G-wiz versus the Table

[0554joe]

paint the table black and turbocharge it!!!!!!!!

[Ausgamingprods]

@0554joe Then it would just be a Lamborghini and wheres the fun in that?

[mattprinn]

@mcfugget no, i mean from exactly 1:12 to 1:15 he says something just after the 'thing' (car) hits the table 

[binderadam10]

I've never been late to work with my new table!

[mattprinn]

what dose clarkson say at 1:12 to 1:15 ?

[mcfugget]

@mattprinn The G wiz or the G plan. G plan was a line of furniture

[satnavboy789]

that race is probably the most epic moment is racing history.

[TheTradge]

the G-Wiz is just the most ridiculous "car" ever made, it may be environmentally friendly, but it's unsafe, slow, and nobody in their right mind would ever want to buy one! wouldn't mind the table though!

[acenace24]

Table got up to its top speed incredible fast, I hear that it would beat the Veyron to 2mph

[shaarven1]

Stupid electric rock box

[xRAMxDOD]

how can it be out of juice if the hazards still work?

[AdrianC12345]

@xRAMxDOD Obviously not enough electricity to power up the motor. Have you ever had one of those elcetric remotcontrol cars that can't move themselves but the lights still work? Same idea.

[xRAMxDOD]

@AdrianC12345 actually, thats true

[coololivier2]

good comercial for tables. lol

[countmall]

I'd like to know how they did that. :)

[mrzkhan1]

insurance and tax prices are too high when  Igot a quote for a table, and I got banned for drink driving a table :(

[jayhawk184]

they should of switched the table out for a wheel of cheese.

[camouflagecamaro99]

Paint the table black put flames and a turbocharger on It and you have supertable! :)

[ej36055]

@camouflagecamaro99 LMAO,you're a genius

[camouflagecamaro99]

@ej36055 I know right? :D

[MsCrappants]

table is faster for sure

[kubaslonka]

The table is a fire-brigade-one

[ChuckFromNorway]

tables are a bitch to insure

[MacOSXMason]

Oh my god! Is the table okay???!?!?!?!? D:

[AlistairVeyron]

The table is the new G Whiz huh? So it will take hours to charge up, and two will be in every parking space.

[R3V1V4L]

Table 2 - 0 G-Wiz. LOL

Not only is there no crumple zone, if you have any of your lower half after the crash the acid will gobble that right up too!

[theMstanglover]

Environmentally friendly acid.

[jazpyy]

@Cognoscentiable and it was the G-wizz driver that hit the other car, she didn’t need to pass her test because they aren’t considered proper cars.

[jazpyy]

Well, people should have listened, a woman died today because a G-wizz was hit by a normal car, the G-wizz imploded and crushed her to death. Get them off the roads NOW.

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@jazpyy

she was killed since she didn't want to wear her seltbelt since she thougt it would crease her coat

[1993gandy]

@hiddenbutdeadly have you actually seen a gee-whizz crash? they are made out of plastic and the only crumple zone is your face. it doesnt matter if you wear a seatbelt or not if you crash in a gee-whizz you are going to die

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@1993gandy

EXACTLY!!!

its like clarkson said "buy a golf diesel i promise you it'll be better"

[enyaw86]

13 people have crashed their g-wiz's into tables

[Axdsilva]

I showed this to my class yesterday in class when I hijacked the computer linked the the cinema projector...

The reactions were priceless ^^

[bnz500]

this is what top gear has become?

[Axdsilva]

@bnz500

You realise this is pretty old right?

[crazygamer3D]

I used to own a table I crashed it into a G-Wiz I was fine but the G-Wiz driver was dead I was so shocked I sold my Table

[SSJ5VegetaV4]

"Environmentally friendly acid" lmao

[bugz000]

that table didn't even move LOL!

[saturnGEEK]

turn off your hazard lights !! youre just wasting the battery !!

