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  • You held it in your hands! You sir are a brave soul.

  • Be free my little poopies! Be freeeeeee! Best. Line. Ever.

  • Next time do either a. 3 steps to killing yourself

    B. 3 steps to getting a life or

    C. 3 steps to shut the hell up and doing either of the above options

  • uhh... you do know that about 80% of the air we breath at sea level is made out of nitrogen, if it was bad for the environment we would be screwed.

  • @coldblade2000 - Uhh... you understand a joke, right?

  • @JPizzle1122 sorry :(

  • unlimted supply of cat-poop? run the cat over with a car and you ain't gonna get no moar of teh stuff dude :B

  • so what your saying is i shouldnt microwave a xbox hmmmmm i dont know seems pretty health to me

  • heh I get it...

  • LOL RETURN THE TURDS TO THE EARTH XDDDD

  • i wonder if jon is a ladies man.

  • Don't put cat poo in ur yard with clay on it! BAD!!!

  • pause at 2:37 and read the comments

  • next time is more than 5 month away though

  • Oh, I get it! Nice one, Jon!

  • Oh man, I missed this one!

  • I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW BRING BACK THE FUCKING MICROWAVES.

  • @GhettoNinjaMan Hey look it's a little hater now will you go cry to your mommy and leave them do whatever they want with their life?

  • my grandma actually does this...

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  • 273 people eat their cats poop!

  • I really liked this series, you should make a season 3

  • Not sure if trollin...

  • dude dont touch it!

  • awesome

  • awesome show

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  • Jon, will you guys ever bring this back for a 3rd season?

  • @SecksTornado He Will on September 14th

  • @SecksTornado - Yes, tonight.

  • @SecksTornado - Sure will / did!

    3rd season premiered today.

  • @JPizzle1122 And i just watched it. I do enjoy ice cream.

  • @JPizzle1122 you guys should make this on dvd

  • her i wonder why like Pepsi more than coca cola

    now i have 1 reason

  • I doubt putting aerodynamics on a vehicle that rarely hits 35mph is going to effect gas mileage but i can see how pepsi wants to sound like they care for the community by giving 25k away. More exposure and less expensive to do than putting out another commercial.

  • Well the next episode surely didn't take 5 months...

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  • when is the next 3 steps to success

  • THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

    joking, I know how much you hate those comments XD

    

  • ???????

  • its april in 2011 and theres still no more episodes of this

  • thanks jon for uploading avideo like this one..

  • so cute

  • LOL Great april fools episode.

  • @cinnamondouche but this was uploaded oct. 19

  • 1:45 yeah you dont **** and **** outdoors you spead that outdoors

  • are you going to be releasing more 3 Steps To Success

  • how do you kill justin beiber with a lighter?

  • How to go back in time, 15 years, I really want to see how I was like right after birth.

  • Nitrogen is 78.5% Of the Earth Atmosphere. :P Lol

  • maybe pepsi should invest in solar or electric car power.

    only the entire world has only been saying that it's pretty much the answer to all of our car related pollution, so who cares other than everybody.

  • i get it >.>

  • How do I shot web ?

  • what about how to build an Airfix Kit?

  • 3:10 imma let u finish, but ray william johnson thought of it first

  • We should just take the pollution, and push it somewhere else!

  • @JuteboxZero Unoriginal joke is unoriginal.

  • Nitrogen makes up most the air we breathe....

  • Nitrogen?  Might as well have put oxygen in that list :P

  • Nice video, JP. I know you guys did Rock Band already, but can I suggest a Rap artist version of that video?

  • 3 steps to be a baby

  • when do you think would be is the next three steps to success?

  • air is.... more than 75 percent... Nitrogen!

  • 3 steps to be a ninja!

  • Hey Jon, I just want to reinforce the fact that for as many "haters" that you somewhat regularly claim this show has, there are more of us who really like this show. True I do enjoy the microwave show more, but this is a fun show to have now and then. Thank you.

  • Coke is better.

  • @ithree6mafia you disgust me.

  • @RavenHinamori i really hope i do.

  • How did I miss this episode?

  • the nitrogen joke is spoofing star wars

  • i get nitro you want us to stop car racing

  • our air is 80% nitrogen

  • @TheMisterKibe - You're a quick one!

  • @JPizzle1122 What do you mean, I'm a quick one?

