Iraqi Militias off the Street! gnooze 3-31-08

[1leora]

Is this news or high school?

[agr35v]

how abt u come to ma room ?? looool

[needer01]

-_- so funny haha ... no

[ama1001]

البت دي متعودة دايما

[agr35v]

loool watta funny biatch bahahahaha

[samh712000]

very realistic (for Muqtada )beacause its what happened for real in Iraq

[barhoom0900]

ياهي كريه كره

نشوف فيهم يوم

[ThunderShiva]

sharmoota

[lilskill007]

so sliy

[BeshoOoOoOoOo]

very sily !!!

[BeshoOoOoOoOo]

شوفو يا عرب نواقص البشر ملاقين دولنا حكايه يتسلو فيها

الله يعاقب الي كانو السبب ويبليهم بصحتهم واولادهم يا الله دعوه من مظلوم تظلمهم بأنفسهم وأولادهم وأنفسهم

وإحنا الشعوب كمان

راكضين ورا هذا شيعي وهذا سني وهذا مبعرف شو

واحنا غاطسين بالخرى والخرى صار جزء منا وما النا قيمه

بنستاهل اكثر

[mytube5380]

silly

[faresiran]

انتي مقرفه.. حثالات البشر و شذاذ الافاق جعلوا الدعارة في كل مكان هنا تشاهدون متعريه ترقص و تمثل باغراء لبث سموم الشيطان

[bleechedbones]

UGHHH SHE'S HOT!!!

[adam2008mmmm]

كندرة رايس محبوبه لدا ازعمائ الخليج العلوج لعنة الله عليهم

[ansaralshee3a]

loooooooooooooooool the moqtadah thing is spot on. only idiots disarm if they live in war zone

[drewstarr71]

Marta is HOT!!

[arian50]

say "report" again hahahahaha

sounded like were-port. hahahah

[Bobbifartknocker]

You're Too Funny..How the Hell do you get the names of those Foreign Dignitaries right?Maybe you should teach Bush them...

[JohnathanDavidMedia]

ha, Marta... you never fail to make me smile when I need it...

[olseabee]

30 year mortgages and everything comes from the ground

profiteer owned mandatory Insurance

Everything marked up for "investors"

Corps borrowing bank credit and marking up our produicts further

Our founding fathers gave our (accountable to the public) government the "power to coin money and regulate the value thereof"

The federal reserve is a cartel of 12 privately owned banks

[olseabee]

cradle to grave media propaganda and "education" and the american people are giving up their sovereignty and independence

willingly

"it's the right thing to do"

g if you're unhappy it beter for the kids to just get divorced<<< BS lie

[olseabee]

our politicians taking their lead from corporate contributors and the corps being run by europe and freemasons MERCHANTS!

ever wonder how so many corp leaders bounce from one co and even industry to the next??

g they must be talented heheh

[olseabee]

And Bill Clinton was a "rhodes scholar" and it's namesake, cecil rhodes was a south african diamond mine merchant prime minister who advocated the peaceful retaking of America

[olseabee]

england set up israel in 1946 after parachuting opium to the palestinian people

They took over china with opium and trade and military

I should say english merchant bankers

now you know who runs america and most of the worldWhat do you think we were doing in viet nam? korea? iraq? iran?

Heck they prolly turned a bunch of asians into freemasons or bankers who work hand in hand with the international merchants out of the city of london

[olseabee]

england supposedly pulled out of hong kong in 1995

India is an english commonwealth

look around , canada us australia india south africa

[olseabee]

They have all of America indentured now with the national debt and irs who collects the interest for them

AND ON FIAT MONEY INTEREST haha "educated" people

[olseabee]

lemme try again to simplify

They brought in a couple hundred thousand scottish protestant people from northern ireland in the 1700's

They brought in many catholic irish in the 1800's

They brought in millions of spanish and hindu indians and everywhere else in the 1900's

They create all of our money out of thin air and loan it to our government and our people and charge us interest on it which they DO NOT in turn give to depositers

debt slavery

[olseabee]

The interest rates from about 1930 - 1978 averaged about 5%

Then they averaged ~13% from 1978 - 1990 as they opened our borders and exported our jobs just before they started giving extended credit lines to all the hisopanic immigrants i.e "free" money

[olseabee]

"and the boatlift was in 1980"

I graduated in "1982" I sometimes confuse those two years

[olseabee]

"They brought a couple hundred thousand of these same protestant "irish" families"

protestant "irish" **PEOPLE** I mean

whole communities or churches from what I gather

and the boatlift was in 1980

[olseabee]

gee,

What are we doing in Iraq?

Don't be so smug ;]

[olseabee]

They cause an artificial shortage of money using fiat bank "credit" and propagandize that we need cheaper labor

They lie on the news about it everyday even today

The U.S is an english/european colony and you don't even know it

[olseabee]

Christmas is based on procreation which was created by God

The english brought scottish, english and french "settlers" into northern ireland in the early 1600's to raise sheep for wool for the merchants

They brought a couple hundred thousand of these same protestant "irish" families from Ulster to America in the early 1700's

they brought in many catholic irish to America in the 1800's

They brought in 125,000 cubans to miami over a 6 month period in 1982 during the mariel boatlift

[olseabee]

Christmas is the divinely inspired American celebration of the gift of life and is very good for American children AND is alot more firmly grounded in reality than alot of the trash they teach college level students

[Whiteshark8]

Like what? Algebra? Chemistry? Card counting? What?

[olseabee]

ol_seabee never took a vow of secrets

What do you think gonna happen when the boomers die and 50% of US population are foreign born hispanics?