[XenonPulse]

Now there's some quality wood. ;)

[siren7193]

this is hilarious

[StoneyPoint100]

What the FUCK did they do to that table!?!?!?! lol

[TheChrisbrown123409]

if i get a table i want one wit ha roll cage and twin turbo

[DarthJedi2005remixes]

No doubt you'll have had hundreds of comments asking which episode of Top Gear this is from....

(I'll give everyone else a clue - it isn't from Top Gear)

[bfgsupreme]

@DarthJedi2005remixes it's from Clarkson's first DVD isn't it?

[Jeroenjacopiet]

If i buy the table i want one with a spoiler

[Dave15911]

I used to drive a table, but I took it on the beech and then it wood knot start :(

[15sdobbie]

@Dave15911

BEACH! NOT! 

[OtherRealmer]

@15sdobbie They're called puns. Maybe you should get a dictionary and look up that word.

[15sdobbie]

@OtherRealmer

Maybe you should appreciate the English language.

[OtherRealmer]

@15sdobbie I do appreciate the English language. However, being a language nazi will never make you any better as a person.

It's even worse if you try to correct something that was obviously done wrong as a joke. That just makes you seem like a humourless fool.

[15sdobbie]

@OtherRealmer

I am not just a language Nazi, but also a programming, games development and story writing Nazi.

[JWbrasser]

@Dave15911 you sir win at life:P your complentary box of internet will arrive in 2-4 days...

[Krazekid96]

@Dave15911 I see what you did there :)

[SuperPerry1000]

@Dave15911 That's a good joke. Good job NOT using the sunglasses joke.

[TheTinc3]

Table 4x4

[cesariojpn]

TABLE IS VICTORIOUS!!

[1961raver]

Top Gear? Should be called Soap Bar

[pshepherd45]

Thats a waste of a table

[PhonixRMF]

I got a great table here, it can go 0-60 in 4 seconds :D

[optimalwebsite]

Did anyone else notice the dodgy cut at 1:03, which seems to show the table after it's been hit... :p oopsy!

[Dunnybrusher]

That thing wouldn't pass a Chinese crash test

[celticmadliam]

How are the indicators still flashing if it's out of electricity?

[flibbertergibbet]

@celticmadliam They'll be on a separate circuit (+ maybe a separate battery) so the car doesn't slow down/die every time you indicate...

[p4r0xysm42]

this guy is an idiot. If he was smart he would be helping the cause of making cars like these better

[deanbrickland]

lol press 2 for douce

press 3

[ThePieMan159]

Wth fucking gay car xD i thought it would smash right trough that thick table haha i love the way it just shoots backwards when it hit the table xD

[TheThomasTT]

Keep pressing 8. Got abashi.

[wiigamer136]

While the west makes fancy prototype electric cars the Indians quietly make affordable and drivable EV cars like the G-wiz, REVA NXG, NXR.. The TATA Nano Hybrid, nano EV, TATA EVs, TATA-MDI compressed air cars and so on. Not even the Chinese are so innovative when it comes to serving the masses... Fucken Brits r jealous...O ya and we own ur Jaguar and land rovers to now..Jeremy must be hurt inside...

P.S. The REVA NXG, NXR are made by the same company that the g-whiz and it is safe, and cheap.

[tik999]

@wiigamer136

You're defending a company that made a car that got fucked up by a table. Your argument is invalid.

[wiigamer136]

@tik999

And did you check their new NXG and NXR? I doubt it.

[tik999]

@wiigamer136

A company making crappy cars, suddenly makes a mediocre car doesn't make them the best

[wiigamer136]

@tik999

I never said that they are the best.

[wiigamer136]

@omendark123

Yeah. Oh yeah. Also, check out the new TATA Pixel. I actually 3 videos of it on my channel. Check them out.

[thebast4]

@omendark123 who would buy a g-wiz instead of a motorbike?!

