I'm no superman.

[TheLindzz17]

Hey, I'm taking World Lit this semester! It's a goddamn hellhole in my house when I'm studying and writing papers for that class.

P.S. "Cure f***ing cancer," LOL, that's gold.

[markycincy3]

thats what i do too

[CRAZYgurl5511]

bow chicka bow wow!

[cmsartors]

I pretend to text when situation get awkward... O_O do you too??

[Biglouy475]

u said ur mom watches these videos in a other video

[wannabeloser15]

b a g, b a g, bbbb aaaa b a g

[TenshiTorres]

I love your mask at 1:16!

[Gamer606]

Lol lol i agreed with everything you said hahaha facebook breaks

[sleepalldayful]

idk why but now an alarm makes me so mad to hear a alarm because of such bad memories of hear the sound everyday when i wake up to go to school.... :|

[callianis]

Ah story of my life. I had a habit of showing up at class and for a classmate to say "have you done that assignment?". My usual reply being "what assignment". Then they say "it's due tomorrow", to which I say "well I had better get started then!" (and usually get a decent mark ;) )

[JM0Films]

recorder pro right ther!

[zythd]

WHAT IS THAT THING IN THE BACKGROUND AT 1:12?!!?!?!?

RUN ALLISA!! O.o

[MissAlissa15]

@zythd my cat. calm down.

[zythd]

@MissAlissa15 Ow. well thats boring. :(

[Z2k11]

@zythd a cat.

[meep01ify]

@zythd A bad bad stalker !

[pc10lovzyou]

haha omg! im like the only one at my school who doesnt put the actual date...cause i do it like the period before its due

[pollyallover]

'I was forced to learn how to play the recorder when I was a child' lmao so true, made me laugh.

[tomasz829]

This is rated R.

[BRIGHTeyesCLOWN]

This is sexual.

[Ing00]

wow youre hair is zoooo beautiful...

Is it all real??:O

[partygirlgabs8]

Haha I always take facebook brakes when I do my homework :P

[hij64]

I Swear, Im about to go to your house, tie you up, and force you to watch 10 hours of Dora until your TELL ME HOW YOU GOT YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT!

[RitaGirrl]

"this is sexual" ahahahaha.

i laughed.

[SixtyDefence]

i love your eyes

[paralile]

you just described my whole life in practically 2 minutes o-o

[PolkuhDotBikiniGirl]

I HATED learning the recorder! I have 2 of them hiding under my bed. :p

And yes I probably have homework and am not doing any of it. Haven't even checked. And it's been days.

[designermc98]

Me too!! Like everything. From the facebook breaks to the Recorder thing. :)

[iamhereXP]

I WAS FORCED TO PLAY THE RECORDER TOO... we have such a harsh life haha (:

[moomoopowa]

LOL i always do my english essays at the VERY last sec!!!

[lovelysngr]

Commit Suicide?! Alissa WHY?!

[Swerdman55]

Facebook Groups Much?

[foelde]

0:52 THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DO at 7:00 ! =3

[stonedpenguin99]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ..... BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ..... BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ..... hm that felt good..OH SH...... LMFAO

[Memilythemonkey]

You're awesome.

[mnabilu]

The fuck is this BS!!

[Hippie811]

KAREN ALLOY IS WHO YOU WANT TO BE

[TheMustang2k]

i get really creative when i procrastinate, like yesterday i was in the middle of writing my 6 page english essay and i designed and made a cd launcher out of three cds and a couple rubber bands haha.

[imjerkin247]

Love ur hair;)....and I txt in class and I take fb breaks during homework and I was forced to learn the recorder hahaha::))

[sarens66]

youre so cute ! :-)

[misspaigewithlove]

@itsjakeh

hahaha wtf (:

anyways.

i love how your not afraid to speak your mind. its nice for a change.

[ItsJakeh]

Please don't commit suicide Alissa, I only just found your videos :)

[vMINUSenergy]

want to live in america :D ^.^ a lot of beautiful girls with super pleasant vibes... ^_^ like u!

[xoxoxAvaxoxox]

lol if ur super woman im evil monkey girl! bwahahahaaa! omg i luv ur vids so much tho!

