Shit Queer Grrrls Say

[transcndentalme]

Processing in the Pacific Northwest is called "Unpacking". I have cannot express how many times I have heard that.

[lesbiautchYlesbitron]

cant*

[lesbiautchYlesbitron]

Ahahah wow this is so fkd up and fkn fun! Idk to to be pist by i canty stop smiling:D

[SalaTrash]

How many cats are to many cats?

There are NEVER TO MANY CATS! OAO

Just not enough people or space to give them all they want and need

bow down infront of your feline overlords

[SpadeTakesJack]

LMAO okCupid

[ffets]

shit i loooooooooooooooove this!!!!

[keeeepinitrealll]

Ugh god I say way too many of these things. This is awesome.

[HypeSociety]

yes to all of this.

[OneClassActt]

you talk girlyer than me

[eternallyadream]

@abrahammm no sir, you are incorrect.

[ohstellaaaa]

While I loooved this video, it also assumed that all queer women were really just lesbians... I'm queer, and I like all genders.

[Muppz]

@ohstellaaaa now, THAT is such a queer thing to say XD weird it's not in the vid. XD It's just for fun anyways, you know:) what you're saying is actually a bit funny, because lots of things she says is just not for lesbians but could go for queers too? Dunno? Peace gurrrl

[kerry31088]

Omg this is so true lol.

[Sackobooks]

Is Miranda July a lesbian? And Rachel Maddow? Damn, I really don't pay attention to this stuff.

[OHMYGOSHitsSARA]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

[bookofthedead]

My liberal arts college is not queer enough :(

[jessica23claire]

"Social Justice is hot right now" Ohreally? *sly grin*

LINE UP GIRLS, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A SOCIAL JUSTICE CAPTAIN (who happens to be a lesbian). :P

[Marina14151617]

"That is so Shane!" The L Word!!!!! *--*

[neoncatsss]

OMG she said Miranda July kasdnjskadnaj

[Hedytf]

Funniest Shit say ever....

[pilsburydoebtch]

Okcupid!!! Bahhhhaha

[MrSONGTHESING]

"So.. I'm digging your bike"

Perfect pick-up line

[heartwrench]

this is really funny! hah. also, i have never heard anybody say "brunch" in a cuter way.  just sayin'.

[MontannaRaeM]

I love cats

[5forestfire]

Will you marry me?

[iCycle92]

Omg your so hot...but I'm gay... so

[epinkert]

nailed it!

[toiletresin]

This is hilarious! You really nailed the topic.

[markojenn]

I wish we were friends, you have cool hats.

[alaskanveggie]

THIS. I have said almost all of these things. As have ALL of my gay friends, my girlfriend, my ex, and everyone else who identifies as queer at the women's college I go to. LOVE THIS SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH.

[LizzieMagicFace]

700% accurate oh god 

[celestooo]

is she from smith???? :))

[tsitsho90]

@celestooo close...bryn mawr ;)

[niVanityxX]

This is SO hilarious!

[emotionalxx3]

YES.

[marsjunkiegirl]

everyone at my college is like this

and because I'm not, they think I'm straight and /or unattractive

WAE

[MonickBruhh]

Your fricking cutee(: (:

[probablyarabic]

oh my FUCKING GOd this video is so accurate

[TrishaMVW]

dude. this blew my mind. I've heard absolutely every one of these phrases from my friends. spot on trashydyke *thumbs up*

[n1kk1t1n3]

there is no such thing as too many cats :)

[Abbytater]

"And it's like, the cat from Best Coast, except it's Wavves."

OH MY GOD WORST TATTOO EVER.

This was hilarious.

[superduperdurkadurk]

"She has a cat? SHE'S PERFECT."

"Prrrrrrrfct."

>FTFY

[Otterley07]

I've only ever said two of those things: 'I love cats' and 'Kristen Stewart is definitely gay.' Though to be fair I do say those two things A LOT.

