Stupid People Are My Bread and Butter

[anusfarter]

But how can you be your own bread and butter?

[nathariel666]

YOU make your bread and butter

[daverigby23]

You grew up? ????????

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

I read the title and it made me hungry. Time to go eat some buttered bread.

[STUDDADDY007]

@austinforprez Kim was famous for making a porno........... Not that I would know.......

[GrayStudios]

Why are both the top comments haters? Jump cuts are how you make video blogs, otherwise it wouldn't look professional. It's a style. and 18 is a LOOOOOW number.

[mukaikof]

philip defranco sucks... why is this corny big baby looking highschool jock so popular? for what? i have seen people who are gorgeous and they never get noticed or get a chance!

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

@mukaikof It's not about being "gorgeous" it's about putting out videos people want to watch. There could be an absolutely gorgeous person who's boring as fuck. He popular because some people like him and what he has to say. GET. OVER. IT. There's always going to be someone you hate that's so much more popular than you, sorry but that's life.

[austinforprez]

@mukaikof This is the stupidest comment I've ever seen. You're basically saying "he's ugly, he shouldn't be popular. Only beautiful people should be popular!" You must be drooling all over the Kardashians every day. Kim literally made a living from just being attractive. No talent involved. Shut the fuck up.

[TheAbsolQueen]

When I saw the printer ad I thought it was going to print out, "Hello... This is the Epson Workforce Pro and you are watching the Phillip DeFranco Show."

[PinchySkree]

No wonder your name has geek shorthand in it you only use half your mouth to talk.

[47smithstreetseries]

You're a fucking hack.

[sarahsoccergirl]

I miss awesome, angry Phil

[vMarathoNz1]

Must have made the kid more poplure.



[veronicachic]

came here after TJ's video...this guy really does fucking blow.

[maarc3D]

ah the fucking google street level things are out of date. Shucks.

[LordNazgulKing]

This man truly is a pathetic, moronic cunt.

[getalife67]

Welcome to the 21st century run by morons.

[psyckojoe]

Some people getting payed for 100 Likes or Favorites.

He gets probably getting payed for his assholeness

-Joe

[burbidgestephen]

Ahhhh, Phil. A PDS with under 500k views = NOSTALGIA.

[KatieDovel]

Well that's a very unintelligent, pointless reply. My guess is, you are only here to troll, but if you said that...you would come across as kind of a dick.

[Placeh0lder]

I wish there was a show where phil could debate his opinions with viewers that are against him. lol

[MrFancySchmancyPants]

god, i fucking hate this cunt, hope he dies soon

[SparkSSBM]

@MrFancySchmancyPants lol wishing death on someone you don't know. you sound mentally stable.

[MrFancySchmancyPants]

@SparkSSBM lol, i know him well enough to know hes a complete douchebag

[SparkSSBM]

@MrFancySchmancyPants know him from what? youtube videos?

[KatieDovel]

@MrFancySchmancyPants Then why are you watching??? That seems silly to me

[GuitarHeroPhaggot]

@KatieDovel

Suck a cock bitch.

[OperationRageQuit]

@GuitarHeroPhaggot hahahaha

[CouldsSkyHigh]

Just suddenly realized some more that my comment is totally unrelated to the video. Well oh well...

[CouldsSkyHigh]

The dating advertisements on the side are interesting in that I wonder if they have the rights to use the picture that they do (Asian dating website thing). There was one where they used a picture from a kid's show celebrity and got sued.

[Kirill9696]

faggot

[cLaX1227]

It's not rape if you don't like it and i doubt he didn't

[koalaofgold32]

hetero



[DonLeon505]

faggot

[Jokerprodution]

faggot

[victoriaisntsosecret]

@Jokerprodution Why do you not like him? Honestly, how does this guy affect you personally?

[Jonnythecowboy666]

@victoriaisntsosecret We just don't like his bullshit opinions. Such as his brilliant idea that anyone involved in the vancouver riots should have all their property destroyed by cops. This guys sucks up to authority like a mindless drone.

[ButtaNToast]

Jump-cut count: 18.

18 Jump-cuts in 130 seconds.

Approximately one jump-cut every 7.2 seconds.

Man, I guess this whole, "Video Making" business is hard stuff if you fuck up once every 7.2 seconds.

[XxBrandonBaileyxX]

@ButtaNToast

I find your username a bit ironic compared to the title of this video, haha!

