is the one that made it to air

[Stanchitoman]

Do people actually say this?

[ryehixson]

@Stanchitoman I've heard stories of the well your butts not on a period and You were hotter when I was drunk last night,

[Stanchitoman]

@ryehixson Now that I think about it I believe it especially considering how dumb some people are. Well hope it never happens to you or your friend and thanks for the reply : ). BTW I thought this video was about what some guys actually say to women so sorry for the dumb question.

[rellybws]

the thing we dont wanna hear girls say is a million times funnier. thumbs down

[MegaHype23]

well ur butts not on ur period made me rofl

[ryehixson]

@MegaHype23 Thanks man that one just aired on the show

[karmagirl74]

Spit, swallow or gag!! PMSL! Nice! :D

[dabomb012571]

I can't wait to knock your eggs loose!!!