a quicker way to be found is to take out your pocket knife build a new condo and wait for the code inforcement people to show up to condem your new home and follow them home .or kill that SOB and wait for cable to come to your area and follow them home
if you are with a friend in the woods and its starting to be night and you cant find anything and you have a found then this is optional 1 call your mom dad or one in your family if they dont take it call 911 or if your danish 112 :)
Step ten is retarded. Shouting and screaming could attract unwanted wild life. Especially if you KNOW you are a bit far from civilization. And even running water could be very dangerous to drink. Regardless of however clean it may look it could still contain some dangerous stuff in it that could make you sick. And would you honestly think that you could be the only one using the water source? What if other animals are using it? What if something took a dump in it? Yeah didn't think of that did u
''He had Major injuries in his hand but he survived that'' ''Well what killed him?'' ''When he took a chunk of wood out of his hand and bled to death.''
@theblackbull55 yeah, because if I have internet and I'm stranded in the woods, I'm totally gonna watch a howcast video on it instead of calling for help.
yes of course you will need pack up on water if your going to get stuck in the woods before you get lost bring lots of water :P..........how dumb can people get? yeah im gonna get lost in the woods help me pour this water into my jug :P
I was recently lost in the woods with nothing but my iphone. Your video helped me survive until a search helicopter spotted my three signal fires and picked me up. But perhaps I should have just called home instead?
Step 1 - don't go wandering around without some basic supplies. Then when you get lost because you are not the Daniel Boone you thought you were, at least you will have some way to start a fire, make a shelter and stay warm.
if were lost in the woods and watching this we probly have a phone with internet so whyn cant we just get on skype or fb and tell ur friends to help ya!!!
one time when me and my friends went camping we wandered around in the forest and got lost. then when it got quiet after everyone was done blaming each other my friend pulled out his ocarina and played sarias song. it was the best day ever
judging by how he's dressed, I'd say this chump's just really stoned and got lost in his neighbors back yard. 6 days later the police find him in his neighbors olive garden drinking from his own piss and trying to light fires
they're all like " conserve your energy'' but that guy is screaming
chocofreak0101 2 days ago
a quicker way to be found is to take out your pocket knife build a new condo and wait for the code inforcement people to show up to condem your new home and follow them home .or kill that SOB and wait for cable to come to your area and follow them home
overcome141 3 days ago
did anyone else notice that his glassed has no lenses
reggaechinie 5 days ago
if you are with a friend in the woods and its starting to be night and you cant find anything and you have a found then this is optional 1 call your mom dad or one in your family if they dont take it call 911 or if your danish 112 :)
whitewolfking123 6 days ago
or you could just stop ......
Antoinette0317 1 week ago
woah all this surviveing is making me thirsty better drink my own `PISS *picture pops up* and it says bear grylls
mrbbbt8 1 week ago
optional: kill yourself
Teeklip 1 week ago
what about climbing on a highest tree?
mateosivi 1 week ago
Step ten is retarded. Shouting and screaming could attract unwanted wild life. Especially if you KNOW you are a bit far from civilization. And even running water could be very dangerous to drink. Regardless of however clean it may look it could still contain some dangerous stuff in it that could make you sick. And would you honestly think that you could be the only one using the water source? What if other animals are using it? What if something took a dump in it? Yeah didn't think of that did u
Britoe97 1 week ago
@Britoe97 Wow,thanks,i really did not remember that when i commented. :)
ivor47166 1 week ago
How to survive if you're lost in the woods:
You will need:
your voice
Step 1: Shout until somebody finds you and calls rescuers.
Did you know? Wood is flamable.
ivor47166 2 weeks ago
ha..they spelled" your" wrong on the title
TheDudes2000 2 weeks ago
@TheDudes2000 Not sure if you're trolling or not. It's definitely not "Your" it's "You're".
CarmenRocks 2 weeks ago
hah! then whats minecraft trying to do?
DerickWaveCheats 2 weeks ago
I liked his creep-face xD
RosidaI 2 weeks ago
thanks i got lost so i watched this and they came
now that i think of it i should jave used my phone too call for help DUH
Dustyfrab123 2 weeks ago
step 1. remember what you did playing minecraft :)
k3man365 3 weeks ago 3
2:00-2:03 i thought he died from the mushroom poison LOL
priyabunny2000 3 weeks ago
The noise part thumbs up if you see the guy doing the armpit fart move
azianhoney 4 weeks ago
I don't need this I play Minecraft!
