CRAZY LETTUCE GIRL! (10/6/09-216)

[WatchVenusSpa]

1:01 Mamabear takes a BIG bite!

[soulinnumber]

Ahhh, the old days of the Shaytards.

How much the kids have grown, and how much weight Shay has lost.

I'M PROUD OF YOU SHAY!!!!! >:D

[peacegirl524321]

Yale!

[thembrown]

This was the first shaytards I ever saw. I have seen them all now, obv.

[Bpickle1290]

ROFL! It's late and im delirious and as soon as I took a sip of water Shay started yelling at Sontard to come have dinner. I almost spit all over my laptop! XD

[GabbehSezHii]

@bleachfan562 INNAPROPRIATE *Shay voice*

[Spongesponger]

I love how Sontard burps and laughs his butt off for 5 minutes because of it

[nerdgirlwithglasses]

Barney in the background 5:10... I don't think I should remember that since I'm 23... lol

[2tsunade1]

sizes doesnt matter anymore!

[bigl4085]

Not bonjovi

[jennieandpeterfan]

Uploaded on my B-Day =) 

[shaun20279]

i think he is santa clause o.O cause of his big beard he just died it red 2 hide his idetity XD.

[mynxiejynxie]

Wow shay has lost so much weight.. you can see it, even with the big beard hahah

[NicoleAndEmily123]

Are u sure u don't want vanilla wafers lol xx

[emodinoattack]

oh my god i dyed when barney came on

[BentlyGirl5]

I miss this house!

[swantonnoodles]

-tell the kids they can come eat..

-COME EAT!!

LOL

[fendergab]

It's Poison, not Bon Jovi

[MarreN95]

oh sontard's laugh<3

[Linnk304]

Mommytard doesn't want to get wet and Shay says size doesn't matter........................­.. hahahahahahahhahahaha I'm thinking like a 12 yr old

[NickiMinaj74227]

wowzerz i had hamburgers and hot doggys and corn for dinner today :!

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

4:24 that's what she said... yea?? no .. that was innapropriate. i totally spelt innaporpriate right ...

[1GAMEKILLER]

shes going to narnea

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

@1GAMEKILLER it's spelt Narnia but good try (:

[xMarkedd]

shaytards marathon :D

[081emma081]

Barney in the background when ur helping sontard with homework :D

[00013063]

I CAN WATCH THEN ALDAY THTS HOW FUNNY THEY R

[hicret90]

lol i fell from one of those tire swings right on my head onto a concrete floor. i dont even remember the pain lol

[Badnewsbroad]

It's Poison not Bon Jovi, Shay! <3

[MikarinaMarina]

omg on ST's h/w where it said, "Name" I sosososo wanted Shay to write, "Sontard" :P

[yuridialove15]

you're so dirty ;) lols.



[sweet2u22]

that's actually kind of a hard question, i don't know what it means either.

[bennybrekkjern]

240P?

[kurosaki0001000]

mummytard is defo pregnant dere

[morganlam1]

@kurosaki0001000 correcyions in your spelling

*mommytard

*definatly

*there

and no shes not! just beacause she looks a little bigger then any other videos! when a girl puts on a little weight dosnt mean theey are pregnant

[kurosaki0001000]

@morganlam1 firstly, i spell 'mom' mum because i live in england. secondly, am i writing 'an' english essay?, this is 'utube', aslong as every1 knows wat im saying, its kl however i spell it. '3rdly', your a hypocrite because u spelt 'corrections' wrong. and fourthly i assumed she was pregnant there because she as the baby in june... i think?..p.s ur a loser to comment back on my comment with ur bs.

[morganlam1]

@kurosaki0001000 ok i spelled correctios wrong because my laptop keys are broken and i wasn't looking at the keys. and who said you were writting a essay? and its not so easy to uderstand.so, if you dont know how to spell...go back to kindergarten!

[kurosaki0001000]

@morganlam1 well for an idoit like yourself, you understood it good. By the way i think you need to go back to 'kindergarden' because while you were 'trying' to make a point and teach me english you spelt 'definitely' wrong and your american word 'kindergarden'.. do you see how ironic this is. hahaha your such a loser in life. o wait bet your going to blame your laptop again.

[morganlam1]

@kurosaki0001000 haha this is funny and i have had this latop for almost 4 years and most of the keys are broken. and ow is it you spelled everything right here? and not when you were talking about mommytard?