[sounddslittlesister]

love!

[toykid14]

hahahaha "between see a ghost and cure fucking cancer"

ok I do the same thing when I have to wake up and I procrastinate all the time. In fact I'm doing it now cause I got to essays do tomorrow and I'm watching your vidoes. But its worth it.

[Tractorracer5812]

Hai:)

[livelifelovedanceXX]

i can only play hot crossed buns to :P

[YellowMonkeys99]

@livelifelovedanceXX exactly me :p

[xHideAndPeekx]

How do you do your hair? Its really pretty!

[Frempin]

It seams you misplaced the point of this video. You might want to find it before you make the next one.

[ZmZ923]

haha i had to do the recorder thing too!! like 3rd through 5th grade i think it waz... wow how annoying waz playing that song over and over again for about a monthh?! and really why did we need to play it? ive never heard of some professional recorder player have youu?xD

hmm i like your videos.. and i just started watching them todayy:P

:)

[prncssdramma]

you remind me of spricket24

[2016Rock]

lol in second grade i had to learn a really complicated song on the recorder...

[kleriker342]

i was by 25 Seconds an i thought all by my self :

You have Beautiful Eyes

[panic14love]

Ballracer! OMGPOP!

add me.

joelle elaine

That's my favorite game!

[moonshoez]

ahhhh balllracerrrrrrr :D

[xSourSweetie]

ohmygod alissa i love you hair! how do you make it like that?

[Darianlovesyou17]

no joke, i have that same mask!!!!!!! hahahahah

[TILLY77888]

you are soooooo like the new girl on dr who lol

[ThePockyMonster]

I love your laugh, it's so cute

[rainbowbabbles]

i totaally agree with you!! omg i luvv this :) this is my life rite here everything u just said. . . except about the recording thingy haha

[BlueStar9284]

We have the same name ^U^

[StacieJustCantDance]

why do you want 2 commet suicided

[Markalbertsen]

WTF? xD

[goldbliss]

hahaha!!!

[justinbieberluverify]

ok were both weird we both have red hair WERE BOTH NAMED ALYSSA!!! *sept ur selt different*

OK point:Get in touch (SOMHOW!!!)

[justinbieberluverify]

:Oh that felt good oh shhhblep

[justinbieberluverify]

AHAHAHAHAAAA

[XxAmadasxX]

ROFL I do the same thing in the morning. Then It'll be like 5 minutes till the bus comes, I'm like SHIT @_@

[songbirdgirl27]

i learned ode to joy on the recorder... every year our fourth grade had to do it. between recorder and the oregon trail thing, fourth grade sucked.

[xxxpanda8]

ya thats the only song i culd play 2 on the recorder to

[DListheshizz]

Haha thats so funny

My sister had to play the recorder,& thats the only song she knows too!XD

[clearerwinter]

LMFAO, everything you said in this video. I'm like, YOU DID/DO THAT TOO?! :)

[STANANDFRIENDS]

Your so pretty, im jealous.

[missmarianastrench17]

haha im JUST like you [=

and i have that ugly doll!

[JwaleFuckinRulezz]

haha dude, this is just like me!!!!!!!

[jennniferr49]

i really like your hair in this video

[amo0o0oni]

Omg exactly like meh !

[superMELANDA]

Ah you're indredibly gorgeous. :D

I wish I was ginger. ):

[neonshawty]

oops i spelled it wrong o wellz...u bloody unicorn u hehe

[neonshawty]

haha i hd to learn to play the recorder to......it was the bumblebee song tehe

[RobynJadee]

:o I'm making an ugly doll as a project in textiles this term xD tehe x

[heheitzme123]

UGGLY DOLL haha love ur vids :)

[muscchick24]

...I want gold nail polish..that'd be sweet. (the color of your nails caught my eye.) "Ooh, shiny" moment.

[Knave283]

I got a 7 for my World Lit 2. It was freaking amazing. IB sucks.

[twinaLeigh]

haha i got forced to play the recorder was well actually remember past the song hot cross buns... it was rite...

