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  • 154 people got bashed with a frying pan.

  • moral of the story, dont ever give emma an iphone because she will use it to kill you :s

  • emma made my day with this lol

  • heh she said 3-way

  • Id let her murder the shit out of me, itd be worth it!

  • too sexy.

  • I wanted to stare at Emma Stone but instead I had to stare at some stupid ipod screen.

  • when i searched this video, i already knew the top comment was gonne be ".... watched only because of Emma Stone" xD

  • Emma Stone !! so pretty ~~

  • i love the " theres a FCUKING app for that! " i love her <3

  • even her voice makes me wanna bang her... fml i need to fall in love with someone i actually know in REAL life

  • @TheGMonster17 I feel your pain, she's a fucking temptress! .. ugh the things i would do for Stone..

  • @PD4life too dark a things to describe!!

  • her voiece :D

  • god my dick immediately shriveled when i saw penis mutilation and needle nose pliers oh god

  • like if you first saw this in 2010 and STILL love it and watching it in 2011

  • iLaughed my arse off

  • I'd bust nut on her face. 

  • @jc8liter2388 I second that statement.

  • lmao emma stone <3

  • i bet her ass tastes like a cherry jolly rancher. thats how i roll.

  • I love you emma stone:)

  • jim carey stay back, she's already planned how to kill a man

  • ok,it's settled,i'm getting an iphone.

  • if there was an app that would make me love her more, i just found it!

  • Guys applauding penis mutilation...?

    Uh huh.

  • iLie!!

  • Android ftw.

  • love her <3

  • Still hit it.

  • I'm scared o_0

  • I LOVE EMMA STONE!!!!!! 

  • soooo agreed, none of us ever trouble Emma Stone

  • i love how the time on Emma's iPhone goes from 10:22am to 5:04pm to 3:48pm back to 5:04pm to 1:20pm back to 5:04pm to 4:34pm to 4:57pm.

    and yes, i did just do that. :)

  • Emma Stone rules. <3

  • I wish Nintendo made a game called Nintengirls featuring Emma Stone...so muich better than just an iPod app

  • OMG Emma Stone just said penis... Hottest thing ever :D

  • i saw a pee pee

  • BAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!

  • i laughed when they located jennifer in fuckin africa

  • 0:22 she swears at the camera

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  • Emma Stone walked into a dispensary one day to get stoned. There she met Stoned Cold Steve Austin, who took her to the local Cold Stone. There, she found a rock.

  • There's a fucking app for that! *DEATH* I (heart) Emma 

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  • loved that she used her middle finger

  • ahahha she is the best!!!!!

  • stoned

  • Emma Stone is so hot.. O-O

  • @Saberdemon101 Truer words have never been spoken

  • ha ha, that's funny. no, really, what does she wanted to say?

  • shes walking like shes been fucked hard

  • hey emma was the lie detector one real i want that one

  • Cool but CG doesn't well

  • Love Emma Stone

    

  • That's actually pretty hot.

  • What amazing woman is Emma...whatever she does, she does great

  • Emma Stoned never dissapoints! she's too funny

  • god damn she is lovely

  • OMG! I love her!!!

  • lol shes awesome, so funny!

  • Emma Stone has a great sense of humor!

  • Emma Stone has a great sense of humor!

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  • @TheMajorStranger shut the fuck up you stupid little immature bitch

  • You're wondering who that bitch talking with your boyfriend is...thats jenifer and she's a slut xD

  • i love Emma Stone been a fan since super bad

  • SHE'S SO FUCKIN HOTT, even if this wasn't funny iwouldnt care because SHE'S SO FUCKIN HOTT

  • s2 Emma stone

  • needa hide the evidence? theres a fuuuuckin app for that! lmfao!

  • Thumbs up if you watched this only becouse of Emma Stone, like I did. :D

  • shes my fave actress

  • "that's jennifer and she's a slut" lol! the way she says it is so funny

  • If this were a video about a guy killing and maiming his unfaithful girlfriend's genitals, somehow I doubt people would think it's funny. And neither is this.

  • Love itt so funny :L loving her :)

  • There a fucking app for everything!! Only in iPhone ;) I love how she speaks the Bitch and fucking. Lol

  • Emma Stone kicks ass!!! I love her!!! Can you say, "new celebrity crush"? Step aside, Jessica Alba.

  • "You can easily find a way to say I will cut ah BITCH!"

  • DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love emma stone.

  • LMFAO this is awesome

  • "Need to get rid of the evidence?? There's a FUCKIN' app for that!"

    favorite partttt <3

  • I LOVE HER SO MUCH OH MY GOD. MY BABY~

  • how is it flaged?

  • this makes me want to buy an iphone just cuz Emma Fuckin Stone told me too!

  • my cousin's name is emma stone. :P

  • my favorite part is from 0:00 to 1:23.