[kurosaki0001000]

@morganlam1 your so dumb, i probably havent spelt every word correclty, but im making a point saying it doesnt matter when your on youtube.. but you, trying to be clever by correcting my spelling when you cant even spell yourself. and dont blame your laptop. just because your to poor to get a new one

[morganlam1]

@kurosaki0001000 no, it doesnt matter on youtube but at least try to spell at least the smallest bit correctly because if you spelt a big paragraph with those words on youtube i wouldnt understand and im not poor but not everyone can afford a new laptop every yesr. it still works and runs good its just the keys

[kurosaki0001000]

@morganlam1i see you made the effort to read over your spelling mistake this time.still spelt year wrong though. and if your saying it doesnt matter on youtube, why are you brothering me then,i spelt definitely as defo and there as dere. surely everyone knows what i meant. and yh, your laptop aint working good if your keys are broken. so leave me alone now and go get a new laptop, only if you can afford a new one after 4 years that is. and annoy someone else with your so called perfect spelling

[kurosaki0001000]

@morganlam1 isee you made the effort to read over your spelling mistake this time.still spelt year wrong though. and if your saying it doesnt matter on youtube, why are you brothering me then,i spelt definitely as defo and there as dere. surely everyone knows what i meant. and yh, your laptop aint working good if your keys are broken. so leave me alone now and go get a new laptop, only if you can afford a new one after 4 years that is. and annoy someone else with your so called perfect spelling

[morganlam1]

@kurosaki0001000 haha naww i think i choose to keep annoying you...:)

[FrannRants64539]

@morganlam1 both of you should grow up and shut the fuck up.

[MsBeccaboo429]

sontard is sososososososososososososososo­sosososososososo cute!!!!!!!!!

[TheFrozenColdPiano]

What's mommy doing? Oh, looks like she's doing what she is supposed to be doing xD

[MyBubblegum21]

4:55 listen closly and you can hear Barney in the backround

[iluvcharmed77]

at 1:36 shay says BT's real name! omg for someone who is soooo concerned about keeping them secret you would think that he would take the time to edit out all of the mishaps.

[singingirl818]

@iluvcharmed77 he says " oh, I mean". if you hear in the last vlog, mommytard says pt's name and he didnt edit it out. all their names come out from time to time, hes just not super concerned. Shay himself says sontards name during sontards b-day vlog, and caught himself, and never edited it out

[DrSabljak]

@iluvcharmed77 He says 'I mean...', not her name. :)

[s3dooooooooooooooon]

Mommy tard is a real wife!

[mizocutie]

4:44 I HEAR THE BARNEY THEME SONG.

[GiovanniRose277]

i wouldn't be able to concentrate either, his family is too much fun!

[TheVIDmakers14]

You might notice but I am kinda spamming your videos with this message "I am turning 15 tomorrow! A SHOUT OUT TO ME! BY YOU WOULD LITERALLY MAKE ME GO INSAAANNE!" only bc I need you to say it! ahhhhhh

[motorbreath1983]

Shay sorry i laught when SonTard burpt. 

[mystichorseangel]

LOL Barney!! Thumbs-up if you sang along!!!!

[mystichorseangel]

I hear the Wiggles in the background. Is it just me?

[CallMeAzhar]

barney in the background lol

[1234GoTeenTitans]

Cutest family EVER

[EmilyJCullen]

first shaytards i watched.... reason i subscribed and it just keeps getting better

[icecreamcakex2]

i remember having homework like that **sigh**

[lollypop10100]

size doesnt matter ?? haha

[lollypop10100]

size doesnt matter ??

[MarioFan124]

0:31 How did I know he was gonna chew on it. You're awesome Shay!

[CoCko1eg]

oh snap 0:55 - Thats what she said :D

[ALWisser]

YAY BARNEY (: Makes me feel young again!

[OnTheREDPILL]

Lettuce girl is really pretty

[rebeccareyess]

BARNEY IN THE BACKGROUND! YESS!

[Cookie4cora2lee]

0:54.... thats what she said.... and she really did HAHAHA OMG XD you said not to be a pervert but i had to tehe XP

OMG BARNEY.... now the songs stuck in my head

lol yelling at the end

[Jon95McC]

This was my first shaytards vid I watched and I've been watching ever since! lol I remember I thought mommytard wasn't his wife cuz she looks so young :)

[michelleeez]

barney ftw!

[jmcmaxDVD]

This was the first ever vlog I watched almost 2 years ago, but at the time I didn't realise he was doing a daily vlog, but now I've gone back to the beginning to watch all of them and I was looking out for this one.

