Iran Threatens the US Navy!!! Gnooze 1-8-08

[SuperOldsmobile1]

again. nice hair marta

[00700daniel]

i love you wear someting sexy okay ??????

[AKOthePERSIANkiller]

NO ONE INCLUDE USA / ISRAEL is ALLOWED TO ATTACK IRAN

IRAN IS A GREAT BEAUTYFULL NATION and NEVER ATTACKED any OTHER

NATION so STOP EVIL OIL INTRESTS USA / ISRAEL SHOULD BE STOPPED

TO BOMB IRAN

[TheBoxSeat]

If you use bad language..Your message will not just be lost, but will be refuted by yourself.

As to Marta...No one can refute the fact that she is hot. Not many people though have made comments on how she is a very talented and intelligent person. Peace be with you

[riyad230]

i dont understand becos i am french but i want lokked her tits rrrr IRAN AND FRENCH IS BOSS

[dasenuff]

scuuuuze me! whats that bullshit'conservatives' remark? rermember the fucking democrats and manifest destiny? remember the facist's wilson and fdr? what about kennedy and johnson...and let us not forget you lover boy clinton! youneed to check your history -lapdog!

[dasenuff]

scuuuuze me! whats that bullshit'conservatives' remark? rermember the fucking democrats and manifest destiny? remember the facist's wilson and fdr? what about kennedy and johnson...and let us not forget you lover boy clinton! youneed to check your history -lapdog!

[ArmedSecurity]

You really think your getting any donations as you begging for on your website? 5 Iranian vessel harassing 3 of U.S. warships in international water, and yes doll it is a little more important then you returning you video tapes. It a freaking act of war.

Please people don't fund gnooze since she is making fun of her own navy that protects her way of life, and she is playing down the Iranian extreme actions,that almost started a war. BAN GNOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edz3ed2]

INTERNATIONAL WATER MY ASS

[117rebel]

if i was the commander of the U.S. ships i would have blown those iranian toys out of the water after they threatened us lol.

[mashangian333]

yes if-if your mother had not been fucked shed still be a virgin,hows that?

[117rebel]

well i what i said must've struck a nerve! LOL!

IRAN IS FULL OF PUSSYS!!!

[N1loOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo]

calm the fuck down the U.S needs to know how to mind their own bussiness no onw in the world even likes u guys u need to go and see what ppl say about u guys.fuckin dumb ass

[Milad10rap]

yup yup true ! USA econemy is sucking dick and they are like all WE WANT WAR , WE WANT WAR i mean comeon man ! wtf

[superfresh4life]

nobody has to like us, but they are scared of us. LMAO

[patjc15]

As usual, liberals siding with Iran and everyone but America. Anti American citizens living here. Second arm of al Qaeda. Morons probably dont realize that small boats can pose just as big, if not bigger, threats to warships than other warships. Those destroyers weapons are designed to engage other surface ships of comparable size, not speedy little mosquitos like those boats. If that were the case, then the USS Cole wouldve never had a hole blown thru its side. Of course, liberals love Iran

[jayers2]

So you suggest we just go around a nd shoot everybody? Also, conservatives just love making decsions in the peoples best intrest even though 75% dont agree with it.

[teameymelli1]

Iran is a legitimate military power in the Middle East, we would be ridiculously uninformed if we were to just provoke an actually serious attack. Oh wait...IRAQ ??? stupid monkeys in power

[theloathlydaddy]

Another brilliant video, I liked the way you lost it during the Roger Clemmons thingie lol. And it's great that you wouldn't talk about New Hampshire before it started... too many "news people" think that "news" is "discussion about news". News is news, folks, and talk is talk! All the best.

[dlink520t]

iran is not going to start a war ,of course they did something legal and in iranian waters like previous times!

[attackmx62]

The only good that could come out of this is if the Irans are stuipd enough to attack the us military and feel the wrath of hell. I am sure the Air force and Naval command would love to go war with a shit hole country like them and own the skys. While Us marine and Army forces tank to the sand walk through sad little army they republican guard.

