ASH WEDNESDAY!!1

[xiangxiz]

My Pastor Rev. Melcom Tan put on my forehead cross of Jesus not only Ash Wednesday during Jesus last supper in my church. Sue Ling

[xiangxiz]

Hi

[Latvian4ever]

actually this was funny. ppl keeps trolling :D

[005Amergin]

ROTFL hahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha>>­tip over cars ,break down all the bars. drive the archibishop out of town,and while your at it, burn his crown!!! Sorry leftover anger from my former emprisoned youth ..was raised catholic before God told me to run for my life!! I'm so glad I did...

[ufo5440]

Ok you may say Amazing Atheist isn't representing Atheism correctly, but by you doing this you are not representing Theism either... one word to the both of you....immature....oh wait, another one is coming to my mind....yes, maybe another word....flamboyant...sorry but you belong in the local rennaisance faire down the road buddy

[5thWatcher]

@ufo5440 There's a difference between my parody and his adolescent style anger.

[ufo5440]

@5thWatcher Well if I were a very religious person and it was my first time watching this video it'd make me think that you are mocking religion too much. It'd make me think that you ARE an atheist. But whatever right? I guess that's just your sense of humor which I don't get.

[5thWatcher]

@ufo5440 Ash Wednesday is only a Catholic thing.

[ufo5440]

@5thWatcher uh-huh....., and I have a pink bunny....anyways, yeah I know that... so you're mocking ash wednesday then not all of religion..sorry, I should've been more specific of what you were mocking

[ZanPsycho]

Lol!

More like ash bullshit huh!?

[Gelnprato]

A BORED YOUNG MAN

YOU THINK YOUR VIDEO IS FUNNY

YOUR PARENTS DID NOT TEACH YOU A THING...ARE THEY PROUD OF YOU?

OR ASHAMED OF WHAT THEIR SON TURNED OUT TO BE...A FOOL...

REMEMBER ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO GET HELP

GOOD LUCK

AND MAY GOD HAVE MURCY ON YOUR SOLE

IF YOU HAVE ONE

[wonkasweets]

@Gelnprato are you asking god to have mercy on his shoes??? or his soul?obviously YOUR parents did not do much for you either!

[TheGta4champion]

....I gotta say....you belong in the commercial industry.

[5thWatcher]

@TheGta4champion "you belong in the commercial industry"

I got a video skills! (though everything on this channel I just shoot with a webcam so you can't really tell.) Someone put a good word in for me! ... Seriously, someone do it.

[TheGta4champion]

@5thWatcher I shall.

[turi73]

hahah subscribed!

[L00NGB00W]

Lol. I was expecting something serious.

You should make a big effigee out of palm fronds.

[AbusiveAntitheist]

nice tie xD

[lsmile4food]

desk

[randywatchingbush]

being a Native of New Orleans i can appreicate this video...lol

[hippo11222]

I just pushed over 10 heathens today!! Thats a record!!

[72ve17]

you have been possessed by the commercial advertisement

[maverickjae]

God forgives you :)

[Pinage]

I thought he was talking about the Ash Wednesday Bushfires for a minute there. It seemed a tad offensive, lol.

What on earth is this jazz about taking down your chrissie trees by wednesday?

[SadChristian]

I tried burning tissue paper to mourn. The flame got really big and I dropped it on the carpet. I had to stamp it out really quickly so I didn't burn the house down. The fire detector went off, I had to clean up the ash stain. Yeah, don't try it at home kids.

[Ozuntyun]

Children, meet Idiot; yes he's an idiot feigning experiences, in-other-words, acting like an idiot to look 'cool' per say. Shall we shout at him, say, "Grow up!"

[5thWatcher]

It's not anything to do with "cool"; this is a video intended to convey humor.

If you are offended with how cool you think I must assume I am, I would simply tell you to not to be so foolish and prideful as to pre-judge me based on a video as wacky as this one.

[Ozuntyun]

Well, I apologize, and will take my word back whist I suggest you change your ways of presenting humor. Teeny-ish' humor plus argumentative opinions doesn't sum up respectively. Especially in this case scenario where you're dealing with detail-freaks.

I didn't took you seriously because I thought you were one of those childish youth whom I think their opinion does not even matter. After all, you have a sharp opinion.

