98 year old fridgerator

[youeatshowieategg]

invitational! brilliant!

[puremarkska]

Damn, I could really go for a slab of Oakridge Cake right about now.

[jamesbphoto]

That fridge looked awesome. All I'd need is a bottle of vodka to go with my seltzer water.

[lethaldoseofhate]

Salsa water.

[joeleb]

the shit don't fit

[TheWrenaissance]

This guy is a genius, I like his analysis: humans want advertising and sugar.

[xxxDrDEWofCovtownxxx]

haha great and funny guy. You can tell he is out there, and it really wouldn't surprise me if he was a little mental, but what a great guy.

[Misterdrop1]

Metaphor Master

[joeleb]

i could listen to kool keith talk about nothing for hours. taht dude has such an awesome voice, and this makes me laugh. second time i've searched it out to watch it. ... just to hear him talk about boring food.

i agree on the reality tv show thing.

[FreestyleFletcher]

@joeleb search "the shit don't fit." you can find some dope KK vids from there. 

[DEATHDEVOURED]

that exactly what my fridge look like

[MrSP1200]

Oh snap ...I think just like the Godfather of Abstract Rap Kool Keith!!! ...that's worrying? ...great stuff thanks.

[lazyOner1]

fuuuuck lol this shit made me cry i was laughing so hard... this fool is classic

[dvrb]

what a waste of fucking time.

[drift240drift]

@dvrb go pop in your lady gaga cd.

[skiscool]

Black people mingle. white people, buy my single.

Greatest of all rappers.

[alfredofilms]

Diet yogurt.

[1980kalil]

take it for what it is....but, ive been listening to keith since -well a long fucking time and i think when he's talking metaphorically when he says "people like to steal your soda, meaning how over the years other emcees have stolen his style and his images...he is one of the most innovative and dope mc's of our lifetime....from black elvis, dr. doom, matthew...i mean...its unbelievable what hes given music over the last 15 years, and thats not even counting what he did with ultramagnetic...

[NoelGrassy]

@1980kalil You don't really project that onto this simple monologue do you? Use that same unbridled imagination to envision a dozen of his associates descending on the icebox he's just outfitted with all of

his favorite treats. It's his sly way and study of human nature which assures his Pumpernickel and juice boxes are still there when he reaches for 'em. When Keith goes deep it's in a hardhat diving suit with a Lime Green cape! Do you have of the rekkids he did with Bill Laswell? Check it...

[BushPrintzle]

Nobody wants your pumpernickel bread.

[rjohson]

this dude looks like the black cop that played on the tv show the wire, and also had a part in oz

[6thCreated]

Kool Kieth - The internet's(and Hip-Hop's) best kept secret.

[juanemoeski]

Hey i sell Seltzer Water...Its really good !!

Seltzer Sisters .com Redwood city California

[juanemoeski]

Hey i sell Seltzer Water...Its really good !!

Seltzer Sisters .com Redwood city California

[LibertineEagle]

...?...

[morethansalt]

invitational...

[illagen1]

" thats my oak ridge cake!" lmfao!!! the king

[illagen1]

so crazy, it makes sense!! ?

[illagen1]

THE LEGEND. .HES THE BEST EVER!!! EACH TIME I WATCH THIS VIDEO, I LAUGH HARDER

[Sevecks]

you can't not listen to every word this man says.

[porterhouse]

He should have tried putting 7up in the seltzer water bottle first.

[telefang]

hahah did he just talk about that for four minutes?

[puffpuffy]

He looks like LL Cool J

[Wyattbloodywyatt]

heres the k combine the double o swing in the l im ready to go as keith rap general chief EXECUTIVE!

[NZTA80]

great guy :D

[JUN1U5]

Why are Captain Crunch and Oreos in the refrigerator? haha. genius.

[Hammurubai]

"invitational"

[Hammurubai]

Just His face makes me laugh, something comical about it.

[Tame1ner]

ha ha haaaaaaa

[makavelilivz]

i like how most of the stuff in his fridge don't belong in a fridge. Kool keith owns.

[BigRussDaGOD]

knowledge is power.

don't fuck with kool keith's yoohoo or ginger ale.

best interview ever.

[freddypickle]

Pure fucking genius. This is why Kool Keith is my favorite emcee. He is seltzer water.

[killboi207]

what happened? I must know

[TZK]

nobody wants your pumpernickel bread

[FeeldahVibe001]

its cool how hes comparing that idea to his rapping style

[greenthumb007]

can't even go chocolate-chip :-)

[Clempt90]

Everyone should know about Kool Keith . He is a comedic genius

[DEATHDEVOURED]

@Clempt90 i dont think hes a comedic genious, hes just an offbeat great rapper. my favorite hands down

[illmsg77]

GENIUS

[trev03042]

5 bottles goddam

[Scorepa]

Holly shit! Funny

[Inglejuice]

jokes

[TomViolence12]

diet yogurt? lol

[1KillaSkrilla1]

yo i dont give a fuck i got da munchies i would fa sho make me a pumpernickel selleri yoghurt sammich mane

[leftfield80]

Keith really is thought provoking in a weird other way big ups to the dr

[BestVideosEver01]

garden cake... hahahah

[jeseavery]

5/5 id like to see more videos of him talking

[ssab420]

I love Kool Keith! I just saw him on saturday in chicago, he handed out porn magazines in the middle of his set....awesome.

[TairyHesticles]

Yes!

[Bizzer10]

baboons clap and girl horses wana hit the sack

[mareezaaeezaa]

the food he talks about is like his styles left field people want "pop" while KK continues to be the alternative seltzer water! I wonder if he reads these LOL

[TairyHesticles]

Keith is like that retarded guy who ends up being a genius.

