how can you like this fat odious tory pigfucker? so called head of the London CORPORATION another NWO Zionist lackey, this pig shows nothing but contempt for the poor and unemployed of this country, he should be hanged from a lamppost along with all his Zionist fascist cronies
those 8 minutes were fucking embarrassing (in a nutshell a has been sellout footballer kicking a football, a fucking double decker bus and a synthetic pop star), especially compared to the beauty of the Beijing closing.
Guys. Please, please. All of you who have children or just anyone. Please don't believe voting for the "right guy" will change things. You're being lied to.
I beg you to look at the video by leuren moret here on youtube. it's 1hr54m. It's been a long time since you heard factual news so be prepared to feel a little shocked.
Then begin to take the advice in her video which might help your family. Spread this news to everyone - for your childrens' sake. I beg you.
I'm shocked to say this, but he didn't make the Ping Pong/Table Tennis/Wiff Waff thing up... h t t p : / / en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Table _ tennis [remove spaces]
@DisruptiveMoose He was right about the Ping Pong/Table Tennis/Wiff Waff thing... h t t p : / / e n . wikipedia . org / wiki / Table _ tennis [remove spaces]. I was shocked when I found that out...
@nath909 He was right about the Ping Pong/Table Tennis/Wiff Waff thing... h t t p : / / e n . wikipedia . org / wiki / Table _ tennis [remove spaces]. I was shocked when I found that out...
Boris Johnson is a disgrace - at a time like now when London is calling out for LEADERSHIP with the riots ...... Boris is nowhere to be seen until the 4th day?????????
Boris is Boris. What annoys me is the Tory-Boy sniggering Of Moynihan and That failed politician, Coe. Johnson's speech is light-hearted until they give it some kind of sinister significance, that the noshing towards les Francais and the Chinese is deeper than really intended.
@sweetypie000 for me the tube has been pretty much flawless for the last 10 years, besides when those lazy cunts strike. The prices are a bit silly though without oyster, but I guess tourists aren't just going to check-raise themselves.
@RelaxItsJustAFlare appreciative for paying through the nose for a shit expensive smelly awful service ? I call that dumb stupidity and cowardice, not appreciation
@sweetypie000 Out of interest what line do you use? I use the district line and I think it has improved hugely in terms of frequency and definitely doesn't smell. Central or Northern line?
I've watched this about five times, and read the comment about Gordon Brown going 'woo' five times; but it isn't until now that I realised what it was referring to! Boris must take up all my attention. That is all.
@skeletorphd It was invented my a Canadian in the USA along with netball. And even though American football is essentially rugby, the rules are totally different making it a different sport and therefore they invented it.
@crazyboyxx that population argument is so ridiculous, all the smaller countrys say that. It only would matter if there was an unlimited amount of total medals, but since there is a fixed amount of medals it puts the larger countrys at a huge disadvantage, for total medals compared to population. Also the only reason your sports are so popular is because you forced them down peoples throats over the years when you owned there countrys, our sports that we invented are much better sports.
Is it just me or does he look alot like Donald trump. America has won 2400 medals, UK has won about 750... I think USA is the sporting capital of the world, definitley not England.
& STAND UP TO THE ISRAEL/AMERICA PACT OVER PALESTINE!
Palestinians have to live on only 15% of regular supplies DUE TO THE ILLEGAL ISRAELI BLAOCKADE WHICH HAS STOOD FOR DECADES. Or are we just another U.S. lap dog state now?
Boris is all right; yeah he's slightly muddled at best, at least he's got a sense of humour! Something that many people in this world - particularly politicians - wouldn't recognise if you slapped them round the face with it.
When so many people are turned off by politics these days, there's only one man that can drag them back - Boris Johnson. He's entertaining and one of the only politicians in history that you feel you can really relate to. The guy is a legend. Boris for PM.
This man is the best thing that's happened to London during my lifetime. The only people that dislike him are affected whiny little zealots with a passion for inverse snobbery. He's an extremely skilled politician and an inspiration. Boris for PM
Why people think he is so funny is just beyond me, he's like those celebrities that get a way for being shit cause' their rich or being quirky or something. Plus that 70's swagger he's got going on is so annoying not to mention the fact he has done nothing right since being mayor.