[pointypencil1]

@jmcmaxDVD doing the same thing that you did, cept i havent found it yet :(

no worries, it will come

[theonewithkaye]

barney!!

[theonewithkaye]

croutons not waffles this time! :)

[eleva12345]

U WANNA GET ME WET(: OH MOMMYTARD<3

[anyonethiscouldbe]

hey shay this was my first SHAYTARDS video. Thanks for making me laugh

[anyonethiscouldbe]

hey shay this was my first SHAYTARDS video. Thanks for making me laugh:)

[aunthayhayshow]

4:45 BARNEY THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!

[shelby9109]

is it me or does shay always do the homework wrong he was doing something totally different then what they were asking, they were asking him to sort them and he was circling them lol. shay needs to go back yo kindergarden

[ricorivers123]

250 people have no lettuce

[nlilly647]

that's Poison, Shay! :(

[rebz2k6]

@nlilly647 its water

[lehwalddude]

press 2 to hear mommytardsbporn line

[kele0675]

@lehwalddude you are sick cant u people see this woman as a mother of 4 who obviously is madly in love with her husband and would not give pervs like u the time of day!

[dailyricks]

with shaaay,... even homework is so freakin funny !!!

[dailyricks]

woooow! barney...  (8), lol.

[skelanimalslover1]

i fell out of a tire swing in to a garden it was not fun ( i face planted)

[jordan2009pelletier]

Lol barney in the backround

[Katkat227]

press 9 and youll get a babytard dramatic chipmunk :D

[mystichorseangel]

@Katkat227 press 9 where?

[123312ERDF]

@Katkat227 You also get a french Shay

[OSETINKAVKAZ12INCHES]

@Katkat227 press 7 and you'll see a great comback for every sexist joke :D

[TheFTSKBABE]

BARNEY !!!!! :D

[dljdljdljdljdlj]

MUST..NOT..BE..PERVERT

[NattyFTW]

"What's Mommy doing? Oh, looks like she's doing what she's supposed to be doing ... everything."

[Twilighters010]

0:35 looks like there was fire behind mommytard!

[videodude1234567890]

wen u pushd princesstard i always thought tht she will hit the tree

[BriannaDent]

my mom went to highschool with brett michaels!!! (the singer from poison) :OOO

[EliteClass88]

hahahaha "size doesnt matter"

[xxaerogirlxx231]

4:50 barney!!!!!!!! i still watch barney some times, i'm such a child

[Tonyakerriann]

barrrrney<3 was my fav when i was tiny :P

[loalflfe1]

Sontard has the cutest laugh ever .....

[kathryntard]

is that barney the dinosaur playing in the background 4:50 :) lololol

[bumperboost]

er shay..you just ate the lettuce off the ground...3 second rule is a myth ya know..

[keener932]

I can't help but wonder how many more views this video would get if the title were to be YOU WANT TO GET ME WET. probably a very interesting perverted group of people.

[aznbabiiboo408]

God bless mommytards heart. Men dont realize how much women do until they are gone. Women do so much that men cant even do.

[mumbles123456789bee]

2:00 - 2:04 We saw that coming

[Kathryn203]

haha i leaned something new haha i love to watch ppl do there homework =]

[CHEERorDANCE]

Lol I could hear barney in the background!

[Malloryrocks21able]

4:48 - 5:12 Barney!

[tolongforyou]

MOMMYTARD IS SOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!!!

[thekevinrocks99]

who could hear the barney sons at 5:06 i mean 4:06

[thekevinrocks99]

who could hear the barney sons at 5:06

[longview1987]

that's probably the biggest "i know what she said" set-up i've ever heard lol

[mrskidmark111]

I wish my homework was that easy

[dorythepeke]

this is my first shaytard video i wathed ever!! i watched it a year ago so i thought i would come back and see it. you guys rock my socks! :)))

[foreversloveshow66]

when sontard was doing his homework, the barney theme song was playing in the background :)

[singuy1111]

OMG SONTARD HAS EASY HOME WORK I HAVE ALGEBRA I SUCK AT IM SO jelus

[MrJackTheShark]

@singuy1111 he is 6...

[leaharagon]

First video I ever watched was MOMMY'S HOME!!! So this is one of the first videos I watched, been hooked ever since. Crazy to think she was already pregnant way back then!

