Peter Pan (Phoenix Games)

[mybruisedarm]

this guy is an incredibly rubbish narrator.

[JanitorAntisocial]

I suddenly miss the Puerto Rican voice work from Phoenix Games's animal movies.

[SammEater]

I wonder why there's not many youtube poops of this game, it's so much "better" than the CD-I games, hahahah, look at the animation, at least the Zelda and Mario game had different voice actors this "game" just have one "bored" guy. :P

[SrEncon]

@SammEater There are no poops of this because there is no way you can make it better than it already is.

[SammEater]

The funny thing (or not) is that the cover for this game uses a background artwork from Kingdom Hearts (the island is Destiny Islands), I wonder if they ever got a lawsuit... :P

[TheCharleyJay]

I don't think the narrator of this video likes himself anymore.

[SumerRyan]

I want this for xmas.

[MykonosFan]

That rocking horse is killing me man

[TheIVYRAVE]

@0:54 How the hell did they manage to get from the 2nd floor to outside the outside the door in a matter of seconds? I think someone is using chaos control!

[StokeJurtsuk]

back to menu back to menu back to menu back back back back back back back back b b b b b b b b b bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[link41523]

The range of voices the narrator can do for all the different characters is astounding.

[Metabadd]

HELP, I TASTE REALLY BAD!

[reesercliff]

a moment of silence please for all the children who recieved this game on christmas....

[BlasterMasterWii]

That arrow is sad because it has to sit through this shit.

[PaperShishigami]

A second after she sews his shadows on to his feet...he jumps in the air....SEPARATELY from his shadow. Hooray for consistency.

[gooney12121]

He likes settling accounts?

[Mistertbones]

I'm pretty sure even the narrator knows how bad this is.

[snakebacon97]

1:39 pixely, happy 2D family - amzing 3D rendered posessed beachball

[snakebacon97]

@snakebacon97 also watch out for the invisible rocking horse (predator style camo)

[alexbecerra12]

The music is stuck on a loop from 9:07 to 9:17....

[Mistertbones]

This is so bad it's hilarious!

[JerichoAlan]

What the fuck am I watching?

[ge5undhe17]

The narrator narrated this on gunpoint. You can feel his hopelessness and desperation in the lines "Hooray. How great. Full steam ahead."

[Xattm8864]

Wait a minute...

Why does Michael have a diaper on?

Why does John have a cowboy/tuban hat on?

Why can the flamingos talk?

Why does Wendy sound like the guy whose talking for Peter and all the others?

And WHY the hell does Peter leave Tigerlily to be eaten by the crocodile???

WHY?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

BACK TO MENU!!!!!!! BACK TO MENU!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uMeowe]

1:43 This is like one of those cartoons where they suddenly use 3D for part of it taken up to 11...

[JohnSegway]

8:30 Guy on the left HIS LEGS ARE MISSING AHHH

[CaptainTooner]

Is it just me or did that dog from the nursery look like one of the characters from "2 Stupid Dogs?"

[Medusa0999]

These graphics and voice acting are too good to be phoenix

[cecilrickets]

Pronounce your t's please.

[superniitendofan64]

2:15 OH SHIT THAT GINGER IS TRYING TO KILL TINKLE BELL

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

9:17 - "Look! Your house is over there. It's very close."

Dude, you and those kids are in motherfucking SPACE orbiting the Earth!

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

That - that voice...! It's a combination of Tommy Wiseau and Steve Martin! This whole monstrosity is so torturous to endure that if I had any military secrets, I'd tell.

"...however, if you don't forget about your dreams, your favorite story characters will surely come back to tell you..." And when they do, I'll have a Drano and bleach cocktail close at hand.

[SUPEREMERALD123]

All's well that's ends well. >_>

[OrochiBorgieman]

Tommy Wiseau?

[TheCowe1]

Wow.

[LaZdiZorro]

Compared to this, Half Life is shit! :trollface:

[Eagleboyhoove]

UHHHHHHH. This must be the worst game ever in the history in humanity, i was bored out of my ass with this excuse for a fucking video game,i rather play anything other to listen to this freaking gay guy tell the freaking story of Peter Freaking PAN!

[TheAsztronauta]

I looove the way they "save" Tigerlily and then keep on hooray-ing and leave her in the water for the crocodile xD

[TheBatmanSmells]

COME ANY CLOSER AND I'LL BITE YOU

[rawrvintageisclassic]

you had me at BACK TO MENU

[CrazyKirlia]

Even the game wants you to stop playing.

[TheNintendhoe]

Does Disney know of this?

[DeadEndScreamer]

They could only afford one voice actor, and he was a random guy off the street.

[SumerRyan]

Look this is my land! How green it is!

