Goat vs american soldier fighting back headbutt Funny Video

[cintagoyangdangdut]

funny very funny

[dust4us]

It's so funny

Thanks

[MrSuperiorKind]

@CrimsonWilder2226 yep, use his cock to stop ur momma pussy!! i bet it will be fun to see how your slutty mom moans

[spankyhamdj]

this is how USA spend money... OUR MONEY!!!!

[AwesomoKickass]

this is were out tax money goes :P

[EwAtSoN27]

Hahahaha!! That's too funny!

[lago4]

how about "send a soldier a camera with more than 2 kilopixels"?

[thatonemanlee]

yup canadians soldiers are proffesionals at doing nothing lol.

[MrHEC381991]

goat 1

man o

[Asfltbrnr]

Boredom+ goat= a lot of fun rofl lmao this is funny as hell 

[Tropicsca]

Im glad i dont live in america so i dont have to pay for that. Our Canadian soldiers are what you call...professional? Yeah.

[HowdyAdzy]

@Tropicsca I agree. Respect to Canada, from Britain.

[ProtestantIRA]

@Tropicsca Like your soldiers dont do stupid stuff like this to try and keep themselves from going nuts from boredom.

[Marinermandrone]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you... MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK lol

[CrimsonWilder2226]

lol that goats afraid of no man! 

[NocturnalF0x]

The goat is like FU lol

[mav3r1ck69]

Actually the dude had balls going up against the goat, those things could punch your spine into a concertina if your unlucky. Great stuff. Weird thing, what is with the hate comments..damn keyboard warriors again.

[petervrintenvrinten]

the sergent makes a fool of himself and makes free commercials for acting without brains, but he'll have to be on trial on the International court against the most evel war crimes ever in The Hage, but I think he hasen't red the newspapers or the media in the USA are not informed yet. They surely will be informed soon. First we will have to get the trial to the former yoegoslavian butcher Mladic. The americans don't have to be afraid that they be trialed to jail,

why not, usa they are hanged

[IrishPub98]

@petervrintenvrinten calm down they deserve to have fun there fighting there asses off and ur sitting on the computer complaining

[MsLadyDarkside]

@petervrintenvrinten Hm. I think it would be easier to understand what you are saying, if it was in cohesive and comprehensive english. Grammer and spelling check are our friends. And, also, until you have to fight and worry every minute of every day, I think clowning a little is more than deserved.

[petervrintenvrinten]

@MsLadyDarkside Ilove you

[jamiecoller]

nice fight ....lol

[manchewl]

the goat fight better thn the fucking dumb US army

[CrimsonWilder2226]

@manchewl shut the fuck up pussy.

[Infernoman48]

yep,....... we're fucked if the goats invade

[imacookieSF]

I bet they do this in Russia.... with bears.

[DtodaH]

We used to do this with our football helmets on the farm... But the goats were WAYYYY bigger!

[luthmhor]

Funny, but I hope he knows how easily he could get a serious neck injury from that, herniate some discs, or fracture a vertebra, at the very least it compresses the spinal column, the neck is a very fragile area for people, easily injured :/ I never would have said something like this, but I hurt my back a couple years back and I've been paying for it, after an injury you realize just how easy it is to seriously eff yourself up.

[AnitoPictures]

@luthmhor Chill, they are bored, Boredom is a deadly sin, they are only doing what they could to avoid sinning

[carbonrocket]

Very funny. Nice for the troops facing such dangers to have some fun. Kep safe all!

[future89danger]

The goat fights better than American soldiers

[IcampWithmarathon]

@future89danger The goat fights better than a guy on his desktop.

[15peewee12]

How did the al qaeda train a goat?

[archiaskcommando]

Goat: The infidels have invaded my yard... Now it's my chance to fight back! "HIIYAHHHH" *Boom* Dang Kevlar hurt meh little skull.