  • @JPizzle1122 Will you ever be bringing back this series?

  • @TheMisterKibe 1st one will help the enviroment1

  • @97273998 Actually, it won't. I've seen some studies and some experts saying that only about 3% of CO2 that goes to the atmosphere is actually from humans. The other 97% is any other source from nature.

    So, IF this is true, cutting your poluitions won't make a damn difference.

    I'm not a troll, so I'll give you my opinion on it.

    If you really want to "save" the environment (in case it's actually damaged), BUY PAPER. If you buy paper, industries will have to plant more trees. Trees = Oxygen

  • @TheMisterKibe hmmm... never knew that... thanks! i still want solar panels XD

  • @97273998 New enery is the key, sure. But I still think it's important for people to know the truth about these "problems".

  • @TheMisterKibe proof read! XD

  • @TheMisterKibe by 'experts' do you mean the research groups employed by the giant oil companies?

    Besides, CO2 is not the only greenhouse gas. Methane has far more effective as a greenhouse gas, and we're producing vast amounts of that (via mass produced farm animals such as cows).

    Besides, we're running out of fossile fuels etc, so being eco friendly is a wise move, regardless of whether or not we're causing global warming.

    And inudustries don't plant more trees than they need to replace the old

  • @jackamatyus Maybe those experts are indeed biased, I don't know. I'm not a scientist.

    Yes, it's very true that methane is more effective than CO2.

    But being eco friend doesn't really mean you have to do stupid stuff that is not helping the environment. Just because it "feels good" it doesn't mean it is good.

    And... I think industries do plant more trees than they cut.

    At least in Portugal (where I'm living) there are more trees thanks to the paper industrie.

  • @TheMisterKibe define 'stupid stuff'. The things noted in this video aren't supposed to be taken seriously y'know.

    

  • @jackamatyus For example, reducing your relaxing time (shower) to 5 minutes, because you think it'll save the planet's water. Turning off the lights every fucking time if it's sun time, even if you prefer electricity rather then sun light. Using public transportation even if your school/work is far, far away (in another galaxy).

  • @TheMisterKibe those are all appropriate ways to be more eco-friendly.

    Reducing shower time isn't meant to save water, it saves electricity (how do you think your shower is run?).

    Likewise, bulbs waste a hell of a lot of electrcity (unless they're environmentally friendly ones). Both of these reduce the amount of elecricity you consume = less fossil fuels used = less killing the planet.

    And public transport reduces the amount of fuel per person, again = less fossil fuels used.

  • @TheMisterKibe the point off all those (well, mainly the shower and light ones), are that they're small things that everyone can do, without a major life change. If enough people do them then it will have a massive impact on the amount of fuels consumed each year.

    But people are selfish and lazy, and they think there's no point if everyone else isn't caring, so they don't bother doing anything.

    Kinda sad really.

  • heh, i get it! after i thought it through..... (it's funny now i get it)

  • nitrogen... hmmm...... OOOOOOOO!!!!!!! the SPEEEEEEED of my mind was too little to compare it to N2o

  • i get the nitrogen joke nitrogen makes up most of the air people breath even more than oxegen

  • This was funny before you started frolicking tossing around cat poop, after? It was win.

  • Do tell how does flatulation pollute the earth? I'm very curious to know.

  • New Episode? How about one on how to deal with an idiot, roadrage-prone driver? We have lots of those around Calgary, Canada...

  • weeeeeelllll obviouslyyyyy, we haaaave nitrogen in our air , its climbin yo windows, its polluting ur people up!!!!

  • errr because nitrogen is what air is mostly made out of

  • eeewwwww......................­.

  • you have a cat?

  • @rubixcubeguy3 Yes, he does. It's a cat named Bella

  • When will you upload the next episode?

  • @JPizzle1122 'm sorry, wasn't ment to hurt or assault you in any way. just thought you looked rather smart without the fullgrown fuzz

  • HAIL CATPOOP!

  • Its tree hugger

  • U r a moron tree hugged

  • i like how you had to clearify that your not a deranged hillybilly :)

  • i am going to feed my cat beans alot so it poops more :D

  • wait wtf? if our farts aren`t good for the enviornment, what the #%$^ are we supposed to do whan we need to frat cuz if we hold it in (like nigahiga said) WE WIL BLOW UP!

  • Hahaha dirt

  • ??????

