Break Ups

[JesseZomb]

I know this might sound weird, but i play extra mini hockey using fish eyes once about 11 years back

[McBummly]

u remind me of Pauly Shore xD

[TheSteveSou]

Come on realy world how can i study with gradual report existing at youtube????

[145games]

nzp24 me too looks funny

[ilovestevilliers]

I did that? yeah..they didnt take it too well! ;)

[nzp24]

How do u beat the shit out of someone ( i kno i saw it on 1 of ur vids but i want to see it for realz

[brookiebetheangel]

You remind me of my science teacher...

You look like him to.

That is a good thing cause everyone loves are science teacher he is hilarious

[dieorzero16]

i watched this to get ahold of myself but then i got scared and then laughed my ass off haha

[roaringfires234]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

[roaringfires234]

can you make a vid on break ups i just had one and im kinda sad about it

[SuperYoshifan101]

i have an obsession...... over YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll be over shortly, hmhm ha ha BWAHAHAHA

[MsJew03]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! 

[missjematy]

I want a gradual report dildo!!!!! :D

[richie4956]

Holy fuck you scared me XD

[clevlandbrown99]

@Deliwaiter510 yeah he blinks Hah

[TheFailedtaco]

lol that was funny+wierd=feird ;)

[Deliwaiter510]

do you blink?

[memo849]

You remind me of jim carey

[nicole87ism]

@skyrim908.  Poonapple@gmail.com

[nicole87ism]

@skyrim908. Poonapple@gmail.com

[skyrim908]

what is this guys email

[laurenjk13]

Hilarious!!!!!! Wats ur email?!?!?!? Xxx

[MrSudhanshu444]

lolz that maked me choke my water...

[LordSheshomaru]

What if you missed the other one :O

[CheesyPumbah]

yay

[MichaelDriskell1997]

Make a video on what to do after a break up.

(like this)

[nakedbanana23]

what is your email?



[MegaMegarock]

I was obsessed with my girlfriend, then I took and arrow to the knee

[privacy52]

How do you get rid of annoying people who want to be your friend? Could you do a gradualreport on that?

[secretagentYTer]

@privacy52 yes PLEASE

[privacy52]

@secretagentYTer Lolz Do you want 2 get rid of a boy or girl?

[secretagentYTer]

@privacy52 actually, ive had problems with both :/. the problem is, im just too nice and i dont have it in me to be mean to the outcasts. haha oh well

[privacy52]

@secretagentYTer I KNOW!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[icyxenoking]

300 people tried this O.o

[MrOscarpedersen]

HahahahA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SkateStatic101]

this is fucked up :3 lol

[Blooperishdude]

Funny, but... PLEASE tell me your kidding about the skin part

[PowerOfTheZombies]

I dont have his Emaill...oh wait...this video was made in 2008....hehe

[november4377]

this guy makes the kind of jokes my friends and I made when we were teenagers only he fully understands the art of humor to make it funny to anyone. By the way watch his (effects of alcohol, and how to kiss video) for a real laugh.

[TailsFan23]

LOL You where so yandere for a few minutes there. xD

I laughed my ass off.



[plester844]

ok in ze beginning when he said "move on to someone new"... What if thats the ONLY person your crushing on and u can't find anyone else? that's lke saying ur dog died and ur mom said like oh yeah well we'll just ge u another one it's no big deal.. But nothing can replace that same dog and be as good as the one that died so yeah... Thumbs Up if u agree

[missattuide32]

wht do u do after a break up.?

[kittycattywampus]

@afkjkhah He is. Look up Facebook Ads by ZekeMahogany

[3dgluv]

i can get outta duct tape!

[blackandredrose100]

@3dgluv kat u freak!!lol im glad i never did this!!! wait is the duct tape for Eli?

[PaPaSmUrF9898]

eat a cat

[hmmmmusic]

So funny! Glad I came across this!...waiting for that dildo man...;)

[MsSlightlydifferent]

i love you. :)

[youraddiction427]

No I was just kidding, you DUCT TAPE them to the chair!

[Sugarbabyy14]

0:41 LOL.

[322kittycat]

cupcakes?

[Iloverandomthings1]

Is that Charlie Sheen??

[XuknownpersonX]

wat do u do after a break up?

[rjgullett]

WE ARE TASTY TULIP FLOWERS!!!!!

[bieber605]

OMG this is fucken funny

[nikel12100]

how do i break up with someone?

[3247642]

hey, just subscribed, so i havent seen many videos , but one good theme is about best friends(men women) and their relationship becoming something more..

[iisprolikedat2]

gradual report your awesome and thumbs up if this is an awesome video

[redlilly101]

Move on...that's what you do after a break up MOVE ON.