[lidixmang]

If you think for a second that the US could defeat Iran, you are sadly mistaken.

The US may have air superiority, but on the ground, we would be cornered on all sides by 130 million armed soldiers.

Period.

[attackmx62]

your forgetting we have the best trained and equipped Army in the world. Top it off whats a few tactical nuclear weapons unleashed going to do. Chances are they would fall just like Iraq's who was the 5th largest army in the world. Please they begged to surrender.

[lidixmang]

If you are gullible enough to believe the US would actually use a nuclear weapon, I suggest doing some reading.

The US will never use nuclear warheads in the middle east because they know that terrorists would retaliate by detonating a nuke on American soil.

It's not a theory, it's a fact. Read Scott Ritter's 'Target Iran'.

[attackmx6]

They don't have anything to use. We will destroy everything in our sight that isn't useful to us.

[getplaning]

Here's the scenario that Dick Cheney wacks himself off to every night. Israel launches a precision strike against an Iranian nuclear facility. Iran retaliates by sinking a few American ships on the Persian Gulf, including an aircraft carrier. American submarines launch a nuclear strike against Iranian targets. Millions die, and a radioactive cloud encircles the globe, and millions more die. This was the outcome of our own Navy's war games, Operation Summer Pulse.

[getplaning]

Needless to say, the Navy isn't too eager to start a shooting war with Iran, but it's not their call. I'm glad I'm not out there, and like most military, I just wish George Bush would just shut the fuck up and go back to clearing brush.

[attackmx6]

A few tactical nukes wouldn't even hurt the world that we live in. seriously doubt they would even come close to sinking a Air craft carrier or any of our ships. But hell if they tried to. A attack a Naval Warship is a act of war. In this case we wouldn't need Subs to fire upon them ICBMs could fire off in a record time.

[getplaning]

Ignorance like yours is a dangerous thing for the rest of us. Have someone Google Operation Summer Pulse, Sunburn, and read to you some of the articles that come up.

[dasenuff]

'ignarance';a lack of knowledge.....

[AustinWillford]

as a member of the united states navy i'll tell you that it takes alot more than some jackass on a boat to get us to launch a nuclear missle, and yes one of the modern day nuclear missles would damage a US ship. One of todays nukes could damn near take out an entire state so instead of spreading random shit on youtube before you think bout it why don't you get out of JR.High and learn alil.

[aquariusHS]

Wait a minute, son of a bitch: The only "shit hole country" in the world is bloody arrogant USA - and you know this. Iran will kick US-forces ass more than Vietnam and Irak did before.

[attackmx62]

Wait a min for what ? We won ever battle in vietnam. We won the war in iraq in a matter of days. No piss ant country can compare to what we can do. Sorry the only country who had a chance was the former ussr.

[lidixmang]

Ugh... you sound like a neo-con hawk.

Without a huge draft of millions of soldiers, like in WW2, the US forces can barely maintain a small country like Iraq.

I am a combat veteran of Afghanistan and I will be deploying to Iraq in 2009. I have seen first hand the capabilities of our limited Army and I am telling you, without a draft, we can't handle any more work than we already have.

[attackmx62]

having fun serving in the navy? Scout sniper here and we been doing just fine after 3 tours in Iraq. We have the greatest military in the world so fawk you buddy and in enjoy the safety of jacking off to internet porn while aboard a boat.

[onboardvideo]

Thank you for not discussing the primaries before they happened. This is why I am increasingly turning off the TV news, and turning on channels like this one. The people are tired of hearing the networks blowing hot air. What ever happened to "just the facts." The Gnooze is proof it can still be entertaining. Thank you.

[MBRHIndustries]

Roger Clemens uses intravenous performance enhancing substances.

