Mashed Taters - Flash

[pinksakurablossoms]

"What's...Taters, Precious? What's taters, eh!?" - That line cracks me up every time.

[kjmyuwefjuikleg]

I used to mash potatoes then I took an arrow to the elbow

[Wharwulif]

TATER FOR THE TATER GOD!!!! TATER FOR THE TATER GOD!!!!

[Assassinsrampage]

I used to boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Wharwulif]

@Assassinsrampage STOP!!!

YOU WERE VIOLATED IN THE KNEE!!!

PAY THE HEALER A FINE,OR SERVE FATE'S SENTENCE!!!

YOUR TAKEN ARROW IS NOW FORFEIT!!!

[OliIzzy]

Taters

[ArchmageMerkon]

someone please import this song into the original banana pone flash. i would lol

[Halfbloodalchemist]

holy hell i havent seen this in a long time lol. aah memories lol

[xMadFaceProductionsx]

they played this song at my girlfriends' prom in 2004. It was SO awesome hahaha

[blistex4]

TOMA

[34bettyeswimmer8]

hrm i am rich now

[JaneanRebecasj604]

so let me show you how far i can go

[theREALbkvaluemenu]

i watched this on albino blacksheep like 5 years ago haha

[jennicajill2]

@theREALbkvaluemenu FUCK YES. I couldn't remember where I had seen this the first time. I"m so glad you said that

[hellomynameisaustinw]

@theREALbkvaluemenu me tooooo!

[MrGingaVitis]

@theREALbkvaluemenu Oh I know right.

[stormfly77]

This is just so beautiful.

[JGcheese]

watched this 6 years ago xD

[xxxGo2tEmoxxx]

IM high after watching this. And i really want a potatoe now xD

[Tazmo607]

so weird listening through headphones. the "potatoes" switches from one ear to another D:

[DaBoomz13]

103 people dont like potatoes

[hectorssister]

christ..the bloody potato dances better than i do..

still, highly entertaining vid =P

[Nin167]

I liked it when they talked about potatoes.

[knockyoursocksoff3]

this is to funny and.....wait its not funny! its hilarious! anyhoo, this mash-up was very clever. did i mention funny- I mean hilarious?

[SL4GW4GG3N]

Omg im crying, im not even kidding, its hilarious!!!! XD

[Tounushi]

MO NAKED HOS

[toycandi]

Every time when i watch the movie & it gets to this part,i sing the song! lol

[zodiac909]

LMAO! some people have toooo much time on their hands :P

[jamesonknott]

I had to pause an hour and fourty minutes into the extended edition because this part rolled around and as soon as sam utters "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew" I knew I wouldnt be able to get this song out of my head till I listened to it a few times.

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

BOIL EM, B-B-B-BOIL EM, MASH EM, B-B-B- BOIL EM, B-B-B-BOIL EM, MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW. PO-TA-TOES.. PO-TA-TOES- ... PO-TA-TOES, PO-TA-TOES. B-B-B-BOIL EM, MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

seriously this is pure fucking gold :'D

[nhcrank]

What's taters, eh?

[shunkwugga]

Meanwhile, at Valve...

[thegammageek1]

Now I want taters...

[SethGisborne]

People from Idaho LOVE this music video. ;)

[killerofthingz666]

@SethGisborne yes we do:)

[neoduke007]

Someone sent this to me because of the Potato pack lol

[Cube210]

Portal 2 sent me here

[duncanspumpkin]

geese sometimes smell of 9 . . half - high low for teeth quick - big nossey lguna . Loses home Remove Max potato - orange module foam

[ChaotixDemon]

MEANWHILE AT DEJOBAAN

[ch33secake88]

DIE POTATO!!!

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

Lmfao!!! Epic fucking win!!

[h1ghstrung]

Win. I've missed this. Glad I found it again.

[P3sc]

I love the dancing potatoes.

[conformistforever]

ahh, third grade.... good times

[larrypie915]

@conformistforever dude! me too

[xxxbelivexxx]

this should have been a Superbowl commercial!

[sickel101]

So the Dwarves are scots, hobbits the Irish? (Or Native Americans, since that's where potaters originate.)

[Mithrandir901]

101 people got boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew

[geo58impala]

Hi do you know what loop beat was used in the video? i'd like to use it with your permission for my own loop beat songs please.

[pokexplosion21]

This is right up there with Taking the Hobbits to Isengard and Why is the Rum Gone. Cracked me up :)

[bunnyisblue]

this makes me smile so much.