[ArbysOvenMitt]

@stevenlovesvicky

AMERICA! fuck yeah. best damn country in the world

[curtis0360]

@mashsa209 i b et you wouldnt be saying that if americas military comes knocking

[curtis0360]

@ mahsa i bet you wouldn't be saying that when americas military might comes knocking on your door

[mahsa209]

@curtis0360 try me,hahah.....

[petervrintenvrinten]

@curtis0360 knock back

[mahsa209]

america is the biggest coward in the world...

[thehulk3010]

@mahsa209 XD!!!

Indonesia

LOL!!!!

[devildogkilo]

AWESOME!!!



[IzDatChick]

wtf lol

[milwifenumb1]

way to test those helmets....roflmao

[longhunter63]

funny



[ArtistikVision]

this is fucking awesome...

[kellikel13]

@mahsa209 fuck off

[xlivebaitx]

@mahsa209 suck a dick.

[mahsa209]

@xlivebaitx come on...its fun to see they die,

[SirCrepitus]

This was a fun video to watch. Those troops needed some good clean fun. Laughs galore for them.

[NorCALREDNECK96]

and this is how to fight a terrorist goat the american way

[Furik1792]

forever a soldier

[geck0s0ld1er]

With all that trauma, he probably won't know what to do with a pre-paid phone card

[lordcakedude75]

Thats why the US needs to produce new, better goat fighting equipment. introducing the G-0AT500! perfectly designed to kill all goats in your way, no need to headbutt them back!

[1822MC]

Lol USMC 78-82 God bless our troops

[nickglotus]

very funny guys... keep safe

[thundermaggie182]

Brainless morons who clearly have no respect for animals... how about other human beings?

[Possummam]

@thundermaggie182 WTF are you talking about?

[flaw3d1]

@Possummam pay no attention to him think he wants attention

[Possummam]

@flaw3d1 I think you are right

[MASDERCHEEFOrigin]

@thundermaggie182 It's not that the guy has no respect for the goat, he's just playing a game with it, really. it's not like he harmed the goat in any way, since they were born to headbutt and have pretty thick skulls as a result of generations of headbutt competitions to win mates. a standard issue helmet would have virtually no effect on the goat, and I'm sure the animal was enjoying headbutting that soldier down. some people should really learn to be less hostile towards other cultures.

[EbPx96]

@thundermaggie182 i think you are the brainless moron.

[TheYeti67]

artillery..........

[kakasanti]

Who get the girl at the end?

[AdrenalineAndLove]

The US Marines: fighting the sheep al-Qaeda fucks.

[commentnotapproved1]

Hey, stop acting a goat and get back to killin' people!!

[DrSurprise]

i'd be more scared of a goat than insurgents

[cpu1917]

Goat 1, US Army 0 lol

[blobby1972]

no one ever resolved an issue by BUTTING HEADS

[uglyamerican69]

ONLY GOAT I FUCKED WAS LIPSANDASS, REALLY UGLY GIRL WITH COTTAGE CHEESE DRIPING EVERYWEAR. I THOUGHT SHE WAS A HOOKER BUT LATER LEARNED SHE IS AN E GOING HOME FOR HER ACTIONS. AS AN O5 I WISH YOU THE BEST. YOU SHOULD WATCH HOW YOU TALK ON THESE POSTS. VA WILL REVIEW, THEY MAY GIVE YOU A GOAT.

[Lipsandass]

HEY EVERYONE, UGLYAMERICAN69 FUCKS GOATS!!!!!! THAT IS REALLY DISGUSTING!

[uglyamerican69]

Just what kind of 72 virgins does this goat get after the BBQ? Wyoming or Montana "virgins"? That was too funny; thanks for the smile. Few and far between; smiles not goats. Keep the faith.

[Arbin321]

Sheep: Baaaahhhh

Soldier: HA!!!! Fuck you sheep

Sheep: Baaaahhhallah akbar!!!!!!!!

