2005-04-14 Opie and Anthony: The Burger King 911 Call

[TronaldDump420]

that's crazy and disturbing Fuck your Hamburger Bitch I hope they wipe their ass's with the her bun and jizz in her secret sauce

[CommitToFocus]

Its shit like this that makes me pray for the apocalypse. Let's see this fat, demanding bitch survive on her own. Idiot.

[shedgen0]

Jimmy had me in tears

[senorcrab]

I hope all the frytards working the kitchen jizzed all over her burger.

[tedatlas]

Thanks fobias for putting the date of the show in the title.

[KenFan4life]

Pistol whip that bitch

[RayPinpillage]

This is exactly why I would NEVER marry an american broad. Shit like this. When I see those "Princess" or "Proud Bitch" t shirts, I go right over to the foreign girls.

[dogshittaco24]

She should have called the Better Burger Bureau.

[MindstormRecs]

Shut the fuck up Gollum, I mean Jimmy

[MindstormRecs]

Lol who the fuck would call 911 for this? Call the company and go somewhere else bitch!

[Hughezy]

what the fuck kind've parents takes their kid to a work out and then to go get a burger? big fat batter whore.

[gnarkill87]

Haha I love devil's advocate Jimmy!

[rocknrollporn]

bk doesnt even sell westerns. thats carls jr.

dumb bitch

[randyHEADLOCKorton]

for some reason i picture the careless bitch to look like casey anthony,

[wtfdudenotcool101]

@mormonjoe I bet you get all the ladies don't you, faggot?

[mormonjoe]

@wtfdudenotcool101 Got your mom last night.

[wtfdudenotcool101]

@mormonjoe You waited one week to come back with a hack "fucked your mom" line? Clearly not worth my time. BLOCKED.

[mormonjoe]

@wtfdudenotcool101 Sorry I was busy living my life away from a computer. You're right, though, that was a lame one. I should have used something clever and original like "faggot". That's what the cool kids say.

[bigbagron]

I got such douche chills I couldn't even listen to this.

[Grassdragoon]

lol tracy morgan is the shit, that is all.

[71meshuggah]

Here's hoping that the next Western burger this "soccer-mom sperm-bank" bites into has a hot lava of "special sauce" that someone jacked into her sandwich. Dumb suburban cunt.

[seka1986]

Someone needs to take a dump on her face.

[sjfan1]

Tracy Morgan has the funniest fucking voice in the world. YEAAHHH JAYYY MOOHHH'!!

[beyo2120]

"so like what am i supposed to do?" the fuck you mean what are you supposed to do? i would have told that spoiled little arrogant cunt to go put a friggen gun in her mouth and do us all a favor! smmfh

[bigdroz1982]

They should have dragged this cunt into the BK and dunked her stupid fucking head into the deep fryer.

[eviltube1111]

i hope this cunt died

[sr038]

c'mon guys lets keep creating people like this by continuing to reward this behavior & never saying anything adverse to what she wants

[CraigMetalHead]

Fucking Tracy Morgan on the show and making sense... what the fuck?! I thought it was Jay Mohr to begin with.

[ESponge2000]

Go to another burger king, use your iphone maps and GPS it

[kjf2able]

Tracy Morgan from 4:18 to 4:39 LMFAO

[RelleRoulette]

im on jimmys team cuz i kno how it feel to get treated like shit by food industries

[RCTPatriot75]

I hope her husband goes bankrupt her daddy loses all his money and her kids use the tae-kwon-do to kick her ass.

[jamauln1]

Stubborn cunt is stubborn.

[Nightwing690]

i hope norton dies a horrible aids death, what an asshole

[TheAllha]

@Nightwing690 hopefully at the same time you will die of ass cancer.  numbnuts

[StarFuxingHipster]

oh, literal Jim

[McNugget06]

Jimmy made the best point LOL

[bostonredsox49]

This dumb broad sounds A LOT like Martha. Linger Longer

[1844Freddy]

Jimmy's take on this is so great.

[enacra101]

lmao I was just waiting for someone to smack Sam for his sarcasm

[TheCorporalClegg]

this women needs to get laid

[JerseyNoodles]

@TheCorporalClegg

She's already spawned, she needs to STOP getting laid, for the good of humanity. Someone put a bullet in her brain to stop her from spreading more of her godforsaken DNA.

[savicolts45]

I mean, just because you weren't able to watch Jon and Kate Plus 8 doesnt mean you gotta be a Cunt and call the Cops....

[GrundySolomon]

two yellow belts and a million questions of what could have been

[MartinSargent]

@ 5:09 The 911 dispatcher sounded like she was about to say, "This is bullshit." And just hang the fuck up. Hehehe.

