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  • they're all like " conserve your energy'' but that guy is screaming

  • a quicker way to be found is to take out your pocket knife build a new condo and wait for the code inforcement people to show up to condem your new home and follow them home .or kill that SOB and wait for cable to come to your area and follow them home

  • did anyone else notice that his glassed has no lenses

  • if you are with a friend in the woods and its starting to be night and you cant find anything and you have a found then this is optional 1 call your mom dad or one in your family if they dont take it call 911 or if your danish 112 :)

  • or you could just stop ......

  • woah all this surviveing is making me thirsty better drink my own `PISS *picture pops up* and it says bear grylls

  • optional: kill yourself

  • what about climbing on a highest tree?

  • Step ten is retarded. Shouting and screaming could attract unwanted wild life. Especially if you KNOW you are a bit far from civilization. And even running water could be very dangerous to drink. Regardless of however clean it may look it could still contain some dangerous stuff in it that could make you sick. And would you honestly think that you could be the only one using the water source? What if other animals are using it? What if something took a dump in it? Yeah didn't think of that did u

  • @Britoe97 Wow,thanks,i really did not remember that when i commented. :)

  • How to survive if you're lost in the woods:

    You will need:

    your voice

    Step 1: Shout until somebody finds you and calls rescuers.

    Did you know? Wood is flamable.

  • ha..they spelled" your" wrong on the title

  • @TheDudes2000 Not sure if you're trolling or not. It's definitely not "Your" it's "You're".

  • hah! then whats minecraft trying to do?

  • I liked his creep-face xD

  • thanks i got lost so i watched this and they came

    now that i think of it i should jave used my phone too call for help DUH

  • step 1. remember what you did playing minecraft :)

  • 2:00-2:03 i thought he died from the mushroom poison LOL

  • The noise part thumbs up if you see the guy doing the armpit fart move

  • I don't need this I play Minecraft!

    Okay time to punch some trees

    24 hours later after punching trees

    ''How did he die doc?''

     ''He had Major injuries in his hand but he survived that'' ''Well what killed him?'' ''When he took a chunk of wood out of his hand and bled to death.''

  • just watch Man Vs Wild bear grylls will teach u

  • Who else noticed the typo in da title!?

  • am i the only one that noticed his glasses are missing an arm???

  • @jayla1821 no

  • Made me smile,cheers

  • wtf

  • Tip;If you find food,make sure its 100% food.

  • step one: read the book "hatchet."

  • step one: gather dirt

    step two: put it on your self

    step three: if it rains your screwed

  • How the fuck do you watch this if you're lost in the woods in the first place?

  • @rosepetal29

    with your phone? :)

  • @theblackbull55 yeah, because if I have internet and I'm stranded in the woods, I'm totally gonna watch a howcast video on it instead of calling for help.

  • If it was that easy, then why did the Blair witch kill those people? Hmmmmmmm?

  • 1:10a urine

  • DAMN i played minute of the forest.... time to go back to the temple of time*plays prelude of light*

  • yes of course you will need pack up on water if your going to get stuck in the woods before you get lost bring lots of water :P..........how dumb can people get? yeah im gonna get lost in the woods help me pour this water into my jug :P

  • @gamerguy5155 Coll one that is what you call Minecraft in real life

  • How To Survive If Youre Lost in the Woods? Just call Bear Grylls cellphone.

  • 1:42 you probably thought that was a real bird nope chuck testa

  • note to self:

    bring a whistle

    a way to start a fire

    a gun

    a mirror or a reflective object

  • if your rambo you do run from them

  • aw shit im stuck in the woods better take out my computer to check howcast

  • Why the HELL would i hide from people looking for me?

  • lol spell fail in title

  • Step 1:

    play minecraft

  • at 0:44 his glasses are broken idiot

  • I was recently lost in the woods with nothing but my iphone. Your video helped me survive until a search helicopter spotted my three signal fires and picked me up. But perhaps I should have just called home instead?

  • Crazy prrot drinking water

  • Step 1 - don't go wandering around without some basic supplies. Then when you get lost because you are not the Daniel Boone you thought you were, at least you will have some way to start a fire, make a shelter and stay warm.

  • Step 1 Make a Pick Axe.

    Step 2 Find iron and redstone.

    Step 3 Craft a workbench out of a tree

    Step 4 Find your way to your spawn point with the compass.

    Step 5 Kill some pigs (If Any)

    Step 6 Make a mine shaft.

    Step 7 Run from creepers or spiders as they try to kill you.

    Step 8 You're playing minecraft....

  • @drawingdude267 haha you failed.

  • @drawingdude267 Correct order.

    Step 8, step 5, step 3, step 1, step 6, step 2, step 4, step 7.