It is amazing that someone can talk so much waffle and can keep a complete straight face... when Boris johnson retires I hope he does comedy... you don't see comedy with a serious face
@TheBighairyfart He didn't need balls because it's true. In fact most sports have their roots in the UK. [Don't argue with me, just check it on the internet instead.]
this is the first time i've heard this speach and i thought he didn't explain about wiff-waff, now i know he did, WHY WAS EVERYONE MAKING MAKING A FUSS.
"Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, has demanded changes to the law making it more difficult for workers to strike "
So now they want to take peoples rights away even more to stop them striking when they feel their pay is unfair ? NEW WORLD ORDER or what my god
"Home Secretary Theresa May has authorised a blanket ban on marches in a city on the day of a planned protest by a right-wing campaign group. " So people are not allowed to protest any more ?
UNDOUBTEDLY KEN 4 MAYOR IN 2012! He ‘says it as it is’ to them venial right-wingers constantly stalking him day and night trying to trip him up on every jot, tittle, off-the-cuff remark or photo which can be digitally revamped to make him appear a communist zombie. Actually, zombies (for their tragic history) are the likes of you and me crushed, unwilling, unable to speak against dark Tories frequently ensconced during full moon Conservative HQ caviar and champagne guffawing debates.
@josiahBLOGS Fight on class warrior! The proletariat has been oppressed for years by the Tories!
Quickly! To the Labour Party HQ! We can enjoy ready-meals and IRN BRU, (on credit of course) and plot the downfall of our evil masters!
Afterwards we can head to the library (so long as it hasn't been looted by the "independent" youth of today) and enjoy reading (if we can read that is) Animal Farm. After that we can look up stereotype and prejudice in the dictionary (again, purchased on credit).
We need more people like Boris. I will never vote Conservative but he makes me proud to be British.
It makes me laugh even more to know that his school chums David Cameron and Abhisit Vejjajiva are both unelected Prime Ministers. Regardless of your political loyalties Boris is Mayor by the will of the people.
Not a Tory (Not even nationally British, I'd probably join the Independant Party) but this guy's funny, though I really could care less about team sports
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It is a perfect speech! But one can't say this in public as mayor of London. Does this man realise how sensitive the Chinese can be about ridicule qualifications and direct addressing...? This is the speech for a students table, not to be made by a fat pig who managed to get the mayors seat of London by an old boys network.
Literally the funniest guy on the planet.
MissMiffed 4 days ago
@Osk94 and your clearly a grovelling subservient corporate cocksucking worm, happy to be fucked up the arse by his fascist slavemasters
greenjack1959l 5 days ago
how can you like this fat odious tory pigfucker? so called head of the London CORPORATION another NWO Zionist lackey, this pig shows nothing but contempt for the poor and unemployed of this country, he should be hanged from a lamppost along with all his Zionist fascist cronies
greenjack1959l 1 week ago
@greenjack1959l Zionist? Fascist? NWO? You're clearly an idiot.
Osk94 6 days ago
aww he's so cute!
Jasper1997211 2 weeks ago
Boris should do stand-up
ambertwilight99 3 weeks ago
boris johnson is FUCKING EPIC (l)
hazerduss 1 month ago 2
those 8 minutes were fucking embarrassing (in a nutshell a has been sellout footballer kicking a football, a fucking double decker bus and a synthetic pop star), especially compared to the beauty of the Beijing closing.
mrbigkmurray 1 month ago
i love him
missmoney369 1 month ago
And I say to the world... Ping Pong, is coming home.
ColoriProductions 1 month ago
What a plank. I love him.
NemoNecklace 1 month ago 3
Yes Boris for President )))
bigfishmadeira 1 month ago
@bigfishmadeira Primister... ;)
TheBonJovi100 1 month ago 3
Brilliant!!!)))
bigfishmadeira 1 month ago
love the guys behind him just pissing themselves laughing.
jessfacexxx 1 month ago
He always looks like he slept in his suit, and just got out of bed.