[MustacheVerra]

people need to look at the Gulf of Tun kin incident. This is probably the US trying to provoke a war with Iran. This happened in Vietnam but the Vietnamese were smart enough

not to respond. So the US president eventually

had to lie to the American people and say they were attack in the Gulf of Tun Kin etc..

Most war are started based on lies. ..if not all.

[amustad]

What you say about the Gulf of Tonkin incident is popular belief, especially among the conspiracy crowd, but it's not quite accurate. You assume, like most, that a 'battlefield' is always crystal clear and that everything is logical.

The Iranians have been doing this for years. However, this time they went a little further than usual. It's not a conspiracy. Not everything is a conspiracy. Grow up.

[MustacheVerra]

What do you think the US would do if the Iran had boats in Us costs huh?

So who's the aggressor here? Let's see. Iran did not attack an other country in the last 1000 year and they've been involve in one armed conflict in the past 60 years. The US was involve in 72 armed conflict since WW2. So I'll go with the US being the aggressor.

[attackmx62]

We did'nt have boats in Iran waters so we were not the aggressers. I really am glad the US naval commanders kept a cool head and didn't rip the ships and body from whatever false god they pray to. What the Irans did is border line a act of war. Attacking a Naval military ship is outrageous and sad. After the US cole we have to be very careful of whats going on.

[MustacheVerra]

The war is coming and Iran doesn't stand a chance against the allies so why would they try to pick a fight with the most powerful army in the world? It makes no sense. This war is about Israel. Israel is pushing the US to attack Iran just like they did for Iraq. You can look it up. Search videos like AIPAC is pushing the US to go to war with

Iran.

[Sporty0324]

I agree!!

[lidixmang]

There was no attack. Not a single aggressive act was made.

Look at the massive difference between the two.

Five water-skiing boats versus 3 HUGE destroyers armed to the gills with gatling guns.

It's like the Chinese protester blocking the tanks in Tienanmen Square. Hugely disproportionate.

This is just the US rattling the sabers and banging the war drums to rally the people. Every empire does this. Caesar perfected it.

[michael2B]

♠ Google -- USS Liberty Incident ♠

[amustad]

stupid nooooooze for stupid poooooeple

[MBRHIndustries]

If thats the case, I hope you were paying attention.

[Barthek]

Roid rage alright! haha

[livelifealwaystoo]

AK! All my careful copypasta of a Nigerian letter is gone!

[hounddog21]

"Golden Globe Awards" I don't give a rats-ass. The Dakar Race was cancelled. Now that is something I care about.

[CommentorX]

The Golden Globes are off? Darnit, I was nominated for an award for "Most Crude Sexual Innuendo on a Comment Board." By the way, in case you're wondering, Clinton/McCain.

[uberover]

Great gnooze again Marta. I know I've mentioned this b4, but I still want you to bust out a middle eastern accent....think of it in the same vein as your Ruskie or Frenchie ones that you do so well. Also, screw the awards show...we still have your Golden Globes(sorry, could'nt help meself)

[SuicideFriendly]

Git on wit ur bad self Marta!

[proffmongo]

Yes!!! It could of bee roid rage!!

But which roid rage?

Maybe it was Hemo???

Hmmmm???

Did you ever think about that???

Hmmmm???

Poor guy might just want to be able to sit down comfortably and answer some questions.

[ZachsMind]

I dig the title card at the end, but the talkshow montage open? not so much. and feel free to skip the New Hampshire primaries entirely cuz I for one really don't care. I mean I don't care about the Golden Globes thing, but if I did, it would be more than I care about the election. We're talking negative care numbers here.

[kidwave1]

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES!!!!

FALSE FLAG! FALSE FLAG! FALSE FLAG! FALSE FLAG!

Why would they warn them ,and why in English, THIS IS JUST STUPID. Can anyone say ..influence the primaries? You are LIARS! Look around youtube..NOONE IS BUYING INTO YOUR LIES ANYMORE!!!