[bomberguy06]

interesting how someone turns something so small in a movie & makes it into this

wonder what tolkien would think

[skudzer1985]

lol taters

[Mrqqqqqqconduit100]

i like soup

[TenouHaruka0]

100 people dont know what taters are, precious.

[BallerPimp3243]

he says stew in a funny way..... xD

[coolcarly25]

99 people should be boiled mashed and stuck in a stew

[hermionehp14]

Nobody can watch the original scene the same way after watching this! The song just plays in your head after he says it! ^_^

[Pucker7]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DISLIKE THIS GOLD!?

[nebulagirl11]

lol this is funny i love this and the "They are taking the hobbits to Isengard" parody deffinately adding to favourites

[jediNewby]

thats just annoying after about 3 seconds.

[TrueHeroNiNjA]

OH MY MUFFINBERRIES!!! ME AND MY FRIEND WERE SINGING THIS SONG ALL DAY IN SCHOOL TODAY!!! The whole class was like, "What the heck?!?!" lol Great stuff!

[Kanator101]

lmfao this video never gets old for me, LORT all the way bby! Legolas<3

[Cosdahgirls]

wowww....its a great songg for potatoes!!!

[smagnan19]

awsomeeeeeeeeeee taters all the fuckin wayyy!!!!

[ilovekirky1]

lol his face looks so funny when he say tatoes

[Ihasplague]

any time potatoes are mentioned in my house, this gets sung XD

[nylecrane2k7]

Is this the original, saw this years ago.

[fruityboy08]

I favorited it like over a year ago but I just liked it right now 0_o

[LostOddity]

Hmm...

I really want some potatoes.

[capnjax19]

Now that's just silly

[fpattenable]

I was just watching this scene. BEST THING EVER.

[panthereye24]

This is just ridiculously catchy :D

[clumpofdirt77]

awsome!

this is genius.

[burton13211]

whoever originally created this is a genius

[Willas123]

#OMG

[SSBBCPWIIGIRL]

EVIL VIDEO!!!!!!

i never get it out of my head ugh!

[eeegd94]

brilliant!

[HoosierMF]

Aagh I can't watch the original without thinking of this now!

[totoro9644]

ha!

[weaponzexpert95]

i liked the part where he sait potatoes lolz

[ilovepuppyinmypocket]

my head exploded from the WIN also......i feel like having taters now honest

[AKline117]

happy st patricks day!

[patricknelson]

LOL thanks.

[manlady19]

lol thank you

[manlady19]

lol thank you

[sallyjulia]

Lol!!! That wuz Hilarious!!!

[nordahl154]

NOSTALGIA ATTACK

[Deathshuck]

Yeah you and me both dude.

[RetardedTACOs]

POE TAIT TOES

[64cp4ever64]

LOL u say stew soo funny me and my brother were rotfl lol

[TimGraupner]

hey, your not funny.

[Blueprint690]

Lol stick em in MY stew

[dbajkthefirst]

if a potato company were smart they'd use this in an advert.

no one would resist their potatoes after seeing this...

[patricknelson]

It's brainwashing, man. On par with corporate America, I tell yahs.

[Nighthawk42493]

@patricknelson The govmt took ma babay!!!!

[Olmirz]

ROFL, whats taters?

[shugo541]

oh wow

so much win!

[maximas95]

ive seen it be4 but this one is better the other one... the words were like 10 sec b4 they said them

[trainman238]

Absolutely EPIC. Never saw it before now.

Wow. Amazing. haha.

[XxXForsakenTearsXxX]

WOW. that was terrible. and that's why im giving it a 5/5 stars =]

[patricknelson]

LOL

[newtoothbrush]

i feel the opposite

[TheShazbah]

I disagree. Nothing can beat that remix, not even 'why is the rum gone'. Yeah I said it!

[bomberguy06]

sam and gollum should make some sort of rap or hip hop band together, gandalf could be their manager

[afareni]

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

lotr rox WoW is for fags

[wigster600]

actually ive got better things 2 do than listen to cheap songs like this and the better thing i have 2 do is play on world of warcraft (must waste life)

[steve5041]

It's simple but fun, if you can't appricieate that then go stick your head in the sand (or WoW, whatever suits you)

[keets0]

Been like 3 years since i've last heard this and somehow it would get stuck in my head at random times.

Broke down and had to search for it.

Thanks for the upload patrick. :)

[patricknelson]

And you're welcome for making it, too, not just uploading.