JunkieJay3000 1 month ago
BLOODY LEGEND!!!!!!
MightyJak555 1 month ago
boris for PM
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I beg you to look at the video by leuren moret here on youtube. it's 1hr54m. It's been a long time since you heard factual news so be prepared to feel a little shocked.
Then begin to take the advice in her video which might help your family. Spread this news to everyone - for your childrens' sake. I beg you.
telemetry9 2 months ago
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Makaveli175 2 months ago
I would pay to watch his stand-up
car45j34 2 months ago 6
I couldn't he happier to have this man representing us.
TheGrasshugger 2 months ago 5
The awkward moment when people are saying he's a dick head or a twat or whatever for saying what he said, yet if you Google it it's mostly true.
t075iana 3 months ago
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I'm shocked to say this, but he didn't make the Ping Pong/Table Tennis/Wiff Waff thing up... h t t p : / / en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Table _ tennis [remove spaces]
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t075iana 3 months ago
If anyone else did this they'd be a bumbling idiot, but Boris somehow makes the entire thing credible. :D
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@DisruptiveMoose He was right about the Ping Pong/Table Tennis/Wiff Waff thing... h t t p : / / e n . wikipedia . org / wiki / Table _ tennis [remove spaces]. I was shocked when I found that out...
t075iana 3 months ago
Bojo making up his own version of the history of the world.
nath909 3 months ago
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@nath909 He was right about the Ping Pong/Table Tennis/Wiff Waff thing... h t t p : / / e n . wikipedia . org / wiki / Table _ tennis [remove spaces]. I was shocked when I found that out...
t075iana 3 months ago
Is it wrong that the first time I saw Boris on TV I thought he was a comedian pretending to be a tory politician xD
I then realized he was a real person and thought .. ''oh my god'' o_O
ec123456789able 3 months ago 4
Not Voting for Borris is a CRIME !
zakaslam1 3 months ago
Fuk yer cunt! London represent!
TSMPOSSE 3 months ago
type ping pong in Wikipedia and all the stuff he said is actually TRUE!
mrwolvesrbest 5 months ago
@mrwolvesrbest Well he probably got it off wikipedia :L
Jiminiblobster 4 months ago
One day I will marry this man, and we will spawn.
MrFlangecannon 5 months ago 20
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What a disgusting speech.
nathan99118 5 months ago
Check out Boris' new video at Greenwich Park on my channel
LukeD106 5 months ago
Boris Johnson is a disgrace - at a time like now when London is calling out for LEADERSHIP with the riots ...... Boris is nowhere to be seen until the 4th day?????????
poppysmith11 5 months ago
@poppysmith11 I don't think its fair to blame him for any of it. He's cut his holiday short regardless all because of some pathetic looters
TypicallyHuman 5 months ago 4
Boris is a comic genius, bloody love him (despite being a Tory.)
haltoner 5 months ago
ping pong is coming home
raoulhery 6 months ago
ping pong is coming home...fucking class lol
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@twistedsistaqteu "fucking class" indeed lol.. but strangely it's true h t t p : / / e n . wikipedia . org / wiki / Table _ tennis [remove spaces]
t075iana 3 months ago
Boris is Boris. What annoys me is the Tory-Boy sniggering Of Moynihan and That failed politician, Coe. Johnson's speech is light-hearted until they give it some kind of sinister significance, that the noshing towards les Francais and the Chinese is deeper than really intended.
solefthanded2 6 months ago
WIFF WAFF FOR THE WIN WAFF!
gam3r323 6 months ago
a few station just got heritage status which is handy for TFL because they can use it as an excuse to continue doing fuck all to improve them.
The tube is a sham, fekking disgrace
source: me, 10 times a week user for 25 years and no other option
oh, and johnson is an utter FAILURE the fat assed toff
sweetypie000 6 months ago
@sweetypie000 for me the tube has been pretty much flawless for the last 10 years, besides when those lazy cunts strike. The prices are a bit silly though without oyster, but I guess tourists aren't just going to check-raise themselves.
