The Lonely Island - J*** In My Pants

[illussionteck]

0:28 like a BOSS :D

[MrJgreenwell2000]

YOU CENSOR JIZZ. BUT NOT SLUT. WHAT THE FUCK.

Or should I say f***.

[KFEXFALCON]

i love this song

[DytmarHD]

best. censor. EVER :D

[InLKdream]

last week i saw a film, as i recall it was a horror film... still my favorite line in this song

[JoannaGleeBie]

Edited songs ain't really that good or funny... But the noises were HILARIOUS!!!!!

[MrKriss448]

Hope it`s not censored on the cd!

[caelancool01]

this way funnier then original

[SafeAzFuck]

FUCK sake VEVO?!!!! why even bother to take a song on that JIZZ is the main word of the song!!! Fuck u suck!!!! Jizz isnt even like a swear word! Fuck sake!

[SlimySnail44]

@SafeAzFuck Um... they have the song "Jizz in my pants" also on this vevo channel... they have the "jizz" (not clean) and "J***" (clean) versions... jesus christ we got a dumbass, what a surprise.

[mrbatpack]

I OHHhh arghh in my pants.

[crimemobile]

hey i find this kinda funny lol

[farbus5]

censorshit is so fuckin lame

[bradypatsomg12]

Lol vevo actually did soomething funny, except it wasnt on purpose

[MrKnifeandfork]

proxytube brought me here

[thehandsy]

LMAO. This is much better than the original.

[Swensguard]

best censor ever

[NutSoul555]

i want to tell you that...oh sorry...J*** in my pants

[MiamiLounge]

I don't understand why you guys (americans) censor song with words such as jizz fuck and stuff ? Isn't this covered by the first amendment ? Just a question :) Thanks

[MrBenni311]

VEVO is just ridiculous.

[jerilong43]

i cannot stop laughing at the censored sounds. xD

[Ratayouri]

literally pissed myself laughing at the censored sounds

[trickster206636]

i was reading a book but then I EHHH MY PANTS!!!!

[xluckybow]

wait so they censored jizz but not sex?

[TheBigBoyMen]

@xluckybow Neither did they censor slut

[JJAMovies]

@xluckybow they didn't censor ecstasy either...

[Entrancizor]

Jizz is a bad word?

[ghartsho]

ugggaaahhh Sounds more dirty then "Jizz" Does. Oh what the hell :P

[scarrwarce]

Become docent do it the people who upload the song censor it! Damn y'all are stupid but this was funny

[AhmadNabil2011]

finally a VEVO channel .. amazing guys

[bmcrom93]

i eeeuugh in my pants

[beansterman1998]

This is the only censoring I can actually like.

[giooded]

Sounds like someone trying to take shit

[TheNikasabbather]

1:30 SHPLOU DRESS?!

[BlackAllyKat1]

Haha wow XD this is great!

[PSNWERT500]

Best censor ever xD

[KathysAngel]

If anyone didn't know what 'jizz' means... they do now!

[dmanmoka]

@KathysAngel lol xD

[jeffhardyvsme]

guess what i just did in my pants ;)

[ReAcTzOGaming]

Fuck you VEVO! oops i mean F*** you VEVO!

[makeupmissy123]

i kinda like this version...its actually funnier



[WorldsFinest20]

This Video makes me laugh lol, but most of my friends now is 1:30

[jeffhardyvsme]

they censore jizz but not slut

[Otterpants2013]

what the fuck is up with the sounds?????



[shadowninja708]

Vevo fucks up every other song, But this is okay..

[ciarrabug10]

1:51 is my friend's and also 1:31 1:38 1:46

[ItSjUsTtHaTwEiRd]

i think im in love....

[moonlitable]

girl boner c:

[dragon987000]

why is jizz bleeped...

[ciarrabug10]

@dragon987000 It means sperm

[dragon987000]

@ciarrabug10

oh you replyed to the wrong comment btw xD

[230THEHUNTER]

this is the best sensor I see in my life

[47KGB]

I watch this video and i.. URGHHHH in my pants

[imveryboard]

The censored one sounds even worse!

[TheRegart]

0:28 OOoohh EHHHH!! 0:36 (al la Peter Griffin) GAHHH!! 1:06 Ohhh!! 1:13 (constipated) OHH!! 1:31 (gooey sound) SHLPPOOO HHEEAAH!! 1:38 Ohh eaahh heeeh! 1:43 Oooh! 1:47 (constipated) Ohh Ennrgh! 1:51 (gushing sounds) SSHHggrr Errrggh! 1:53 (in a cave) Mmmph Ohh... 1:56 (sounds like a stock sound effct) 2:01 Ooh! 2:16 (pleasure sounding) Ahh..! 2:22 (painful sounding) Eahhh!!!!