[UDimwit]

@ButtaNToast I have seen comercial shows worse than this..lol And if you cut a movie it means your editing.. you have to have some talent to cut a movie.. and another thing is at least he is trying to help make a peoples day a bit better with humor.. unlike you which seems to be trying ot put him down.. lol

[YNAp4u7]

@UDimwit You defend him like he was your Christ

[UDimwit]

@YNAp4u7 LOL ok.. if thats what you want to think.. though there is one problem.. I dont believe in christ... Try again.. lol

[WatcherGate]

faggot

[inigknot101]

faggot

[Minsheme]

faggot

[t0xictreasure]

faggot

[MolesMalone]

fag

[Rarae192]

You're your own bread and butter, mate.

[Hoggles49]

fuck phil

[AetherPhantasm]

Lol I like how all the TAA fanboys are rushing to this video.

[UnleashYourKeys]

They're your subscribers, that's why! Oh shit someone beat me to that comment.

[MASSRCOR]

'fans' of sxephil: He doesn't give a shit about you or what you think. All he cares about is you watching his lame show and making himself some easy money.

but then again, if you're dumb enough to be a fan of his, maybe you deserve to get taken advantage of.

what is the world coming to when a guy like this can get ANY kind of notoriety.

[animemefreak74]

sxephil?

amazing athiest?

watch 'em both!

[pokemon9505]

He just called his viewers stupid... The Amazing atheist is much better than this fag

[artuurslv]

@pokemon9505

He's not calling the viewers stupid, stupid,  he's saying that he talks about stupidity of people on the show...

[pokemon9505]

@artuurslv Do you hear yourself?? thats the same thing u cretinous fool! please do not converse your idiotic proposals to me

[artuurslv]

@pokemon9505

"You peaple are stupid!" -> that's how it would sound if he'd say that the viewres are stupid.. "see people, that guy over there is stupid!" - > that's what he's saying...

how is it the same?

Maybe it sounded different in pokemon world, but it is what it is...

You misunderstood him, dummy..

[Foxxie0kun]

5 seconds into the intro, and I can already tell TAA was NOT exaggerating when he was ragging on your rampant arrogance and mentally stunted bullshit. Please, kiddo, stop pretending we give a shit. You'd have a great deal more viewers and a metric ton more likability if you dropped the shoot-cut-shoot-cut-edit bull and do what real vloggers do and do a continuous take. Sure, it's easier to edit cut-paste jobs, but it takes a brain to do a single (Or set of) continuous takes. Lazy bastard...

[SparkSSBM]

@tallica4lifegbrtdyDM someones butthurt

[Technecal]

@tallica4lifegbrtdyDM k.

[asgeirsveins]

@tallica4lifegbrtdyDM he has 1,736,843 subscribers and 636,723,894 views on his videos

[tallica4lifegbrtdyDM]

@asgeirsveins

There are alot of idiots in this world.

[Pedofied]

@tallica4lifegbrtdyDM a-hole i sub him and he's in the top 10 of people subbed on youtube so a shit load of people must be stupid

[tallica4lifegbrtdyDM]

@Pedofied

I couldn't have said it any better. You're one of the idiots.

[HOBOsnake]

@Pedofied Using "oh my god so many people do this, so many people do that." as an argument? Christ I thought people were smarter than this. RayWilliamJohnson makes the shittiest videos with him making unfunny jokes over decently funny videos and he has tons of subscribers too. Goes to show, youtube is a bunch of 12 year olds that don't know what true entertainment really is.

[beezaxe]

@Pedofied >he's in the top 10 of people subbed on youtube

>so a shit load of people must be stupid

You don't say?

[Visser0x]

@beezaxe well its should be a know fact that a good chunk of the planet thinks the sky is blue because it relfects off the ocean, which would mean a good chunk of the planet thinks water is blue.... thats alot of stupid people....

[beezaxe]

@Visser0x LOL WUT

[Visser0x]

@beezaxe 75% of the planet is stupid, which is why we don't have one unified nation or world peace.

[UDimwit]

@Visser0x And your excluded from that list of stupid people?...lol.. I think not...lol

[Pedofied]

@beezaxe XD god I have to delete my comments there's a decent amount of reply's :P

[UDimwit]

@tallica4lifegbrtdyDM I didnt know you wanted to be so much like him to say that... lmao

[AnEminemStan]

@tallica4lifegbrtdyDM This is the old Phill. The new Phill is great!

[sladunkaAa]

@tallica4lifegbrtdyDM fuck that i LOVED this phill he didn't, no wait- DOESN'T take shit from you little bitch town and said what he thought, not like you with your head up your ass and no opinion, now take your shit head out of your ass and fuck off.That wraps it up does't it?

[VoorkJTV]

@sladunkaAa lol retard alert weee oooo weee ooo weee oooo

[sladunkaAa]

@VoorkJTV Oh yes, i am so retarded..Meep.

