@himjenny Oh, and just curious...what would you do if you found a live bomb onboard? Quick, quick!!! Or how about...give me one effective technique to make a 250lb terrorist drop to his knees in agony. Hurry!!! Don't know?? Didn't think so. Guess you'd be SOL without us "glorified waitresses." Have a FABBBBBULOUS day. :-))))
@himjenny You wouldn't call us "glorified waitresses" after we save ur life during an a/c emergency, which, by the way, is the PRIMARY reason we r on the flight to begin with. Serving pax is merely a courtesy we provide. It is NOT what the main purpose of our job is. We spend 3 intense mos. of training to save lives..learning how to deal w/bombs, knife-wielding terrorists, emergency evacs, CPR/defibrillation, self-defense. We only have 1 day of service training to appease ppl like u.
@JoJosMyLuv haha, save my life? oh, I'll be waiting for THAT day to come. you'll be shitting in your pants panicking and crying your ugly eyeballs out. you think you're the only one who can do cpr/defibrillation? take 3 classes and any hospital volunteer high school kid knows how to do it. Okay, so you know how to deal with bombs, what are you going to do when you see one? let me guess!!! cut the red wire! what a joke little stuartist lady, what a joke!! as if you know how to handle bombs psshh
so true. how many times have i heard some frequent flyer say. "i'm a selfish person of the highest order and fly all over the galaxy. i know what goes on here. you are rude."
I've actually seen real life assholes like this at airports and on aeroplanes. How the staff deal with them without slaying a motherfucker is beyond me. I could never do their job. God bless them all.
oh boy "quadrupal purple blue red silver bronze green yellow platinum diamond elite to the third power" lol this totally made my night! thanks for making this!
Last time I checked, a Flight attendants job is to evacuate an aircraft in under 90 seconds, fight fires, and tend to medical emergencies on board? They train for 6-8 weeks for a reason...wait until the FAA steps in and removes all of the beverage/meals from most US flights.... then what are helpless people like this going to do? Baaahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
written by a typical lazy ass FA, if you hate dealing with pax so much, go get a desk job. BTW, any frequent flyer knows that FA are not suppose to lift bags, and how long flights have to be to provide meals. And yes, I do fly more then you and pay more per you then your salaries every year in air fares.
@samzhang001 We average between 80-100 hours of flying per month for work, and often tack on additional hours for commutes. You would have to fly overseas a few times each week to come close, and something tells me you don't.
Between your poor grammar and use of industry jargon ("pax" instead of "passengers"), I'm going to guess that you are not a business traveler. At best, you are an airline employee from another department who was jilted by a f/a. My guess is crew scheduling.
the ones that are triple gold platinum diamond to the purple fourth millionth power are always the ones that never know what is available on the flights they always fly on!
Well, he's either an "Elite", or a noob who got his ticket for free using miles. For some reason, people who pay for their own tickets don't usually act like that. Nor do people who receive one of those rare upgrades at the gate.
The pax I really hateare those who manage to sit in the very front row of Economy (Coach), stow their cabin baggage in the business cabin and spend the entire flight trying to wangle their way into Business.
oh my god! this is fucking typical!!! I needed to fly very often, and sometimes, the airline upgraded me to business. I felt so uncomfortable seating with all those typical assholes and their housewives who thought the whole world had to serve them since they paid for a fucking business ticket!!
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GlassOfWaterWithIce 1 month ago
This is so true. I don't miss those arrogant jerks.
jltschida 1 month ago
I understand the passengers frustration, most elite travels are used to getting whatever they want in everything else. My message to them is...
Welcome to Public Transportation
PIlotrcm 2 months ago
@himjenny Oh, and just curious...what would you do if you found a live bomb onboard? Quick, quick!!! Or how about...give me one effective technique to make a 250lb terrorist drop to his knees in agony. Hurry!!! Don't know?? Didn't think so. Guess you'd be SOL without us "glorified waitresses." Have a FABBBBBULOUS day. :-))))
JoJosMyLuv 2 months ago
@himjenny You wouldn't call us "glorified waitresses" after we save ur life during an a/c emergency, which, by the way, is the PRIMARY reason we r on the flight to begin with. Serving pax is merely a courtesy we provide. It is NOT what the main purpose of our job is. We spend 3 intense mos. of training to save lives..learning how to deal w/bombs, knife-wielding terrorists, emergency evacs, CPR/defibrillation, self-defense. We only have 1 day of service training to appease ppl like u.