[tazzzwannabe2]

Is she as dumb as she sounds?

[livelifealwaystoo]

no, dweeb

[D4Shawn]

Man... we're like an oppressed minority (steroid users). That's why YouTube kicked me out of the Partner Program. What they don't understand is that the whole reason my videos kick so much ass is cuz I'm jacked up on roids 24/7. Everybody needs to just lighten up and cool out. Some people take daily vitamins. I use steroids. I don't see what the problem is...

[justplayman]

cooly cool

[mysticfm]

Haha, 'roid rage indeed! And you've just given a whole 'nother, somewhat unpleasant meaning to "exit poll". :)

[qinaden]

hehe exactly the golden who gives a rats behind lol. Looking beautiful as always and still really funny.

[Ick69]

I'm all like..... that silly girl in the ad box next to your video is very distracting. Have a nice day.

[jmeldon]

those crazy iranians

[jrsnyderjr]

I'm soooooo disappointed there's not going to be a People's Choice...no a Golden Globe awards show I never watch!

[nerdfighter4]

I'm glad all the stupid awards show are cancelled because of the writers strike. I;m sure the make-up, hair, and clothes designers are distraught. Just give em more money already! I DONT WANT TO WATCH REALITY TV AHYMORE!! Thank God for the GNOOZE!!!

[anmoose]

I wonder why they even bother to have the primary. The media already has it figured out.

They really HAVE gotten grossly out of hand,

Moosie

[gnooze]

I just saw a headline that said something like "NH Primaries Could Make or Break Candidacies" and to me, that's telling voters who may have wanted to vote for the candidate in second or third, don't waste your time. And that's just not the media's job. It makes me angry.

[anmoose]

It does the same to me. Their overdramatization for the sake of ratings DOES have the power to sway the elections. Their job is to report, not create, and they seem to have forgotten that.

[ostinsfriend]

Berry Nice chica! Lovin It!

[gnooze]

:D Yay! Thanks for watching and commenting!

[rachaelpachel]

OMG girl you are hilarious to watch, 5 stars and a sub for sure!!!!

[gnooze]

Wowie! Hey thanks! I really appreciate it!

[dlondon1144]

Marta, you're my hero-ine? Wait, is that like heroin but with an "e?" 'Cause if it is you aren't but... uh. To hell with it. I like your stuff, Marta. Keep it up.

[gnooze]

Thanks for the encouragement! And I've always been bummed about the heroine/heroin homonym. Just unfortunate.

[21stCenturyCat]

interesting stuff, I didn't even know this channel existed! But then again I doubt you have heard of me either! ;)

[gnooze]

I had not. But I just started watching your year in review. I like the snapping to Vegas showgirls! :)

[Machination1]

I'm okay just as long as they don't cancel that awards show where they hand out the surfboards.

[gnooze]

Kids' Choice is that one, isn't it?

[ujdo]

There's a pole in the bottom of your toilet? Sounds like it could be painful. Need a professional to look at that like a plumber or a pole taker... ;)

And speaking of rats asses, I couldn't give one about these awards shows either or the BB hall of fame.

This is going to be a verrrryyyy long polical year...

[gnooze]

Every time I'm reminded that we still have a whole year of this business, I feel a little ill. It's fascinating and important, but why'd they have to start so early?

[mo90909]

You go Marta!, Taking Charge, Talk about the polls whenever you darn well please, it is your show and it is blowing up!! Dont let the "poll roid ragers" tell you what to do. Or you can just say "Our Bad":0 and move on. :). Hey I wondered where Queen Latifa went. You Rule Marta thanks for another great show.

[gnooze]

Thanks for another great comment! Gosh, I hope you're right about it blowing up. That would be the shot in the arm I need, so to speak.

[iniksbane]

I have to agree with you on the polls thing. Although I think it's just as much a factor of needing to report something, even when there isn't anything to report. And the need to bring new information out even if it isn't really information.

