Un-safe Sex

[MrHairlessLlamacat]

the first guy was way out of her league

[OriginFiles]

Funniest part of the video is the fact that the gorilla looking black dude showed up, 'cause for some unknown reason, in pornos they ALWAYS cast those beefy guys who look like they have some sort of mental deficiency. Lol.

[y2kEveryDay]

why is everyone freakin out that she licked a door?

[Joordaan14]

0:34 = lady fart

[specials6]

rjrkbhrlbrlw

[han0060]

She is licking the door because it indicates she likes to lick wood ;D

[lukitap1]

Please guys when you run out if watter to clean the door you use your tongue Girls learn your job!

[MrRampell]

O YEA BABY :d

[Wutwut1n1]

i need to sleep

[hgallegos915]

DAM SHES HOT

[sterling123of]

way did she lick the door

[piunarjr9]

that awkward moment when the ads buffer.

[RyanPriceish]

From the sound and her face at around 0:34 I thought that girl had just straight up shat herself.

[Jackksaw]

She's weird, who would have sex with an elf? xD

[mugenrider754]

oh.

this is something that should be on youporn

[rasmus1098]

Sex

[anz195]

visit watch-porn-movies.blogspot.com

[BLazelikeMadness]

@anz195 OR just go to an actual porn site.

[FESTAPRIVADACOM]

the funiest is here .festaprivada. com....

[ronblancle]

This is fucking stoopid

[budgielover9]

The start of a good porno...

[jennnny890]

Ayee Ayoo i think the reason she lick the door is because she wanna make the man honry . I bet the man is join it and looking at her just licking at the door lmao

[MsBroadway209]

this is funny, but i still don't understand the OVER 22 million views

[shikamarurules12]

Everyone's talking about her licking the door. No one's questioning why she didn't die along with the inspector?

[kevinellis92]

i didnt take a shower

[shongrocks1622]

DUde

[SicSlaver]

I don't understand...

[david6pac]

@SicSlaver you really dont understand?

[SicSlaver]

@david6pac Nope.

[david6pac]

@SicSlaver he died from the gas problem he was supposed to fix in the house and somehow the girl didnt

[SicSlaver]

@david6pac Well, obviously. I don't understand the title and humor to this video.

[david6pac]

@SicSlaver how dont you understand the title?

you can die from STD = unsafe sex.

you can die from odorless gas, they chose to ignore the gas therefore unsafe sex.

and you dont understand the humor because you dont understand the title but they lack humor big time

[SicSlaver]

@david6pac Oh, I understand the whole danger thing, but not really the wit.

[david6pac]

@SicSlaver the wit is very stupid thats why i didnt laugh at all

[sothatswhathapppened]

Licking the doo.. why are both of the top comments the same?

[Huntergphil2]

I licked trashcans for some lunch money when I forgot mine.

[walzort]

This is the beginning of every porno tbh

[sothatswhathapppened]

@walzort

yeah thanks buddy! I don't think anyone here has seen a porno before.

[walzort]

@sothatswhathapppened I meant the beginning part and how all of it started. It was just a pointer for you and your sarcasm

[thechamp1314]

Stephanie darakjian

[ff2paladin]

Who's the girl?

[ChocolateAsian9000]

what the fuck?

[B30mailman66]

False. The acting was too good.

[omeaga11]

@MrSwedenik it only makes sense if u dont think about it

[MrSwedenik]

If he had died from CO poisoning....she would have to

[Joker98816]

@MrSwedenik she made him do all the work and didn't breathe as hard? idk

[djkillgore16]

False, Carbon Monoxide poisoning has a very distinctive trait. The face of the victim will be bright red even hours after death, in this case his face clearly was not, also the woman would be unconscious or dead as well considering she was in the same room.

[golfcambo37]

@djkillgore16 csb

[djkillgore16]

@golfcambo37 Thanks Bro

[BarackObamasVoice]

Check out my barack obama impersonation videos!!!!

[ztribal88]

explain to me how he dies but she is perfectly unharmed

[dimitriusLR]

@ztribal88 Hey Pussy was the lethal source

[TheDoctorChicken]

Press 9.

[ThePr0ph3cy]

This wasn't funny at all. Like not even a little bit.

[AppleCooro]

Really?

[JacobCS2]

lol ^boner

[Sypiie]

She should do porn.

[1992aruba]

this is sooo stupid!!! lmfaoo

[CrackerOfGraham]

Did she just lick a door?

[XmaroonsX]

@CrackerOfGraham damn straight

[NickIsOriginal]

Why was she licking the door? thats just unsanitary

[soheil1372]

i have boner

[CognitiveNetwork]

I define un-safe sex by having sex with a gold digger that have got you by the balls and your heart in a jar.

[walzort]

How did she not die of Carbon Dioxide poisoning??

