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  • Thanks!!! That just made my fuckin day!!

  • Two shots of whiskey, a dose of muscle relaxer, an ignorance of basic science, and WHAM! You're ready to Spread The Word!

  • Someone could explain it to Bill, but he wouldn't ever understand. No, I take that back.  He's too intellectually lazy to put forth the effort to understand.

  • GRAVITY BILL, the same answer as for the tides, gravity...

    It's almost as if he does it on purpose.

  • Colbert is my god....

  • Wow - such willful ignorance on "oh really's" part is beyond sickening

  • @abqmarchosias Baww ORLY is quite sickening, isn't he?

  • Yes Bill... there is a miscommunication... between reality, logic and your brain.

  • holy shit, O'Reilly really is dumber than a sack of hammers. Really, really dumb hammers...

  • Sad that there are people so stupid, unconscious, or unaware that they actually listen and believe this charlatan snake oil salesman. He doesn't care, he has become RICH off of you poor people.

  • Oh Bill........there was for sure a miscommunication somewhere....in your education of how nature works.

  • I think the whole Peter Griffin charcter was made out of Bill O'Reilly.

  • What a fucking Moron

  • He is a grade A moron.

  • I meant liquid ocean anyways

  • *Facepalm* Mars doesn't have an ocean...

  • @anikinippon Lmao, fucking idiot

  • Hopefully them Tigers will make the tide miscommunicate tonight!

  • Food goes in, shit comes out, never a miscommunication.

  • @Xanrry hahahahaha....

  • weed goes in the pipe, smoke comes out, man I want a pop tart.

  • @Eldwinn Wow.. That's what happened to me earlier. The same exact order..

  • I was at work, a co-worker showed this to me... oh, this made me laugh sooooooooo hard! I was waiting for another stupid line from him like "drink water, pee it out. Can't explain it." bahaahah

    we don't have to prove it... scientists have found answers. just cause ppl don't like it, doesn't mean they can choose a fantasy one! lololol

  • What bothers me the most is that somebody that stupid got his own show.

  • @Devidra87 - Well it is Fox isn't it.

  • you have stupid theists as well as smart ones.

    same goes for atheists and agnostics, don't generalize entire groups of people based on bill o riley.

  • @Trisscarro

    Intelligence is irrelevant, though education plays a factor. Religion is a myth and a scam, but that's not an assault on the religious. We're acting the crime, not the victims. This isn't an equal fight, this isn't two valid opinions, this is truth and falsity, it's just falsity on such a large scale that it's become the status quo. Religion deserves ridicule, and those like Bill who defend it WITH their ignorance also do.

  • IDIOT!!!!!!!! The moon is either a large section of primordial earth taken out by a massive meteorite (to the tune of a rock the size of Mars), or a piece of the same earth that was sent outward via centrifugal forces caused by the Earth's initial spin.

  • @dolphindanny98

    OH YA WELL DEN HOW DID DA ERTH GET THUR??

  • @Kloborgg Well, Kloborgg, first, might I strongly suggest spell check next time you try to make a point? And second, the earth is an amalgamation of subatomic particles (known as electrons, neutrons and protons, which you might need to go to school to know about), that likely formed into elements during supernovae. Earth itself formed roughly 4.5 billion years ago, and just so happened to be in the ideal location in our solar system for life to develop.

  • @dolphindanny98

    Relax bro, sarcasm.

  • @Kloborgg Oh, ok. I was wondering why you had a stupid comment just below a very intelligent one. I'm glad that some people on the internet are smart.

  • bill o'reilly is an idiot, but youd be even dumber to take what he says seriously.

  • Tide goes in, stain comes out.never a miscommunication.

  • Air goes in stupid comes out. Can't explain that.

  • Bread goes in, toast goes out. Never a miss-communication.

  • lol that was hilarious

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  • This reminds me of the video title that says, "can a scientific illiterate debate science?"

  • This is possibly the best thing I have ever seen.

    My God, Colbert is actually intelligent and understands basic science!

  • HeheheHAHAHA! oh man, read a book other than a bible for once Bill (not a fictional one or a story, a science book about the formation of planets/moons/stars and evolution).

  • energy its alive and its all the same at the start we are all just lumps of flest to contane energy. also we have conplex bodys not bye luck bill nor god we have them form millions of years of tril and erreor

  • @dondondonman

    Please proofread your spelling before writing something I partially agree with in a public place.