  • @JPizzle1122 If I had would that have stopped you from growing it?

  • @niemaqa - Ozone is three oxygen atoms bonded together. Nitrogen is not involved at all

    @Tricore - Hydrogen, not Nitrogen is the most abundant element in the universe. What you meant to say was Nitrogen is the most abundant element in the Earth's atmosphere, after all it makes up 78.1% of air that we breath.

    Thumbs up to Jon for another great video, I'm holding out for another one.

  • if i dont use hairspray then the world loses lol

    and im a coke girl lol.

  • idea for show "How to get a girlfriend whose WAY out of you're leage"

  • Did anyone else notice he said EXACTLY what Ray William Johnson says for the comments... Just uh... weird. O_O

  • 258 people didn't have cats...

  • fuck the eviroment

  • Is the joke that dipshit republican who said cows emit nitrogen and there is no global warming?

  • Cat shit isn't really safe for pregnant womens...

  • Nitrogen is bad. Wait, isn't nitrogen supposed to be good by ridding us of fosil fuels for our cars!? Damn you seemingly imposible paradox!

  • be free my poop. be free

  • poop

  • I have an idea you do "How to survive a roller coster"

  • Anyone else think Jon looks like Ringo Starr?

  • @TheMusicvent not really

  • nitrogen makes up like 70% of the ozone

  • Try a video where you show how to make a car.

  • Okay, the whole nitrogen joke was funny. Nitrogen is the most abundant element in the universe, for those who don't get it. Although I am disturbed that anyone wouldn't get that....

  • I am gonna act like I never saw you running through your yard with cat shit...(Shiver)

  • Nitrogen makes up around 70% of the worlds air or whatever?

  • Isn't most of the Atmosphere made out of Nitrogen though?

  • LOL!! nitrogen is bad

  • i get the nitrogen joke it means farts (i think and if its not then i dont get it)

  • @5LoZeRzPrO - It's not, and you don't.

  • @JPizzle1122 LMAO!!!!

  • @JPizzle1122 it cow farts duh...

  • @ECHQ23 no...no its not

  • @JPizzle1122 I get the joke. Our atmosphere is mostly nitrogen.

  • @5LoZeRzPrO Nitrogen makes up almost all of our atmosphere. He's making a joke similar to how people are fooled into signing petitions to ban dihydrogen oxide.

  • @5LoZeRzPrO Farts = methane, not nitrogen

  • @5LoZeRzPrO nitrogen is a nautrel substance found in the atmosphere actually we breath it more than oxegen

  • @5LoZeRzPrO Your thinking of methane.

  • @5LoZeRzPrO Farts are made of sulfate......

  • @5LoZeRzPrO methane is fart

  • @glichymon yea i got now it was a month ago but still good to kno :)

  • @5LoZeRzPrO farts is methane

  • @5LoZeRzPrO nitrogen constitues nearly 80% of the earth's atmosphere...

  • You forgot to slow down the part when you said BELOW... ;)

  • @Plays2 ha i get it u watch to much =3 jk

  • microwave cat poop

  • IDEA: How to RULE THE EARTH!

  • nooo dont cancel the microve shit OR ILL KILL YOU ALL

  • Jon, you're brilliant, love the vids, but you talk with your hands a lot and they're out of the frame!

  • is number 3 a fucking joke?

  • Asian bridals here # lushfmlk.info #

  • Um.. Did you know that cat poo is actually toxic and will Harm plants...

    Nice Eco Freindly Idea...

  • @Conmany123 any poo might be toxic to some stuff but most is like a fertilizer THATS WHY THAT PUT SHIT ON CROPS

  • pepsi suck coca cola rules!!!

  • hey u guy are awsome

  • @mbevks rnt u just a wonderful person. being a dick to jon like that, so lovely.

    and yes, that is sarcasm

  • lol joke

    nitrogen is like 80% of the atmosphere

  • i have (2) cat scoopers like your but i dont have a cat

    (i use it to clean the filters of my pool) P.S. you touched cat poop.lol

  • ALL three of you guys are equally wonderful! (:

    the show would be incomplete without the wonderful microwaving trio!

    anyway wonderful vid.

  • SIMS 3! "im a woman now.... Arent i?" :D ah advertisements

  • No offense, but, flushing that toilet when there was nothing in it, was not eco-friendly.