You can see Chris's sweat stains when he shows off his shirt. (Which my dad owns one exactly like it! I squeed so hard when I finally saw it! He got it on woot.com. You probably haven't heard of it...)
@hookman1971 That's only because the food service industry in my country isn't so fucked up that we only pay our waitresses and servers $4 an hour. I get $21 an hour as a waitress, which is basic minimum wage for someone my age. Pretty sure I know which system I prefer, and that American cafe and restaurant owners are the ones who are cheap.
@SrMorphine Im so fkcn pumped you get 21.00 an hour...you would think you could afford to tip 1 or 2 fukn dollars on your stupid ass when your HERE?!?!?!?!
@R00G00 Oh for crying out loud. They aren't saying "HDA", they are saying "HJ". Play it back and see for yourself. I was gently kidding you last week when I said an HDA is a bit like and HJ and thought you'd understand what I meant. Apologies in advance for my snarkiness if English isn't your first language. Double apologies (mixed with horror) if you are a child.
@R00G00 what a gr8 way to answer someone who tried to help you ! even if it's wrong you can say "thanks but that's not what l meant" what an ass you are !!!!
btw according to UD HDA = "Acronym for "Hammered Dog Ass". Completely lacking in aesthetic merit, extremely ugly, displeasing to the eye and viscera." & it's actually kinda suits you
I was just thinking... for people who don't know who Chris Hardwick is (heathens), he would just seem like some random dude that's friends with Craig and just invites himself over to the show. lol
@itzaxlovesxpatrick , I think I would be a marvelous 12th Doctor, based on the fact that my name is also: Craig! High five! BTW FYI seksiest doctor probably David "Ten Inch" MacDonald (11th or 10th doctor?)
sorry for the question, but why couldn't craig show the dr who opening the show did?
lovelyspringweather 2 weeks ago
One of my favourite guests of all time.
4278snowpeas 2 weeks ago
I VOTE 12TH DOCTOR IS CRAIG
banoga 1 month ago 5
@banoga Not unless he dies his hair red...the 12th doctor has to be ginger.
Arella17 3 weeks ago
I would watch that show! "Did you drink my milk!?" XD
DelfinoDude 1 month ago
rose tyler is a lot hotter than amy pond
grkpektis 1 month ago
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pikachugirl254 2 months ago
Anyone else play with a sonic screwdriver too?
iPodEverywhere37 2 months ago 2
@ 6:10 chris totally sounds like the master, actually.
liquidponycannon 2 months ago
his scarf looks good
Wendy2009012108 2 months ago
chris's t-shirt is thebackground on my computer. lol.
bjh928 3 months ago
They're totally right about Amy Pond being the hottest companion so far.
qinrawks 3 months ago 3
time crash shirt!
jazzoff 3 months ago
Why os Craig not nominated for a people's choice award this year but all the other late night hosts are?
Kay2be2M 4 months ago
My scarf is 12 Feet long.
Thowell3 4 months ago
i like it when he checks it with geoff
VOltAge37 5 months ago
I WANT THAT T SHIRT!
GabbyGrapist 5 months ago 3
@GabbyGrapist The shirt is available Shirt.Woot!
garand70 1 month ago
I sense nerdiness. And I love it!!!!
4278snowpeas 5 months ago 2
9:51 is my favorite moment on the internet, officially.
WierdWarriorGirl 6 months ago 7
Man these two seriously are awesome together.
RevolverKat 6 months ago 10
Rory is the sexiest companion!
Ixistant 6 months ago 10
does craig sing all of the "tweets & emails" theme songs?
if so, AWESOME.
theofficefan731 6 months ago
@theofficefan731 Yep, plus the actual theme song AND he does all the voices of the Rocky Horror Show and Doctor Who musical opening.
MissRamble 3 months ago
@MissRamble aaaahhh that just makes me love him more!
theofficefan731 3 months ago
oh my god he's wearing the shirt of the delorean crashing into the tardis!!!
shadowofthecandle 7 months ago 2
craig's southern accent +1 awesome
megaman1339 7 months ago
Shirt Woot!!!
kratos305 7 months ago
HTA? what was the acronym?
totalxcrap 7 months ago
@totalxcrap He said HJ (second word is job, first word is hand)
blf112761 7 months ago
@totalxcrap hand job you twelve year old.
thefuzzwuzzhere 7 months ago
Haha.
'Yours is bigger than mine...'
Reminds me of the Doctor and Rory
WhatsernameGeeGeeJo 8 months ago 6
That shirt is fricken' amazing :)
MST3K1506 8 months ago 2
Did anyone notice that Chris just recited the plot for Daleks in Manhatten
jtanton10 8 months ago 54
@jtanton10 no because everyone forgot that episode due to trauma therapy.
claimmedead 5 months ago in playlist Craig Ferguson Best Guests
You can see Chris's sweat stains when he shows off his shirt. (Which my dad owns one exactly like it! I squeed so hard when I finally saw it! He got it on woot.com. You probably haven't heard of it...)