[iniksbane]

But that's just my uninformed opinion :)

[gnooze]

They have to feed the beast. When I worked in news, it was, "We've got a 2.5 hour block to fill each night (not to mention morning and late news)." I've literally had producers tell me to make a story up - not actually falsify facts - but turn a non-news event into one. It's one of the reasons I got out.

[iniksbane]

I believe it. Actually my big problem was the desire to localize everything.

[PiratePuppetMelba]

I used to think "Republican" was a dirty word until I heard Ron Paul speak. The biggest obstacle for Dr. Paul has been getting his message out to others who share my former views. Bush-haters need to get past the view that any and all Republicans are neo-cons and listen to what this man has to say; upon doing so, they would realize that electing one of their beloved Democrats won't change a damn thing, but electing Dr. Paul would change everything.

[iniksbane]

Oh if it were only so... but let's face it, even if he won the election (which he wouldn't and won't). He'd be too divisive to accomplish anything. In fact, his only acheivment is that the presidency would actually mean nothing.

[trevb38]

Yo, Mar-tah!!! Been a while since I've checked in. I've missed you and the GNOOZE -- love the new intro and the animated gif, too. Very gnice touch and very cool, yo! TTYL!! ;-)

[gnooze]

Hey trevb! Wondered where you went to! Glad you like the new stuff! :)

[SuperAtheist]

would you handle my poll, Marta?

[SHOHAMVANY]

very good!!!

u know ur president g.w. bush is in israel?

tell about that...

[gnooze]

Thank you! I will report on Bush's visit to Israel the day after next. :)

[AlterEgoTrip]

I'm sorry I haven't been commenting lately with all this 5 random things tag and what have you.. school back in.. stress back in, and yet another deep serious need for sleep strikes me.. I'm trying to keep up.. wonderful wonderful Gnooze and if I haven't said it lately, great new theme!!! ;)

[gnooze]

Hang in there! Super stress is the worst.

[Bubba186]

Good to see someone with perspective on the primaries, the news is already showing early results, like the first 20 votes, they really need to get a grip.

[gnooze]

I don't normally inject my own opinions but this thing is out of control. All the polls and punditry is probably shaping votes and it's wrong.

[lisasimpson]

omg love the ending!

Did you happen to catch the simpsons sunday night? It was so awesome! (They have it online, go to their site...)

[gnooze]

I have it on my Tivo! I just watched a smidge online (at work) and it looks great!

[lisasimpson]

It's hilarious, Springfield gets to vote BEFORE New Hampshire, and the town gets run over by the media....

[TheBabyEaters]

Marta for president...of the foreign press!

[gnooze]

*shrugs

Okay.

Hahahahaa. :)

[DKW2088]

your awesome marta!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! :D

[readywerx]

part of me wants to ask for a hug...the other half wants to do the right thing, and pepper spray me. Great video!

[gnooze]

Um... thanks? Not sure I understand entirely but glad you like the show. :)

[geargemartin]

another outstanding episode. you should have your own award show.

[gnooze]

Yay! An excuse to wear an evening gown! :)

[justwatchin07]

i like the new intro song thing! cute :)

"'Roid rage much, Rodge?" haha

Yeah, most people don't care about the award shows, including myself. Why do we have them, anyway?

[gnooze]

I'm pretty sure they're just masturbatory.

Thanks for the intro compliment. Music kindly provided by Pistol Youth.

[justwatchin07]

"masturbatory"?!

ok, i dare you to explain that in your next video! :P

[gnooze]

Used as an adjective, it means overly self-indulgent!

[justwatchin07]

ah ha.

well, i guess you don't have to explain it in your next video! haha

[photofu]

good show....

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[geekyvince]

ha good show. I hardly ever watch those award shows I prefer reading who won in the paper that way I avoid seeing and hearing that annoying old lady I forget her name but she is always like who are you wearing grr. Sorry I will think about fuzzy bunnies to calm me down.