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  • 0:34 aquward

    

  • You will need:

    Water And shelter

    No woods?

  • 0:44 Stop the video...see anything wrong with his glasses? (on the rigth side)

  • Step 1: imitate bear grylls

  • 0:33 hipster love

  • they forgot the part where you dont get rescued and die

  • 2:55 is funny 

  • Anybody Notice at 0:44 He doesn't have a Arm on his Glasses but yet he does the Other side..

  • 1.Punch Trees.

    2.Craft Wooden Planks

    3.Make a Shelter.

    4.Make a crafting table

    5.Make a sword.

    6.Make axe and picaxe

    7.Upgrade ur thing

    8.Kill everything what wants to kill u

  • 1.Punch Trees.

    2.Craft Wooden Planks

    3.Make a Shelter.

    4.Make a crafting table

    5.Make a sword.

    6.Make axe and picaxe

    7.Upgrade ur thing

    8.Kill everything what wants to kill u

  • go to the bear attack one its funny

  • it's you're

  • Thumps up f u noticed what's wrong with the glasses

    and payed no attention 2 the tips :)

  • You guys are watching the wrong video. Man Vs Wild FTW!

  • I always think that how cast videos r goin to save my life BEFORE i click.....and then i am stupid enough to click on another one... -__-

  • step 1 bring a gun, step 2 shoot down any plane or helicopter and gather resources from it step 3 use the radio to alert the flight control guys

  • hmm theres a teddy bear in the woods waiting for someone to get lost!

  • How to make an obvious help video- work for howcast

    you will need- being useless to the world.

  • better drink your own piss

  • step1: make a shelter step2:done!

  • yeah umm, thankyou howcast but i think ill stick to watching man vs wild.

  • uh oh stuck in the wild BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS

  • step 1: watch man vs wild

    step 2: dam step 1 has already been used >.>

  • step 1: RUN FER YOUR LIFE!!!

    AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

  • Step 1: be bear grylls

  • 1. Scream!

  • Well, this kinda helps. But I learned more from Survival Man.

  • step one: you should've watched man vs wild :/

  • @IVANLULE step two: you realize that man vs. wild is bullshit and feel bad for wasting your time.

  • Scream like a little girl

    Think WHY AM I HERE

    Observe

    Panic

  • s.t.o.p skid tires on pavement

  • That bird was awesome xD

  • SHROOMZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • lololol I liked this one :D

  • How to survive the wild:

    Step 1: Remember what you did in MineCraft.

  • step one sit on your couch tip fluf pillows for extra comfort

    step two go to discovery channle

    step three wtch man vs wild

  • step one: ask yourself: wtf am i doing in the woods!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thumbs up if you noticed his glasses were broken

  • Step 1: Stop being a dumbass

    Step 2: Go back the way you came

  • Step 1: buy a 406 GPS PLB.

    Step 2: Make sure your GPS PLB is in working order before heading out.

    Step 3: Don't leave home without your GPS PLB.

    Step 4: Turn your GPS PLB on and wait for rescue.

  • like if you noticed that he only has one side on his glasses

  • Fuck this, I can craft a house in MineCraft in 5 minutes.

  • what if the person in da group iz a girl... BONER BONER BONER BONER

  • Step one:

    Watch bear grylls.

  • @razerburst The video is how to survive, not how to fall down a cliff.

  • step 1:dont go if u dont fucking know what ure doing.u will need some brain.

  • The snowboarder kid died next week tho.

  • 1:50 where is the other part of his glasses?

  • Step 1: Punch trees.

    Step 2:Craft it into a work bench.

    Step 3:Spend 3 hours building a house.

    Step 4: Have your shit blown up by a creeper

    Step:5 Rebuild

  • step 1 you should had seen man vs wild step 2 drink you own piss and eat giant larva

  • No,Snake Eater sent me here...

  • What if you run out of water? What do you do then? What if you can't find freshwater?

    That bird is SO fake! hahaha

  • only if thae ppl at the blair witch to see this

  • What are you suppose to eat if you're lost?

  • I came here from Saria's Song (Lost Woods) from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time WTF

  • Just follow the music where it's loudest and escape! :D

  • OMG I was gonna look up how to survive a bear attack but it was right on the related vids.

  • step 1. Punch a house

    step 2. Realise you are in a village

    step 3. Think why you punched the house

    step 4. Go to a hospital with a broken hand

    this WIL work =D

  • FOGET A BOUT IT

  • Step 1 : run step two : call a bear

  • Hm... Step One: Act like a warrior cat :D

  • step 1: punch wood

    step 2: run from creepers

  • @MrELuvly only if i could thumbs up you twice :D

  • just play lost woods dubstep while lost

  • Step 11:Look for a gray passage thingy and you might find gorons

  • step 11: listen for a catchy song, you might just find a village full of kokiris

  • I love 00:50

  • How To Survive If Youre Lost in the Woods:

    You will need to:

    1. Be Bear Grylls

  • how to survive in the woods.

    you will need:

    Bear Grylls.