[austinforprez]

@tallica4lifegbrtdyDM Umadbro? You wish you could make 5 figures a month. Unfortunately, your style of "douchebagness" isn't entertainment like Phil's is. Your just a poor piece of shit who jizzes his pants every time someone thumbs up his comments. Make your dumb comments into a living, then I'll be impressed.

[AtheistAnonym]

Now i see why TJ is leeching.

[xomiakas]

The question is: SXE, do you like to eat yourself?

[jeebzPB]

SxePhil, y u so sexy?

[IronmanVon]

Clothes and hair products don't make you any less ugly.

[AtheistAnonym]

@IronmanVon

ROFL, you joker.

[arisfromparis]

love how the pop up ad is for professional firearms training...

[bhough24]

you like fat penis on your inner cheeks

[playinboxes]

that google street view link is expired. Go figure.

[lionheardt]

lots of people on youtube trying to be your phil , sad things is some get more views then you and they arn't funny

[MetalEdge56]

You can't fix stupid

[SuperNoobTroll]

fart and make us take a whiff

[gaupaenazul]

This guy is so funny, lol and yes he is a realist and very funny :P parrrrrrrrrrrp (raspberry) Lol he he he he Ltmn (laugh thru my nose)

[gamervgd]

i was laughing like a maniac throughout this whole thing

[jiaani]

ok phil its 2011 and i just saw this vid believed the last part aaaaaand now i got herpes :(

[KeeperOfTheBeans]

3 years мось

[anMOOOOOOOSE]

I told that truth once. It was the best truth I ever told.....j/k

[kelliferpigg]

The substitute Teacher and student having sex happened at my school....In Missouri...not florida!

[Mindofpoet]

lol phil ... damn them herps ...

[purplepenguin91]

oh i love you phil :]

[morrisgib]

Y r you so angry in this post, :( x

[edgardudehaust]

we butter the bread with butter

[IssyRedbird]

Yay for stupid people! They make the rest of us feel smart! :D

[NemoBusy]

do you speed up the audio? ... Because dude u sound really annoying like this.

[highoncandy2000]

@NemoBusy he cuts out the time inbetween when hes talking

[xxdiogenescynicxx]

I hate this piece of shit.

[devildriverlambofgod]

Nice spray on tan, Wheres your affliction shirt?

[TheMike2426]

THIS GUY IS REALLY A WOMAN WITH SHORT SPIKEY HAIR IN THIS VIDEO.I COULDNT BELIEVE IT.

[JacksonDivilBiss]

@TheMike2426 0.0

[UrbanMiss]

I don't know why I love the way he says "situation".

[fltrekjc]

just want to say I hate my ex physics teacher of high school arellano was the most stupid person in the world. why does anyone allow to teach to students being such a loser and also such a bad iinfluence to students why don't instead put people smart to teach instead of bad influences for youth I feel raped by that teacher, in everysense, what a waste of life.

[simonhumby]

needs to try harder...

[pufycino]

You talk about asses and getting fucked in the ass too much. Do you have a secret that you wanna share with us?

[Bmanritchie]

Too bad that I missed out on classic sxephil

[Valstein0]

A circus, where at the end you get fucked in the ass no matter what. Are you talking about the Insane Clown Posse?

[DarthBane123]

wheres that "We like bread and buttter" song!

[jojojoey98]

dude i your funny

[Ac130ization]

you... are... fucking.. hilarious

[AppleGeniusPro]

bring this phil back!!!!!

[Jfrisella]

thanks for the rash advice. I'm feeling really good about that decision

[AlmightyPeanut1]

u sould b a comedian

[TheAtheistWanderer]

@AlmightyPeanut1

Why not? There's already plenty of shitty comedians out there already. He'd fit right in.

[Sonyoooo3]

All people are not stupid only easy to be cheated. My theory of stupid thing are people tax are being to build water dam that can create electricity and yet when the water dam is finish then people started paying money for electricity? Why pay for the electricity when a person can only pay for materials that are needed by collecting money and just pay the people that work inside the system for maintanance or cleaning?

[RedRoosterbabam]

@Sonyoooo3 " All people are not stupid only easy to be cheated. My theory of stupid thing are people tax are being to build water..." You sound kind of stupid.

[gondormon]

i like angry sxephil

[AwsmUsername]

@gondormon I only like the fact that he's angry

[MammaMia]

This is like a Lewis Black kind of episode.

[IbDiZc]

i couldn't tell if you meant that supid people comment or not but....

[SpahrSpahr]

i like bread and butter

[bluearchon2002]

go watch the google video. its funny as hell. the British dont know how to talk some times. they say priveacy instead of privacy lol

[cooneyification]

Actually I've never heard it spoken like that before. but hey you go on google so you must know everything!

[LeutnantDriessen]

I thought the reason you speak English in your country is because of British colonisation, that said, wouldn't they be pronounce words the way they are meant to be?