WWTDD9 8 months ago
It's funny because here Craig hates the James Bond time lord theory, but on the podcast he loves it, it blows his mind.
effeweewetoob 8 months ago 7
@effeweewetoob maybe Craig Ferguson is a Time Lord! DUN DUN DUN!!!!
AndrewP204 8 months ago 2
Chris Hardwick's Tom Baker scarf FTW :D
icyclaw123 8 months ago 3
ehhhh. i'm not a fan of chris because of his voice. he sounds like he over sells each sentence. i think he's faking it. lol
arsenalskate123 8 months ago
geoff standing next to the dalek is now my wallpaper
Chfez6000 8 months ago
oh my god they are so nerding right now
previouslysane713 8 months ago 3
im so glad i understand the jokes in this clip now
stevokwhl 8 months ago
that dalek scared the shit out of me!!
eveydel 8 months ago
i love his shirt!
beth8896 8 months ago 3
I LOVE HIS SCARF!
daxielle 9 months ago
Lol freeze frame high five. :D
CrimsonPetrichor 9 months ago 2
Craig Ferguson would make an AMAZING doctor.
dpsinex 9 months ago 4
@dpsinex
Craig Ferguson would be exponentionally better than Matt Smith!
hookman1971 9 months ago
That was an awesome Dalek voice.
effeweewetoob 9 months ago
I love how Chris is censored by the Gay pride flag :P
MrKingclumsy 9 months ago
I would watch Geoffrey and the Dalek.
MadamPresident23 9 months ago 3
Oh he's always so mean to us Australians... But I still love him.
SrMorphine 9 months ago 3
@SrMorphine
Thats only cuz you cheap Aussies never tip!!!!! a'holes!!!!
hookman1971 9 months ago
@hookman1971 That's only because the food service industry in my country isn't so fucked up that we only pay our waitresses and servers $4 an hour. I get $21 an hour as a waitress, which is basic minimum wage for someone my age. Pretty sure I know which system I prefer, and that American cafe and restaurant owners are the ones who are cheap.
SrMorphine 9 months ago
@SrMorphine Lah-dee-fuckn -day...your not in YOUR country when you come to the US and rip US off...Ass!
hookman1971 9 months ago
@SrMorphine Im so fkcn pumped you get 21.00 an hour...you would think you could afford to tip 1 or 2 fukn dollars on your stupid ass when your HERE?!?!?!?!
hookman1971 9 months ago
I was just thinking that Craig could be the Doctor.
Chris had the master's freakout face for that one bit
Teen4thelight 9 months ago 3
I want that T-shirt.
SpanishScion 9 months ago
@SpanishScion Here's the link: shirt.woot.com/reckoning/196
MadamPresident23 9 months ago
Sexiest Doctor Who companion? Wilf.
RamblingPants 9 months ago 3
Screw Steven and Chris...Make a show called Craig and Chris.
greatestgoalie25 10 months ago 4
it's funny cuz the song DID get leaked to the internet.....
Sakura06Chan 10 months ago 3
craig should be the 12th doctor
Weatherfreak121 10 months ago 2
I love how Craig says "Nerd."
sonicdragan5 10 months ago
This is incredibly fucking stupid. And that's why I love it.
gatoradelank 10 months ago
Craig for 12th Doctor, I agree : D
Burori1 10 months ago
"they have a crunchy outer shell with a chewy squid inside."- lol best ever!
BowTiesareCool12 10 months ago 5
Who else stands up and does the hand thing when the horse comes out?
valiare1947 10 months ago 46
@valiare1947 I do it everytime I see a horse hahahaha
xsotax 10 months ago
@valiare1947 Well, I don't stand up.
amerskos 1 month ago
@valiare1947 every time!
gabiluch87 1 month ago
1 person wanted to be the next doctor and realized that Craig would be way better than them.!
taygerhause123 10 months ago
6:34
best random moment EVER
HowManyTimes234 10 months ago
00:55
TheMrApocalyptic 10 months ago
OMG I love the t-shirt.
TimelordTVRevolution 11 months ago 2
thats a long scarf
OmarterHi 11 months ago
@OmarterHi it is indeed. I wonder if the fourth doctor's is that long I'm not past the second yet sadly
TIVIS014 11 months ago
I want that shirt!!!!
at 8:56 Martha attempted to use the osterhagan key.
vfortune1 11 months ago
I want that shirt!!!!
vfortune1 11 months ago
whenever secretataria comes on i like when they do the wide shot and you see all the audience dancing crazy toooo
FandPrulethesky 11 months ago
@TsuoiKaze
shirt.woot. com/ friends. aspx?k=8901
DelusionalEnigma 11 months ago
Is it sad that I have already seen Chris' shirt and want it desperately?