[gnooze]

Joan Rivers.

Quick!  The bunnies!

[DookofHDP]

I love that you chose the exercise folks grabbing their feet image to represent "most of America" -- so campy!

I can't say enough good things about the new intro and "flow" of the show -- great production!!! Also ... Marta, you rule!

[gnooze]

:D Thank you!  That is really nice of you to say!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

roid rage !!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*breathe*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[gnooze]

Don't hurt yourself MsOphelia!  Please sit a spell!

[Mendes956]

Love you Marta, you mentioned my main pet peeve about the news media. They spend so much time in predicting stuff and saying what is going to happen that they don't have time to fact check the stuff that has already happened.

[gnooze]

I don't generally inject my opinion, but it's just too much. So much breathless, overhyped reporting crosses the line - instead of reporting votes, they're shaping them.

[VladimirPutinn]

HallOo Marta:

Are you serious about IRN guards and US Navy face off? I doubt it! But looks like things are getting serious down there in the Persian Gulf.

This reminds me of a movie. Have you seen the movie "The GOOD, The BAD, The UGLY"? ... Well ... I am the GOOD and unfortunately your Georgeee is the BAD one. I guess you know who is the UGLY... Yea... that's him! ... HA HA

Vladimir Putin

Kremlin, RU

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

Unfortunately,for us fans,you missed a moment.

You had a story about Iran,the US Navy ,and didn't use your Mock mood I'm a Dinner Jacket sounder.

Like Zarbod,I too,like Golden Globes.

I had some on my Christmas tree.

As for Roger,did you here the tape he made of a phone call? Shades of Watergate taping! 5 stars.

[gnooze]

There was no official comment attributed to Mahmoud so no jingle. :(

[wlmtopsportsman]

A million to the third power is somewhere in the neighborhood of a brazillion.

[gnooze]

What makes a gazillion?

[anmoose]

A very large herd of gazelles?

[qiranger]

Correction... Hollywood Foreign Press.

[goobersayshey]

WOW! YOu have a pole in the bottom of your toilet too? I thought it was just me...

Small world.

Maybe if Roger C got one, it could help with his "Rhoid rage". I'm just saying....

[gnooze]

Never said it was mine! And did you just go THERE? Eep.

[BOBIzizou87]

Hahah cool equation!!!

Awards are overrated anyway...Ok I take that back... No I wont!

[gnooze]

I am a mathematical genius.

Not really.

[mike8494]

Your the Best and make my Day Marta :-) Mike

[gnooze]

Hi Mike! Always nice to see your comment and say hello! :)

[mike8494]

Hello

[WileyCoyote69]

You have a pole on the bottom of your toilet too?

I thought I was the only one Marta!

[gnooze]

I didn't say it was MINE. ;)

[JimmerSD]

re: the Golden Globes. I think they'll finally be able to get the show in before midnight and on time. WOW.

[gnooze]

Well, don't count your chickens before they're hatched. :)

[scottfreitas]

Lol. "You didn't return your videos to the video store serious. Times a million, to the third power."

That's pretty serious, Marta. :D

The five boats full of guys were just there to collect the late fees. Typical Iranian melodrama!

PS I'm one of those Americans who said "I really don't care", about the lack of Golden Girl.. Glade... Gerbil... Garbage... whatever awards.

[gnooze]

In theory I'll kind of miss the show, but ultimately, I doubt I'll notice that much.

[daddioux]

I'd rather watch the Gnooze awards - like 11-19-07. Have we ever seen a GG winner play the harmonica - i think not.

[gnooze]

Ha! I forgot about my foray into musical instruments on the show. :)

[Zarbod]

I've always been a fan of the Golden Globes...I also like awards shows.

But seriously, without a self congratulatory show how will I know what doesn't suck?

[gnooze]

I'll miss the red carpet fashions personally. But, somehow, I will find a way to go on.