[rosydonut]

Lol..Wanker....Its you that fuck up our language mate...stupid yank.

[kenfo0]

LOL...."if stupid people didn't exist, I wouldn't have a show.". while you didn't mean it, boy, did you hit the nail on the head.

[gabrieldavis]

Dang my cousin , he got me hooked on your stinkin show!

Lol, good work though! ^_^

[audreyfofodrey]

your hand movements remind me of louis black

haah

[KupoWrath]

He reminds me of Dane Cook. Only a lot smarter, more interesting, better spoken and.. well... Just all around not like Dane Cook at all because Phil rocks to a level I can't even describe.

[gamingplan]

they really do.

when he says fucked in the ass

totally louis black :P

[iphonegenius95]

Its just a rash :P

[nnaco1010]

yea that lil boy is REALLLY DUMB or Gay because i wont say shit at all, noone is finding out shit, i dont want to share shit with nobody, so imma keep getting some. He musta had some great sex appeal for a woman to wanna fuck him. too bad he screwed that one up.

[MCRtierney]

omg! this vid was made on my 13th birthday! :D

[whoaitswhoa66]

DUDE u r basically a young lewis black wich is EPIC

[killaxclan]

people fight about the most random stuff on youtube...

oh yeah?

well... well...

PINEAPPLE!

what do you say to that?

[punuma89]

I say grapefruit!

[killaxclan]

coconut, bitch!

[SpaceAndrew]

PINEAPPLE DONT REAL

[dreidl19380]

What did you call me you Boysenberry?

Fruit you!

[killaxclan]

ill kick you in the cherries and grape you in the mouth

[Dcamilleri1]

cool ok :D

[Dcamilleri1]

BANANA!

[killaxclan]

you stupid strawberry

[dasnurk]

at some point you sounded like dane cook (no offense intended, i love to watch both of you)

[hannauuh25]

i <3 yer dimplesss .

[NaruSakon]

I agree...Phil is one good looking guy.

[SelenaTelling]

phil is HAWT :D

[christink55]

why do you menshion std 's every show

[eMiLiCiOuSx100]

y do u spell "mention" wrong but everything else right?

[TEHOMGZSTFUNOOB]

Why are you complaining about spelling when you can't even spell a three letter word correctly? You, and Why. I thought you learned this in grade 1?

[eMiLiCiOuSx100]

I meant to do that dumbass. I was abreviating to shorten the sentence. Or do you not know how to do that?

[TEHOMGZSTFUNOOB]

You still didn't spell a three letter word correctly there, and thus your bitching and moaning about his misspell is now irrelevant and -obsolete-.

[eMiLiCiOuSx100]

No you're just a dumbass and don't get what I'm trying to do. And don't even pretend that you don't abreviate.

[TEHOMGZSTFUNOOB]

Abbreviation? Internet "slang"? No, go scroll through my comments, I can spell a three letter word. This is what separates me from idiots like you. Oh and don't forget intelligence. And not being rude. SORRY PHIL. Anyways, yeah, so -now- you pull out your "speak 'n spell" to insult me huh? What happaned to "I AM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING, TO LOOK LIKE I CAN'T SPELL A THREE LETTER WORD!" and yet you spelled "You're" correctly in that sentence?

[eMiLiCiOuSx100]

Uhh I obviously CAN spell a three letter word! I'm doing it now.

[illdoitin5mins]

QUOTE "speak 'n spell" you can't spell a three letter word and QUOTE "happaned"

[merginoch]

To have intelligence, is to not bitch about slang.

Without slang, boring people like you would have to type in a whole paragraph jsut to prove 1 point.

BTW THATS WHAT SWEARING IS FOR :D

[zangipop21]

u is an abbreviation of the word you.....

[DizzyDior12]

No, it isn't. It's being a lazy mother fucker.

=]

[MrFreaky90210]

no shit shirlock

[zangipop21]

i was replying to something someone else said..

[stoneman1975]

Vox Populi = Cacophony of Dunces

[julietao96]

stupid ppl = all of us... everyone is smart in their own way which means everyone is also stupid in their own way! yippee! love this video!

[mrshadowXJ]

I always believe that but now it`s more complicated:the are 2 kinds of people;the horde,who just do what everyone else does and never bother about anything but the news and logic thinking people,who actually think logical and don`t do what everyone else does.many people on youtube are logic think people.you can find proove by reading the comments

[julietao96]

i dont really know how to reply to that but i shall reply anyway :D

[NarutoRocker31]

he sounded like dane cook at the end when he was tyalkin about the herpes lmfao XD

[GreaterMoron]

dude this guy says pretty much everything im thinking....except hes way better at putting it into words..hes a realist, keep it up love the vids