SuperParker94 1 year ago 3
@SuperParker94
Shirt.woot
DelusionalEnigma 11 months ago
@ajgrotjohn ah whoops ty :)
ConnectusVA 1 year ago
I own Chris' T-shirt
DniSorceress 1 year ago
A H-J ?
skydive911 1 year ago
i want that Dalek!
Matt3000TX 1 year ago
WOOT SHIRT!
xSoupyTwist 1 year ago
Rose Tyler's the sexiest companion.
aperson22222 1 year ago 7
When the horse came it out, the Late Late Show turned into a Mexican Game Show all of a sudden!
awritersheart 1 year ago
@awritersheart I'm mexican ahahaha , you speak the truth my friend
xsotax 11 months ago
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LishisLady 1 year ago
12th doctor's catch phrase: "in your pants"
melody468 1 year ago 6
I gotta say I think Billie Piper beats Karen outa the water....Amy is my least fave
readingwench 1 year ago
Yes! The other guy has David Tennant's sonic screwdriver! I have it too!
emergencyCALL911 1 year ago 6
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007McQueen 1 year ago
Freema Agyeman is the sexiest companion!
cerberus144 1 year ago
Freema Agyeman is the sexiext companion!
cerberus144 1 year ago
@cerberus144
Jack Harkness
gothamcity29 1 year ago
its on shirt . woot . com
triforce92 1 year ago
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gothamcity29 1 year ago
Craig for Twelve. Yes.
I love Eleven but he must die now.
Joerexia 1 year ago
dat shirt
RefusetoListen 1 year ago
Where can I get a shirt like that?!?!?!?!
TheMindlessthought 1 year ago
@TheMindlessthought
Shirt.Woot.com ... then reckoning
DelusionalEnigma 11 months ago
i love this person. we need to be friends haha
lovelyspringweather 1 year ago
i really want that t shirt
genesis098123 1 year ago
I like how Hardwick's Guy Ritchie Doctor totally referenced a David Tennant episode. NERD!
TrevorReece 1 year ago 2
@AlinaPokrishevski
1. is this your first time on the internet?
2. that would have been a nice rebuttal but you obviously haven't seen me.
3. HDA they were referring to obviously isn't 'ugly', so you deserve the insult since you obviously aren't ANY help
R00G00 1 year ago
hottest companion? for me it's martha <3 just sayin!
violetcloud 1 year ago
I WANT THAT SHIRT!!
yoroshiku 1 year ago
Brilliant!
Melanievf 1 year ago
greatest show ever.
payyoursurgeon 1 year ago 3
i just love them two together!!! ^^
borami22 1 year ago
AMY POND, FTW.
suivrelesoleil 1 year ago
what is an HDA?
R00G00 1 year ago
@R00G00 It's a bit like an HJ. If you have to ask what that is, get off the internet this instant, young man!
SurlyInsomniac 1 year ago
@SurlyInsomniac ok i know what that is but lmao @ these acronyms.
what does HDA stand for tho?
R00G00 1 year ago
@R00G00 Oh for crying out loud. They aren't saying "HDA", they are saying "HJ". Play it back and see for yourself. I was gently kidding you last week when I said an HDA is a bit like and HJ and thought you'd understand what I meant. Apologies in advance for my snarkiness if English isn't your first language. Double apologies (mixed with horror) if you are a child.
SurlyInsomniac 1 year ago
@R00G00 He means HJ as in hand job
AlinaPokrishevski 1 year ago
@AlinaPokrishevski way to go genius bar. i was asking what HDA meant
R00G00 1 year ago
@R00G00 what a gr8 way to answer someone who tried to help you ! even if it's wrong you can say "thanks but that's not what l meant" what an ass you are !!!!
btw according to UD HDA = "Acronym for "Hammered Dog Ass". Completely lacking in aesthetic merit, extremely ugly, displeasing to the eye and viscera." & it's actually kinda suits you
AlinaPokrishevski 1 year ago
Craig Ferguson for the 12th doctor!
twilightsucks5272 1 year ago 6
"And the Dalek's kind of like 'DID. YOU. DRINK. MY. MILK?'"
Tantalizinglyregular 1 year ago 41
5:50 or so is my favourite part, mainly because he referenced an actual episode of Doctor Who! I fangirled for a bit there... =3
chika231244 1 year ago
Shirt. "it came out of nowhere" from woot.shirt. -bought two!