Okay time to punch some trees
24 hours later after punching trees
''How did he die doc?''
''He had Major injuries in his hand but he survived that'' ''Well what killed him?'' ''When he took a chunk of wood out of his hand and bled to death.''
1chasegamer 4 weeks ago
just watch Man Vs Wild bear grylls will teach u
HaloxPlaya17 1 month ago
Who else noticed the typo in da title!?
tatubelieber 1 month ago
am i the only one that noticed his glasses are missing an arm???
jayla1821 1 month ago 3
@jayla1821 no
BlueLion6789 1 month ago
Made me smile,cheers
SuperDeltaRomeo 1 month ago
wtf
scantace1 1 month ago
Tip;If you find food,make sure its 100% food.
aztecace 1 month ago
step one: read the book "hatchet."
wethefatpeople 1 month ago 8
step one: gather dirt
step two: put it on your self
step three: if it rains your screwed
xboxman625 1 month ago
How the fuck do you watch this if you're lost in the woods in the first place?
rosepetal29 1 month ago 2
@rosepetal29
with your phone? :)
theblackbull55 1 month ago
@theblackbull55 yeah, because if I have internet and I'm stranded in the woods, I'm totally gonna watch a howcast video on it instead of calling for help.
cheer56781 1 week ago
If it was that easy, then why did the Blair witch kill those people? Hmmmmmmm?
SkiffleRockspate 1 month ago
1:10a urine
Skyhawk619 1 month ago
DAMN i played minute of the forest.... time to go back to the temple of time*plays prelude of light*
mandlebrot7 1 month ago
yes of course you will need pack up on water if your going to get stuck in the woods before you get lost bring lots of water :P..........how dumb can people get? yeah im gonna get lost in the woods help me pour this water into my jug :P
THESOUTHERNBOY49 2 months ago
@gamerguy5155 Coll one that is what you call Minecraft in real life
xXstarplasam9 2 months ago in playlist Camping
How To Survive If Youre Lost in the Woods? Just call Bear Grylls cellphone.
goldatra3 2 months ago
1:42 you probably thought that was a real bird nope chuck testa
wwefan2588 2 months ago
note to self:
bring a whistle
a way to start a fire
a gun
a mirror or a reflective object
MrBoxman29 2 months ago
if your rambo you do run from them
asdfdfggfd 2 months ago
aw shit im stuck in the woods better take out my computer to check howcast
greenpie891 2 months ago
Why the HELL would i hide from people looking for me?
TheXxHELENxX 2 months ago
lol spell fail in title
MrBoxman29 3 months ago
Step 1:
play minecraft
PolarPopManiac 3 months ago
at 0:44 his glasses are broken idiot
awsomeamerican12 3 months ago in playlist survival
I was recently lost in the woods with nothing but my iphone. Your video helped me survive until a search helicopter spotted my three signal fires and picked me up. But perhaps I should have just called home instead?
xpaderom 3 months ago 3
Crazy prrot drinking water
ninjayee 3 months ago
Step 1 - don't go wandering around without some basic supplies. Then when you get lost because you are not the Daniel Boone you thought you were, at least you will have some way to start a fire, make a shelter and stay warm.
biscuitfarmer 3 months ago
Step 1 Make a Pick Axe.
Step 2 Find iron and redstone.
Step 3 Craft a workbench out of a tree
Step 4 Find your way to your spawn point with the compass.
Step 5 Kill some pigs (If Any)
Step 6 Make a mine shaft.
Step 7 Run from creepers or spiders as they try to kill you.
Step 8 You're playing minecraft....
drawingdude267 3 months ago
@drawingdude267 haha you failed.
zsolti1001 3 months ago
@drawingdude267 Correct order.
Step 8, step 5, step 3, step 1, step 6, step 2, step 4, step 7.
Timmytimmy123123 1 month ago
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drawingdude267 3 months ago
0:34 aquward
CutieGirl613 3 months ago
You will need:
Water And shelter
No woods?