[pierce1234sa]

@TheRegart Your comment is going to be removed real soon.

[TheNikasabbather]

1:30 SHPLUUUU DRESS!

[BlahBluh88]

erghwegh in my pants.. wtf is this!

[MrYoyomonster]

At 1:30 is sounded like he said "Jizz in my pants" but then in the background is sounds like "In my ass"....... Now that is what I heard 0.o

[lollopisemis]

So sex is an okay word but jizz is not? LOL why?!

[IRTEHLEETOKNPBB]

0:35 IS THAT HE?

[mychinisnamedpaco]

I think if you actually have to censor the title, theres no point....

[ihrtrugby13]

1:50 ALL ME hahahahaha

[DevinUser5]

LOL @ 2:00 "I *ergh* right in my pants-"

[tacogrl14]

ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants!!! XD

[AvaForeverness]

this video made me jizz in my pants :D

[daniel84mustang]

Way better censored! haha



[e330f03]

lolol they can't say Jizz but they could say slut x3

[dannyb10k]

And I NAHHHH in my pants Lmao

[Awesomesauce756]

wow. best censors ever!!!



[Rizako90]

Vevo should censor other songs like this c:

[streetking028]

Did anyone notice that someone jizzd in their pants 2:00

[frings95]

I used to take arrows to strangers, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Nickythepickle]

@frings95 I used to think that you were very stupid and obnoxious and over-meme using, but then I realized I was right.

[frings95]

@Nickythepickle Haha you took an arrow to my knee :C

[CookieTheMonsta]

Can you imagine if everybody would used this censored sounds in real talk, awkward moments all the time

[Taktical11]

I used to "Ehhhhh" in my pants, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[alexandre588]

I used to j***, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[MrZLegionz]

this song was so good i jizzed in my pants

[ogex666]

they censored 'jizz' but not 'sex'?

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@ogex666 Well, dumb ass, 'sex' is not a "bad" word. It's a literal term, so get the fuck over it.

[Nickythepickle]

@SuperNinjaGinger that is very true, (like "sex" as in man or woman) but in this case, the video was saying the term, "sex" as "doing it with someone".

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@Nickythepickle In either case, it's not an inappropriate word.

[vfmor]

really??? vevo FUCK YOU lool

[tehgaem1]

I'm crying from laughter right now.

[mdawg4823utube]

fuck you vevo...

[teeheeuser]

@mdawg4823utube look up uncensored version smartass

[mdawg4823utube]

@teeheeuser really? no fucking way! dumbass...

[ironman12338]

this sounds like me when i jizz 1:51

[darkocean1994]

thums up if u like this part 1:59

[brightv01]

better than JIZZED

[Rage20001]

2,561,937 people are scared to listen to the big boy song

[2kohzh]

@Rage20001 wow, guess what, you're one of them :D

[kuirenBudasz]

@Rage20001

0:27 Is what the Small boys jizz too.

[sebbhawk1239]

I like this part: 0:00 to 2:32

[SkateboardFood]

just no

[TheAvalon33333]

Zomg i just EHUEUEGGEGEUHUE'd in my pants!!

[LaserKnife300]

2:18 to 2:23 is the funny j*** sound tht all guys wud make XD :3

[obodune09]

Look, they only censored "jizz" because they could insert these hilarious bleeps over the top, wise up guys...

[BurgerKingHarkinian]

It's better then the uncensored version! XD

[115Oblivion]

Lol isnt it funny how they censor JIZZ but "slut" is still there?

[goliath00398]

So VEVO think Jizz is a bad word when "Sex" and *slut* are...... well done vevo

[epicman10875]

jizz is not curse word WTF

[lesma1997]

they didn't censored sex....

[EminemIsMyBrother]

1:46 my jizz sound :)

[angiejuliaa]

Yes i briikiiienrwhuoeythegrhgyg in my pants?

wtf?

[spino4951]

1:10 a painfull jizz?

[VanquisherofMemories]

That must've been one sexy breeze.

[Scarymonkeyinc]

What did they do to get these sounds D:

[ZombezRHuman]

Press 6.

A lot.