[omendark123]

@thebast4 Who would want a motorbike, you don't have any doors, you don't get protected in the rain, and any car is much more comfortable to drive and sit in. The g-wiz is also extremely cheap to run about 2p per mile, normal cars in the uk cost about 50p per mile.

[thebast4]

@omendark123 BUT IT GOT NO POWER!?

[thebast4]

@omendark123 oh so youre one of those who does not dare to break the law? you sit when you piss aswell? =)

[omendark123]

@thebast4 No? You can't speed when there is loads of traffic! All i'm saying is, it's fine for commuting!

[thebast4]

@omendark123 you can on a motorbike -.- duh

[kevinthemaster225]

i just got me a bugatti veyron powered table with the home depot package. it also has a sport suspension with A/C

[xiahoupaul19]

when top gear made their own electric car, it was faster, cheaper, safer, and got a better rating in autocar magazine.

in short, THE G-WIZ SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

[fawkes141]

i want to get a table for my first car it's the cheapest car in the world

[MegaZsolti]

dear santa

[0wexfaron]

smart car or table?

[fairyheli2]

@0wexfaron smart car, smart cars are basically giant safety cells

[TheBigdaddyJRT]

never have i been more excited for a table

[skyZZofreniKdesignS]

EPIC :))

[markkussusa]

yes right! the table got a broken leg... But the table was also secured to the ground absolutely unable to move. We get it already the the Wiz is not safe, but this video actually depicts unfair practices from an advertiser (here in an anti G-wiz commercial)

:-D

[airplanes66]

@markkussusa yes its not unbiased but ncap tested it and although it didnt get a rating they said that at 30-40mph it could decapitate you and any passengers.

[TheNewcastlePilot]

And another point... I quite like the textured pattern on the table. Something NOT present in the G Wizz.

[KarthikSoun]

While the west makes fancy prototype electric cars the Indians quietly make affordable and drivable EV cars like the G-wiz, REVA NXG,NXR.. The TATA Nano Hybrid, nano EV, TATA EVs, TATA-MDI compressed air cars and so on. Not even the Chinese are so innovative when it comes to serving the masses... Fucken Brits r jealous..O ya and we own ur Jaguar and land rovers to now..Jeremy must be hurt inside..

[markkussusa]

@KarthikSoun Best comment of the week! And SO true, too!

The prob, here, in the west, we are too concerned with profits. Over there they make things that people can use: affordable and durable.

[IanWiiPlayer]

I'm pulled towards having a table to drive to work

[gtsgtsgt]

@IanWiiPlayer yes and you don't even need a parking space

[TennVol92]

At the begining of this video i put $5 on the table

[romanmir01]

1:12 - you can see that the table also has one leg broken (the further one that's on the ground). Still better than G-Wiz though.

[Aepervius]

Is the reviewer in the video aware that most care deform and get terribly mangled in frontal shock nowadays , as to dissipate the energy of the collision into the structure of car instead of into the passenger ? Apparently not. The same "table" test with other car would lead to similar results, including battery acid leaking, leaving the table mostly intact as they collide it from the most strong side.

[75RDM]

@Aepervius The g-wiz is made of fibreglass + plastic, not metal. In a fast collision their is no crumple zone as with normal cars, the whole car will just shatter and the people inside will most certainly die a horrible painful death.

[wiigamer136]

@75RDM

Guess what? That is what will happen with a beloved American corvette. It is made of plastic too.

[TheGrig200]

@wiigamer136 are you a G-wizz owner? answer honestly

[wiigamer136]

@TheGrig200

No. But I plan to buy their new REVA NXR or NXG. I agree that the g-whiz is shit but the new ones rock!!!!

Here is the NXR...

youtube.com/watch?v=WQrROlZsXc­Y

[PmanAndDdawg]

i would just put some wheels on the table and roll instead of getting the Gwiz

[LOOOLZZ90]

Thats A Strong Table O_0

[ThePatUltra]

I've just ordered a Maple Table 3500.  It has 6 legs and the one ton frame with extenders. Recommended fuel: Ms. Butterworth's, but I plan on modifying it to run on Karo! Does anyone know where I can get a centerpiece air scoop for it?