  • @tifforo1 yes im srry lol you sound like my writing teacher i get letters mixed up all the time srry again

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  • Food comes in, shit comes out. You can't explain that.

  • Sometimes I wonder how things could have just worked out the way they did, how life could come to be without a God... After watching this I lose all faith, or whatever little I ever had.

  • @ViperXXXXXXX welcome to the club

  • stephen colbert <3

  • is this the same guy that said we (the netherlands) have a different kind of calculus compared to the united states? Please ignore him.. PLEASE!

  • Scary... Just, scary...

  • I want a Jesusaurus Rex

  • Beer goes in pee comes out you can't explain that and I can't feel my face either ;)

  • @MoMember88 Fuckin' GENIUS!!!! LOL!!!!

  • The saddest thing is knowing that people listen to Bill O'Reilly and think the crap he spouts makes sense...

  • @Mogley52 "Read the popular Internet article HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM!"

    then read the article about how there still isn't any evidence for existence of any gods, especially the one of the bible.

  • @Mogley52 Do you even understand evolution? There's no such thing as a 'partially evolved cell'. Evolution isn't something that is EVER completed. It's a never ending process that cannot happen to and individual. Evolution is change within a population as a whole, never an individual.

  • Must read article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS. Just google the title.

  • A MEME WAS BORN!

  • Click on mouse...porn comes up...never a miscommunication.

  • I just LOVE O'Reilly for this, because this is a perfect example of such a false logic and so many similar phenomena. When you put aside his ignorance about school science (its hard, I know) there are still flaws on so many levels. The neatest example is "you, guys, are just desperate". And yes, O'Reilly is fuckin bad person!

  • it really sucks that we live in a world where an idiot like this can be on tv.why didn't he get fired the second he said something so stupid.sir you are incompetent and not worthy of living on our planet and wasting our air

  • "How'd the moon get there?"

    WTF!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • 2:10 furry face palm! =P

  • Because you ask a question and say "c'mon" is not an argument. What makes me so angry with BO is that he still thinks he has the intellectual high ground, when he doesn't.

  • Where did you find the clip of the facepalming furry?

  • I would be depressed if my thinking was so parrochial. The tide comes, the tide comes out- therefore there's a god.

    (facepalmSLAP!)

  • @Domzdream hahahahaha This is a thumbs up for me. (facepalm + SLAP!) yeah! hahaha

  • Thanks a lot for posting this, dude. I love to see Orielly get the roasting he deserves.

  • O'Reilly is a complete moron who is convinced that he's more intelligent and educated than the rest of us. What's worse is the slimy cocksuckers at Fox and elsewhere actually pay him to spread his stupidity on the airwaves. Who can listen to this guy and actually believe anything he says? You'd have to be an idiot.

  • wait, he's so ignorant.... he is so dumb... he is so... reilly???

  • I've never actually watched Colbert before, but seeing that little section there... I have to go check him out. That was epic.

  • @downyourtube go away. You didn't find anything.

  • How'd God get there? Who put 'em there? C'mon. Did God just happen?

    I suspect O'Reilly is laughing at his own fan base as he cashes in on them. I sure hope he is.

  • HOWD IT GET THERE

  • @MeepullStewray HOWD IT GET THERE, HOWD IT GET THERE,HOWD IT GET THERE, HOWD IT GET THERE,HOWD IT GET THERE, HOWD IT GET THERE,HOWD IT GET THERE, HOWD IT GET THERE?

  • I can prove God is real. I found the Garden of Eden He created. Look at my Videos.

  • I'm surprised that O'Reilly doesn't know how the moon or the Sun formed. We learned that in like the 5th grade--no wait, I think it was the 4th grade.

    Actually, no, I'm not surprised that O'Reilly doesn't know how.

  • Bill can you get a fucking biology/physics/chemistry books? You pathetic illiterate.

  • Er.... Darwin has NOTHING to do with Big Bang. To infer that observed phenomena will have natural, albeit unknown, explanations is perfectly reasonable. No gap in knowledge through history has EVER had God as an explanation. If you do posit divine power into a gap, then you have failed, as there is no explanatory power in such an 'answer;. You are just uncomfortable not knowing. Is the cure for cancer supernatural? If not, why not?

  • Sun goes up?

  • Colbert's 2 shows on colbertreport()com on O'Reilly's tide "proof" are hilarious.

    It basically boils down to "God must exist because I don't know how sh*t works".

    LOL

  • Ohhh man.. Colbert is awesome!

  • @aatefmagic Amen, brother...