[5thWatcher]

Thats kind of funny because according to your profile I am significantly older than you. :-P I am pretty sure I am past the point of qualifying as a "youth".

[Ozuntyun]

Well, your actions otherwise says so; you sound like one.

[5thWatcher]

Everyone's voice sounds the same from like 18 to 50. I learned that when I had a phone job where I had to talk to people and then at the end I recorded their age. My guesses were always way off.

[BrooklynRagtag]

This vid made me chuckle. Ultra silly with a touch of irreverence. Cheers.

[ultimategoobah]

rofl class.

[LifesOutcastOfDeath]

Ànd BURN TO DEATH IN THE OCEAN!

[kylekage13]

Come on man! almost 3 months since a video?? Where u at!?? lol

[Antisocialnerd2]

i was wondering why christians kept me pushing me over lol

[TTAABBJJDD]

Why did you make the video. I don't really get the point of it. The voice was pretty funny though :)

[150cgy]

Cool. I actually pushed a heathen that day.

Friend's a neo-pagan.

Third vid of yours that I watched and I still can't tell whether you're a Christian who doesn't take his belief too seriously or a rather irony-loving nonbeliever.

[spacecadet988]

genius!

[jedillama9]

uhhhh... are you ripping off those brawndo commercials or watever they're called?

[waddgrindcore]

also blonde hair and blue eyes your the hitler prodigy hail HITLER!!!!!

[PragmaticHeathen]

LOL Wut? 5 stars

[1fallchild]

you had me at flaming sharks!!! i was like...eeeeeehhhhhh..

FLAMING SHARKS WOAH IM IN!!!

srsly though, save the sharks. dont burn them. or eat them. do you know about finning?

i like your videos btw :)

[5thWatcher]

Lol, awesome. And thanks. I probably wouldn't eat a shark. That's just asking for bad shark-karma.

[iPwnChuckNorris]

I give stuff up for lent. But I don't take part in burning things.

[XxPnuemaxX]

Dude... tissues don't go out easy. And smell like shit when burned. BLECH!

[MasterMagnus2020]

OH NO I DIDN'T PUT AWAY MY TREE YET! LOL

[5thWatcher]

No I don't. Did you miss the entire video, from start to finish, in which I take the piss out of Ash Wednesday?

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

Isn't it fun to burn things ^_^

[Shakeitupyes]

lol wtf

[SadChristian]

Pretty funny.

I'm thankful Lent is here, though. I love my church's Taize services. They're dark and gloomy preparing for God's Sacrifice. They fit my username well...

Peace!

[EssedariusMaiestas]

lol

me 'scribin!

-.-

[1GOD1JESUS]

the poster on the left is a little crooked

[5thWatcher]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[docrufus]

Hey 5th - Yes, the unholy fun we had - I believe you as you is, my friend - thinking...

Why is that we desire others to think as we do - maybe it's the seeming isolated unity a particular person experiences as being aware of this seeming seperation - yet in matter of fact is seeking an aspect of unity in an otherwise wholly undefinable conceptual hole & to then agree the truth is...

Nice suit, because I said so - in part irrefutably proving that science & donuts are not unholie either.

[Foolishdestruction]

This was freaking great...... Hahaha

Your sense of humor is amazing.

[seanmPWH]

Good Stuff! Thanks for pointing out the pagan nature of the ritual. The Catholics have turned, what Jesus intended to be a heavenly religion, into just another of the world's great religions.

[yeshua2come]

The ash season would be funny if it did not bring into focus the apostate nature of modern Christianity.

I heard on the news an anchor briefly describing ash as season of fasting for "christians" to demonstrate their commitment to God. The story featured some devotees who were giving up facebook. Live like the heathen 11 months & Christ 1.

I am appalled at what I see and know the woodshed coming for this nation of religious fools who are like white washed tombs full of dead men's bones.

[soulfulpisces]

I grew up Catholic, no more ashes on my forehead. Plus it was my birthday on the 25th so that means I'm celebrating for it this weekend. :)

[psychobaby3]

Haha, this one was great. Reminds me of all those cheesy radio commercials for Bigfoot truck gatherings in da souf.

[themoderateextremist]

oh, thanks for reminding me it was lent...