JoJosMyLuv 2 months ago 2
@JoJosMyLuv haha, save my life? oh, I'll be waiting for THAT day to come. you'll be shitting in your pants panicking and crying your ugly eyeballs out. you think you're the only one who can do cpr/defibrillation? take 3 classes and any hospital volunteer high school kid knows how to do it. Okay, so you know how to deal with bombs, what are you going to do when you see one? let me guess!!! cut the red wire! what a joke little stuartist lady, what a joke!! as if you know how to handle bombs psshh
himjenny 1 month ago
so true. how many times have i heard some frequent flyer say. "i'm a selfish person of the highest order and fly all over the galaxy. i know what goes on here. you are rude."
hkgflying 8 months ago
I've actually seen real life assholes like this at airports and on aeroplanes. How the staff deal with them without slaying a motherfucker is beyond me. I could never do their job. God bless them all.
RAIDERS58th 8 months ago
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Dear Mr. "quadrupal purple blue red silver bronze green yellow platinum diamond elite to the third power"
Flight attendants are there to save your ass, not kiss it.
AFAskygoddess 10 months ago
This Flight Attendant is a saint.
Peacekeeper76 10 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=0_hYhNjOK-A
blackruskie 11 months ago
oh boy "quadrupal purple blue red silver bronze green yellow platinum diamond elite to the third power" lol this totally made my night! thanks for making this!
StrawberrysDream 1 year ago 14
lol "I am a triple gold platinum diamond studded elite frequent flyer" that's too funny
StrawberrysDream 1 year ago
Last time I checked, a Flight attendants job is to evacuate an aircraft in under 90 seconds, fight fires, and tend to medical emergencies on board? They train for 6-8 weeks for a reason...wait until the FAA steps in and removes all of the beverage/meals from most US flights.... then what are helpless people like this going to do? Baaahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
DC10DIVA 1 year ago
written by a typical lazy ass FA, if you hate dealing with pax so much, go get a desk job. BTW, any frequent flyer knows that FA are not suppose to lift bags, and how long flights have to be to provide meals. And yes, I do fly more then you and pay more per you then your salaries every year in air fares.
samzhang001 1 year ago
@samzhang001 Wow, you really sound frustrated. Imagine how FA's would have to feel to deal with frequent flyers like you.
aerodaan 1 year ago 7
@samzhang001 ahh well that sucks for you doesnt it?
StrawberrysDream 10 months ago
@samzhang001 We average between 80-100 hours of flying per month for work, and often tack on additional hours for commutes. You would have to fly overseas a few times each week to come close, and something tells me you don't.
Between your poor grammar and use of industry jargon ("pax" instead of "passengers"), I'm going to guess that you are not a business traveler. At best, you are an airline employee from another department who was jilted by a f/a. My guess is crew scheduling.
melm930 7 months ago 2
yeah you pay my salary=you paid shit for your ticket!! LOL and im barely able to make my mortgage payments hahaha
luvs2fly 1 year ago 3
the ones that are triple gold platinum diamond to the purple fourth millionth power are always the ones that never know what is available on the flights they always fly on!
ReneeNicole724 1 year ago
HAAAAAAAAAA what a joke.
resq39 1 year ago
LMAO!
slightlys1 1 year ago
Well, he's either an "Elite", or a noob who got his ticket for free using miles. For some reason, people who pay for their own tickets don't usually act like that. Nor do people who receive one of those rare upgrades at the gate.
The pax I really hateare those who manage to sit in the very front row of Economy (Coach), stow their cabin baggage in the business cabin and spend the entire flight trying to wangle their way into Business.
BadgerBoi 1 year ago
They are usually more passive-aggressive than this, and he's missing his Bose noise canceling ear-covering headphones...
MalibuGeoFF 1 year ago
oh my god! this is fucking typical!!! I needed to fly very often, and sometimes, the airline upgraded me to business. I felt so uncomfortable seating with all those typical assholes and their housewives who thought the whole world had to serve them since they paid for a fucking business ticket!!
zungg 1 year ago
triple gold platinium member!!!!!!
kenkhan 1 year ago
I love it!
aureaip 1 year ago
BRAHAHAHAHA LMAO ROTFL...that was my last trip...and the one before that...and the one before that
Eric2221 2 years ago