Emma Stone walked into a dispensary one day to get stoned. There she met Stoned Cold Steve Austin, who took her to the local Cold Stone. There, she found a rock.
If this were a video about a guy killing and maiming his unfaithful girlfriend's genitals, somehow I doubt people would think it's funny. And neither is this.
I love how light saber is listed on the penis-maiming instrument list! Emma is quite possibly my favourite actress...she just seems really cool and relaxed. The kinda person you'd wanna share a couple of cosmos with hahaha xoxo
man I'am not letting my woman get them app's especially the iLie one : / good job that i put a restriction on the iphone hehe she need's the password and she doesn't know it's 4691 haha she will never find out :D
It's a cartoon dipshit. But I agree, Google needs to lighten up on the nudity. Just let users older than 18 watch. Shit, Metacafe does it! I bet if the two YouTube guys never sold the site to Google we would have gotten that.
154 people got bashed with a frying pan.
GhostfaceFan14 3 weeks ago
moral of the story, dont ever give emma an iphone because she will use it to kill you :s
squall600 3 weeks ago
emma made my day with this lol
squall600 3 weeks ago
heh she said 3-way
SuperRandomExplosion 4 weeks ago
Id let her murder the shit out of me, itd be worth it!
dennypants 1 month ago
too sexy.
TheLaw1123 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
I wanted to stare at Emma Stone but instead I had to stare at some stupid ipod screen.
Nightmonkey17 1 month ago 8
when i searched this video, i already knew the top comment was gonne be ".... watched only because of Emma Stone" xD
HierisBestand 1 month ago 3
Emma Stone !! so pretty ~~
Benson0727 2 months ago
i love the " theres a FCUKING app for that! " i love her <3
ibsilly0snap 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
even her voice makes me wanna bang her... fml i need to fall in love with someone i actually know in REAL life
TheGMonster17 2 months ago 2
@TheGMonster17 I feel your pain, she's a fucking temptress! .. ugh the things i would do for Stone..
PD4life 2 months ago
@PD4life too dark a things to describe!!
ilboche 2 months ago
her voiece :D
alpgirayaykut 3 months ago
god my dick immediately shriveled when i saw penis mutilation and needle nose pliers oh god
robertpicklesnickle 3 months ago
like if you first saw this in 2010 and STILL love it and watching it in 2011
ibsilly0snap 3 months ago
iLaughed my arse off
Priesty77 3 months ago
I'd bust nut on her face.
jc8liter2388 3 months ago
@jc8liter2388 I second that statement.
crf50 2 months ago
lmao emma stone <3
ibsilly0snap 3 months ago
i bet her ass tastes like a cherry jolly rancher. thats how i roll.
a2r1v1i2s 3 months ago
I love you emma stone:)
DangerDruFrazer 3 months ago
jim carey stay back, she's already planned how to kill a man
hardraynesgonnafall 4 months ago 5
ok,it's settled,i'm getting an iphone.
plushieboy1234 4 months ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
if there was an app that would make me love her more, i just found it!
martemossi 5 months ago 4
Guys applauding penis mutilation...?
Uh huh.
jasonthebarbarian 5 months ago 2
iLie!!
paramini08 6 months ago
Android ftw.
KALfilms 6 months ago
love her <3
Inyaknee 6 months ago 7
Still hit it.
Sergeantspoon 6 months ago
I'm scared o_0
51stSheep 6 months ago
I LOVE EMMA STONE!!!!!!
Ambkn1 6 months ago 5
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I wanna app that lets me bang emma stone. Cause I really really wanna bang emma stone.
mastershot8 6 months ago 50
soooo agreed, none of us ever trouble Emma Stone
Nuttydude999 6 months ago
i love how the time on Emma's iPhone goes from 10:22am to 5:04pm to 3:48pm back to 5:04pm to 1:20pm back to 5:04pm to 4:34pm to 4:57pm.