I forgot.

a few years ago I gave up coffee...

I had a headaches for the first week and I slept a lot.

[neveruse513]

not as bad as you think.

[wildthunder009]

SO AWESOME! Wow your stuff is awesome I just became a fan of you.

[5thWatcher]

Thank you so much. :-)

[flames55550]

im sick of hearing about people dying, ok he threw in some crude humor so the fuck what. there are too many people on the earth anyways 200 less now thats a good thing not a bad thing. Now suck it up, stop being a pussy and forget about it or you can choose not to watch it your choice

[Skindoggiedog]

@flames55550: He didn't throw in any crude humor at all. Did you even watch it? The video was great. It was the timing of the posting of the video that wasn't  quite ideal.

Anywho I'll grab some phone numbers of the people who lost their homes and families in the fires and you can call them to let them know how glad you are that their loved ones have passed away.

[5thWatcher]

I don't think he meant it like that.

[Skindoggiedog]

Just pointing out that if it was people he cared about passing away he probably wouldn't be so cavalier about the loss of human life.

Is that cool? And hey, quit ridin me!

[cabaugh2003]

The suit and tie look very good. :) I don't understand why that guy is hating on it.  And a new use for black eyeshadow. Nice! ;)

[hypermite01]

C'mon you guys, you know I was kidding right? I don't "hate" the tie, It was just a light hearted(and misunderstood) jab at an article of clothing.

[Skindoggiedog]

Burn things? For fuck's sake man. We've just lost over 200 lives and 7000 people are now homeless in the last couple of weeks because of a couple of people intentionally lighting fires here.

I love your style and your sense of humor, and I did get laughs out of this vid, but what incredibly bad timing. Just looking for your video where you tell people to fly planes into buildings the week of 9/11.

[5thWatcher]

"Burning things" was reference to the practice of Ash Wednesday. You have to burn some specific thing and use that to draw the cross on your forehead.

That's why when I burned that tissue I called it "real ashes"; the cross i apply in the video is actually eye shadow.

I hope that revelation makes it more tasteful.

[5thWatcher]

P.S.: You are just on my ass recently, aren't you. :-P

[Skindoggiedog]

Yeah I'm basically just riding you here, but it is poorly timed.

That aside, this vid was sweet. Nice one :)

[hypermite01]

Man, that tie.......that horrid tie,...Are you sure you didn't mean "Ass Wednesday"?

[SleepySkeptic]

It's a plain grey tie. So what??

[hypermite01]

Ties are a bane to society.

[Danale111vids]

Your attitude about ties is a bane to society. Who isn't crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man?

[hypermite01]

I like 5th Watcher,....but his tie angers me.

[SleepySkeptic]

So you're a weirdo, then. Noted.

[5thWatcher]

Agreed. You are weirdo. Nothing wrong with the tie. It actually has some fun little details that the camera doesn't pick up.

I love silver ties. also "gunmetal" ties.

[entrsnm3]

Genius. Once again.

[spinkwotzer]

You got the cross upside down, dude ;)

[Theycallmetomu]

Personally, I like the silly dichotomy between your complete inability to pull off the loud obnoxious announcer guy and your attempts to do so.

Okay, so what's the significance of Ash Wednesday/Lent anyway?

[5thWatcher]

I disagree. so does whoever thumbed you down. I think I do the voice fine.

I am sure it could sound better with a different kind of mic. far away web cams mics don't pick up bass at all.

[Brainkiller]

juggling chainsaws lmao

[Danale111vids]

D...E..S...K...

[MrVisions]

Wow you nailed that one. :-)

[intelligentfalling]

Wow you can give up talking in a normal voice for lent? I always wondered what it would be like talking like meatwad for 40 days straight. And now I can say I'm doing it for mah religion!!

[navvellines15]

All concessions half off! Children and seniors probably wont survive!

Haha, this made my day. =P

[theheat151]

Congratulations, you should took the Mark of the Beast.

Revelation 13:16 "And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their FOREHEADS"

Shalom

[5thWatcher]

So the Cross is the mark of the beast? I'm not a fan of the catholic church but c'mooon.

[5thWatcher]

As a side note, I did that with eye shadow and not whatever it is I read that the Catholics use. I think I'm good either way.