  • @meetsouder hahaha that's exactly what i thought when i saw this! xD

  • step 1: watch man vs nature with bear grylls

  • Step one: Punch a tree

    Step two: Run from creepers

    Step three: Wait to be found

  • I thought he was gonna eat the bear

  • Rapist face 1:22

  • Step 1 Go mining and aquire 1 iron ingot and 4 redstone

    Step 2 Craft a workbench out of a tree

    Step 3 make a compass

    Step 4 Follow to your spawn point

    Step 5 Kill some pigs

    Step 6 You're actually playing Minecraft....

  • Youre? The next howcast should be "How to Spell"

  • what bear gryls says

    step 1:drink your own pee

    step 2:if run out of pee drink camera mans

  • U will need tv

    Step 1

    watch Bear Grills!

  • Step One: Get Redstone and 4 Iron Ingots

    Step Two: Make Compass

    Step Three: Follow compass back to Spawn Point

  • if i get lost,just think of minecraft!

  • You will need:

    Katniss Everdeen!!!!!!!!XD lol

  • if we are lost, how can we see this?

  • @hummingbirdcanada Look before going in the woods

  • 1:45 HOLY SHIT BIRD GOT A SEZURE SPAZM

  • Step 2: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's the theme from 2girls1cup!

  • step one: Don't go to the woods

  • Follow the monkey...

  • New Title: HOW TO SURVIVE IF YOU GET LOST IN THE LOST WOODS.

  • -_- i was looking at legend of zelda songs and clicked this (thumbs up if youre the same case)

  • Step 1: Follow the music

    Step 2: Play saria's song

    Step 3: Talk to saria

    Step 4: Play the prelude of light

    Step 5: Warp to the temple of time

  • does this work in legend of zelda ocarina of time?

  • NOOOO! You gotta put iodine in natural creek water, before u drink it. tryna kill jeez...

  • drink your piss and eat your doodoo

  • wow they didn't mention to bring a compass nice job howcast.... -.-

  • Drink piss.

    Piss piss.

    Drink piss.

  • @clapandtouch hahaha

  • like this if you thought this had something to do with zelda

  • @TheEt1995 it reminds me of ocarina of time.

  • thumbs up if you thought it said how to survie the lost woods

  • O Sh*t I thought the title said what to do if you are in the lost woods >.>

  • 1:13...uhhhh

  • Step 1 : Bear Grylls

  • optional:

    -Piss

  • Charles Trippy ?

  • step 1 :climb a tree

    step 2 :throw a rock

    step 4 :eat the dirt

    step 5 :do step 3 again

    step 6: check steps numbers

  • step 1:be chuck norris

    step 2:see step 1

  • Step 1: Imagine that you are bear grylls

    Step 2: Drink your own piss

    Done...

  • step 1: watch bear grylls

  • Bears, Beast, Battelstar Galactia

  • if were lost in the woods and watching this we probly have a phone with internet so whyn cant we just get on skype or fb and tell ur friends to help ya!!!

  • This video does not help me where I'm at!

    It says nothing about the Rainforrest!

  • uh oh my woods dont have wifi looks like im stuck here

  • Build a house qwith wood planks. Defend your self from creepers. find diamonds. YOU WIN!

  • How did he get lost in the first place....

  • Step 1: Watch man vs wild.

    Step 2: Win.

  • Step 1: Take out your GPS

    Step 2: Let the GPS guide you home

    Step 3: Leave a comment on this video

  • thats a lovely bed you have there.. ssssssssss

  • one time when me and my friends went camping we wandered around in the forest and got lost. then when it got quiet after everyone was done blaming each other my friend pulled out his ocarina and played sarias song. it was the best day ever

  • Step 2 , If your with others, remain toghether.

    OH FUCK THAT UR ON UR OWN BUD!

  • I love when he drinks xD

  • Huddle together? what if it's a girl? do we umm you know

  • Step 4: let the water give you the bj of ur life. :)

  • step 1 oh shit lol

  • kill anything that moves

  • Howcast is fucking retards.

  • judging by how he's dressed, I'd say this chump's just really stoned and got lost in his neighbors back yard. 6 days later the police find him in his neighbors olive garden drinking from his own piss and trying to light fires

  • what is you live in the woods as a hermit and like to do these things? lol

  • and what if you see slenderman?