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  • hmm... what if i wanna meet the harry potter cast (daniel radcliffe,emma watson and rupert grint) at my school in oklahoma??????!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • How to dump my girlfriend hmmmm

    So i need a paper and pen for this WHAT IF I WANNA ERASE DDDDD:<<<<<

  • Do I have to use my cousin faith?

  • How to get wat you want :

    1) TROLL

  • Excellent, now I can start building my empire and rule the world! I mean finish this book report on slavery and nothing else >.>

  • Parents: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A FACEBOOK WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TOO?

    Me: You weren't here so I took the opportunity of making one.

    Parents: !@#$^%*!!!!!!!!

  • OH MY GAWSH AND I WANTED TO BE KISSED BY MY BF!!!!!!!!! but i didnt know u needed a giant plan list -_-

  • @kitty22605 do you nead help with guys?

  • this is not the video i want !!! i want a video like forcing your parents to get u something u want !

  • 1. Get a job.

    2. Earn money.

    3. Now, you can get whatever you want.

  • what was up with the guy in the background of the mirror

  • next. how to stop watching howcast and do homework

  • ye rite that dude is just there to look at girls. such a pedo :L

  • Step 1 : Be an adult.

    Step 2 : Do whatever you want.

    Step 3 : Brag to little kids about being able to do what you want.

    Did you know? Women have boobies. Squishy squishy boobies.

  • Step 1: Be a woman

    Step 2: have breasts

    Step 3: PROFIT!!!

  • that guy should give up ballet and start losing weight

  • why him?

  • poor guy, he will never get a girlfriend

  • STEP 1: DISLIKE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE IT IS NOT ACTUALLY HELPFUL STEP 2: STOP TRYING TO GET HELP FROM UTUBE VIDEOS AND DO IT YOURSELF. DID U KNOW HUMANS ARE NOT POTATO'S?

  • F13 to skip the ad.

  • @PykohYT I fell for it -_-

  • step 1: buy a treadmill

    step 2: buy a razor

    optional: kick a bunch of orphans

    Did you know i kill niggas for a living?

  • When someone loses weight, where does the fat go?

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  • 0:55 WAS HIS PHONE ON THE FLOOR? :P

  • i want to destory the world i can 1) let things as they are humanity will do the rest or

    2)learn alchemy to make dangerous stuff.....

    actually im too lazy for plan 2 so i"ll stick with plan 1

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  • Step 1- Whine and Bitch

    Did you know? Cows go Moo....

  • Step 1- be the youngest.

    MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :D

  • How to get what u wnt- items needed- a shotgun puppy dog eyes

    1. get puppy dog eyes

    2.if doesnt work use shotgun

    2.

  • next on howcast : how to drink

  • You always wanted to have something? Now this tehnique will get you EVERYTHING! You will need: Pistol Rifle Opstional: Last stand skill Step 1: Get into a store/building where that thing is. Step 2: Point a rifle in the cashier's face and prevent him to press big red shinny button. TIP: If you don't have a rifle, get a pistol. Step 3: If police comes, kill cashier and get into cover. Step 4: If shot, lay on floor, get handgun and crawl away while shooting. Did you know: Last stand pro is cool!
  • @MrJAVAgamer No its not

    

  • Step 1: Be a boss

  • You will need:

    Money

    Did you know that want is a basic psychological brain function?

  • Funny how McDonald's old slogan was "What you want is what you get"

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  • Step one: Become rich

    

  • The Top Comments are the same! Fuck! >:O

  • step 1: "mom, i saw u making out with the mailman, give me $100 and the car or I'm telling dad"

  • how to get what you wan:

    Step 1: be under 12 years old

    optional: bribe parents to get that for you

    did you know bob is the same forwardds and backwerds?

  • SEX OR IM TELLING THE WORLD THAT YOU ATTEMPTED TO HAVE SEX WITH A DOG

  • The guy in this vid is GAY

  • @Imsoemo224 So wanting to do something that isn't within considered "correct" in genders means someone is gay?

    That's like saying a fat person is gay, just because that person is fat.

  • Mumy please..

    M: NO

    ME: *Cat from shrake Eyes*

    M: Fine!

  • How to get what you want:

    Step 1: Start crying.

    Step 2: Throw a tantrum.

    Step 3: Make sure you top it all off with screaming until your lungs explode.

    Optional: a Bottle and a Pacifier.

    Did you know that when you poop it comes from your Butt-hole?

  • @ilovedolly4 lol on the poop

  • @fatsonic100 Yea I had to add that lol

  • @ilovedolly4 If I did that, my mom would kick my ass til' she was blue in the face. D:

  • @squeeky95 Same here lol

  • How to get what you want you step1: ask what you want for Christmas or birthday step2: wait till the day comes if it is not it then save money

    Did you know you can buy stuff with money?

  • You will Need a friend S.1 tell your friend what u what S.2 if your friend does not lisen

    wipe him down.

  • You will need your body.

    Step 1: Dont be a bitch and get a job. (If you're a kid, Dehydrate someone and sell salt watered lemonade)

    Step 2: Buy the item you want.

    Did you know that time never goes backwards?

  • I really wonder what the next howcast video will be... How to eat bread?

  • You will need a brain

    Step 1: ask politely.

    Step 2: if you didn't get what you want shove a knife down their throat

     did you know gay people like guys?

  • @xXMattyXHazeXx not really, a gay woman does not love guys.