and yes, i did just do that. :)
BlackBeltBabe16 6 months ago 5
Emma Stone rules. <3
EmilyLMusic 6 months ago
I wish Nintendo made a game called Nintengirls featuring Emma Stone...so muich better than just an iPod app
ajsaccount1991 7 months ago
OMG Emma Stone just said penis... Hottest thing ever :D
Flasher78 7 months ago 3
i saw a pee pee
jjtheslayer69 7 months ago
BAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!
lazowwwbow 7 months ago
i laughed when they located jennifer in fuckin africa
whosthegreatest 7 months ago
0:22 she swears at the camera
RyanRiceHarvey195 7 months ago
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RyanRiceHarvey195 7 months ago
Emma Stone walked into a dispensary one day to get stoned. There she met Stoned Cold Steve Austin, who took her to the local Cold Stone. There, she found a rock.
TwiceVicodin 7 months ago
There's a fucking app for that! *DEATH* I (heart) Emma
DJMONKAY 7 months ago 2
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Nyhoodie55 7 months ago
loved that she used her middle finger
carmencarmencarmenca 8 months ago
ahahha she is the best!!!!!
adamaeselena 8 months ago
stoned
hesaidthat 9 months ago 5
Emma Stone is so hot.. O-O
Saberdemon101 9 months ago 32
@Saberdemon101 Truer words have never been spoken
mrkon1000 8 months ago
ha ha, that's funny. no, really, what does she wanted to say?
peaou 9 months ago
shes walking like shes been fucked hard
PoloRugbyBoyNigga 9 months ago
hey emma was the lie detector one real i want that one
transportcd1 9 months ago
Cool but CG doesn't well
helikung 10 months ago
Love Emma Stone
lazichimp 11 months ago 3
That's actually pretty hot.
Konanda1 11 months ago 3
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She's just so... so hot.
UBAmandaFan2 11 months ago
What amazing woman is Emma...whatever she does, she does great
AgaresChile 11 months ago 6
Emma Stoned never dissapoints! she's too funny
AftershockUK 11 months ago 3
god damn she is lovely
timbajoryhaha 1 year ago
OMG! I love her!!!
neenasky08 1 year ago 4
lol shes awesome, so funny!
freakyliz07 1 year ago
Emma Stone has a great sense of humor!
450dplat 1 year ago 4
Emma Stone has a great sense of humor!
450dplat 1 year ago
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TheMajorStranger 1 year ago
@TheMajorStranger shut the fuck up you stupid little immature bitch
TheTanManDew 1 year ago
You're wondering who that bitch talking with your boyfriend is...thats jenifer and she's a slut xD
TheKindredAutmn 1 year ago
i love Emma Stone been a fan since super bad
scalvann 1 year ago 3
SHE'S SO FUCKIN HOTT, even if this wasn't funny iwouldnt care because SHE'S SO FUCKIN HOTT
spideyTB 1 year ago
s2 Emma stone
hsgomesp 1 year ago
needa hide the evidence? theres a fuuuuckin app for that! lmfao!
deejaeizzann 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you watched this only becouse of Emma Stone, like I did. :D
nefthis1 1 year ago 351
shes my fave actress
swansonben 1 year ago
"that's jennifer and she's a slut" lol! the way she says it is so funny
Timmy121088 1 year ago 2
If this were a video about a guy killing and maiming his unfaithful girlfriend's genitals, somehow I doubt people would think it's funny. And neither is this.
BalancedApproach 1 year ago
Love itt so funny :L loving her :)
KkKkcool 1 year ago
There a fucking app for everything!! Only in iPhone ;) I love how she speaks the Bitch and fucking. Lol
frencystone 1 year ago
Emma Stone kicks ass!!! I love her!!! Can you say, "new celebrity crush"? Step aside, Jessica Alba.
jSlo11ripMJ 1 year ago
"You can easily find a way to say I will cut ah BITCH!"
killerTmixer900 1 year ago 2
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ShadowWolfIsBack 1 year ago
I love emma stone.