  • I don't car ewhat anybody says, Jesussaurus Rex sounds awesom ! :D

  • Here is how the moon was formed.

    As the Earth was forming, a large panetoid that we call Thea collided with the Earth, smashing a large chunk of the Earth and itself falling into orbit around the Earth, thus forming the moon.

  • Facepalm at 2:10 is truly amazing.

  • Colbert's just a comedian, he wasn't serious. he parady's republicans. that's his bit

  • @cruelbusiness1984 What the fuck do you mean he wasn't serious?! Of course he was fucking serious! Just because he does parody doesn't mean he does it just because he'll think people will get a laugh out of it. He does it to defend his own belief... and to get a laugh out of it.

    In the name of Snoop Dog, FUCK bill o reilly.

  • OK I'll explain god to you: so there I am having my Cocoa Krispies for breakfast, white milk goes in, chocolate milk comes out, now explain THAT!!!

  • Jesus... what a moron...

  • Oh man we atheists got served hard, we never did take the time to ask why we have a moon andt not the other planets, or why the sun disappears at night, or why the tide always goes in and out, and why do I drive a BMW? Its all God, "never a miscommunication".

    Colbert rocks.

  • "Okay, how'd the moon get there?"

  • Fucking magnets, how do they work? Billy-o has been reduced to Insane Clown Posse

  • The stupid... it hurts us... it burns us....

  • Can I ask that the atoms that make up Bill O'Reilly not be included in the universe on the next go around.... please? Thanks :)

  • How can a human be that dumb?

  • @jwilla11 Who says he's human? ;P

  • @jwilla11 Unfortunately it's not just ignorance, it's willful ignorance.

    He does not want to know - it's apparently boring scientific stuff and that stuff's not really important - it claims crazy things like "global warming", "evolution", and that "germs" cause disease (after all, we all know that demonic possession causes that).

    It's all about the fundamental problem (as I see it), the pervasive attitude in our culture that says we can believe (read: delude ourselves about) whatever we want.

  • Haha!! - Poor old Bill really isn't the brightest and shiniest button in the box, is he??

  • O'Reilly is just displaying his ignorance. He is the one desparetly clinging to his medevil nonsense

  • Yes luck, yes it just happend for no special reason, and yes o'reilly stop it with the acid

  • Haha, ORielly is dumber than a 5th grader!

  • @Coolness548 "It doesn't matter if he's acting or he isn't, he still makes millions of dollars.

    Obviously, he's doing something right."

    sadly, that is what society has been degraded to through capitalism...as long as you're making money, you're "doing something right."

    really? i guess in that case drug dealers, thieves, contract killers, corrupt politicians, and completely disingenuous fucks like o'reilly are all "doing something right," since they are making money.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime Damn straight.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime There is no meaningful difference between a "drug dealer" and a pharmacist, bar tender or 7-11 clerk selling cigarettes. Drug dealers are only doing something illegal, not immoral. Prohibition, OTOH is as morally bankrupt as alcohol prohibition was. I would respect a drug dealer far more than a politician.

  • @christo930 yeah drug dealers sell drugs----politicians sell dreams---at least one is an actual product

  • @C0ct0pusPrime i'm so glad you wrote that, I was about to write something almost identical in regards to the 'making money implies he's right' quote... I came across your videos for the first time today and I love them, I think ill spend my saturday night watching! cheers!

  • @C0ct0pusPrime LOL pwned so bad Coolness548's mom felt it.

  • @Coolness548 making millions isnt always the right thing~

  • @EyEnOtgAy unfortunately in this day and age it is....

  • @Coolness548 money is not the sum of a man. There are plenty of dangerous psychopaths that are millionaires or even billionaires. And he is doing something right, he realises that his audience is scientifically retarded and ten to believe him on faith.

  • I love when he's talking about alien life on other planets and why we can't find any...does bill even understand the scope and magnitude of the universe? its like wading into the atlantic knee deep, reaching down, finding nothing, and proclaiming "theres no fucking fish in this ocean"....

  • Bill O'Reilly is a walking facepalm.

  • so his argument is that because only the earth has substantial life it must be because a divine creator made it that way? its called random chance if all the other planets in the solar system had the same atmosphere and plentiful life that would be more evidence of a conscious deity's master plan but just one planet is clearly just a random occurrence

  • the only way to answer an idiot like bill o'reilly is through ridicule. well done.

  • I'm confused. Do I DISLIKE this because Bill O'Reilly is an ignoramus OR do I like this because this YouTube user is showing how pathetic this "man" is?