[keets0]

@patricknelson Thank you for creating such a catchy tune. I first saw it on albino black sheep. I don't visit there much any more, but they had some cool stuff a few years back.

Cheers to your creativity seeing light. Knocking back a brew to you.

[mcfugget]

@keets0 same here, i heard it about 4 years ago, and i havnt forgotten since. i finally decided to search for it again. best song ever :D

[hughesphillip]

@keets0 that's exactly the same as me, i saw it 3 years ago on albinoblacksheep . com

and it's been stuck in my head all week for some reason

[MrHathouse]

@keets0 Me too! love this song so much :D

[leiigha1]

@keets0 hahaha the same with mee! :)

[Dwrek3838]

@keets0

exactly :)

[zicka47]

Awsome.lol

[ffhk1]

i have to listen to this whenever i make taters

[Iltbsm]

Gollums "buargh" right before "boil 'em" is funny as hell.

[Iltbsm]

Okay Sam, take a deep breath, I think I got youre point. But hey, keep nasty chips!

[schooljunke]

Mysterygoogle brought me here...

awesome.

[Shaunt1]

Greatest flash video ever!

[ashleyk329]

two words... fucking amazing

[nohface]

now when i see this scene in the movie i hear the song XD

[alexdahottie]

lmao xDD

[lucary789]

does any1 else think it looks like a dancing shit lol :D

[patricknelson]

LOL, yes... I imagine it's got about the same IQ level.

[Gmanvr3]

good god, the 1st time I heard this song in of all places...

A low gravity, panzer rockets only server in a game called "Wolfenstien: Enemy Territories". The walls were flashing all the colors of the rainbow and this song was playing in the background.

I'm glad I remembered that song and found it.

[jinnwarior]

wuts taters eh?

[simzproductionz]

Omg I haven't seen this in YEARS!!! Can't believe I found it lol.

[brickfilms1954]

What We Need is a few Good Tater !

[ikornar]

what's taters?

[brickfilms1954]

PO-TA-TOES

[rockfootfootfoot]

I feel bad for the potatoes.

[fireballexplosion]

yeah, but if you look at them after they are mashed they are still happily smiling, :)

[tylr322]

theres so much lame stuff out there, this is not one them. rofl

[brickfilms1954]

Boil em Mash em Stick em in a stew

[MageApocolyptia]

omg so funny... i love LOTR but this is just hilarious =D

[shadowclaw193]

WTF........XD

[erik0is0epic]

omg this shit is so fuckin funny

[experiencedspirit]

taters..

[mondenkindqueen]

Anybody else getting hungry? Anyone?

[geesquared1]

Albino fucking blacksheep.

[Dn2kproductions]

Haven't heard this for like 4 years rofl

[xo0OJOEYO0ox]

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

[patricknelson]

Thanks.

[CauseAndCatastrophe]

pure win.

[SunnyDays9]

i cant stop listening to this song... its so catchy

[Tiduszcoasters]

The one that started it all

FAVIE!

[d3thomega]

Ahhh sweet 'ol nostalgia.

[N1gh7Ph03n1x]

watch this shit when you're baked like a po-ta-toe. fucking scrazy.

[Zand0rk]

I'm hungy.

[AxxonUnit5]

This was on Albino Blacksheep. I saw it when I was about 7.

[ITSAJACKAL1111]

same

[darkfang12376]

Oh My God... Genuis, plain and simple... I cant get it out of my head!

[pikachu588]

what we need is a few good taters.

[LOTRHPWeirdAlfan]

Who ever thought of this is a legal genius!

[NotSoViolentToy]

0:46 - 0:49 the best

[Spottedpaw12]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lmbo, when someone bothers me from now on, i'm saying 'boil u mash u and stick u in a stew!'

[bigjoestaters]

lol this is were i got my name from

[rush1er]

Gives em to us raw...and wriggling!

[TheZadak]

the potatoes?

[blakedawg76]

The song is over but it won't stoooooop.

LOL

[jellyfoush]

Boiled, mashed or stewed potatoes anyone?

[derek4902]

voices inside my head saying potatoes potateos taters boil em mash em stick em in a stew

[dinosore9]

lmao golem's voice at the end is halarious

[XbirthdayXmassacreX]

my brother made one up about mosquitoes. "swat 'em, spray 'em, hit 'em with a shoe"

XD

[Partyboywithkeg]

taters!

[yahoohkdavid]

potatoes?