[faarooq5]

I do not understand shit queer grrrls say i was like -_- for 4:02

[empathee07]

Omygod i died laughing! awesome

[roxyndra]

"How many cats is too many cats?"

"I need you to stop wearing my clothes."

I'm dead.

[time0space0witch]

in my group of friends its more like...

"KITTY!"

"omg, you read homestuck? marry me."

"you'll COSPLAY WITH ME?! ...marry me."

"omg, you're so cute, lets move to Connecticut - " "you have a girlfriend." "BUT SHE'S ADORABLE!"

....there's a lot of "lets get married" jokes.... i wonder whats going to happen when someone proposes for real....

[loveislovepeaceis]

Oh my Kathleen Hanna is gay? :0

[krempa78]

It's not even funny, because this is completely what my life is like.

[lesliedraffin]

this is so shane! <3 from a straight married woman!!



[gelingelingx]

Fuck me, this is hilarious! I was, like, lesbian but than I took an arrow in the knee. Now i'm queer. Anyways, I love it. Thank you (:

[superduperdurkadurk]

@gelingelingx It's moments like this that make me love the internet. Gayness + Skyrim = best comment ever.

[missyBoo01]

"judith butler.."... too true

[sabrina27ize]

LMFAO this is freaking EPIC

"she has a cat?!...SHE'S PERFECT" hahahaha that's meeeee XD

also...

"Kristen Stewart is so gay" wow that's creepy...I said that like seconds before watching this vid... :O

[FishrFRiEnds12]

I'm glad to know it's not just women at my college.

[PumpkinRouge]

Forever reblog.



[AmcFame35]

Aha my exs are crazy.. --

[poopluff]

LOLOLOLOLL THANK YOU FOR THIS

[courtneekarma]

great video! yay lesbians <3

[xxhxcsmilexx]

this shit is gay. <3

[morganfreemanismydad]

i love tune-yards, hahah. :P

[SammyKeyes11]

"You can't date a girl with a shitty Tumblr." These are the words of the truth.

[MrSecretStories]

"she has a cat? she's perfect!"

[eronamoanasauraus]

gpoy on the netflix comment.

[the10thjenerator]

Thank you, thank you, thank you for using S-K. Brings me back to my high school days of listening to them on my CD player on the bus.

[lebothedork1]

I just fell in love..... with this video.

[spjbfalaful]

yes

[MRsNErdyCHic]

ur video is so funny ha ha why are straight guys so ugly ha ha

[onyxkatze]

"i liked you better when you were femme."

HAH.

[TheAJMobileChannel]

"We are going to that Tegan and Sara concert" OMG yes.

[cmtsoccer9]

There is no such thing as too many cats

[88TheTwitch]

This is freaking hilarious. Best part, my ex sent it to me, and she is vegan and loves cat. Love this!!!

[everythinginbetweenX]

I lost it at "You look like such a hipster."

[teaandcakeordeath]

hey fellow women's college kid. mad love from an MHC grad

[iam88j]

Why are straight guys so ugly? lol!

[gigja88]

but IS scrapbooking too heteronormative??



[graacekaaten]

i am madly in love with this and you are absolutely adorable

[justbrushed]

Awesomer!

[THEGREATESTEVA007]

Love it. -3

[TheAshBash7]

what's your tumblr? :)

[gheistlicheaugen]

I know nothing about lesbians other than that I usually think they are cool.

[WhoaKaela]

apparently im only queer cuz i love etsy lol

[KatieINGL1s]

I love you :0 MARRY ME

[ALOV3R43V3R]

You are sooo gay ;)

Ps: This is great shit!!

[swampmiel]

never too many cats. also THIS IS MY LIFE AHHHH

[catalinajohansson]

waittt

this is the best!

hahaha

specially the hanging out with my girlfriend's parter

omg...

i died!

[evansjoneskv]

haha. tegan and sara concert :) your adorbs :)

[DaniBugFishtale]

Fucking hilarious made my day!!!! ;P

[NeuroticKneeKey]

this was huh-larious! i don't personally say all of these things...but to be honest i think i may start haha :D great video, adorbz queer, way to go!!!