[TheLostProphecies]

CD-I SHIT ! oh wait it's on PS2...

[oars44]

Great, just great. now I have to go and watch at least ten straight hours of hardcore gay pornography just to get these images out of my head!!!

[yauzza87]

Hippy Wild Boys FTW!!

[Franklord]

Did I hear a Sonic R sound effect in the beginning? O.o

[TheBatmanSmells]

I think I may need to sanitise my brain e_e

[Worsett]

I really get the feeling that the voice actor was simply one of the programmers who worked on the game.

[TheADPOL]

This is the Zelda CD-i of our generation.

[Dojack]

Did they ever get to meet the famous scientist?

[Surpalago]

0:21

I didn't know the Big Ben was that small in the 20's.

[bluelense7]

i actually found the dingo pictures website 0_0

the homepage pretty much showcases every character that they recycle from film-to-film and they even have contact information XD

[hamzah8]

Worst game ive seen in my life...

[Dwanxxx]

LOL!

[peniosasdasd]

At least this has more gameplay than Metal Gear Solid 4.

[hamzah8]

@peniosasdasd ....lolwut?

[Ratchet24242424]

@peniosasdasd I hope you're ironic. Metal Gear Solid 4 has one of the best Gameplays of the generation. I finished it 10 times and I still discover things ...

[peniosasdasd]

@Ratchet24242424

Metal Gear Solid 4 was one of the best cut scenes ever.

[Ratchet24242424]

@peniosasdasd Lawl. That's why he is at 94% on metacritics ? Stop raging ;) MGS4 is da best, that's all. Better than all of these shitty shooters where you press the shoot button during all the game like a noob.

[peniosasdasd]

@Ratchet24242424

Its just that I thought the PS3 was a game console, not a DVD player.

[Ratchet24242424]

@peniosasdasd Yeah, yeah, stop raging, MGS4 is the best game of the generation. And the fact there are 8 hours of cut-scenes make this game even better. Remember, you finish MGS4 after 20 hours, 8 hours of cutscenes, 12 hours of playing. And after that, you can play it again and again, discovering new Gameplay tricks, without watching the Cutscene.

MGS4 = Best Game of the Generation.

... There are still people mad about not having it on 360, too bad for them :)

[peniosasdasd]

@Ratchet24242424

Yeah man, that was the first thing I wanted to do after getting done with the most expensive movie I ever bought, play it again.

[Ratchet24242424]

@peniosasdasd Well, the movie has more Gameplay than all these shitty shooter of the generation :)

Best game of the gen, that's all ;)

[Cookiefication]

8:27 -> 8:35

...Wat.

[nuxill]

The saddest thing is that this is the best animation in a Phoenix Games game I've ever seen. :(

[RaNdOmNaMeSWaLkThRuS]

@ 02:50 "Hey Tinkerbell lets take em out for a curry!"

[MarioMan19]

"Look, Flamingos. They're my friends."

[FlUfFyChIcKeNz]

3:02

Dog from two stuipd dogs?

[Ceata88]

Wow, the last two lines... XD What kind of moral is THAT!?

[ZeldaDD]

Oh man, good god...the guy doesn't even TRY to disguise his voice.

[Kristanni20X6]

Well, at least the animation's better

[OriginalLemming]

The female character has a male voice?

IT'S A TRAP!

[MikiSuzaki]

This needs to be in HD.

[LovecraftianToenail]

Starting at 1:32 and going for TWENTY SECONDS STRAIGHT, the kids are just standing there in a circle, waving their arms while a pre-rendered CGI beach ball is bouncing up and down, never losing its power.

Twenty. Whole. Seconds.

What.

[LeutennantDan]

@LovecraftianToenail What IS UP with that ball? o.O

[suicideposter]

wtf is happening?

[CheeseYoshi]

Wow the one voice actor didn't even bother to use falsettos for female characters...

[JimmyHill6789]

Hurray how great.

[GlueBandits]

I feel cheated out of hearing the narrator sing in place of the mermaids >:(

[eXoItalianoNelCuore]

OMFG AHAHAHAH PLEASE ALL SEE 0:57 AHAHAHAH HE'S HAPPY SHE'S CREEEEPY XD (sorry my grammar im Italian but I hope You all understand ^.^) ahahahahahahahahaha LOL

[messenger360]

One voice actor.

[Awesomeuserdude]

This was the best thing I have ever seen in my life.

[Bethster7]

*A strange boy falls through their window, so they dance* There was no end to the great joy.

Oh goddd.

[relicz1]

omg and i thought panasonic games were bad these are even worse looks so choppy as like a baby did this

[Dav93Lov]

(If this game were like CD-I Zelda)

Peter Pan: I just saved you from Captain Hook!