[BlaqBetteh]

looooool

[TakeADumpOnYourChest]

have you ever gone down on mr. shark?

[Alshexx]

my ex was a bus, many people take her at the same time

[likeprestige]

Hilarious!

[jellybelly0727]

Bro , Your fucking eyes . Are about to make me piss on myself .

[NeV3KCSS]

The eye comes out 2 day later

[MultiBoogerpicker]

0:44 obsession face!

[TheKrazyKidz3]

01:49 LOLLL!

[afkjkhah]

You're awesome, Why aren't you an actor?!

[MegaMegarock]

@afkjkhah He has done some acting work :)

[Lunarmoon67]

2:23 "now your with me forever"....until I shit.

[dannyboy8199]

@Lunarmoon67 1:23 sounds like pauly shore lol

[tylerguy12]

@Lunarmoon67

i shit golden squares.

[5T34LTHcamoT4NK]

@Lunarmoon67 no actually....... wait do you think we eat to shit >_< ? 

[Kasumi1259]

That video actually was the only one that made me laugh and think xDDD

[elliesorsby]

haha, pause 0:44

[Littlemandude11]

0:43 RAPEFACE!

[rosazline]

haha ur hilarious!

[DETSKIT]

0:44 LOL

[TheElizabethmd97]

Why do your eyes keep popping out of your head....? you look really weird! lol :D

[102sonja]

what do you do after a break up??????

[SassyCAKes1]

im scared....hahahahahah <3 u :D

[KateElizabeth98]

so thats where my sisteer went !!!!!

[LostMyLuckyShoes]

she's screaming and so you decide to whisper in her ear...oh wait, she doesn't have ears because you made a necklace out of them...how inconvenient

[Giliuke]

Hey have you ever made those dildos? I want one! or two..

[Cajkesuzabava]

HEY, i have a question? What to do after a break up?

[sugarmami21]

Hahahahaha that really made me laugh...I will eat my ex bf's eyeballs so they can be inside me :D

[insanexsmexyxbitch]

i now want to buy a dildo like that

[meg1013o5]

wow what a stalker

[DAskuXX3]

i think u should do another show on a review of all the highlights and funniest parts of other shows

[afterlife300]

I'll get the gradulyreport dildo first then tie u up in a chair

[roxy112022]

what if someone actually did that to a girl....

[YourSparkleGlitters]

Hahaha this sounds like my friend for when he has a break up he obssess's over the person. Except he doesn't tie them up and cut off their ears and skin them....... I think

[soccer02nik]

LMAO, I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING 0:41 - 0:44 XD

I freakin love the obsession face!!<3

[RegardlessPlayer]

LOL @ 0;44

[MrTonyStark91]

hahahaha ahhh relationships lol i took notes lol ima pay my ex a visit now... lol

[MrBuppo]

This isnt wierd! I do that every time!.... Oh wait... Thats why nobody dates me anymore...

[TheMusicanGamer]

Now your in side me forever haha

[TheApologize12]

LMAFO!!! pause it at 0:44 Its hilarious

[yanzil1234]

u are a funny fucker, like litterally u are funny as fuck

[TheZenaiiScene]

Actually She Wont Be Inside You Forever She Just Gnna Come Straight Back Out TheOther Side In a Few Days And Possibly Make You Constipated....Enjoy.......;)

[Everimmortallaura]

I think that just scarred me.

[BadSensation]

hey gradualreport what would you do after a break up?

[kinko761]

haha fuken funny



[FlyingTurd111]

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[shednfriends]

whatch the intro then skip to 2:04 LOL

[jake16200]

until u poop

[verhappytoast]

damn.....

[spanishkiller1]

Your fuckin funny!

keep it up.

[Hippychic818]

there is something seriously wrong with you.

[jgzjhhgan]

wtf did i just watch.

[pakrat8000]

creep

[NativeBabe1000]

Hahaha I need some Duct tape!! ASAP!! Lmao:):) jk

[SebrightCrazyGirl]

.... I'll never think of duct tape the same way ever again.

[Vailkri]

Lmao... I freaking love you Danny. Make a video about why it's possible to get high off frogs

[frokenboxers]

*OBSESSION FACE*

[TheyScreamBrandie]

If I could own a Gradual Report dildo, I'd never have to sleep with a man, or date another man, ever, EVER again.

Also, your dlido's would keep me from hurtful breakups.! :D

[TheWinterwolf123]

... I was eating a pear at the moment... never eating one again

[MrBadger40]

I'm with the person below me please make a break up video hehehehehehehehhe

[1973Shellybean]

my girl broke up with me for the 7th time know what do i do to ask her to my schools welcome back dance please make a video on what to do P.S i am a boy

[slaughtz]

@1973Shellybean 7th time? SEVENTH!? Look up how Einstein defined insanity.