CutieGirl613 3 months ago
0:44 Stop the video...see anything wrong with his glasses? (on the rigth side)
sydsnow2 3 months ago
Step 1: imitate bear grylls
rimwydas44 4 months ago
0:33 hipster love
redhawk781 4 months ago
they forgot the part where you dont get rescued and die
imthetank3 4 months ago 32
2:55 is funny
kuki5461 4 months ago 2
Anybody Notice at 0:44 He doesn't have a Arm on his Glasses but yet he does the Other side..
jamie101911 4 months ago
1.Punch Trees.
2.Craft Wooden Planks
3.Make a Shelter.
4.Make a crafting table
5.Make a sword.
6.Make axe and picaxe
7.Upgrade ur thing
8.Kill everything what wants to kill u
lisupo22 4 months ago 2
1.Punch Trees.
2.Craft Wooden Planks
3.Make a Shelter.
4.Make a crafting table
5.Make a sword.
6.Make axe and picaxe
7.Upgrade ur thing
8.Kill everything what wants to kill u
lisupo22 4 months ago
go to the bear attack one its funny
mollylaura 4 months ago
it's you're
Artificialpotatosack 4 months ago
Thumps up f u noticed what's wrong with the glasses
and payed no attention 2 the tips :)
ZainaWalkingTheLine 4 months ago
You guys are watching the wrong video. Man Vs Wild FTW!
Joshys8 4 months ago
I always think that how cast videos r goin to save my life BEFORE i click.....and then i am stupid enough to click on another one... -__-
katara244 4 months ago
step 1 bring a gun, step 2 shoot down any plane or helicopter and gather resources from it step 3 use the radio to alert the flight control guys
brandon35335 4 months ago
hmm theres a teddy bear in the woods waiting for someone to get lost!
piinkice01 4 months ago
How to make an obvious help video- work for howcast
you will need- being useless to the world.
dolerbom 4 months ago
better drink your own piss
Eiversed 4 months ago
step1: make a shelter step2:done!
screwriod 5 months ago
yeah umm, thankyou howcast but i think ill stick to watching man vs wild.
skater5273 5 months ago
uh oh stuck in the wild BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS
Ironstonez 5 months ago 52
step 1: watch man vs wild
step 2: dam step 1 has already been used >.>
TheBananaMancer 5 months ago
step 1: RUN FER YOUR LIFE!!!
AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!
eastsideswanger 5 months ago
Step 1: be bear grylls
JeffNeroHardyIsAweso 5 months ago 2
1. Scream!
BustinJieber224 5 months ago
Well, this kinda helps. But I learned more from Survival Man.
dragonslayer98767 5 months ago
step one: you should've watched man vs wild :/
IVANLULE 5 months ago
@IVANLULE step two: you realize that man vs. wild is bullshit and feel bad for wasting your time.
XxServalcat24xX 5 months ago
Scream like a little girl
Think WHY AM I HERE
Observe
Panic
blackcosmogirl 5 months ago
s.t.o.p skid tires on pavement
animecrazy0654 5 months ago
That bird was awesome xD
TheBrainSponge 5 months ago
SHROOMZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
me88998899 5 months ago
lololol I liked this one :D
WooHoo507 5 months ago
How to survive the wild:
Step 1: Remember what you did in MineCraft.
MultiSuperCraft 5 months ago
step one sit on your couch tip fluf pillows for extra comfort
step two go to discovery channle
step three wtch man vs wild
haydoowns 5 months ago
step one: ask yourself: wtf am i doing in the woods!!!!!!!!!!!
fakergo 5 months ago
thumbs up if you noticed his glasses were broken
TheExtreamkids 5 months ago
Step 1: Stop being a dumbass
Step 2: Go back the way you came
Caggen218 5 months ago
Step 1: buy a 406 GPS PLB.
Step 2: Make sure your GPS PLB is in working order before heading out.
Step 3: Don't leave home without your GPS PLB.
Step 4: Turn your GPS PLB on and wait for rescue.
samphilomath 5 months ago
like if you noticed that he only has one side on his glasses
MorganEllenchannel 5 months ago
Fuck this, I can craft a house in MineCraft in 5 minutes.
jakeneedsthings 5 months ago
what if the person in da group iz a girl... BONER BONER BONER BONER
WOOTbootz 5 months ago
Step one:
Watch bear grylls.
razerburst 5 months ago
@razerburst The video is how to survive, not how to fall down a cliff.
ivanlagrossemoule 5 months ago
@ivanlagrossemoule >.>
razerburst 5 months ago
step 1:dont go if u dont fucking know what ure doing.u will need some brain.
thecoconut12 6 months ago
The snowboarder kid died next week tho.