The break off point is where I've already mentioned,, class of 1978.... deprived of credit until situation accomodates impossible cost of living debts

boomers die ,,, and then very easy to destabilize America

look at the nonsense they sell us

"space is nothingness" "time is some sort of dimension"

Time is man made and indexed to motion

[olseabee]

"traitors move your gdmed asses to mexico or cooba "

that way YOU can really help those people,,, THEIR FAMILIES

[olseabee]

I shouldn't have to become a "charitable" freemason to live free and secure and knowledgable in my own country

freemasons kma

traitors move your gdmed asses to mexico or cooba

[olseabee]

masonic debt slavery was set up by the crown's bankers

[olseabee]

So take the star of david and rotate it 30 degrees,,, see the owl?

the owl on our dollar?

[WHATevaTV]

I always thought you had a pretty great show here. Watch my Hybrid vehicle video, I attached it above. Anyway good luck to you.

[mikma]

mikma wasn't here...April fools :)

[MyHappySock]

Great show, Marta! Brian did an awesome job piecing together the bloopers.  I would love to hear him do the name game with Al-Hanooti. That would be a riot!

[PiFan7]

Go 200G!

That last photo of Condoleezza was a perfect match to the voiceover. Don't make Condi angry--you wouldn't like her when she's angry!

[nocafeine]

what happened to the hair... all this serious news and all I care about is the hair... yes I do represent america

[SharRehTV]

whose hand as that? your boy?

your show is great.

[positronicpathways]

I think I'm running out of ways to say that I love The Gnooze!

[vitaminrich2]

Condaleeza is such a waste... What has she accomplished... besides helping us get into an endless war. Her biggest accomplished!!! Maybe she try top that with another war with Iran.

[redefiningcool]

yayy, vitaminrich, yet another ignorant retard. why dont you go round and introduce yourself to the others.

[vitaminrich2]

Did you have something specific to say? Or do you just go around calling people names all the time and not actually articulating what your views are. I speculate that would be too much mental effort for you. I can only assume this because we have not had any discussions and you initiated your verbal/written wanna be vitriolic attack against me. I can only assume you are a Bush/Cheney attack Iraq because they have WMD's but never were found, but don't really care unprincipled supporters. Typical!

[knightoftheroundvaan]

I'm sick of hearing about these crazy middle east countries. Whatever happened with the moon water thing?

[geojus1]

Good! Now Israel needs to remove its settlements in the West Bank!

[geekyvince]

glad you guys got everything working I shall check it out.

[chapmando2007]

Sounds like more bad advise from Condi Rice. Israel is making another mistake. When a roadblock is closed does that mean it is actually open???

[olseabee]

The star of david is two equilateral triangles,, one upright the other inverted

Draw it out and then intersect three lines from opposite points crossing through the center

See the crucifixion cross?

See the X over the exact center? heheh

[olseabee]

It's merchant/government partnerships that run the industrialized world

They set up the colonies long ago

and for you conspiracy theorists

The star of david is the rottschild bankers symbol and the mark of the beast

The masonic square and compass are symbolic of the star of david and freemasonry was set up and is run by the english merchant bankers

I think that would make david rottschild the antichrist

masonic debt slavery the beast itself

[Katatawnic]

Marta, you're still my favorite start to my days. :)

[mike8494]

Thanks Marta you are the best I love it :-) Mike

[Zapkin72]

You are adorable and I am very glad I found your channel. Keep on keeping on.

[winger1212]

Thank you for the gnooze Marta! Awesome as always.

[Panpiper]

When I boot up my computer in the morning, I truly do hope to see one of your videos.

[TheSumpPump]

Marta, Marta, Marta...

[mittius8]

Marta, as always I enjoy your wit and unique outlook onto the news but I have to say that you have a professional delivery that puts most newcasters to shame.

[mysticfm]

It really does show that Marta used to be one of those professional newscasters, doesn't it? Not that she's any less professional now - it's just that what she is doing now kind of defies categorisation.

[WileyCoyote69]

The big difference betweeen Marta and most of those talking heads in her former profession (I guess it still may be her profession in some senses) is that she's got a brain behind that slick delivery, and of course, infinite goofyness.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,

That was an encouraging sign by Al Sadr. He gives his fighters a break,so the can rest,and perhaps breed more little Insurgents.

And what is the betting line on Mugabe declaring himself the new Prime Minister?

5 stars.

[Aaroncast86]

I've said it before but you do an awesome job at presenting the news in this program.

It's become part of my daily wake-up routine... okay, you got me, I don't actually have a "daily wake-up routine" but if I did this would be part of it and I do actually tend to watch the gnoose shortly after waking up most days.

[i3kel]

haha loved the jewish impression, had a john stewart thing about it

[lcc1211]

Yo, Marta! I wore my GNOOZE tee to work and you might get a couple more orders...and a couple more subscribers.

[lastnymleft]

Marta, you should record a reel of wake-up calls/alarms. I'm sure I'm not the only one that would like to wake up to the sound of your dulcet tones!

ps Looking particularly good today. Nice top.

[spaceelevators]

That face in Condi after the "wearing the boots" comment (as well as the comment itself)... classic!

[qiranger]

Yay!!!! Bloopers!

[cphellp]

grate

[kalvinphil]

I thought for sure you would show George Bush getting boo-ed while throwing out the 1st pitch @ the Nationals game.....lol.

[refoxed]

Good stuff.

[goobersayshey]

Happy Happy Monday Marta!

Onward to Victory (or at least dessert)...

G

[Silntthnkr]

Hmmmm lets hope Mugambe actually leaves. Losing in that region of the world does nto usually mean the go away peacefully.