[robloxpnr]

lolololololooloolloolololloll



[ocokagod]

did you see justin timberlake at 1:10

[thelegoguy1335]

that grape must have been really good

[chchamp74]

i watched tis video and i ahahahahahaasghaksjsa in my pants

[pierce1234sa]

1:30 so my jizz sound.

[IgnisGaming]

@pierce1234sa and I care because?

[wenhuiisgod]

@pierce1234sa rofl

[PunisherFran]

@pierce1234sa mine too xD

[MrHyeqarl]

the first and the second sensor made it funny xD !

[call911hotgirlheree]

Poor dude... He is going to wear a condom when ever he see's a hot girl. D:

[L96A1Fusion]

ive jizzed 6 times

[Connor664]

enjjj

[TheRealDrewZ]

I was going to see why people were watching the censored version, but now it all makes sense. Well played VEVO, well played...

[EminemIsMyBrother]

1:47 that is so my jizz sound LOL

[24TheBasketball]

Peter Griffin anyone? lls

[Laserpointer333]

i thought the censors will be like i Beep in my pants lol

[bunugable]

thats a hell of a sour grape

[damemand1]

URHEHRHER in my pants :)

[42Elmo35]

blurrr err in my pants xD

[zannahitmeansheaven]

i have that grape too at 1:54

[zannahitmeansheaven]

laughing so hard and i eerrrrr in my pants

[TIM3SMON3Y2011]

i ate egg and i JIZZED ( ohhh) in my pants

[paolothadon]

lol i like how the censors make it funnier..

[Powzer19]

I feel asleep and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[Powzer19]

I saw this and I jizzed in my pants

[smoke14ncc]

Justin Timberlake cleaned that up.

[Bopiiful]

I ERRR IN MY PANTS, JEEZ THATS WORSE LOL

[aarontucker13]

they bleep out jizz but not slut?

[bulluis]

the first guy sings like a boss.

[footballgalore44]

Sounds like old men shitting.

[armyman767]

And I Ahhhh in my pants!

[Periculous22]

Ahhh so vevo says you can have sex as long as you dont cum? Also those orgasms sound so fucking painful lol

[ZombezRHuman]

Press 6 rapidly.

Actually, DON'T.

[TechnoSchro]

he yyygh...

[skatelars1]

I like the song but I dont like the remix vevo made so should I like or dont like?

[sojhad]

Oaaaah jajaja

[georgilegend1]

are you fuckin kiddin me?

[Jonoppdow]

almost better then the original XD

[skatelars1]

@Jonoppdow Never

[theprestigeing]

thats so bloody funny

[GeorgeChar95]

thumbs up cause it covers up the part with the Jizz and doesn't cover up the word Sex. so sex is allowed if you are under 18?:P

[samantha8841]

1:50 Andy's face! xDxD

[vjvjkful]

LMFFAO!!! I AM LAUGHING SO HARD! AT THE 'GASM SOUNDS!

[PaulSapita]

Check out my monster orgy rap!

[santtujaokke]

VEVO fucked this video with the censors

[freddyfedtmus]

fuck fuck fuck fuck vevo, thats all

[fepzws123]

Press 6 for asfffrrrrrrrrrr hhrrrrrrr xD

[MultiBrit04]

@MrGourcuff95 fuck yea she sent me to in school detention.

[soer9319]

you need to practise some self control aha :D

[mayb50]

Jizz is worse than slut?

[julzandjessconfess]

wtf is with these censores?!?!

[grishav2]

Only if porn had this sort of sounds...

[electricdynamite18]

too funny :)

[LonelyIsland5]

1:05 

[LonelyIsland5]

hahaha

[misterasshole00]

1:47

Epic face+Nerd censor=rotflmfao

[cageoffun]

The Censur Is More Worst then Jizz

[fainulkas112233]

Butt, slut and sex are uncensored?

[EvelynRose06]

how can a alarm make u poo

[raitoyagami72]

1:10 Looks a tiny bit like Brendon Urie.

[JJdwan]

@raitoyagami72 Thats justin timberlake

[Grukrimm]

Lol at the censors

[TwizzlerHeart]

i think the uncensored jizz is wayyy more appropriate than this... O_o

[Kutzlor]

*nothing to say* o_o'

[MrDB117]

dude does this guy jizz at every little thing

[jordy088]

0:26 FOR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEREFHH

[jordy088]

HAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[cageoffun]

Hold Your Mouse On The Vevo Sign In The Right Corner And See It Dance!