[gomezXrated]

viva la procrastinators! lol

[Ryismynickname]

"hi. hi. hi. hi, girl."

lmao!!<3

[dweedledumbs]

i love how you get everything from facebook too ;) lmfao :D

[amirah1231]

LOL thatz how hot cross buns go (i had to learn it aswell) ;)) x

[Barneeeey123]

You are very beautiful :o :P

[karatekha]

non hai un cazzo da fare oggi eh?

[kristinaismiint]

oh god i remember the recorder, mary had a little lamb! haha

[bteamrules]

lmao ur so funny xD

[Boscotfp]

so cutie

[LRJxo91]

haha you're cute. (not in a lesbo way... i'm just saying lol)

[meshelo]

lol

ur very hot

lucky him :)

[gosselinfan22]

3rd gradee..Recorder practicee i only played hot cross buns..jingle bells..and some other songs o.o

[J3ssGirL]

wow i feel like i just met my twin ! haha i do everything u just said hahaha :p ♥

[Bandgeek51]

i love ur hair!!!!

[BlackGlitterPrincess]

i was forced to play recorder too and hot cross buns was the only song i could play to lol

[nixolenarcoticx]

ballracer - amazing:]

[ToFarFromJoey]

awe, ur so pretty

[pepcichick0707]

i had to learn how to play the recorder too [in like 3rd grade]

[AmandaxAmphetamine]

I do the same thing! I have a Spanish project due Monday and I've had like a couple of weeks to do it. Instead, i did HW and stayed on facebook and talk to this guy and friends <3 :D

[myhouseisawesome]

haha commit suicide? I roflmao

[rickmett]

you are really cute and pretty :P

[Xgamer103X]

i think i procrastinate abit too much... i still have that school project to do... barely started... its due... like 3 weeks ago lol yea... i really need to finish that... cant believe im still passing lol

[superjackasspro]

haha 5 more minutes,, 5 more minutes, fuck it how do I turn this off? OH SHIT!!!

[Angelheart232]

i was forced to learn the recorder in gr 4/5 too haha u got hot cross buns right! hehe and i always say -5 more mins 5 more mins-

[baybee451]

how do u like do ur vicdeo like dat?

[tashraexo27]

how do you get your hair like that??

[mizbutterworths]

....the resemblance is mind blowing

[kayanne733]

same with me but we learned them in 4th grade and did ukuele in 5th grade

[superjackasspro]

The 'this is sexual" part was fuckin halarious! lol. yur pretty. juss sayin. lol

[zoegivepeaceonearth]

wow ok thats EXACTLY what i do... especially the recorder and alarm clock thing... YEH hot cross buns

[SK8MAN29]

@zoegivepeaceonearth so do i. once, i fell asleep 10 minutes b4 i was supossed 2 catch the bus and woke up half an hour later and missed the bus.

[TheMissAwesomeness]

wow u r exactly like me i am such a procrastinator!

[FTSKandboyslikegirls]

i LOVE your hair!

[Annagustable]

lol!!

bottom of the list:

"commit suicide"!!!

[VendettaPiXie]

I Love Your Hair!!!! :O xx

[CaptinFancyPants]

Your really pretty.

[funnyradar]

This Vid made me subscribe! Your hilarious!

[eor42]

i did hot cross buns bit HAHAHA

[EmmieBee123]

"5 more minutes 5 more minutes ... fuck it how do we turn this thing off?!"

[LuvsTheKillers]

wow this is so freaky . this vid is so me i do the exact same things you do (: i was freaked out when i saw this . but great vid

[hippydoggy6]

1:33 RANDOM!!!!!

[horsemania94]

haha this video basicly summerizes my life

[LiL00Fonzi]

with the homework...and the sleeping in,,,and the stayin up late and stchuff, im exactly like you lol

[ClearlyDamnDecent]

I Was forced to do that tooo :(

[Vani4life]

LMAAOO YES HOT CROSS BUNS WITH RECORDER HAHAHAH good times in likee

grade 7?

[MyHeartNeedsMusic]

Love this vid and lóve your hair, omg. :D

[ShadowKnight1001]

kool vid.

5 stars

[wildmanchris200]

You are just SO CUTE!!!

[ShelberzzzABC]

i love your hair sooooooo much!

[SunHinata18]

Wait, Did you get highlights?