[FayeValentine666]

good god this chick needs to be stabbed.

[XtraTrstrL]

WTF?! I can't believe this is real. The station cop should have hung up on her.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

if she ever gets her hamburger I hope the burger is spat upon by the manager and all the employees. And then dumped into the mop water.

[CBrusich]

spat on!?! She should have had that burger presented to her with a big load of cummsies seacreation sauce.

[MetalMario03]

@hollywoodwerewolf That's so wrong! You forgot to add that one of the employees should wipe their ass with it.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

dumb soccer mom

[whargarbbl]

The stupidest cunt ever.

[thrashmetalfiend]

I love this because I have to deal with cuntish customers on a regular basis at Subway (or as Iike to call it, Shitway).

[BestNameEvar]

god I love Jimmy in this

[jmhis34]

wow - you sound like Jimmy Norton!!!

[bonigga]

What a fuckin waste of skin! she should just jump off a bridge.

[GrundySolomon]

while this bitch is on the phone calling the cops her husband is banging some 21 yr old tennis instructor named Lucy

[GrundySolomon]

Jimmy is great and keeps it going

[Godzilla00X]

it be ironic and kinda funny at the same time if she got the burger she wanted and died cause it made with tainted meat

[enigma414]

this was probably sarah palin's distant cousin

[ozhall3]

Jimmy's so great here.

[chifour66]

Crap! Not "my" I meant "why." This woman needs a serious beat down. She sounds like the rest of the snotty bitches in my neighborhood.

[chifour66]

This is my natural selection should be allowed to work.... Let her die of stupidity!!!!

[friendobrians]

i love you yimmy!

[JeremyRodriguez06]

i want to have sex with this woman, make her choke as i cum in her throat, and smack her in the head with my dick afterwards while calling her a cuntwhore. she's sexy

[nkslnkvl]

@JeremyRodriguez06 hot

[Kingofcorrect]

posted on my birthday lol

[11825code6]

update: she's dead

[WikedJuggal0]

I hope this fat spoiled rich cunt gets a Razor Blade in her burger along with a side of Shotgun Bullets and a nice Ol drink of Anti-Freeze

That 911 operator deserves a fucking award for that

[thedancemetaltwins]

I listened to another podcast cover this a couple of weeks ago and one of the hosts said exactly what Opie is saying at 1:25 (not word for word of course.)

Fucking soccer moms.

[Athhippie]

I seriously hope this bitches bush catches on fire during a family BBQ.

[Efreeti]

"Two yellow belts and a million questions of what could have been"

Hahaha, Jimmy <3

[Hellogoodbye26]

I want her to spontaneously combust

[TomMSTie]

Burger Bitch: "Well what am I 'spose to do?"

Me: "Get a vibrator!"

[Jorrun]

Spoiled rich suburban bitch

[Andros1921]

Coin-sider yourself a bitch!!!!!!!!!

[ToruKun1]

"The problem with all of you is that you hate women..." LMAO!! Fuckin' Jimmy! I also love the time they were watching Paul O's movie and he was being all insincere to him and shit...OMG! XD

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

Oh man, Jimmy playing devil's advocate is killing me. And then topping it all off with, "she should've sent the deputies down, they should've dragged her from the truck and raped her mouth". Lil Yimmy f'ing rules. :-D

[TomMSTie]

Mmm, I'm suddenly hungry for some BK.

[Gabster1990]

There are more emergencies than a wrong hamburger.

[Shinchibi]

I hope this twat is crossing the street one day, Taco-Bell bag in one hand and cell in the other, jabbering and babbling to the police as to how she thinks the Taco-Bell employees were purpousely messing up her order and she demands the police look into the matter....and a Sixteen-Wheeler plows into this woman while she's rambling.

Why didn't the cops act on her calling?! If you call the police for the most mundane bullshit, like this, it's against the fucking law!

[jmo18799]

Wow where the fuck is OJ Simpson when ya need um.

[srvoar3]

"Just two yellow belts and a million questions of what could've been"

Jimmy you are king...

[Splangy1]

god damn she has child molester wrighten all over her

[ffhffhfhggjggjhkhklh]

thank god they're ok! What if they had 2 ask 5 times would they have been killed???

[maddne0]

What a fucking cunt.

[johnclavis]

A stupid fucking cunt, to be exact. She must be good-looking. Either way, the fact that someone as stupid and wrongheaded as her could have reproduced MULTIPLE TIMES proves that the human race is doomed. "Idiocracy" is a documentary.

[00D00]

@johnclavis That's my word of the day 'wrongheaded'. I like it.

[pkaskov2]

good god this is unbelievable. dumb twat.