[Polizei112]

@ThePatUltra check ikea for the scoop

[michaelfergusonuk]

@ThePatUltra I'd Say "MFI"... But They Went Bust so I'd Recommend "Hatter's".

Or You Could go Scandinavian or German, Or Italian if you're Looking for those Mafia'ish Rakish Lines you Prefer for your Wooden Wonder.

Avoid those Cheap US Muscle Table's they can be a Handfull, And they Drink Polish.

"Tressel 220'S" Are Good for Haulage but Handle Like a Drunken Scotsman.

[zabimaru1593]

@michaelfergusonuk You really studied up on your tables huh? lmao

[fallingup90]

is there a turbo charged table? one that folds?

[betekvs]

MAN POWER FTW!!

[KlunkerRider]

My table has launch control

[zabimaru1593]

I just got an Oak Table GT. It runs awesome 8)

[michaelfergusonuk]

@zabimaru1593 Let Me Guess... Only the Best "Pledge-GTX" For Her Right?

After all... They Can Be Thirsty These Muscle Table's.

[zabimaru1593]

@michaelfergusonuk Yup yup lmao XD

[kk6downing]

My table is supercharged

[Akyuz1000]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[10yroldcarlover]

if its outta electricity,how do the hazards work

[ThePatUltra]

@10yroldcarlover  It takes way less energy to make hazard lights come on. What little power it had left wasn't enough to make the car move, but more than enough to run those lights.

[Kstorm88]

I was upset when it rained while driving my table to work, i just forgot to put the table cloth up! Lol im so stupid sometimes! And if you get a flat tire, you just go to the woods and cut yourself a new one!

[chewyRite2]

My table's from Porsche... cost me around $1000, but still cheaper, and faster than a G-Wiz.

But surely, that table was anchored somehow... it would have moved at least a bit, under the laws of physics, unless it was over one tonne or so.

[luca13751]

ke catorcio



[MACKYDELICIOUS]

lol get yourself a table.

[nincritzu]

my tables 5 horsepower...from 0 kph to 60 kph in 30 minutes.....

very strong chassis, i race it, eat on it , read on it and also i park it in my house.

[wwwNooBcom]

Iv just put a deposit down for a brand new 2011 table, i take delivery at the start of the new year i cant wait, even bought new plates for it and everything.

[BizzLeVrai]

two years now I own my table And I not regret

the table is amazing and I can evan Eat my diner on it. and my friend love come to my house and play poker with me on my table

something you can do with a G wiz.

[Sturmbannfuhrer21]

Damn tables are bad ass!!!!!

[backacheache]

@Sturmbannfuhrer21

It only looks like a table, its actually a sheet of steel fixed into the tarmac with 3foot spikes

[Sturmbannfuhrer21]

@backacheache Who cares I'd still have that over a G-Wiz

[namas000]

i got a table gti power by 5 strong men in shorts...

[MSNIMSM]

Ok Im buying a table.

WOuld a chair also suffice?

XD

[ACERSKID]

now try a hummer ! :D

[Samladdy]

Table beat a G-Wiz? LOL XD! G-Wiz is an awful car lol

[ThatKidKnows]

1:40 - You Can Buff That out!

[andrew1995harman]

wow. if i was the creator of that car, i would change my name and go abroad. Who would even think of making this car.

"Let's make a car that goes 10mph, and can't break a table".

[yuiyuizz]

what is the horsepower for the gee whiz

[arkerry]

@yuiyuizz i don`t think the term horsepower is appropriate for a g-wiz maybe we can measure it in shetland ponies

[UberMan5000]

@arkerry I'd rather measure it in ants. How much antpower does it have?