RelaxItsJustAFlare 3 months ago
@RelaxItsJustAFlare You must be the only happy commuter in London.
keep taking the pills :)
sweetypie000 3 months ago
@sweetypie000 I'm not, and I don't take any pills. Maybe I'm just more appreciative of things in life.
RelaxItsJustAFlare 3 months ago
@RelaxItsJustAFlare appreciative for paying through the nose for a shit expensive smelly awful service ? I call that dumb stupidity and cowardice, not appreciation
sweetypie000 3 months ago
@sweetypie000 Out of interest what line do you use? I use the district line and I think it has improved hugely in terms of frequency and definitely doesn't smell. Central or Northern line?
RelaxItsJustAFlare 3 months ago
@RelaxItsJustAFlare any in rush hours suck balls. Piccadilly, metropolitian, bakerloo and northern suck balls.
sweetypie000 3 months ago
BORIS SHOULD RESIGN FOR LETTING AMY DIE, SHE WAS THE LIGHT OF LONDON AND THE OLYMPICS WILL NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT HER, RIP AMY WE LOVE YOU.
SpazzyLoLazzy 6 months ago
@SpazzyLoLazzy lol, she was a drug fueled talentless "musician", chill.
JamesHazBeHaiTyme 6 months ago
@SpazzyLoLazzy No one gives a flying fuck.
Janbees 6 months ago
tory twat
0orWillie 6 months ago
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CathleneFlores65 6 months ago
I've watched this about five times, and read the comment about Gordon Brown going 'woo' five times; but it isn't until now that I realised what it was referring to! Boris must take up all my attention. That is all.
HULLOHULLO15 7 months ago
u gotta love boris-he is so funny!
tom201090 7 months ago
I bet PETA liked the joke about the ox
InnocenceExperience 7 months ago
@Epimpin101 Not being funny mate but America hasn't invented many sports.
Baseball is British, so is American football and basketball which are your biggest sports.
That said, you guys did invent motorsports which I'm personally incredibly grateful for, but you guys are fairly useless at it these days.
skeletorphd 8 months ago 3
@skeletorphd Basketball is an American invention, im not sure about American football though.
cup1966wow 7 months ago
@cup1966wow Basketball was invented in Britain. You could argue its Canadian given its inventor.
American football is essentially rugby albeit with slightly different rules, more padding and more razzmataz.
skeletorphd 7 months ago 4
@skeletorphd It was invented my a Canadian in the USA along with netball. And even though American football is essentially rugby, the rules are totally different making it a different sport and therefore they invented it.
cup1966wow 7 months ago
It's coming home!
It's coming home!
It's coming!
Whiff Whaff's coming home!
skeletorphd 8 months ago 30
52 people don't understand the power of Boris.
PlatinumBlitz 8 months ago
@crazyboyxx that population argument is so ridiculous, all the smaller countrys say that. It only would matter if there was an unlimited amount of total medals, but since there is a fixed amount of medals it puts the larger countrys at a huge disadvantage, for total medals compared to population. Also the only reason your sports are so popular is because you forced them down peoples throats over the years when you owned there countrys, our sports that we invented are much better sports.
Epimpin101 8 months ago
Is it just me or does he look alot like Donald trump. America has won 2400 medals, UK has won about 750... I think USA is the sporting capital of the world, definitley not England.
Epimpin101 8 months ago
I can;t stand him politically, but I can't help but like him at times
matthehat 8 months ago
You do realise, everything he says in this video is actually correct..
mooseling1 8 months ago 3
3:16
blinksmilewink 8 months ago
How is this speach infamous.
hendabomb 8 months ago
I love Boris Johnson. Even if he is a Tory :P
squishy3000 8 months ago 5
hahahaha seb co at 2.49 summarises boris johnson perfectly :P
geebergoober929 9 months ago
LOLOLOL artist: boris
ThunderBreakdowns 9 months ago
GO ON BORIS!
Rosiealicejessica 9 months ago
what does he do ..??
i see him on TV but whats his day job.
jellyboy123 9 months ago
HOW ABOUT WE DO SOMETHING REALLY BRAVE...