[eelinnnn]

omg you're living ma life. win.

[Taratreehugger]

Not only is this video amazing, but the conversation its stirred up is awesome too! I didn't know that most women lisp! Hi everybody! Nice to meet you all!

[lauracamarda]

loves, you are adorable

[cassandrapua]

This is just too fabulous for words!! I'm a 65 year old dyke and I almost peed my pants laughing. Thank you so much...this gives me such hope. BTW...How many cats is too many cats?

[themonkeywrench]

You are so cute I can't handle it.

[MrTishaeia]

to be clear, for the video. not for the below comment.

[MrTishaeia]

thank. you.

[Tatsuyoujo]

I don't see how any of this has anything to do with being queer. I'm bi, and I don't say any of this. I know other queers, and they don't say any of this, at least not around me. Wtf?

[workyourblondexo]

love

[jsteuwe]

I think im in love with her <3

[mcbabers]

So. Fucking. Accurate. 

[ladiiIntellect]

LMAO@"i need you to stop..earing my cloothes..." hahahahaha! yer a genius, love!! such a cute video! ;)

[Yryyyys]

you are cuuuute! 

[ExaggeratedCool]

Oh god, i haven't gotten to the lesbian dating scene yet and I dont know now. Oh no.

[radicalmermaidz]

makes me hate myself. 

[radicalmermaidz]

it's offensive.



[frankengrrrl]

hi date me?

[caseycass]

you're so femmey in your mannerisms and so boyish in your dress! why are queer girls and gay boys becoming one?

[tsitsho90]

@caseycass i'm female-identified and masculine-presenting but i definitely enjoy fucking with gender expectations...i would say that it's less queer girls becoming gay boys and more people rejecting the gender binary and just being people :)

[junipermama1]

@tsitsho90 I think I just fell in internet-love with you.

(Are you on OkCupid?)

[mdrogitis79]

@tsitsho90 ....and its hot!

[EveryoneLovesAHero]

@tsitsho90 lmao i love you! we can name our kids Barack and Piper and adopt them from Vietnam.

[JLax96]

@tsitsho90 FUCK YEAH

[sweeneywi]

@tsitsho90 I'm a queer boy-identified person. I have said almost everything in this video previously and fuck gender binaries!

[dog1280]

So many L word refs. Haha so good. xD

[StarInkyness]

'I'd stop sleeping with her... but I kind of like hanging out with her dog.' Oooh my god I have not laughed this hard in as long while. xDD Thank you.

[noisefreak50]

I liked you better when you were femme. bahahaha

[valiuminthesunshine]

Why ARE lesbian movies so bad?

[turtlewings]

Will you be my best friend?!?

[MilkHermit]

This is hilarious. omg.

[jessicakatemaria]

This is so true and you're cute.

[ignoringkelsey]

Stop laughing *

[ignoringkelsey]

This video makes my life. I can't laughing at how great this is. I would adore you.

[rayonismvideos]

this, is amazing

[carolinedebev]

love.

[jwickha1]

This is probably the funniest of the genre I've seen so far, totally dead-on, go Tri-Co (I'm a senior queer at Swat)

[kkellard13]

This is awesome. So so so true

[qandawithkristin]

Hilarious! Literally verbatim!

[lemonbones]

Spot on :) good work!

[WheezyFmaMi]

This chick is fu*kin' dope!

[i4kiss2girls0]

i love your video!!!!!

[xxhxcsmilexx]

Rock on Kate!

[iMitchyB]

Nice!

7 people are closet cases and are just jealous.

[glacialuplift]

Did you go to Antioch?

[tsitsho90]

@glacialuplift i'm a senior at bryn mawr :D

[liberalsiege]

@tsitsho90 that is just perfect. <3

[eojohnso]

@tsitsho90 I knew you went to a women's college! ♥ This is pretty spot-on in every way. Thanks for making it. ~ a Smithie

[eloquentchild]

Too good.