  • @HonestMom a thumbs up for this video makes o'reilly's hemorrhoids flare up :)

  • @HonestMom Yeah, I don't get that one either...

  • lmao this is why im atheist 

  • And people actually watch his show for news lol.

  • I think the bigger mystery is, how in the hell did Bill O' Reilly graduate from Harvard?!?

  • @atoninc I don't believe you.

  • This is hilarious.

  • The coc goes in...the coc goes out.......NEVER a miscommunication!

  • You are a MORON Bill O'Reilly!!

  • 1:27

    How does anyone that confused earn millions of dollars a year?

    Can it be that he has millions of people more ignorant than him paying money to hear his "wisdom"

    Only in America.

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  • I'd be happy to explain to him how the moon got there. Next he'd ask how the earth got there, and I'd explain THAT. Then he'd ask how the stars that blew up in order for there to even be an earth got there, and I'd explain THAT. Then he'd ask how the protoplasm and early matter got there, and we'd be over to the big bang - and that's where we could begin a discussion.

    However, this would sort of knock his whole "evolution is bullshit" statements out of the water....

  • im goin with the raccoon on this one as usual

  • Bill O'Reilly speaks, millions of people facepalm. Never a miscommunication.

  • i am a pinhead liberal because You have to believe that the same public school idiot who can't teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    You have to believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid.

    You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Iranians.

  • How did the moon get there? it hitchhiked, what the fuck, is he really that dumb? sun goes up and down? when the hell does this happen? I must be missing that alot.

  • How did the moon get there? it hitchhiked, what the fuck, is he really that dumb?

  • How'd the moon get there? Go to a museum on astronomy. They explain about the accretion disc and how planets and moons can form (including asteroid and planetary collisions).

    What, is O'Reilly's whole argument the "god of the gaps"-fallacy? I always thought he was... sort of smart. But here he seems really and utterly stupid.

  • who are the 15 morrons who did nt like this video????

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  • I turn the key and the car engine starts, I turn the key again and the car engine stops

    Never a miscommunication.

  • You look like chuggs Coct0.

  • Is Bill seriously this stupid?

    So he "knows" there is a god because he is to stupid to understand the science!

    WOW!

    God B. Less!

  • bill makes a fool of himself every single time, never a miscommunication.

  • The frequent question of "How did it get there?" all boils down to, "If [fill in the blank] got there, because some supernatural, divine entity put it there, then where did the supernatural, divine entity come from?" Then just apply that answer to the first question.

  • He has the attitude: "Come on. You know it's true. *I* know that you know it's true. Stop pretending you don't believe."

    Come on, Bill. We all know that the person who put the moon in the sky is the same person who put the presents under your Christmas tree - the prophet Muhammad. Stop pretending you don't know.

  • and he graduated from Harvard.. how can someone be so idiotic.. a grade school student knows better..

  • @UmattWayO Or he just knows his audience and is trying to appeal to them.

  • fucking hilarious

  • I see bill oreily hammer down his guest with intimidation, but here we see that he is just a jerk.

  • I have always known he was a space cadet but I had no idea that he beat the rest of the Human race to all the other planets in the Universe and found no life.

    Wow Fox must have a big budget than all the other space faring nations combined.

  • again, TROLL HARDER.

  • Who put it there? Who? Was it you? Who did it? Who put it there? Who? Anybody? Moon? Up there? Seriously... ? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

  • Why don't you bloody Yankees just assassinate this dumbshit fucktard O'Reilly?

    Run him over, shoot him, blow him up, whatever!

    America would be a loooooooot smarter place if you did.

    Healthier too, because the garbage that comes out this fools mouth is radioactive.

  • this asshole gets paid for this shit too.

  • That bozo is indicative of how far America has fallen. To think he's on prime time tv spouting such ignorant rubbish.

  • Bwahahahahaahaha, I'm laughing at Billo every time I see this or him... hahahaha

  • wow just WOW

    sounds like a 4 yr old little kid with next to no knowledge of science!!! how and why do they let this guy on tv? hes only promoting ignorance!!!

  • Bill O did it again! America's most beloved promoter of ignorance and stupidity!

  • I don't know whether to believe that Bill O'Reilly's ignorance is genuine or a ploy to sucker people to watch him for the LOLs. Either way, he comes across as an idiot.

  • GRAVITY IS JUST A THEORY! HOW'D IT GET THERE?

    

  • that fucking smirth on billos face makes me want to fucking knock his teeth out