[thybigballs]

51 taliban voted thumbs down. We will find you.

[Lipsandass]

Damn goat whooping a soldier"d ass! Our damn military is no damn good!!!!!

[uglyamerican69]

@Lipsandass They named the goat, "lips and ass" after you. This video shows just how pissed the goat was to share the name with you. Best part was the goat did not have to put lips on ass, and it way better looking than that ghetto pic. Stop tossing salads with mint jelly for Twinkies as payment, this goat is not a whore. You disrespect the goat, seems he is a friend of our "damn" military. Sucks you are such a pig that a goat threatens your big fat ugly self. Do some pt fatty; and enlist. PIG!

[Lipsandass]

@uglyamerican69 I know you didn't just go there.....UGLYAMERICAN..THAT NAME MUST FIT YOU!!!!! I WAS BEING FUNNY, TRAITOR. I served in the Air Force and Naval Reserves...what did you do to this goat? You must have fucked it. avenging your love by running to it rescue.......I bet you tossed this goat's salads real good because you are defending it....you need to read some comments of mine..then read the goats. But you won't care because you fuck goats for free...

[yomamapoops]

That goat fights better than al qaeda

[gael638]

@yomamapoops aye and he also did a pretty good job of showing up GI jerkoff

[GravityPowerful]

fail army

[freetruth2012]

oh man, I bet the tree huggers and peta freaks are goin nuts on this one lmao

[AmericanBadass60]

you gotta love america

[TheSlavicThunder]

Ok i get it ,American soldiers are full time retards !

[javiery1990]

@TheSlavicThunder fuck you.. they're just having fun

[DifangDuana]

@TheSlavicThunder

Having fun with a ram is a lot less retarded than hazing new conscripts and driving them to suicide, no?

[TheSlavicThunder]

@DifangDuana same shit ....

[JSwordsmen]

XD



[Yervand117]

the goat is a spy

[dope69show]

I bet those towel heads would lose to a couple of those goats haha America numbah 1

[AlvinSpitoon]

Bayonets, eat your heart out.

We are charging the front lines with our helmets now XD

[jrevels4]

IM CONVINCED! we need sheep skull infused in our helmets! itll sell like sham fuckin wow or oxy clean! BILLY MAYS WHERE U AT?....... oh wait.... nvm

[koryworm]

@jrevels4 too soon man to soon :(

[jrevels4]

@koryworm ha my bad

[TheR88R]

Allah Ack-BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-r

[DeltaHardcore]

i bet the goat is smarter ;)

[NunyaDammeBiznis]

Goat 1 : Soldier 0. The soldier should feel lucky to have that helmet. The goat almost had him good.

[BoyMunkey08]

Taliban train their sheep well!

[xFightSport]

That goat can "headbang" :D

[DoubleDee984]

heheheh thats was so cute lol

[bledingse]

no wonder americans are so dum

[EliteDarknessScyther]

@bledingse At least we can spell "Dumb".

[angelofsol]

Some of you have no idea how bored these guys get over then on the little bit of off time they have when they're not eating, showering, or sleeping. I don't see anything wrong with this. Yeah, it's a bit silly but it's good clean fun. No airmen nor the goat were hurt.

[angelofsol]

Some of you have no idea how bored these guys get over then on the little bit of off time they have when they're not eating, showering, or sleeping. I don't see anything wrong with this. Yeah, it's a bit silly but it's good clean fun. No airmen nor the goat were hurt.