Tiger Lily: You did not.

[toughdog6789]

BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU BACK TO MENU

[KrazyKacophony]

Make it STOP!!!

[PandaGirl912]

LOL XD

''BACK TO MENU..BACK TO MENU..BACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACK­.BACK TO MENU....''

[MegamanNG]

You aren't gonna believe this but there's actually gonna be a Wii version of this game. Don't believe me... check out their website. I'm like NO!!!

[UltimoCamdawg]

@MegamanNG I'd love to, but as of this writing, they screwed up their server configuration, so I can't get to their website at all.

[MegamanNG]

@UltimoCamdawg No kidding... I've checked it out and it looks like they've screwed up their site.

[TimoteiLSD]

Hooray, how great.

Hooray, how great.

Full steam ahead.

[EdwardLovesJacob]

I liked the part when he was like BACK TO MENU

[SarisKhan]

סּ_סּ

[GavsEvans123]

Back to menu Back to menu Back to Back to Back to menu

[ElGuapaduro]

Captain Hook likes "settling accounts?" I wonder if I can get him to do my taxes...

[MidgetguyII]

. . .

I hope this voice "actor" didn't get paid

[mademan912]

Yarg I be Capt'n Hook scourge of yer Tax Returns, all fear me auditing cannon, as I settle yer accounts! Yahar!

[leonhart423]

This guy sounds really into it ... maybe they didn't get him drunk enough?

[BettyBoop4ever25]

You should have gone back to menu xDDD

[lotusexcelsa]

Thanks for the video

but I stopped watching at about 1:18

I had to stop or I thought I might just step on my own testicles to bring some interest to this video

[SilverZeo88]

is the video off sync or is just like that?

[SilverZeo88]

is the video off sync or is just like that?

[Ironicfred]

There was no end to the great joy.

[Kristanni20X6]

@Ironicfred More like "There was no end to the great shit"

[tombomp23]

"if you don't forget your dreams, your favourite story characters will surely come back to you"

what kind of a shitty moral is this?

[MegamanNG]

@tombomp23 That is what I'm wondering. What kind of crapped-up moral is this?

[Hamsteere]

BACK TO MENU

[Merocet]

"They're led by Captain Hook, who likes settling accounts."

...I HAVE IT! The pirates are the disgruntled employees of the Permanent Assurance company! Oh, I'm so glad they didn't die. Sailing off the edge of the world leads you to Neverland, huh? You learn something new every day.

~It's fun to charter an accountant,

And sail the wide accountancy,

To find, explore, the funds offshore,

And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy~

Sing along!

[NateCola]

oh my god

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

He seems to be having fun with this.

[Bangelo510]

Look Mermaids! They're waving at us...

How lovely they're singing!

Uh... I DON"T HEAR THEM SINGING...

[AJF786]

Does this even have any gameplay?

[AJF786]

wow, he doesn't even try to change his voice.

This make the CD-i Zelda games look like Shakespeare.

[VioletZer0]

Suddenly....''mah boy'' doesn't have the same punch as it used to.

[RobotwarsKing]

I don't know how the narrator makes climbing a ladder sound so awesome.

But he does.

[steffen60]

LMAO 7:21 !

"Dont come any closer, cause i'll bite you"

HAHAHAAH XD

damn, i cant believe i wasted my time like this

[disciple1313x]

YOU CUM TO US EVERY NIGHT

...no comment...

[zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942]

Gotta love the Emmy winning narration.

[GamerUntouch]

HELP HELP

I TASTE REALLY BAD

[Bauglir100]

I think I found something AVGN, the Irate Gamer, and the Nostalgia Critic could all review together.

[Bauglir100]

All of a sudden CD-I seems more welcome.

[Kelarre653]

I actually prefer Animal Soccer World... O_o

[valentinedeer214]

The Flamingos were great guides?! Why the hell would Peter need to be shown the way to his own home?

[Neutralbullenfogel]

Hooray how great!

[Hammi4Real]

not saying its on disneys/dreamworks level, but at least the guy can animate thats for sure even if he attended to a low grade animation school or whatever

thats his only loss, by affiliating himself with phoenix games is like sabotaging his few chances on getting somewhere but hey you gotta start somewhere i guess... even if it means to take commissions from a shit company

[TheAngelicBytch]

@Hammi4Real This company bills itself as "Europe's only Super-Bedget company, so I can only assume they meant well, but to keep costs down they had to cut a LOT of corners.

[Hammi4Real]

man what a waste of art/animation talent

looks sorta awkward though, but it still works well

except for this knock off game itself of peter pan

[SheJanel]

It seems like the narrator realizes how half-assed the game is. He's still pretty hilarious to listen to.