TmaTrainer 1 year ago
Shirt at ....woot shirt reckoning, have one wear it like a nerd badge
Shirt title. "it came out of nowhere"
TmaTrainer 1 year ago
HIS SHIRT
Leaviel 1 year ago
DID YOU DRINK MY MILK AGAIN?
onyekachi93 1 year ago 8
9:47 "Are you attracted to Scottish people Chris?" XD I love their flirting =]
and Karen Gillan is lovely. Did Chris's accent just change when he said that?
moogle301 1 year ago
I was just thinking... for people who don't know who Chris Hardwick is (heathens), he would just seem like some random dude that's friends with Craig and just invites himself over to the show. lol
Lillica 1 year ago 3
"do you think doctor who can eat his own beer?"
R00G00 1 year ago
Oi, Dalek!
Cracks me up every time :D
mamkaBu 1 year ago
The answer to the Doctor Who question that Craig threw away is:
U.N.I.T.
tetrisclock 1 year ago
Like, if you think CRAIG would make a marvelous 12th doctor!
itzaxlovesxpatrick 1 year ago 148
@itzaxlovesxpatrick , I think I would be a marvelous 12th Doctor, based on the fact that my name is also: Craig! High five! BTW FYI seksiest doctor probably David "Ten Inch" MacDonald (11th or 10th doctor?)
cragmac1000 1 year ago
@itzaxlovesxpatrick pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
turbiasgolondrinas 11 months ago
I love chris's shirt there. The delorean from Back to the Future crashing into the TARDIS!?!?!?! That is AWESOME!!!
1ucky02 1 year ago
"Yours is bigger than mine." LOL That bit is so funny. I want a sonic screwdriver and that scarf.
ColonelJadeCurtiss 1 year ago 2
what's HDA? XD LoL
Victorio667553 1 year ago
Love the Scarf
silvereagle2061 1 year ago
Enter "lost Dr. Who cold open",and you will find the unaired cold open. IT. IS. AWESOME!
Blackwolff9 1 year ago
Fellow Nebraskan asking Doctor Who question? I high five you though the INTERWEBS!
Seonu24 1 year ago
Chris' Version of The Doctor @ 5:43 would be fucking epic in real life.
ChristopherLeeHaig 1 year ago 2
10:09 - It's so cute that Craig didn't know what HJ stands for!
haywired87 1 year ago
I hyperventilated at "Did. You. Drink. My. Milk. A. Gain?"
CoryTheRaven 1 year ago 7
jack harkness is the sexiest companion
bazookajulez 1 year ago 5
What did Craig say on 5:38?
I'm looking for a 'what?' somewhere!
QBlackGriffin 1 year ago
@QBlackGriffin "position" apparently
vaudevilleUK 1 year ago
DID YOU DRINK MY MILK AGAIN.
that whole bit was great :D
Mcrrocker1819FOE 1 year ago 5
"We're friends." - "That doesn't mean we have sex!"
In fanfiction land you do. Rule 34.
DontTouchMyVicodin 1 year ago 115
@DontTouchMyVicodin More like Rule #1.
rakusfrakus 1 year ago
Arcangel. Was the answer to the Doctor Who question that Craig wouldn't let him answer.
ferndavant 1 year ago 4
buy shirt at woot dot shirt dot com.
i've had it forever and LOVE IT
babysalxo 1 year ago
@babysalxo me too! I love shirt woot, so awesome with geeky shirts for everyone :D
animefan244 1 year ago
yup i want that tshirt ha come see our channel
tomkatt747 1 year ago
I laugh so hard when they did the freeze frame high five.
binagurl17 1 year ago
Dr Who Day sounds great! I'm sure it already exists somewhere...
+ I love it when Chris is on the show :3
MissIssyP 1 year ago 2
I love things like this i wish i could have a doctor who day!
Domisqueaky 1 year ago
@ThePHxyc
If two dudes can't share a HJ…
TheMindlessthought 1 year ago
if two dudes cant share an what between friends?
ThePHxyc 1 year ago
I WANT CHRIS' SHIRT!!!
WhoseLine722 1 year ago
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someone332 1 year ago
Yes, yes I did make this account. And I plan on making a tribute band with my friends also. Oh Ya.
3OctopussesAndaOtter 1 year ago
agrees at 9:20 >_<
theyoshine 1 year ago
i think we can count on malinky to get the footage of the dr.who number...
abhisheknsm 1 year ago 3
I love to see the audience dancing secretariat!
coosoorlog 1 year ago
woo doctor who
insaneartfreak 1 year ago
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- I LIVE NEXT TO MODESTO, CA.... Anyways I love Doctor Who.
Trevguy00 1 year ago
@Trevguy00 And I live in Modesto, CA! Nice to see a fellow Doctor Who fan in the area (I seriously don't know of any around here).
princesskyrie 10 months ago
When I thought I was fed up of Secretariat, suddenly the audience to the Secretariat dance....genius
sweetaliena 1 year ago
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LOL it says ass mode in japanese! (ok, probably everyone knows that already, but this is the first time i saw this twitter song)
ingoboris 1 year ago
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