[UMPGamer565]

@walzort Monoxide*

[nowwatchingyou]

Hot lady:"so, tell me about carbon monoxide"

dude:"its odorless,colourless and you can't see it cuming"

[KFuzze]

0:35 for lady fart. it's hard to hear but it's there

[TheBiLLyH1996]

1. What "undertaker" turns up with no shirt

2. He couldn't have just quickly checked the gas?

[bubbletopseb999]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­

[TheInfoBlast]

this was stupid

[higatez]

the funny bit is if you out this on a porn site for a minute or two no one would be the wiser

[verypoorpeople1]

i lost two things last night my virginity and my job at the morgue

[FFKonoko]

What, no stiff innuendos?

[hristijan325]

And thats why we need the internet SOPA...

[SolusKrieger]

@hristijan325 fuck you!

[redboy2892]

@hristijan325 comment removed by SOPA

[Chic1110]

The best bit in the middle was removed :(

[FINIZL3]

hey !!!!!!!!!!!!!! who removed my comment ....

[12softballmonkey]

U go girl

[hackinlee]

is no one gonna check the damn gas levels if she keeps this up the whole male population is gonna see the inside of her house

[pdmmdk]

0:34 my bad speakers made it sound like she farted!

[1adviceguy]

Totally do like a lot more videos do a gay one girl with girl that would be halarios

[billybob22069]

least sexy porn talk eva

[superduperfaghomo]

LICKING DOORS IS THE SHIT!

[JohnSaintL]

Holy shit its the thing from goonies

[12softballmonkey]

Uhh ahhhh

[AleAleAleWorld]

Im mexican and my boyfriends black ( ;

[alext10786]

And he's NOT racist... I wonder how would it be if he was.........

[DRAGOON2ONIONKNIGHT]

Tits -->

[SuperMoussey]

Fake

[piggyskate]

loled when she licked the door

[Commandervictor]

@unicyclefinatic so are you...

[unicyclefinatic]

Ewww!! Black guys with white women is so fucking disgusting!

[ItheoristI]

@unicyclefinatic you are very much able to voice your own opinions, but beware so are the people offended by such a vulgar comment. I can bitch on your comment just as much you can on mine, but you better defend yourself well. You may not give a shit but my boyfriend is black and I'm 100% white, I entirely see nothing wrong with that at all; pray tell is there any specific reason other than your incompetence as to why there's a problem with this? It's skin, it's race, and you're being racist.

[unicyclefinatic]

@ItheoristI It bothers me because i think of most white women as innocent and good. Where as 80% of Black men, especially almost all the ones i go too school with. Are "Gangster." They only like white women and only date them because they want to have sex with them. 99% of black guys in my school are like this. They only like white girls because a lot of them are slutty and will screw a black guy just because they think they have big dicks. That is my opinion.

[ItheoristI]

@unicyclefinatic first of all I would like to compliment on your mature outtake on this. It is very rare for someone to rise above the idiots of today and not act out childishly, so thank you. Second, I know what you mean by all of that but you do need to realize that there are A LOT of players of all races. sluts will be sluts, but how does that mean ALL black men being with white women is "disgusting"? my guy isn't like that and I know plenty of white "gangsters". Try to have a broad mind...

[unicyclefinatic]

@ItheoristI Well i was more referring to the kids at my school, I know that a lot of black guys are very nice and friendly. I'm sure they are very polite and stay away from the way other black people act. I'm not racist but for some reason because of the people around me i feel weird about interracial relationships. I'm Not really against it but inside it doesn't seem right for some reason.

[ItheoristI]

@unicyclefinatic haha well I get what you mean to both instances. I was friends with him for a long while and to be honest, I was the same way. (grew up with hicks) It took me the longest time to admit to myself that I liked him. I felt awkward, ashamed, and weird for the longest while when we had began dating. I realized that it was idiotic to feel that way and now he's the greatest thing in my life since I discovered cheese ((true story)). I now know that society makes idiotic standards.

[AltFreak25]

the guy at the end is so creepy *screams*

[TheSPARTANJ13]

Am I the only guy who was turned on when the black guy started flexing his abs?

[MineMurphydog]

@TheSPARTANJ13 ...

[nathanzxc1]

@TheSPARTANJ13 yes

[kaiyaondeckallday]

Omg 1:29 is nasty

[ButtersJigsaw]

LOL?^^

[phlemTARD]

ITS RICO SAUVE !!!!!!

[MrUltimate9000]

So many implied "quotation marks" in this "video."

[brats19781]

Hi

[mikenike071107110711]

I hate you college humor.

[woahXgirl94]

:s I sound like I'm watching a porno.

[TheDDom47]

She like doors 1:27 =O

[Kharloya]

planelady

[autobotjoathan21]

Whow

[xD0NTuseMAGIC]

Carbon monoxide is real dumbass..!