RogueMetalSkin 6 months ago
1:50 where is the other part of his glasses?
werwer607 6 months ago
Step 1: Punch trees.
Step 2:Craft it into a work bench.
Step 3:Spend 3 hours building a house.
Step 4: Have your shit blown up by a creeper
Step:5 Rebuild
gamerguy5155 6 months ago 37
step 1 you should had seen man vs wild step 2 drink you own piss and eat giant larva
armyfreakm1a1 6 months ago
No,Snake Eater sent me here...
shan9usfc 6 months ago
What if you run out of water? What do you do then? What if you can't find freshwater?
That bird is SO fake! hahaha
1fanofmileys 6 months ago
only if thae ppl at the blair witch to see this
azzaz691 6 months ago
What are you suppose to eat if you're lost?
ponyopurin 6 months ago
I came here from Saria's Song (Lost Woods) from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time WTF
Runner954954954 6 months ago
Just follow the music where it's loudest and escape! :D
UberGamer1030 6 months ago 2
OMG I was gonna look up how to survive a bear attack but it was right on the related vids.
kidkong584 6 months ago
step 1. Punch a house
step 2. Realise you are in a village
step 3. Think why you punched the house
step 4. Go to a hospital with a broken hand
this WIL work =D
cewrwveve 6 months ago 2
FOGET A BOUT IT
fatfish211 6 months ago
Step 1 : run step two : call a bear
fatfish211 6 months ago
Hm... Step One: Act like a warrior cat :D
paulamarie1225 6 months ago
step 1: punch wood
step 2: run from creepers
MrELuvly 6 months ago 38
@MrELuvly only if i could thumbs up you twice :D
MrweakX 3 months ago
just play lost woods dubstep while lost
Flaaatt 6 months ago
Step 11:Look for a gray passage thingy and you might find gorons
yellowyoshi21 6 months ago
step 11: listen for a catchy song, you might just find a village full of kokiris
BombBakers 6 months ago 2
I love 00:50
FunkyDiscoFrog 6 months ago
How To Survive If Youre Lost in the Woods:
You will need to:
1. Be Bear Grylls
CrazyShooter199 6 months ago 2
how to survive in the woods.
you will need:
Bear Grylls.
meetsouder 6 months ago
@meetsouder hahaha that's exactly what i thought when i saw this! xD
CrazyShooter199 6 months ago
step 1: watch man vs nature with bear grylls
headcrap1997 6 months ago
Step one: Punch a tree
Step two: Run from creepers
Step three: Wait to be found
Nubs4TheWin 6 months ago 5
I thought he was gonna eat the bear
happyguy4345 6 months ago
Rapist face 1:22
LuvMyDog95 6 months ago
Step 1 Go mining and aquire 1 iron ingot and 4 redstone
Step 2 Craft a workbench out of a tree
Step 3 make a compass
Step 4 Follow to your spawn point
Step 5 Kill some pigs
Step 6 You're actually playing Minecraft....
elrichzann 6 months ago 17
Youre? The next howcast should be "How to Spell"
WeaselShow 6 months ago
what bear gryls says
step 1:drink your own pee
step 2:if run out of pee drink camera mans
vampire908508 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DRINK YOUR OWN PISS
DJMANGO10 6 months ago
U will need tv
Step 1
watch Bear Grills!
poradnikiots 6 months ago
Step One: Get Redstone and 4 Iron Ingots
Step Two: Make Compass
Step Three: Follow compass back to Spawn Point
WhySoSeriousPPL 6 months ago 3
if i get lost,just think of minecraft!
Codmontages24 6 months ago
You will need:
Katniss Everdeen!!!!!!!!XD lol
EmmyAnnG 6 months ago
if we are lost, how can we see this?
hummingbirdcanada 6 months ago 2
@hummingbirdcanada Look before going in the woods
moshiayox321 6 months ago
1:45 HOLY SHIT BIRD GOT A SEZURE SPAZM
rihardo123 6 months ago
Step 2: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's the theme from 2girls1cup!