[N1ccals]

I challenge you to a fight, set her free! NOH I WONTT :(!!!!1!

[kiashmu]

What happened at 8:24?

[GamerUntouch]

Every second of this I can feel my soul shrinking more and more

[RobotwarsKing]

"You know. I'm really glad we're going to the ball."

"The Ball?"

"The Ball."

[Medusa0999]

this looks so advance compaired to the playsation phoenix games lol

[theblobbyshow2]

back to menu

[proffesorcat]

wow, this kicks CD-i's ass.

[Ivolance]

god and its for ps2...

[shadowhexogram]

Why is the narrator doing everyone's voice?!

[GetterRay]

I like the music in Neverland.

[thatidiotuhate]

1:23 instead of "Gee Peter you really exist!" I was sincerely thinking I was gonna hear "Gee it sure is boring around here!" for some reason.

[lolmaster4]

@thatidiotuhate That would be awesome yet it would probably blow my mind and melt my brain.

[BluKrbygrl]

1:32 Those animators sure loved that ball much more than any of the other characters. It's the only thing that looks good!

[CartoonGlitter]

"God Save The Queen" is playing while the Crocodile is chasing Captain Hook, because Captain Hook IS The Queen!

Anyway, this is such an imnspirational story that teaches us a valuable lesson. and Neverland is such a lovely fictional place to look at. :)

[CartoonGlitter]

i really hope the kids go to Neverland and see peter pan again soon. D: Peter pan seems almost lonely.

[SkyGuy16]

I lol'd at the sound the crocodile makes.

".....mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaammm...­"

[XxXgabbO95XxX]

0:08 london??????WTF?????

[CaptainKatsura123]

Look.This is my island.

How green it is.

[JimGrim90]

It's Peter Pan for people who don't have time to watch an entire movie.

"Look, my homeland!" "How Green it is!" "...Yes."

[LordLegless]

I can't even hate on the narrator. He's just so... something.

[herooftime555]

The one-man narrator sounds so enthusiastic and real lol! Also, you gotta LOVE the HORRIBLE lip syncihng!

[harleybristowabc]

there was no end to the great joy

[herooftime555]

Who ever never knew flamingos could fly?! HA! Imgagine that!

[RobotwarsKing]

Help. I taste really bad.

[StealthyPenguin]

I'll just finish it the shoe

[ToastmachineIdiot]

3:07

"Hooray. How great." Very enthusiastic.

[PinkxFluff]

Is it just me, or does Wendy's mom have a deeper voice than her dad? o__O

And also:

"Look, flamingos! How beeu-tt-ifull! They're my friends!"

(Like, an hour later)

"Hello, Peter!"

[4K4K1K0]

This is done by German self-taught programmer and a Vietnamese self-taught animator living in East Germany (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern). (Interesting historical fact: Before the fall of the iron curtain, many Vietnamese went to the GDR, since it was the scientific-technical center of all Comecon states).

[CalebCannibal]

What the hell is going on at 2:38?

[Sarato]

I don't know why but I also think that the bad narrator with the half-assed animation, (obviously pretty nice when it looks like it was first released for the PC in -95) the awesomely bad MIDI sound and the fact that this is a PS2 GAME it just makes me wanna laugh as much as i wanna puke. ^_^

[Ramsey9]

i mean WORSE!

[Ramsey9]

I think that this might acually be better than BIG RIGS!

[SmkNinja]

It's just like they wasted 99% of their budget on the flashy intro and the other 1% was them paying the narrator who obviously had nothing better to do with his time.

[TimoteiLSD]

Hooray. Hooray.

I finally got my shadow.

[Sarato]

What a great voice actor.

"Do you know what happened to my tie?"

"I have no idea."

[Tambourines]

Hooray, how great.

Hooray, how great.

Full steam ahead.

I can barely comprehend the boundless energy and enthusiasm that this narrator has while reading this story.

[OMNOMNOMPLZ]

his mom is a man

[BlizzardFenrir]

He doesn't even TRY to make a different voice!

[GamerUntouch]

who didn't laugh at the falmingos?

[DayvDaRayv]

1:33 and 9:07 double whammy:

"We've been standing here waving our arms around for, like, three hours now. Can we please stop?"

"NO. The mighty Pan decrees it!"

[Confetticake]

We have to go back, Kate!

We have to go baaaaacckk!

[AJF786]

To the island.

See how green it is.

[MidnightMidna]

I like how "God Save The Queen" comes out of effing nowhere when the crocodile swims up.

[TheAgentScourge]

That damn narrator is annoying as hell with his overly-emphasised T's...