[RunningOnFull]

Excellent insight! lol Even though this was a parody, I was still shocked by how many of these phrases I've heard my lesbian friends say verbatim :O

[DistantAll]

Why are there any dislikes? This shit is awesome

[laylayplay]

this is SO good. amen.

[kstamoulis07]

A witty parody delivered by an incredibly cute queer. Win.

[DistantAll]

Cracking me up

[MsJennifever]

Why is she lisping like a gay man?

[tsitsho90]

@MsJennifever i had a speech impediment as a kid but i guess it's still there? :(

[MsJennifever]

@tsitsho90 Way to make me feel bad. I thought you were doing it on purpose in a confused attempt to portray a stereotypical homo. Apologies.

[TheChicalet]

@tsitsho90 That was kind of a lame question... I didn't notice a lisp... And why would it matter anyway?

[MsJennifever]

@TheChicalet I thought the lisp was affected, aka done on purpose as a misguided comical effect. Whoops!

[dtraite]

@tsitsho90 I still have my speech impediment, and I'm a trans guy. I used to be partly deaf. No worries!

[windylea]

@tsitsho90 If it's any comfort, I don't hear a lisp, nor do you sound "like a gay man". (Though, there wouldn't be anything wrong with that, and I don't really get what MsJennifever is calling a lisp...)

[Eledear]

@tsitsho90 I think it's extremely adorable (:

[junipermama1]

@tsitsho90 No, you don't have a speech impediment. Somebody's just being an ass. The nebulous "they" think that gay men stereotypically have lisps because most women (straight and gay) lisp a little. We're so used to it that it's usually only noticeable when men do it-- and I guess also when lesbians do it?-- because it's something we subconsciously read as straight-cis-female behavior. Also, that is soooooooo heteronormative.

[tinkleforannie]

@MsJennifever I've noticed that gay girls and gay guys often talk the same and have the same gestures. I know a lot of gay girls that say they're a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

[RedSweater02]

LOVE IT!

[sixtieschick5]

this is my life...

[shivvWhore]

Oh God, I signed up for okcupid last week.. Awkward.. This is my life.

[UncleKokonuts]

Fixie's!! oh oh oh oh yeah!!!

[crazysingaholic]

Omg She is so hot!!!!

[bestemore]

oh my GOD

[annarainbows]

GURLLLLL

This be my life

[trqfan89]

hahaha love it! one of my favorite renditions of the 'Shit girls say' videos, and its so true i have said many of those things before, make that today lol

[blueribbonbunny]

Like any good "Shit that ___ say" video, This is both offensive and so realistic. Every queer i know is directly quoted in this video, and i love it :)

[gigglesthebloody]

I never realized how much of a queer girl I am until I watched this video lol. I've said at least half of these things if not more. Love it.

[somekindofbecca]

Well hello there me and so many of the people in my life...

[starjones]

I like this better than brunch or Etsy combined.

[moochicago]

this is brilliant. and so true!! is it also cliche that i sent it to my girlfriend immediately?

[pigofrohan]

I love this WAY too much

[anarkitsch]

you're way adorable! <3

[perramaldito]

:)

[electrocrip]

i've said most of this ! love the " is scrapbooking heteronormative?" and I've had lenghty discussions,possibly involving references to Judith Butler and Jack Halberstam about whether or not non-profits are mainstream!!! and goodness, I do miss having brunch with my crew now that i've moved for school!

[badbassnine]

i used to be a girl and it still sounds like me...

[spsurfer27]

This just sounds like most of the 'hipsters' in Seattle. lol Bravo though.

[dbluvsuANDred]

OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE PEACHES

[emochuu]

this is so funny, it's doing the rounds of tumblr too btw, it's got like 900 reblogs.

[mymymetrocard88]

I love this video, and I love you.

[Birdiebott]

This is great!