UnleashThePanduh 6 months ago
step one: Don't go to the woods
zcubing999 6 months ago 4
Follow the monkey...
MrEmil273 7 months ago
New Title: HOW TO SURVIVE IF YOU GET LOST IN THE LOST WOODS.
EpicRaidersOfWoW 7 months ago
-_- i was looking at legend of zelda songs and clicked this (thumbs up if youre the same case)
LemmyJester 7 months ago 114
Step 1: Follow the music
Step 2: Play saria's song
Step 3: Talk to saria
Step 4: Play the prelude of light
Step 5: Warp to the temple of time
kevos4life 7 months ago 6
does this work in legend of zelda ocarina of time?
supersonicfan8 7 months ago
NOOOO! You gotta put iodine in natural creek water, before u drink it. tryna kill jeez...
Muziclovable 7 months ago
drink your piss and eat your doodoo
texas3251 7 months ago
wow they didn't mention to bring a compass nice job howcast.... -.-
DramaQueen9324 7 months ago
Drink piss.
Piss piss.
Drink piss.
clapandtouch 7 months ago 3
@clapandtouch hahaha
starfish258852 7 months ago
like this if you thought this had something to do with zelda
TheEt1995 7 months ago 175
@TheEt1995 it reminds me of ocarina of time.
bazla123 6 months ago
thumbs up if you thought it said how to survie the lost woods
Mchief560 7 months ago
O Sh*t I thought the title said what to do if you are in the lost woods >.>
azal8521 7 months ago
1:13...uhhhh
ParanoidPyschopath 7 months ago
Step 1 : Bear Grylls
Dragon6494 7 months ago
optional:
-Piss
RedSpike100 7 months ago
Charles Trippy ?
TheBubblegumPrince 7 months ago
step 1 :climb a tree
step 2 :throw a rock
step 4 :eat the dirt
step 5 :do step 3 again
step 6: check steps numbers
MrZorro0O 7 months ago
step 1:be chuck norris
step 2:see step 1
Seby9617 7 months ago
Step 1: Imagine that you are bear grylls
Step 2: Drink your own piss
Done...
aloo20 7 months ago
step 1: watch bear grylls
vladvlad24 7 months ago
Bears, Beast, Battelstar Galactia
90sKid4Life 7 months ago
if were lost in the woods and watching this we probly have a phone with internet so whyn cant we just get on skype or fb and tell ur friends to help ya!!!
isabelurbabygirl99 7 months ago
This video does not help me where I'm at!
It says nothing about the Rainforrest!
TheAmelie918 8 months ago
uh oh my woods dont have wifi looks like im stuck here
jamestaindahouse 8 months ago
Build a house qwith wood planks. Defend your self from creepers. find diamonds. YOU WIN!
jackaroot123 8 months ago
How did he get lost in the first place....
lovemydaughter85 8 months ago
Step 1: Watch man vs wild.
Step 2: Win.
2inchProDs 8 months ago
Step 1: Take out your GPS
Step 2: Let the GPS guide you home
Step 3: Leave a comment on this video
MegaMoosetracks 8 months ago 5
thats a lovely bed you have there.. ssssssssss
ThePhoenixAffinity 8 months ago
one time when me and my friends went camping we wandered around in the forest and got lost. then when it got quiet after everyone was done blaming each other my friend pulled out his ocarina and played sarias song. it was the best day ever
Beenyad 8 months ago
Step 2 , If your with others, remain toghether.
OH FUCK THAT UR ON UR OWN BUD!
iHeartJustinBieber73 8 months ago
I love when he drinks xD
HugoAC24 8 months ago
Huddle together? what if it's a girl? do we umm you know
Invicknus 8 months ago
Step 4: let the water give you the bj of ur life. :)
MultiButtlicker69 8 months ago 3
step 1 oh shit lol
fenyx2709 8 months ago
kill anything that moves
ultimatepewmaster 8 months ago
Howcast is fucking retards.
AcNoLegment 8 months ago
judging by how he's dressed, I'd say this chump's just really stoned and got lost in his neighbors back yard. 6 days later the police find him in his neighbors olive garden drinking from his own piss and trying to light fires
Toro953 8 months ago
what is you live in the woods as a hermit and like to do these things? lol
purplefroggytoad 8 months ago
and what if you see slenderman?