[Frankeinstein127]

1:18 eeeeeeeeeeeeew

[CoNFuZeee]

basically the start of all porn-scenes

[360army]

@CoNFuZeee what porn do you watch that involves dead bodies?

[SexyAndScottish]

@CoNFuZeee you would know

[tiamta]

@CoNFuZeee better acting

[kordulus]

Hello ma'm,i'm officer dave,i'm hear about the black guy.. *cue porn music*

[Goatsis]

@kordulus here*

[SteamIHeart]

AAaaaah yeeeaah *shiver* 1:32

[jellyfish4400]

Yeesh, that second guy was SCARY! I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole!

[TheMEK3]

she was hot until she licked that door

[PointlessComedy]

@TheMEK3 no that was just sexy, who doesn't like a hot chick licking hardwood??? lol

[b34113411]

I dont really get it...

[TheVainviktor]

She is cuuuute!

[CharlieSummthin845]

How is licking a dirty door sexy???

[iiMIve]

i had a boner up to the point where i saw the black guy......just wrong

[FuzzyStreet]

@iiMIve You had a boner? Wow your sensitive ROFL

[cjsummi123]

Okay so here's what u do. First go to candy mountain to face the evil candy letters, if u see three unicorns on the way ur on the right path whatever u do, DO NOT GO WITH THEM THEY WILL TRAP U IN THE CAVE AND THEY WILL EAT YO KIDNEYS! Once u get past the mountain stop at the nearest bus stop and wait for the chocolate rain to appear that is the only time u may ask the wise keyboard cat where ur friend is. From there u must train a nyan cat from the forest of Smosh beware of the evil Freds they

[Theg0ggy]

@cjsummi123 wtf lol

[Jarocny585]

@cjsummi123 haha cool story bro

[cjsummi123]

will annoy u to death if they catch u. Ride the cat to YouTube castle in Internet kingdom to ask of the laughing baby only ONE thing ask for the mighty power of meme and use ur newfound powers to defeat Afro ninja and starwars kid. The barely knights will guide u from there..... What's next?

[Mario1223345]

They both would have died if it was the gas

[HitmanXxBeASt]

Oh wow lol

[muffinbaby07]

Lick the door. He might think that it's sexy :3 haha.

[rynic93]

what is her name???

[gamebrain123]

Man shes a hottie

[woweasyguides]

lol at he people that are here for porn on youtube and not because they like collegehumor

[good4damoney]

on 1:06 i think he got drilled to death

[porkinitup210]

who keeps there watch on while having sex?

[PSPfanboys]

what a shit

[Kiaraire]

Lost of things need fixing around here.

Why don't you CUM on in and make yourself feel CUMfortable.

[Dart11112]

Stephanie Darakjian

[Dart11112]

anyone kno the girls name?

[x3clipse1]

Damm that girls fine as fuck

[Dayvid1982]

Has sex next morning dead

[mostwanted6111]

fuck lost my boner when the morg gay knocked

[XloveeveryoneXArshi]

hilarious! no not really idk????

[BallerBillyy]

what if life was like this

[kanet0909]

Carbon Monoxide and Lead Paint @ 1:26 a winning combination. I guess the next one in succession is the painter and then the carpenter...

[Donvito11000]

I would so hold her bags while she shopped

[Arik1989]

@Donvito11000 That's a terrible thing to say! Take it back!

[Arik1989]

@Donvito11000 That's a terrible thing to say! Take it back!

[THESITUATION9909]

lol

[zabrown2009]

I would do so many illegal things to her

[Haley24x7]

lmfao she gets around a lot xD

[PonyBoyRed05]

this makes me wanna watch porn... later youtube... hey porn hub i missed ya

[LouisIX1000]

WHERE DOES SHE LIVE... WHITE PAGES NOW!!!!!

[AdaamKyle]

That's quite a gal

[yellowsands2830]

Titty dance at the end!!!!!

[yellowsands2830]

Titty dance at the end!!!

[minecraftcrythor]

the ups guy will be there later.

[melbertchihiro]

I don't get this. Didn't even laugh. Watch too many funny stuff maybe.

[CPRox100]

um LOL

[TheHijay171]

ummm. why is the carbon monoxide detector so high up? carbon monoxide goes down. dumb bitch.

[PetersFamilyTV]

If the gas guy got killed by carbon monnoxside then how did the girl live???

[Dart11112]

tht girl......

[FINIZL3]

was that a PIRATE

[lawlersk8erguyman]

@FINIZL3 No, It was a criminal.

[FINIZL3]

@lawlersk8erguyman naaaa, it was captain jack sparrow

[FINIZL3]

THAT MUSIC WAS IN ONLINE GAMERRRRRR :D

[FortitudeOfHeaven]

Everyone's got to burn off that pent up sexual tension one way or the other.

[desolationrow96]

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GIRL

the girl is hot