& STAND UP TO THE ISRAEL/AMERICA PACT OVER PALESTINE!
Palestinians have to live on only 15% of regular supplies DUE TO THE ILLEGAL ISRAELI BLAOCKADE WHICH HAS STOOD FOR DECADES. Or are we just another U.S. lap dog state now?
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BlackRoof 9 months ago
Monkey that started aids
and551 9 months ago
Hahaha this guy is awesome! I wish our politicians were more like this.
psykick5 9 months ago
Boris is all right; yeah he's slightly muddled at best, at least he's got a sense of humour! Something that many people in this world - particularly politicians - wouldn't recognise if you slapped them round the face with it.
psyfiend420 9 months ago
Bojo <3
treenietreen 9 months ago
Freedom!!!!
dimmuborgir82 9 months ago
all about england...Fu fae scotland!!
dimmuborgir82 9 months ago
By far the most inspiring of our leaders today
TheSealOfTheRose 9 months ago
When so many people are turned off by politics these days, there's only one man that can drag them back - Boris Johnson. He's entertaining and one of the only politicians in history that you feel you can really relate to. The guy is a legend. Boris for PM.
MrVemola 10 months ago 4
The man is a buffon. He labours under the misapprehension that he will be PM one day. Lord help us if that ever happens!
densaner77 10 months ago
This man is the best thing that's happened to London during my lifetime. The only people that dislike him are affected whiny little zealots with a passion for inverse snobbery. He's an extremely skilled politician and an inspiration. Boris for PM
fantasticjack87 10 months ago 4
Utter unadulterated genius
apyaml 10 months ago 4
3:10 - the awkwardness on Seb Coe's face when he senses the racist potential of what Boris is about to say, ahaha.
masterbakery 10 months ago 2
AND I SAY TO THE WORLD, PING PONG IS COMING HOME!!!!!!!!!
i personally love the fact that we elected him completely on how ridiculous he is rather than hows good he is at his job. it should happen more often
tristanoutlaw86 10 months ago
Complete buffoon. Who the hell elected this twot?
thorntona 10 months ago
@thorntona me.
3foreverandalways 10 months ago
this guy belongs down a comedy club not in political debates
Ironhearted02 10 months ago
You have to love Boris
lookingoodtv 10 months ago
Go on Boris!
He HAS to be reelected in mayoral election this May, so he can host the opening to the olympics too!!
KingCharlesI 10 months ago 4
to think people actually voted for this prick!
mistaben2k 10 months ago
he's useless at his job yet he's still so loveable and funny! how is this possible?! love you borris!!!! x
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CRIME IS A DISEASE
AND HE IS THE CURE
HE IS TAKING THE LAW INTO HIS OWN HANDS!
BORIS JOHNSON IS 'THE TORY VIGILANTE'
abisivepoo 11 months ago
Dreadlock rastaman
brianogog 11 months ago
Why people think he is so funny is just beyond me, he's like those celebrities that get a way for being shit cause' their rich or being quirky or something. Plus that 70's swagger he's got going on is so annoying not to mention the fact he has done nothing right since being mayor.
MsFrittas 11 months ago
@MsFrittas maybe they should make him pm instead then? :)
theslipknotfan111 11 months ago
@MsFrittas What are you talking about?
youknowituk 9 months ago
this could easily be a comedy sketch
SuperVariation 11 months ago
That speech genuinely ranks up there with some of Churchill's finest oratories.
Can you imagine, the safe, mealy-mouthed whining little speech that Ken Livingstone would have dribbled out if he''d been up there?
fodsaks 11 months ago 5
Boris, i hate u.
mistaben2k 11 months ago
He is a great geezer. And he's descended from Royalty. This guy is quality.
kealyc 11 months ago
I heard they are creating a Great Britain football team for the 2012 Olympics. I think Boris should play up front.
madwalrus 11 months ago
@madwalrus So long as he doesn't deliver another spear tackle....
BerkshireKnight 11 months ago
the guy on the left freaks me out a bit...
martinmedeski 11 months ago
WIFF WAFF
ReeceHughesRocks 1 year ago 2
whata hero!! bumbling legend!!