  • Next up on howcast: how to go on youtube

  • Sooo...... this guys goal is to become a ballerina??f Did you know burgers are healthy?

  • How to get what you want:

    You will need: A vagina

  • @hiitoha so steal it rite??

  • Want something? Just take it, Goddammit.

  • how to get what you want:

    Step 1: have huge tits

    did you know that everyone likes boobs?

  • i dont even bother doing any of these videos,,i just watch

  • Lol ballet

  • Step 1: Buy a Gun

    Step 2: Intimidation

  • lol he is learning ballet

  • ummmmm flash my boobs...........

  • Get a gun and say "BITCH I WANT IT MY WAY!!! NOW!"

  • Damnn i w

  • step 1: be a badass. 

  • thumbs up if u think he gay

  • @what1234656778 what? he is as manly as a man can be.

  • what if i said i wanted to look like taylor lautener and im a complat fatass and im lazy as shit??

  • 0:31 as a person who dances ballet that made me want to cry1 stand on big toe for whole minute way to ruin your feet! guy dont do pointe and its not called stanind on your bid toe its called being en pointe!

  • what i want is a new car...but 1st i must have some money..

  • Be... LIKE A BOSS!!!

  • You will need a rifle

    Step 1 : Point the rifle and get what you want

    Did you know that bullets kill ?

  • @PcGameHunter I was just about to write that!

  • @Username14129 I wanted to write this the second i saw the title XD

  • @PcGameHunter Bullet Dont Kill People. People Kill People.

  • about the focus thhing... would if you have ADHD??

  • why was his phone on the floor?

  • ahhh got no pen, sry can't get anything

  • Step 1: Steal

    WIN!

  • how to get what you want:

    Step 1: get a 12Gauge Shotgun.

    step 2: you will get what you want.

    optional: do the cry baby technique.

    Did you know that water is liquid ?

  • @1b0ya3ga woe woe woe! WHAT! i could have SWORN water was solid! D:

  • I wonder if this work to win lottery

  • Lololol his list of things crack me up.X"D And then at the top it says "Just Dance". xDDDD

  • how to get wut u want

    step 1: get a gun

    step 2: shoot anyone that stabds in ur way

  • What if we have parents ? -_-

  • i tried everything JUST TO GET UNBANNED FROM MY WII PSP AND ALSO DS but my mom still dosen't want to give it back :P

  • Focus huh? Hmm do they have someplace you can....OooH! Look! It's a UNICORN! Good thing I'm blond...

  • but i want money :c

  • whaats most important to me:

    Super smash bros. brawl

  • @rebeccacab40 whats more important than that

    super smash bros for wii u

  • i try this and i still dont have a dog again and i dont have a million monster high dolls and a million lps

  • oh the horrible things i could do with this.hmmmm

  • @FuBuh1n1Zombikiller- I think that your comment was really good and I may not be a Muslim but that was really kind of you to say that!!!!

  • FUCK WHY DO I STILL DONT HAVE SUPERPOWERS!!!!!

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  • he has a BIG beard

  • Nice beard Mohammed

  • @uogf your dumb comment makes me wanna reply to you .... but no life muslim haters like you are just not worth it .

    and yes im a muslim

    .

  • Step 1: Be Chuck

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  • i <3 how cast and <3 <3 <3 hoe cast

  • @asdfdfggfd EXACTLY! HOE CAST!!!

  • you will require: pure awesomeness mined from the fourth dimensional mountains of pluto

  • Lol i take ballet lessons!

  • Step 1

    Roll on the floor crying and screaming XP

  • When i watch this i thought it would help me get a new phone(which i want my mum ti pay for)... It did not help at all

  • piggy with a tuttut lol

  • Gayest gay ever >.>

  • oh god, this dude knows nothing about ballet haha

  • I HAVE THAT SAME MAKER NO KIDDING!!!!!! and this sux this is what my mum told me to do for other goals. and @iLovePie8320 me 2

  • i thought this was how to get your parents to buy usless crap for you

    screw you howcast

  • @yuipoi2008 ummmm no its not.

    and im not a dude.

  • Step 1 point a weapon at them and say let me in

  • if youre a girl to do this

    step 1: bend over and get ready for anal

    you surely will get what you want.

  • DAMNIT! I dont have any of those!

  • i <3 howcast

  • where do you buy faith?

  • Step 1: Go to store

    Step 2: Buy ice cream

    Step 3:Profit

    

  • Step 1: Bitch.

    

  • Step 1: Use kind words and a gun

  • step 1: kill your self, you'll never get what you want.

  • self doubts in your self conscious self.

  • i want a play station 3. :D

  • I want a 3DS...

  • he looks like the guy from hangover who said retard

  • how to get what you want

    step 1: be me

  • he looks nothing like shaycarl

    what u talkin bout willis

  • holy shit its zach galifilianakis

  • u want more gold than fort knox

  • that guy is sooooo gay if he is a grown man tryin to get in ballet

  • i want sex

  • This indeed reminds me of The Secret / Law of Attraction.

  • The actor is simply the best <3

  • Ugh

    

  • "The Secret":))

  • He kind of looks like Shay Carl.

  • @CHEERorDANCE the old shaycarl!

  • @CHEERorDANCE NOOO SHAY CARL SHAVED HIS BEARD AND HE LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT!!!!

  • @CHEERorDANCE yep

  • Ty I'm going to get what I want! :D

  • law-of-attration much?

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