[321Saige]

4:44 THERES barney

[kim18694]

i love sontards laugh lol i remember homework like that lol

[LightsCameraBeauty]

Lmao I think this is shay's dirtiest video.

[anniecake34]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

[sk8alltheway95]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!

[ChrisCiucci]

@MattRebel25 oh wow, really?

[OnTheToiletBeyotch]

@MattRebel25 He's fat? No. Way.

[TheMYusername141]

dont fall out. it would hurt. LOL

[ZaynahOh]

This was the first SHAYTARDS video I ever watched, and I have been in love with you guys ever since Oct.7, 2009. =]

[RippleAffectMedia]

Super motherly hearing, lol 4:32

[NOIRIST]

This is the 1st video of yours I've watched. Your home is full of laughter. :D

[singingirl818]

is that barney in the backround I hear??

[cayrayandkrae]

with shay constantly screaming at the kids when the front door is open, the neighbors probably think he's crazy haha

[lafiglia100]

1:34 Such a cute face! <3

[TIKTOKMICKIE1122]

shay you dont have to kill your kid during homework ;P HAHAHA JK

[bemylover646]

Mommytard and Shay are so flirty in this video. Sontards laugh totally contagious.

[TheBlossom321]

lol....SONTARD, GET IN HERE, ITS TIME FOR DINNER

[CaptainFails]

haha the thump when mommytard threw something at shay :') priceless.

[jessnisbet]

size doent matter anymore...... oh shay!

[lonelygirl8800]

LOL i heard the barney theme song when you were doing homework

[lenama1234567890]

When Sontard was doing his homework you could hear Barney And Friends.

[TheWrockStar]

I totally heard Barney in the background! XD

[Mangeene]

I love how you say "sing" shay at 6:42 haha

[kyleskillerlem0nade]

@8.00

[STKhero]

wow shay wants to charge us $10.00 for this video

[shantrues]

Thumbs up for Barney in the background 5:00

[AyOPebblesz]

Barney Theme Sonq ! My Fave All Time Show When iWas Younqer. :)

[AmyPickett252]

@AyOPebblesz it was my favorite show too! :D

[AyOPebblesz]

@AmyPickett252 When iHeard Dat Sonq iWas Like BARNEY !!..Oh How iMiss Da Younqer Years !.

[WooScore]

See!? I'm getting better at this!

RUNNNN!!

Oh, Mommytard.

It's what you do to me.

[MoogPunch64]

"Looks like she's doing what she's supposed to be doing: EVERYTHING."

*smack*

hahaha

[bassaholic95]

5:27 

[Ninjarmor]

Is it bad that I didn't understand the box sorting homework? (im 16)

[Purplebow545]

@Ninjarmor no i didnt understand it either!:)

[jumboman78]

lol pause at 9:05

[johnny19961221]

its a miley or poision song now but the beat is not for the song but it still sounds good

[MegaPronk]

dizzy tard's are the best!

[mizzd3viouze]

ARE THOSE MATHSTEPS? lol

[Ghost2743]

0:54

Click Repeatedly.

[RobbyePenelupe]

I hear Barney in the background!

[MyArtIsLoved731]

I was addicted to these by the time Rock-and-roliotard was born :D.

[MaudeLexiieParker]

Ahh i wish my homework was still that easy !

[Phoenixman831]

@MaudeLexiieParker

now we have to learn exponential growth and decay... and im only in the 9th great

[foxfreak33]

This is my birthday eisode!! :DD

[DemiAndreaLovato]

Miley Cyrus - My Heart Beats for Love

[:

[TheColorPurple9520]

haha 6:28 - 6:36

[ThePhoebePennyShow]

When mommytard said you want to get me wet I thought that's what she said but I have no idea why and then you said about it haha also when I type in like babytard it comes up with a suggestion before I even finish typing but only with babytard and mommytard haha x

[mesuhlikemusic]

4:10 is where i paused it and left this video for a couple hours to do my homework.

After i came back, i pushed play and for a split second, i realized....I'm actually sitting here, eating, watching a father and son do kindergarden homework. ...wow.

Weird? But, amazing.. I love you guys. I wish i had an awesome family. Stay in school Sontard. Even after school, go back! Unless you get a dance, acting, or sport opportunity that might pay off in the long run..

[mesuhlikemusic]

Haha ya shay...I thought i had a dirty mind...but actually, that line mommy said, "You want to get me wet" slipped right by me, until you said something about it.

Haha. Good one, sir. good one.