[IslamTheLoveOfMyLife]

@angelofsol

They usually let off steam by killing innocent people. Google "US kill team" - Just ONE example. Plenty more out there of your "heroes"

[WHHRaider]

@IslamTheLoveOfMyLife so what sometime you get so bad eggs i don’t see how you could judge the military as a hole over a few men’s actions most of those people get cort marshaled second good men go bad sometime when your getting shot at and your friends die everyone to you becomes the enimy so cool it

[jrevels4]

@IslamTheLoveOfMyLife oh yeah ive seen that.... its not as bad as all those beheadings that the taliban does though. i mean leats put this in perspective, they killed innocents and so did the taliban, however which side practices terrorism on their own people? in fact who actually invented the "terrorist philosophy and tactics" the middle east and the Taliban only capitalize

[cumbustable1]

the men who headbutt goats

[speakeasyx]

Dude, the goat's got more common sense than most of these asinine commenters.

[xDeficationx]

Man, Screw Dem! U.S.A Kicks Ass!

[DanielBordeaux1]

USA USA WE arethe best in the world!!!!

[11Washington11]

Gotta love the anti-american trolls out there

[LetsPlayPsycho]

love is in the air -3

[SuperComedywatcher]

that's chuck norris's goat

[Siluriuskaeso]

For youtube's usual crowd of Overly passioned animal rights activists:

That soldier is probably more hurt than the goat will ever be :)

[TheBassgorilla]

we are so fucked if the goats decide to invade... lol

[TheFunkadelicFan]

Retarded and gay.

[wvufanngarner]

hey, that goat killed 23 iranians in the 80's. better not fuck with him.

[rnorthro14]

Hearts and minds. Hearts and minds.

[ultrazeen380]

dont worry there just combat training with the talaban concubine

[senorNutsack]

damn the taliban know our weakness

[12eebok]

@senorNutsack Lol way to steal top-rated comments from other vids you unoriginal hack

[senorNutsack]

@12eebok lol whatever queer

[senorNutsack]

@12eebok get a life maybe?

[12eebok]

@senorNutsack Right back at ya

[win2kpro]

Oh and btw whos terrorist?

People who are fighting for their country or who are invading it?

[eurasianchica]

@win2kpro taliban is not fighting for their country. it's not like afghan people are fighting to protect their land- in fact they are working with usa against the taliban rule. the taliban only wants to take power in afghanistan.

[win2kpro]

@eurasianchica

Oh yeah, Taliban is fighting for their country, they are not invading USA ;) although they might be in the future who knows!

Remember that Taliban is Pashtun, they are the second largest ethnic groups of both Pakistan and Afghanistan.

[win2kpro]

Stupid yankees, its a sheep NOT a goat

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

we at least the goat shows his face for a fight not putting down IEDs like the scummy terrorists.

[clayton7m]

Thats hilarious. I would do something like that to pass the time in the middle of a fucking desert.

[epiphanyinsight]

LOL you guys are having too much

[Sasabune]

Now that's what REALLY happens when you stare at a goat.

[LordPopeyeAlphaDog]

That  goat was saying get-some, get-some in goeatese...

[JAaNukafg]

this is not an american GOAT!!!! XD

[GeneticRealityFilms]

Show some respect, this insurgent came out from hiding and took us head on like a man!

[H3LLK3RN]

wow, I bet that goat is a war veteran

[71tankerman]

Show some respect guys-- that is some insurgent's Significant Other!

[elchicanojp]

Funny videos, fun times in Iraq,...

Guess the goat won =)

[throbule]

A Muslim walks into a mosque laughing.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well I live by the railway and on my way home last night, I saw a young woman tied to the rails, like in American movies.

I cut her free and took her back to my house.

Allah be praised - I fucked her all night in every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"You are blessed, says the imam.- was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul smiled, I do not know - I never found her head."

[Killuminati1blood]

@throbule we knew u were that horny,but u gotta stop refering to your mom,you little incest biach lmao.your jokes suck just like your life pussy

[throbule]

@Killuminati1blood:

And how long have you known that your brain and your asshole were switched at birth?

[Killuminati1blood]

@throbule u made a funny....