[SunHinata18]

FINNALY!! (YAY)

[depressingcupcakes]

you are describing ME.

not you.

we are sisters.

i'm serious, my twin is like a straight A student right,?

she's organized and all that.

and so there she is saturday night, out with her boyfriend. why??? she has her paper done for English.

ME? what am I doing??

writing the paper.

its due tommorow.

fml.

[pilar623aptospupil]

i was forced to do the same thing

[Maxi3110]

your curly hair looks cute :3

[sophiekfnx]

omg ahhaa i was forcedd to learn the recorder as a child :L

[Sumyansa]

I love your hair!

[meaghanisshort]

ballracer ftw (:

[XxMainthr33xX]

Oh, I hated learning the recorder! Haha.

[Karmbershockewis]

Wow...you basically described me right here....

[MCKAYLUH]

i think hot cross buns was the only song everyone could actually play..

[kmotion3]

ur hot i wuld do u so hard

and thats a compliment i think

[Leticia112233]

Wow. You just described my life. I hate it.

[atiugapmas1]

try 4:50am haha... I tell myself I'll do it everyday...

[MnTShow]

i love ur hair in this one! :)

[Insinuative]

This video totally made my day. I love sitting on my ass playing BallRacer too. Infact, I think that's where I'm headed next after I don't study Chemistry. :D What'd you really get on your World Lit paper? You're hilarious! Keep up the excellent work!

[mollyheartsjimmy]

every teens life, right there. BAM.

your just too smart ;]

[HannahAliyah]

Ha, yeah. I'm pretty sure you just described my life. Especially since, I'm supposed to be doing homework, but instead I'm watching just about every YouTube video I find :D

Hmm, maybe I should finish my homework?...I think I'll just go through all my myspace friends instead, ha.

[LauraeMurph]

Wow that video bascally described me as well. :P

[point5past]

aack! that alarm clock noise literally made me shiver. it's a devil noise.

[guiltymistakes]

haha i thought my school was the only one that forced us to play recorder. i got all the way up to the "black belt" haha i was epic at it. and i do the same thing in the morning, which is why now i take showers at night so i get 30 minutes more of sleep :)

[teenwolfforevs]

i love ugly doll i have a little one

[alyssaxpaigee]

demilovato69?!?!

[liveurlife1235]

haha thats just like me in the mornings!!

[adimay96]

whats your facebook name? I dont mean to sound like a stalker or nuttin but GIRL! seriously ur HI LARRY USSS!!!!!!!!!!! see ya! make more vids!!!!

[ZebraNamedPhil]

your hair looks amazing

just so you know

[TaylorSwiftBestDay]

I love your hair!!

[amandasherman14]

hahah, i want her laugh

[eyevannashout]

this is funny because everything you say is soo true!! hahaha

[AllThePictures]

i five stard this just for the i text in akward situations...and i started to write, i f***** this just for the akward situations....that wouldnt have looked right when if u read it.

[GingerBreadTiff]

Hahaha its so true!!

[wilsontech1]

Editing was phenomenal! Great job!

Although I didn't appreciate being seduced; I walked right into my monitor thinking you were asking me to come over there...

[flowergal1232]

i have to wake up at 5:00 am and my bus comes at 6:30 am

[lacrossesisterr]

lol.

the end of your to-do-list was commit sucicide.

:) funny stuff.

[robomech2005]

I'd hit that.

[MissAlissa15]

ah, but it would probably hit you back. watch out.

[anythingwonderful]

I was a beast at the recorder. ;)

Now I'm a saxophonist.

[callmealice100]

i wake up at 5:00am

[CountSlippers]

chance the date at the top....mlia?

[shyell14]

LMFAOO "i text in awkward situations"

sums up my life ahhaha

you are awesome!

[meemeur]

could you do a hair tutorial?:)

[MjsRoxs]

hahahah, all of this is so true.

I HATED the recorder. I always thought it was embaressing to play in front of everyone.

Last monday I woke up at 7:05

Tuesday: 7:10

Wednesday: 7:20

Thursday: 7: 15

Friday: 7:27

I leave at 7:30 for school (:

Haha.

[nathanb27]

you are amazing <33 :)