[tjmviking235]

@UberMan5000 ants? id measure in snailpower

[EWillard44]

@arkerry No in beetles (the bug not the car)

[kotzpenner]

how can a car that works with electricity produce smoke?

and the table didnt move? maybe its positive for the car because of the low-weight

[devil01942]

the G-Wiz was like a tennis ball bouncing off a table~

[toyotaprius79]

the tables anchored down,though serves that plastic mistake wat it deserves.

[couchfort]

Hoooooly shit, that car just got fucked.

[SolarSurface]

youtube.com/user/SolarSurface

I've watched this with someone on youtube before and it always cracks us up! =)

"Come on TABLE!"

Sigh. the things that Top Gear come up with

Classic!

[JELH]

Poor table... :-(

[juankair1]

Ok people, it is a sad day for india, their very econimical car, the G Wiz, better known there as the Reva, got pwned by an IKEA table, lets have some respect and be quiet for two minutes

XDDDDD

[civictunerz]

EPIC!!! Very funny!!! I love top gear

[juankair1]

whahahahahahahahahah

a stupid wooden thing wins from a plastic thing with an, i think, engine thats heavier than a table. G-WIZ sucks

[Whahah28]

@juankair1 thats my name

[TheSolarmike]

This is a total waste and a Crime

[icyhell1]

I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD!

[sergiopmcerqueira]

This is an entertainment show and this particulary clip is intended to be a parody to show the ridiculous car that the G-Wiz is and not to be taken seriously and scientifically.

Unfortunately some brainless people don't understand.

Imagine that tey replace the table for a 50cc (heavier but not much) motorcicle and leave on the stand. would it not move and destroy the car like the table? Motorciclist can now rest because if a G-Wiz or other similar car it them they will not suffer any damage.

[greenscreenn00bster]

lolololololol

[Dragonhcf]

if u give me that car free I still will treat as rubbish

[robbbbbbbin]

my dream car is now the table

[sergiopmcerqueira]

if the table wasn't fixed to the floor the result would have been different.

[icyhell1]

even if the table was bolted to the floor ( which it wasn't) the car just scratched the table, the table fucked up the car

[sergiopmcerqueira]

your comment shows yor knowledge of physics. The table weighs around 15kg and the car I dont know but i imagine 600kg. with the impact, if the table were loose it would be thrown several meters. Look at 1:12 and you can see. But if you are so smart try for yourself. You can put a chair on your corridor and run against it (Your weigh 130kg chair 8kg) using your great wisdom the chair will not move an inc, right?

[ROCKSOLID19]

I rather go to work on the table than that piece of crap

[five0393]

which season and ep is this?

[crazyp2jimmy]

Not from Top Gear. This is from a movie called "Super Car Showdown" that Jeremy Clarkson did on his own.

[xitup1]

hahahhahahhahahahahhahaha i can't stop laughing! That thing got fucking totaled by the table...ROFL!!!!

[scagliettileopard]

how does that possible, a G-wiz weights 500kg+ !

[Mach0ne7O]

enviromentally frienly acid,lol

[Gamedraco]

That crash into the table was Pathetic! The G-Wiz was totaled and the table was hardly nicked!

Even if they did reinforce and braced the table, The fact is I would think that the table would have a bigger crack in it.

I am in the US and I am glad that this car is not in my country. It would not stand a chance against the giant gas guzzlers we have here.

A bet the Hummer H2 could run it over with its tire with the standard tire and ground clearance it's set with in the factory.

[supersandman86]

its even better when hammond races a gwiz with a rc car

[JZX100Chaser]

G-Wiz got owned by a table.

[juankair1]

@JZX100Chaser  WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH gbye gwiz

[michaelfergusonuk]

@JZX100Chaser At Least we can say to the Indian Maker "REVA"...

"We Have Funiture which Goes Better than This... Literally!".

I Wonder Why the "TATA Nano" Has Escaped Similar Ridicule.

[ekono209]

dude you could actually do like some hulk stuff on this car.......and it will be REAL!