[theheat151]

With the cross you glorify the death of Christ but remember "he is risen"(Matthew 28:6).

Hallelu Yah!!

[5thWatcher]

Well of course.

[theheat151]

I'm just messing with you, 5th. Take it easy, brother.

[5thWatcher]

lol. Kay.

[scjason420]

lol u are always controversial but funny.

[kalodaimon]

Hehehe. I think you should consider adopting a special lent icon of the video still at destruction.

I could also see theAmazingAthiest choosing this video to respond to instead of that last one.

[5thWatcher]

I would bet money I don't even have that he will not respond. He only goes after easy prey.

[AmericanApostate]

Even your "uninspired" videos are gold.

[5thWatcher]

Awesome, thanks.

[Borror0]

Powerthirst?

[MeursaultBatemen]

monster truck commercial

[Borror0]

D'oh. Missed it in the tags.

[5thWatcher]

Maybe both. I have seen the power thirst thing, however, they were clearly taking from monster truck commercials as well.

[nikuion]

It's fuckin' funny. Keep it up.

[Clovions]

Probably your best video.

take it as a compliment or dis.

[5thWatcher]

LOL. Compliment.

[Danale111vids]

For Lent, I'm giving up SPEAKING IN A NORMAL VOIIIICE!!!!!

[mikecampochiaro]

You should consider taking this one down.

[5thWatcher]

Yeah I wasn't so sure about it myself. But why?

Maybe I'll give it a few days

[mikecampochiaro]

Well it's boderline blasphemy but it may serve a good purpose who knows. Use your own judgment.

[g0at]

We converted him Mikes. ONE OF US... one of us... one of us...

[5thWatcher]

I promise, g0at, no matter what... I am sure I'll never end up on the atheist side. :-P No offense or anything, of course, but yeah, it's not gonna happen.

[g0at]

1 STEP in being an atheist is to deny that you will be one. You are already on the right path! ONE OF US.. one of us.. one of us..

[5thWatcher]

lol. I've got some pretty solid reasons why I pretty literally could not even fool myself into becoming an atheist. But they are personal.

Read into that how you like.

[LotusGreenX]

"lol. I've got some pretty solid reasons why I pretty literally could not even fool myself into becoming an atheist. But they are personal."

I will :P I believed I could never be an atheist and I had excellent reasons for believing in God. Non personal ones minds you that held my grounds firm. It's when you find out your reasons suck for being a theist that allows you to become one. So keep talking.

[LotusGreenX]

"1 STEP in being an atheist is to deny that you will be one. You are already on the right path!"

Lol, I was never going to become an atheist. I had well thought out and very intellectual arguments that kept me confident that God exists. Not even based on my personal feelings. But guess what no matter how hard you deny something you can change your mind if you search for truth and you find out your wrong. However, a lot of Christians are too engulfed in fear and personal experience.

[Clovions]

Its ok being willfully ignorant must be tons of fun.

[5thWatcher]

In truth we are all ignorant on the existence of God. That is why even if in spite of certain things I lost my "faith", if you will, the best I could do would to be agnostic.

I already consider myself an agnostic-theist, I operate under the theory God exists, and admit I could be wrong in this. I just don't think it likely.

[Clovions]

I was just pulling your leg =P your the only youtube christian whos videos I enjoy lol

[LotusGreenX]

"That is why even if in spite of certain things I lost my "faith", if you will, the best I could do would to be agnostic."

I'm agnostic towards the FSM and Zeus. I can't every eliminate options I can't possibly understand.

[Livelife417]

I hate when people claim that an agnostic-theist is just a pussy way for being agnostic. All it means is that we are agnostic, but lean more towards the theory of God, as opposed to Atheism.

[LotusGreenX]

"No offense or anything, of course, but yeah, it's not gonna happen."

Is that because your confident in your reasons or your personal will or personal experience to stay a Christian?

[5thWatcher]

Waaaay waaaaaay below the surface of this video is the idea that while Lent can, I suppose be cool for self improvement purposes, it is not necessary for a relationship with Jesus.

[danuu2]

WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY!

[FranzDuckVideos]

BURN THEM INSTEAD!!!

[PFTECHMETAL]

worked for me.

[5thWatcher]

Well that's good then. :-P