LuchiaMermaidMelody 1 year ago
LMFAO this is awesome
shecanla777 1 year ago
"Need to get rid of the evidence?? There's a FUCKIN' app for that!"
favorite partttt <3
imsoboredyeah121212 1 year ago 4
I LOVE HER SO MUCH OH MY GOD. MY BABY~
BMTHxISxLOVEx 1 year ago
how is it flaged?
hotshot4498 1 year ago
this makes me want to buy an iphone just cuz Emma Fuckin Stone told me too!
forREALSjoHN 1 year ago 8
my cousin's name is emma stone. :P
TheFranshesh 1 year ago
my favorite part is from 0:00 to 1:23.
beccaboomhouer 1 year ago 7
@beccaboomhouer lol ik right! :)
mwdcas24 1 year ago
0:21-1:04 lol i love emma stone :)
SweetAdrenalineLuv 1 year ago 3
lol, I love the loops on the lie detector.
rockfan246 1 year ago 4
thats my iphone shes using. :) shes so hot.
FliiiAfghani 1 year ago
why does this have so few views?
kreezyFTW 1 year ago 12
I love Emma Stone ♥
penismansexn1 1 year ago 17
she was funny in superbad and easy A,now she just scares me 0.o
emporerdoviculus 1 year ago
she is hot
TellyGambino 1 year ago
Emma. Fucking. Stone.
DeannaSweetland 1 year ago 421
@DeannaSweetland isnt this better?
Fucking. Emma. Stone.
Snakebloke 1 year ago
@Snakebloke So much better.
DeannaSweetland 1 year ago
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@DeannaSweetland
If this were a t-shirt, I'd wear it
nyrangers731 8 months ago
I love how light saber is listed on the penis-maiming instrument list! Emma is quite possibly my favourite actress...she just seems really cool and relaxed. The kinda person you'd wanna share a couple of cosmos with hahaha xoxo
purplew1tch 1 year ago 10
I want to ifuk Emma Stone! Is there an app for that?
RAM4486 1 year ago 7
I will cut a bitch!
The1paramore 1 year ago 7
She can maim my P***s anytime! :D
upakyou 1 year ago
what's the song in the beginning?
eddiemendoz 1 year ago
The Submarines - You, Me & The Bourgeoisie
Korkfish 1 year ago
man I'am not letting my woman get them app's especially the iLie one : / good job that i put a restriction on the iphone hehe she need's the password and she doesn't know it's 4691 haha she will never find out :D
bigstar132 1 year ago
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eddiemendoz 1 year ago
there's a FUCKING APP FOR THAT.
missvioletskye 1 year ago
Emma stone is hot in the kinda girl next door way
DaStreets 1 year ago 8
BEST!
6sheldon 1 year ago
That penis maiming app will come in handy when i visit the red commie.
housemastah 1 year ago
"You wanna know who that BITCH talkin' to your boyfriend is? That's Jennifer. And she's a slut."
FizzleInDaKizzle 1 year ago 12
holy fuck she is so gorgeous
Joemama1303 1 year ago 5
man she is so funny and very beautiful.
FliiiAfghani 1 year ago
hells yeah i wanna watch emma stone in 720p!
RapturousVerbatim 1 year ago
There's an old lady under her "Gurlz" list hahah. God, Emma Stone is absolutely adorable!!
TIGERLUETHMANN 1 year ago
I love her. She is so funny and really hot. And unlike alot of new stars coming out lately can actually act.
SubjectXer0 1 year ago 4
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ugly tramp
BrightEyedBurglar 1 year ago
theres fucking app for that LOL
jojo13601 1 year ago 175
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i just want to stick my cock in emma stone, soooooooo badly.
Vv3codGlitches 1 year ago
marry me emma haha
ivanhezz27 1 year ago
0:21 is funny as a mug
carteradriana11 1 year ago
ahahahahaha
bkayy13 1 year ago
I LOVE HER. :D
heyitsme530 1 year ago
emma stones a fox
VexatiousByBlood 1 year ago
how those this video not go down theres a fucking dick on it LMFAO w e emma stone makes up for it
JUSTINalv 1 year ago
jealous white bitch hahaha!!!!!
solanut 1 year ago
this is funny
TheDoubleJ23 1 year ago
i would so let Emma Stone come near my penis anytime
Sk3pTiCz 1 year ago 3
I just didn't think was super funny. I love ya Emma, and I'm sorry.... U r real hot btw.