[69lovar69]

0:44 oh my god. I'm dying of laughter.

[extazy0]

im totally scared...

[kretzmannian33]

well duct tape, you put enough of that shit on and they're not going anywhere. LMAO!!

[matt32021]

i say y she says u dont love me i say i loe u more than family then we make out

[abcdefg7142]

put enough of that shit on theyre not going anywhere hahahahahhahahahahaha

[ValeriaPirates]

If I keep repeating OVER AND OVER AGAIN this video.. is it called obsession?

[MrACEOFACES23]

should i call the cops?

[CountLeck]

*gulps* plplplpl heh now your inside me FOREVER

LOL

[thisizmesayinghi]

...This sounds like me....

[AgentThrasherPenguin]

This man is a genius ! xD

[rhnisker]

Danny, can you talk about break ups... :P

[TheBloodyCherries]

that is awesome....xD a love you Danny!

[nastynash96]

What to do to your enemies? press 4 :D

[Jakers1113]

Well i took your advice and well it didnt work for me bc i know have a skinned girl in my closet and no girlfriend..

[xUnforgottenYearx]

this guy is fucking hilarious xD

[chavadude]

lol. pause at 1:12

[flamingoboii97]

you sound like the voice inside my head

[NONfruit]

i have an ideea what if ......................URE DOEING A what to do after a break up just jockeing a and is cool i dont know what bt it is

[Joma981]

Im scared xD

[Anna77717]

JERKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!

[TheSapphire2010]

Your like Jim Carrey...I LOVE IT xD

[Frogsaredabomb1]

is it only mine that blocks up :'(

[jitterykdog]

OOOOMMMMGGGG IT OFFICIAL I URINATED MYSELF

[ir10031981]

whatever happened to Nike's slogan "JUST DO IT"  , why are people fat? people just make excuses!

[ir10031981]

I have a 21 year old cousin in Cicero, Illinois who's already married with a boy. I wish I were him, to me, he is an example of how life should be, I don't want to hear 22 or 23 or 24 year olds say to me they're too young for marriage because I have very little patience for that, I'd flip. After having seen my cousin & his wife, I can't help but be jealous. and I believe people saying " I don't want marriage" or "I'm too young", are just making excuses!

[ir10031981]

I had a girlfriend who wanted to be my gf yet she was never willing to hug me or make out with me in public much less have sex. I got sick of it so I broke up with her. Don't waste my time, I'm almost 30 years old I want a serious meaningful relationship, hell I should have already been married with children already, same deal with my brother, he's f****ing 25, he even has a bachelor's degree from college, but no wife /kids either. Life is unfair. I wish we were born girls.

[mangoCrazy31]

thats really creepy... LOOL .

[andreaswebshow]

lol go to 1:21 and transcribe audio lol

[samantharutherford]

Danny, these videos provide me with an escape from my crazy and sometimes overwhelming days. Thank you for being such an awesome and hilarious guy :) You rock :)

[imconfusedist]

don't worry i still love you.....wait??

[PINKYnBLACKY]

I love you Danny <3 :D

[SugarafieD]

no one should dislike this video. 1 - its halarious. 2 - it has 69 dislikes. lol

[ljgbmx]

Do a video on how to ask for a kiss!!!!' lol

[emobunnyanimegirl]

i love you..=3 and like blood ....wow

[d6397]

Haha...69 dislikes

[shazam2121]

@d6397 how old ru

[bubblepeppermints]

i kinda want to hide under my bed

[MsSexybitch1011]

u should do a show on how guys always get boners.....lmao it would be funny as hell

[mrawsomepantsabreu]

dis is fun

[MsStrawberryblood]

Nonono.. 5.30! This is not a healthy time for cute kiddies! No wonder that you are a lil' bit Too creative and hyperactive. You make me laugh a lot. ;)

[MsStrawberryblood]

How can we explain the Big difference between asiatic and american parents?

[coachlala1]

Do a video on y china owns america!!!!!!!

[RaveOrShuffle]

thumbs up for the 69 dislikes get it 69

[Eva12496]

You're so funny you're HOT. I bet you have great sex.

[SEGHRIF]

@Eva12496 what... the fu*k your probably like a 40 year old man

[Eva12496]

@SEGHRIF Actually, girl. And I'm under 20. :)))))

[kreedzmedia]

press 7 he seas CUMZ A LOOT!

@kreedzmedia lolololololololololololololol