[dem0slyr]

wow the army looks like they have so much fun on thier free time,hope its lie that when i go there

[Gaaragirlshirinaj2]

I love that he kiss the goat at the end XD

[Writerdust]

I'm glad I saw this. I do have some pre-paid cards that maybe some troops could still use. I'll send them in my next donation to a unit my 9-12 is supporting. ;)

[ShadowSoldior]

I say the goat won, you never saw the soldier knock the goat on it's ass.

[antonio78437]

mmm



[4feeterkurwaa]

45 people wanted the goat to win lol

[Filthdrive]

and it's a fucking RAM* not a goat

[Filthdrive]

Send a soldier a flask of sulphuric acid disguised as a flask of whisky, so his friends can see how much guts he has when they see it falling out of his colon.

[MsLadyDarkside]

@Filthdrive Whoa, what the hell? You're sick, man

[MsLadyDarkside]

@Filthdrive That's sick. And, your colon is a part of your intestine. Just thought you needed a correction.

[Filthdrive]

@MsLadyDarkside yes the colon, it wouldnt be falling out of his anus would it? it wouldnt have time to reach through to his anus, it would it. so, no correction needed :P

[MsLadyDarkside]

@Filthdrive But then it would be falling in itself. So... Yeah, correction needed.

[chuckpride1]

did they find weapons of mass destruction on the goat. why dont they let that poor thing be

[conorkeane1]

42 people were headbutted by goats

[sciencegey]

that's why the Americans loose all there wars

[AmericanNohbuddy]

@sciencegey

we LOSE the wars because people like you, who can't spell LOSE fight them.

[HoNoRaTo1996]

@sciencegey wtf are you talking about, we've only lost one....the vietnam war, and we were helping south korea so it doesnt really count....get it right

[MrMcAhole]

@HoNoRaTo1996 lost the war of 1812, and a few wars between native americans in the 1800's.

[HoNoRaTo1996]

@MrMcAhole yea but those wars weren't big...I meant like iver all

[lrebsaxet]

41 goats

[DexWulf123]

Man: the superior goat.

[b0m83d]

@DeAmazonnia

spics are just as bad as seppos. Spics look like monkeys

[b0m83d]

@DeAmazonnia

and are still seppos are below us.

Whenever I see an american tourist I mock is retarded nasal accent and spit on his fat ugly face before telling him to f**k off back to seppoland.

[mlzielke]

I'll bet I've watched this video 10 times and a still get a good belly laugh everytime I've watched it.

[b0m83d]

AMERICANS ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS GOATS SO THIS ISN'T SURPRISING.

ARABS ARE ONE LEVEL BELOW AND INDIANS (LMFAO SHITSKINS) ARE 2 LEVELS ABOVE. AND INDIANS ARE BELOW MONKEYS HAHAHAHAHA

[fuwad84]

@b0m83d So what does that make your mom after taking a hot mideastern-beef injection from my fat hairy Arab cock? You might say she likes it DOWN UNDA!!!

[b0m83d]

@fuwad84 What's with you ragheads and having sex with female relatives?

You're like the shit coloured Indians because they always resort to talking about having sex with other's female relatives.

[fuwad84]

@b0m83d Well I just REALLY enjoy sex, thats all, I don't think it has anything to do with my skin color. I never really gave it much thought, hmmm...

[b0m83d]

@fuwad84

no, it means that ragheads and turdskins are perverted and subhuman.

[fuwad84]

@b0m83d hmmm perverted mabe, but if were so subhuman than why are we vastly beating you in reproduction? It would seem to me that natural selection is favoring the 'ragheads' and 'turdskins' over our god-like aryan overlords. Mabe your the ones that are subhuman - look you cant even tan with out burning yourselves and being out in the sun is like the most natural thing you can do...think about it.

[meizFro]

that's a sheep

[matajong12]

that just made my day

[dawarohengst]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

------> army germany

[PaladinBreaux]

good thing the terrorist arent using goats

[XxJoedog420xX]

Lmfao that shit is funny

[hidanrocks5]

Goat: feed me im kicking his ass feed me