HearThePeopleTV 1 year ago 2
so fine
Ur1stPimp 1 year ago
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lexzar123 1 year ago
omg first penis ive seen on utube
ilikemogirls 1 year ago
hahahah funny
lexzar123 1 year ago
how the fuck do they get celebs to do this shit!!......degrading
TheBlazinfury 1 year ago
@TheBlazinfury I think it's called money, i'm not 100% sure.
randothepally 1 year ago
@TheBlazinfury Because it's friggin' hilarious! And the celebs they get to do have good sense of humors.
lovelyliv2010 1 year ago
why did it show a penis?
DudeTheScott 1 year ago
she is so hot!!
TheDeni993 1 year ago
why the fuck can there be a penis on youtube and not tits or pussy? sexist plain and simple
Brianexe43 1 year ago
@Brianexe43
It's a cartoon dipshit. But I agree, Google needs to lighten up on the nudity. Just let users older than 18 watch. Shit, Metacafe does it! I bet if the two YouTube guys never sold the site to Google we would have gotten that.
Damanx1903 1 year ago
@Damanx1903 Its not a cartoon its a animation of a picture of an actual penis but whatev
Brianexe43 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA! It's true!! Technolgy can take care of EVERYTHING now!!
PhantomoftheOperaOG 1 year ago
did i just see a penis on youtube?
TheJackson4eva 1 year ago
Emma Stone, marry me~!
LunaticMatt 1 year ago
i love emma stone and i love this video.
kfizzle441 1 year ago
Lol I think it's kinda funny that Antoinette Scarlata is just some picture of an old guy
nicklikesmen 1 year ago
Shit, my brother dated a woman who looks EXACTLY like Emma Stone for a few years. It is so weird seeing her acting.
orangeplatter 1 year ago
hahahaha
Afigu939 1 year ago
Dammit! I'd get an iPhone if these were real ='(
fLiPpAntMisSCreanT 1 year ago
emma stone kinda looks like lindsay lohan
jarvisiscool 1 year ago
@jarvisiscool i will cut you
jamerikan5689 1 year ago
She is legendary. = ]
PhoenixInLove 1 year ago
i would do ANYTHING to go on a date with Emma Stone
Daniel62593 1 year ago
There's a fuckin' app for that!
sorakairi1993 1 year ago
Wow shes fucking beutiful, always have loved Emma Stone.
TheBlackBoxPSN 1 year ago
wait did I just see a dick on the youtubes?
caab1 1 year ago 5
@caab1
Shhh don't tell anyone
MudHut67 1 year ago
is it just me or does she look alot like the bisexual girl in House?
xtxschmidt 1 year ago
emma stone is so freaking hot, i saw her in superbad and WOW!!!!!!!!! ;)
mrjrob11 1 year ago
You'd need an ax for my penis, doll.
JRS1982 1 year ago
Android Apps are sooo much cooler
CluppHead 1 year ago
I wouldn't mind if she ripped off my penis...or would i, hmm i must think this over more thoroughly.
Kingaskong1234 1 year ago
horrible, unfunny, makes women look like rage-filled crazy people.
septip123 1 year ago
@septip123 they are
nawlinsboii95 1 year ago
is there an emma stone appears in my bedroom app?
purdyboy63 1 year ago
She looks like a hot Lindsey Lohan
RADSK891 1 year ago 4
i like when she says bitch
juniorlhulk 1 year ago
Marry me Emma!!!!!!
ARon10787 1 year ago
Is there an app to play Adobe Flash files?
whiteheartmovies 1 year ago
i fucking love Emma Stone. She's my favorite actress!!
newmoon622 1 year ago
u wondering who that bitch talking to ur boyfriend is? thats jennifer, and shes a slut. hahahahahaha best vid EVER
iTzthorness011 1 year ago
emma stone with blood on her hands... what could be hotter??? *instant jizz*
Gjaiju 1 year ago 2