TheMontyEvans 1 year ago
That was great!
sargentaaron2004 1 year ago
Boris will likely be in several of our Olympic teams - he's a total badass.
TheBruiser012 1 year ago 2
BORIS I LOVE YOU HAHAHAHA
HULLOHULLO15 1 year ago
BORIS YOU BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lukelegrice 1 year ago 3
It is amazing that someone can talk so much waffle and can keep a complete straight face... when Boris johnson retires I hope he does comedy... you don't see comedy with a serious face
jameshedleyturner 1 year ago 8
LOL they should put this on failblog!
RighteousPsycho 1 year ago
@RighteousPsycho Why failblog? You do realise EVERYTHING he says is true, right?
t075iana 3 months ago 2
Absurd.
peacefrog1916 1 year ago
america needs politicians like this not fucking morons like palin.
2244blahblahblah 1 year ago 78
@2244blahblahblah. Boris Johnson is a fucking moron as well!
densaner77 10 months ago
@densaner77 but he's a moron with a well rounded posh voice. That's the sort of moron you want in charge.
squishedpimp 9 months ago
@squishedpimp. If you say so... ಠ_ಠ
densaner77 9 months ago
@2244blahblahblah Erm he is the male Palin, just educated and funny!!
sleckitty 9 months ago
@2244blahblahblah Agree. Id take a bumbling mayor BoJo over a Palin anyday.
Protean213 7 months ago
2:49 look at the faces of the guys behind him. they're gutting themselves :D rofl rofl rofl Boris Johnson: Funniest politician ever !!
Calza321 1 year ago 2
0:33 gordon brown gives a little 'woo'
mongoosechicken2 1 year ago 105
@mongoosechicken2 LOL was that really him?
erzan 6 months ago
Boris has blundered in criticizing David Cameron and has lost many votes.
rameshthakrar 1 year ago
If Boris was PM no one would care about the recession because Boris would be too busy cheering us up or making us laugh
mancity1000 1 year ago 10
U have to give him balls for going to china and saying har har we made ur national sport first and we;re taking it home
TheBighairyfart 1 year ago
@TheBighairyfart He didn't need balls because it's true. In fact most sports have their roots in the UK. [Don't argue with me, just check it on the internet instead.]
t075iana 3 months ago
London will be so different in 2012 compared to 1908? LOL
1234567loading 1 year ago
Boris is the best thing since meat pies!
fodsaks 1 year ago 5
The MAN!!!!
007aaali 1 year ago 3
PING PONG IS COMING HOME!
shikajoseph 1 year ago 3
this is the first time i've heard this speach and i thought he didn't explain about wiff-waff, now i know he did, WHY WAS EVERYONE MAKING MAKING A FUSS.
bakura23 1 year ago 3
borris is hilarious! i vote labour and if im honest i disagree with most of Boris's polices but he's still a total legend!
monkeyswithcameras 1 year ago 2
"Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, has demanded changes to the law making it more difficult for workers to strike "
So now they want to take peoples rights away even more to stop them striking when they feel their pay is unfair ? NEW WORLD ORDER or what my god
"Home Secretary Theresa May has authorised a blanket ban on marches in a city on the day of a planned protest by a right-wing campaign group. " So people are not allowed to protest any more ?
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
sweetypie000 1 year ago
Hahaha, does he rip the flag at the start?
flosssock 1 year ago
Can't believe that Ken Livingston is running for London Mayor again! WHY?! BACK BORIS AGAIN IN 2012!!! HE'S SUCH A LEGEND!!!!
richieschick 1 year ago 2
UNDOUBTEDLY KEN 4 MAYOR IN 2012! He ‘says it as it is’ to them venial right-wingers constantly stalking him day and night trying to trip him up on every jot, tittle, off-the-cuff remark or photo which can be digitally revamped to make him appear a communist zombie. Actually, zombies (for their tragic history) are the likes of you and me crushed, unwilling, unable to speak against dark Tories frequently ensconced during full moon Conservative HQ caviar and champagne guffawing debates.
josiahBLOGS 1 year ago
@josiahBLOGS Fight on class warrior! The proletariat has been oppressed for years by the Tories!