  • @beccaboomhouer lol ik right! :)

  • 0:21-1:04 lol i love emma stone :)

  • lol, I love the loops on the lie detector.

  • thats my iphone shes using. :) shes so hot.

  • why does this have so few views?

  • I love Emma Stone ♥

  • she was funny in superbad and easy A,now she just scares me 0.o

  • she is hot

  • Emma. Fucking. Stone. 

  • @DeannaSweetland isnt this better?

    Fucking. Emma. Stone.

  • @Snakebloke So much better.

  • I love how light saber is listed on the penis-maiming instrument list! Emma is quite possibly my favourite actress...she just seems really cool and relaxed. The kinda person you'd wanna share a couple of cosmos with hahaha xoxo

  • I want to ifuk Emma Stone! Is there an app for that?

  • I will cut a bitch!

  • She can maim my P***s anytime! :D

  • what's the song in the beginning?

  • The Submarines - You, Me & The Bourgeoisie

  • man I'am not letting my woman get them app's especially the iLie one : / good job that i put a restriction on the iphone hehe she need's the password and she doesn't know it's 4691 haha she will never find out :D

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  • there's a FUCKING APP FOR THAT.

  • Emma stone is hot in the kinda girl next door way

  • BEST!

  • That penis maiming app will come in handy when i visit the red commie.

  • "You wanna know who that BITCH talkin' to your boyfriend is? That's Jennifer. And she's a slut."

  • holy fuck she is so gorgeous

  • man she is so funny and very beautiful.

  • hells yeah i wanna watch emma stone in 720p!

  • There's an old lady under her "Gurlz" list hahah. God, Emma Stone is absolutely adorable!!

  • I love her. She is so funny and really hot. And unlike alot of new stars coming out lately can actually act.

  • theres fucking app for that LOL

  • marry me emma haha

  • 0:21 is funny as a mug

  • ahahahahaha

  • I LOVE HER. :D

  • emma stones a fox

  • how those this video not go down theres a fucking dick on it LMFAO w e emma stone makes up for it

  • jealous white bitch hahaha!!!!!

  • this is funny

    

  • i would so let Emma Stone come near my penis anytime

  • I just didn't think was super funny. I love ya Emma, and I'm sorry.... U r real hot btw.

  • so fine

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  • omg first penis ive seen on utube

  • hahahah funny

  • how the fuck do they get celebs to do this shit!!......degrading

  • @TheBlazinfury I think it's called money, i'm not 100% sure.

  • @TheBlazinfury Because it's friggin' hilarious! And the celebs they get to do have good sense of humors.

  • why did it show a penis?

  • she is so hot!!

  • why the fuck can there be a penis on youtube and not tits or pussy? sexist plain and simple

  • @Brianexe43

    It's a cartoon dipshit. But I agree, Google needs to lighten up on the nudity. Just let users older than 18 watch. Shit, Metacafe does it! I bet if the two YouTube guys never sold the site to Google we would have gotten that.

  • @Damanx1903 Its not a cartoon its a animation of a picture of an actual penis but whatev

  • HAHAHAHA! It's true!! Technolgy can take care of EVERYTHING now!!

  • did i just see a penis on youtube?

  • Emma Stone, marry me~!

  • i love emma stone and i love this video.

  • Lol I think it's kinda funny that Antoinette Scarlata is just some picture of an old guy

  • Shit, my brother dated a woman who looks EXACTLY like Emma Stone for a few years. It is so weird seeing her acting.

  • hahahaha

    

  • Dammit! I'd get an iPhone if these were real ='(

  • emma stone kinda looks like lindsay lohan

  • @jarvisiscool i will cut you

  • She is legendary. = ]

  • i would do ANYTHING to go on a date with Emma Stone

  • There's a fuckin' app for that!

  • Wow shes fucking beutiful, always have loved Emma Stone.

  • wait did I just see a dick on the youtubes?

  • @caab1

    Shhh don't tell anyone

  • is it just me or does she look alot like the bisexual girl in House?

  • emma stone is so freaking hot, i saw her in superbad and WOW!!!!!!!!! ;)

  • You'd need an ax for my penis, doll.

  • Android Apps are sooo much cooler

  • I wouldn't mind if she ripped off my penis...or would i, hmm i must think this over more thoroughly.

  • horrible, unfunny, makes women look like rage-filled crazy people.

  • @septip123 they are

  • is there an emma stone appears in my bedroom app?

  • She looks like a hot Lindsey Lohan

  • i like when she says bitch

  • Marry me Emma!!!!!!

  • Is there an app to play Adobe Flash files?

  • i fucking love Emma Stone. She's my favorite actress!!

  • u wondering who that bitch talking to ur boyfriend is? thats jennifer, and shes a slut. hahahahahaha best vid EVER

  • emma stone with blood on her hands... what could be hotter??? *instant jizz*