Santorum nearly squeezes out come-from-behind Iowa caucus victory

[xluigix17]

*NEWSFLASH

SANTORUM HAS NOW WON IOWA! What do u guys think about this???

[Thallod]

I came because it said "Santorum Nearly Squeezes Out Come...."... Needless tosay this was completely not what I expected...

[maestro1110]

Yeah that's right Santorum. Go be a president in SIMS 3 Ok? Leave poor U.S voters alone! Ron Paul 2012!

[hcwcars1]

diebold voting dose it again !!

[klubkid46]

were fuxed.

[butuh13]

It's clear that the orientation of conservatives is fluid enough that Santorum is surging forward from behind and emerging as number two.

[shelroyboy]

Santorum nearly squeezes out come from behind. How did no one catch that..

[verynice420]

If you want WW3 vote Santorum!!!

[CocoaLuv22]

fck rick santorum.. if u voted for him fck you too

[2010DarkDevilUK]

Just hahhahaha n :O wowziers

[cryofreezer]

SANTORUM IS NUMBER 2 get it?

[Senehtsotara]

A Catholic Super PAC, the Catholic Vote Candidate Fund, is now backing Santorum. Make no mistake: This is an attempt to impose Catholic values on all of America, to make the USA a puppet state run by the Vatican. Santorum is no JFK. He is a religious bigot who wants to destroy the First Amendment and bring government into your bedroom.

[rw5791]

@Senehtsotara are u worried sodomy will be illegal again?

[KoTheGoober]

Where did the other Santorum video go?

[TheManFromDystopia]

watch?v=ifJG_oFFDK0&feature=yo­utu.be

[moofresh1]

I desperately want the next US president to be a mixture of shit and cum.

[TheZajac123]

I want the homophobe to win

[david10808]

Rick Santorum is probably the only candidate that will keep all his campaign promises if elected - namely to hate gays and abortions

[MrNetnut]

He's a male Bachmann!!! -He is for the war on drugs, which costs massive amounts of taxpayer dollars and many lives every year, and for what?

Gays hide to , if this nit wit is Pres!!! Suktorm is sick needs help fast!!! Call a doctor!

DR. Paul DR.PAUL Code Blue Dr Paul!

[immortalass]

ill be extremely disappointed if the primaries do not really end with the great cthulhu grabbing michelle bachmann, newt gingrich and rick perry.

[RGDcommentnode]

If you vote for Santorum, shame on you. This man says things about the gay community that are prejudiced on a level that is beyond belief. If he said those things about African-Americans or Jews, he would not have had any chance in hell of becoming president.

[papalolita]

Bachmann quitted.

[HumanMonolith]

@StartRenaissance2012

That and the other option was John McCain (older Bush) and that psycho fundie Palin.

[FatherTime89]

@StartRenaissance2012

A massive backlash against Bush and Republicans in general.

Obama making promises he wouldn't keep later.

That's about it.

[teedonster2]

@StartRenaissance2012 yep, is sad racial voting still occurs. ron paul needs to win in al seriousness

[teedonster2]

for the love of freedom, dont vote rick satorum

[gyugyua]

/watch?v=igQ20jXRCnE

I think you'll enjoy this!

Guess which of the top three candidates of Iowa SUPPORTED the NDAA? If you actually have to ask yourself, go watch the video.

[JBSauce]

That's REDDIT, not Dredge.

[planetearth1210]

Obama is awful

[planetearth1210]

Fuck all political mother fuckers , this country is going to be destroyed and there not even going to tell you. Planet x is coming and huge solar flairs

[NefariousBshenkd]

I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE SANTORUM PUNS

Thank you Dan Savage.

[NeonLitGhost]

Oh God, the title.

[justaguy12345]

Hey NMA, your character models for the politicians look a lot better this time around! Great job!

[KoTheGoober]

It's so ironic because Iowa allows gay marriage.

[KoTheGoober]

The title of this video is hilarious. He used to be a cheerleader you know.

[stinnetbennet]

Santorum represents everything people hate about America, and everything Americans hate about America, that's why I'm voting for him. We need crazy people because without them the world would suck. Here's to the Iran War!

[SuperGreenSmartie]

BS! What about ron? sure he wasn't the most amazing candidate, but he sure as hell had a lot of attention from the voters. And a lot of people weren't convinced about the newsletters (I'm on the fence btw) so why the hell didn't he win?

[mistertakeda]

Suicide Redditor is really disappointed about the whole Ron Paul thing.

[FreakExceptionale]

Bachmann has dropped out of the rave. Good riddance.

[reidcummings]

I love you, crazy computer news from Taiwan. This is your best work yet.

[ughgivemeabreak]

santorum

[thegoodlocust]

Caucuses are a really fucking stupid method of doing primaries though.

[thegoodlocust]

Santorum is the GOP candidate I trust the least. He seems like such a sleazebag.

[unorthodoxJ]

I love how the title is a joke toward the secondary meaning of "Santorum"

[feliciano2040]

@unorthodoxJ I think you're confused sir, you must've meant the PRIMARY meaning of the word "santorum"

[BlueChameleon01]

Best video title 2012.

[wtfd00d08]

Oh well, his name still means "a frothy mixture of lube and shit"

[leberpr]

Bachmann just dropped out of the race. I wonder where the GOP will get their crazy fix now?

[sciencepowerdavid]

ron paul is a fucking pussy

[AlphaCentauri00]

@sciencepowerdavid You reek of troll. begone.

[ForbiddenStallion]

78% of Iowa voters are idiots. Ron Paul 2012!

[narutocaprirequest2]

the hole thing was rigged, Ron was the clear winner

[whythehell99]

What's the octopus supposed to mean? Yea I agree it was fixed with Santorum.

[dtadeo2006]

yeah its RIGGED how does santorum get to almost top spot so quickly when he was at the bottom?!

[maninredhelm]

@dtadeo2006 60% of Iowa caucus voters were over the age of 50 and born-again or evangelical Christians. Very easy group to organize and group-vote.

[TheDJMeyer85]

@dtadeo2006 He's actually been spending a buttload of time in Iowa, much more than the other candidates

[MRCORNEJOCASTELFORTE]

@dtadeo2006 700% up in 2 weeks

[audadvnc]

No matter who wins the presidency, the rest of us are screwed!

[bloximonkey]

1:01 I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[cooners01]

clever title!

[hoosierhiver]

@cooners01 Oh man, I didn't notice that at first.

[BannedUfos]

Type Santorum into Google. He can't win.

[Icureditwithmybrain]

Rigged as usual, I'm not surprised.

[gotham61]

Boy you guys are quick