Quickly! To the Labour Party HQ! We can enjoy ready-meals and IRN BRU, (on credit of course) and plot the downfall of our evil masters!
Afterwards we can head to the library (so long as it hasn't been looted by the "independent" youth of today) and enjoy reading (if we can read that is) Animal Farm. After that we can look up stereotype and prejudice in the dictionary (again, purchased on credit).
BertrumPantyshield 1 year ago 3
@BertrumPantyshield
I assume you're a rabid toff?
josiahBLOGS 1 year ago
@josiahBLOGS Nope, a middle class person. I just enjoy mocking people full of prejudice because of class.
BertrumPantyshield 1 year ago
What a Legend! Back Boris in 2012!
MatthewPWoods 1 year ago
Boris for President of the USA
custardnim 1 year ago 6
No tie???? He's blatantly been at the port beforehand
CasparWilson 1 year ago
best speech ever`!
erwku 1 year ago
Boris is such a joker!
Jordan161992 1 year ago 2
We need more people like Boris. I will never vote Conservative but he makes me proud to be British.
It makes me laugh even more to know that his school chums David Cameron and Abhisit Vejjajiva are both unelected Prime Ministers. Regardless of your political loyalties Boris is Mayor by the will of the people.
HeyStacky 1 year ago
who here believes that borris johnson is terribl....y AWESOME!! :D
TheLolbot3000 1 year ago
2:48, the guy in the blue shirt does a facepalm :P
Tokenhost 1 year ago
Not a Tory (Not even nationally British, I'd probably join the Independant Party) but this guy's funny, though I really could care less about team sports
obscurebandfan 1 year ago
Boris is a sign of the times. Political correctness is slowly but surely dying!
Asaski09 1 year ago 4
He's a complete nutcase... love him. Ping Pong is coming home... no-one else could have delivered that line...
FulchesterUnited 1 year ago 5
Dispite him being a conservative I can't help but love this guy, comedy gold!
mrsohmygosh 1 year ago 4
If everyone invoved in the British Olympics 2012 has the same energy as Boris it will be a success. I doubt it however. Good on you!
HeyStacky 1 year ago
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What an idiot. That is why we love him. Boris for President!
HeyStacky 1 year ago
Give him a tv show on bbc 1 or whatever - he's hilarious!
FishChipsAndChris 1 year ago
I just wish he were a LIberal Democrat.
dmerfield 1 year ago
BJ is a public[sic] school oxbridge retard. A product of a small gene pool. His transport policy is rubbish, only a fool would support him.
pgconn 1 year ago
@pgconn well if the population of Britain is 60 million then 59,999,999 people are fools but proud fools
gangstamillion 1 year ago
@gangstamillion So so true :D
Poloman134 1 year ago
@gangstamillion
You say that if the population of Britain is 60 million then 59,999,999 are proud fools.
I won't disagree with that estimation of the idiocy of the nation.
pgconn 1 year ago
Tory twat, who also happens to be a spastic
lilemoduck 1 year ago
the people behind him are there just to laugh
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mybyvideo 1 year ago
Boris is hilarious!
Fleshious 1 year ago
lmao how funny is this guy he is such a dude
foreskinforest 1 year ago
Politically I hate the git - but the man is a star1
HeyStacky 1 year ago 2
we shuld just make this man leader of the world
DBTFxC 1 year ago
It is a perfect speech! But one can't say this in public as mayor of London. Does this man realise how sensitive the Chinese can be about ridicule qualifications and direct addressing...? This is the speech for a students table, not to be made by a fat pig who managed to get the mayors seat of London by an old boys network.
dazimo 1 year ago
"yea ok, a'rite a'rite a'rite a'rite where do i put this thing?" - legend
soldoutrules 1 year ago
He should be an ambassador or something, someone promote that man!
Stantzs 1 year ago
Boris is a funny fellow. I disagree with much of his politics, but he is truly a charming and delightful man.
ToothpickMcBrainy 1 year ago
I Fucking Love Boris (L)
feonax 1 year ago