[BestVideosEver01]

hey man how ya doin i thumbed up ur comment b4 i realised it was the one and only.

[TairyHesticles]

Haha, I love these random videos of Keith. It seems like the entire youtube underground HH community gets down on these.

[BestVideosEver01]

check the interiew in the related videos, the ultramagnetic 1992 interview, its incredible footage.

[TairyHesticles]

Good lookin

[DJJS1]

"sugar is very invitational... " i scored 118 on a rhyme test... I LOVE KEITH.... ultramag for life...

DJ JS-1... rock steady crew

[nemesis700]

hahah waz gud man...i saw u at the razhel show in london not too long ago....u guys killed it...... and no doubt...keith is the man..and ultra are unrivalled

[thedanned]

what a lunatic. god i love this guy.

[SpikeyJamez]

lol! what a weird conversation, well that's kool keith for ya, what do you expected?

[mandrew81]

yeah thats my oakridge cake!

[boxcarbumbum]

i laughed so fucking hard .keith is the shit

[JazzyK3000]

For some reason I'm left wanting more

[shadowchucklez]

LMFAO!! Preach Pastor Kieth,PREEEEAAAACH!

[nemesis700]

please please please please make a reality show...

[Loadfaster]

@nemesis700 : everything Im about to say is truth. Kool Keith is superion...

[SOP921]

What the hell is Keith talking about

[1justnig]

hahahahaha!

[illagen1]

hey, i eat BORING OATS, whats wrong with BORING OATS??!! lmfao, keiths a legend *****

[illagen1]

THE GREATEST, KEITH IS A TOP 5 EMCEE FORREAL, such a hilarious video, LMFAO

[illagen1]

fuckin hilareous, keith is a fuckin legend, no doubt, top 3 EVER!!!!!!!

[shamaladingdong12]

hes making a hidden metaphor for his hip hop style. he raps about taboo subjects so unless people are willing to look beyond the cover. they can see something deep and original

[calvin624]

Get me some of that garden cake

[boredandwise]

omg...he totally pulled a fucking allegorical (?) statement about rap industry , identity , individualism , understanding , perspectives on subjective things like music/food , i JUST caught on .

[dodgersandstorm]

are you sure you're not reading too much into it?

[boredandwise]

yea , i am lol .

[Broyale26]

But not really, you made quite an astute analysis of KK in relation to the rap game in general. Watching it again only drives the point home further. Good job, mate.

[boredandwise]

thanks , hopefully ur refering to me so that i dont sound like an idiot for taking someone else's compliment lol .

[travegas]

dude, is hilarious.

[dodgersandstorm]

i concur

[wreckedangle]

hahah this is fuckin hilarious

[dodgersandstorm]

yea it's funny as fuck

[Teabonesteak]

It is important to develop taste. I used to hate green tea but it has grown on me!

[michaelikel]

it's healthier too

[donDdondon]

mad deep yo!

[phet15]

greatest philosopher of all time

[dialogical010]

1.38 "but then i started liking it"

that cracked me up

[motorishot]

lol. agreed.

[hmmsmellslikefish]

i like how he looks like he's about to crack up everytime he says some shit.

lol 5*

[narrator1982]

Andy Warhol was also like this.

[narrator1982]

I like his attitude. Eat weird things. Be different, you have the choice.

[witn3ss]

'nobody wants your pumpernickle bread'

[GodzillaRatus]

Wynand

[damageboyinsj]

Kool Keith is a genius

[dialogical010]

can't stop laughing.

[TRBNGR666]

so random

"the most left field shit"

[guja101010]

have you learnt about selSer warter?

[mpchead621]

LOL... its so funny how he talks about the most random, specific thing, for like 4 minutes

[roboshuffle]

I love this video... Kool Keith is amazing.

[beefhat1]

3:40 that looks precisely like my grandma's fridge

[illagen1]

yeah mine too, hes fucking genious.. legendary top 5 emcee ever!!

[keem008]

OMG so true. i thought I wasw the only one on that. luv this guy he is super kool for real.

[chaaoos]

hahaha "a cartoon on it" *pose*

[beefrainbow]

i need to call up my grandma and ask whats up with that oak ridge cake. its not really big, though.

[sickeningconceptions]

boring oats.

[blingsingh]

easily the best video on the internet. seen it a hundred times, never gets old

[EJ25WRX]

cant even go chocolate chip

[sithtimothy]

i got him to sign a bottle of my seltzer water

[VitaminCue]

DIET YOGURT!!!! hahahahahahaha

[skatesquam]

wow .. genius ... smart guy.. hes dope

[Punstyle]

LMAO! Sage advice

[4lph4num3r1sm]

He's one of the best in the biz and yet he can go in a little cafe without a posse and no one will bother him. Fucking pro.

[vickter]

Ain't nobody want your pumpernickel bread

[Punstyle]

Hahahaha

[voidenter]

HAHAHAHAHA this shit is great.

[afro66GMK]

3:44

[FredGuadalupe]

whe...wheat cookies.

[NotAsOtherz]

This is good advice that can be applied anywhere. whenever i buy bad cigarettes nobody wants them but if i buy good cigarettes people end up taking half the pack from me.

[sw69skate]

Cool interview,some true shit.I dont know what crazy is anymore.Peopled labeled as crazy are always interesting cool people that I like so I dont know.Kool Keith fucking legend.

[altochroma7]

Damn, this cracks my ass up!

[namesmike]

fuckin comedy, put this in your psychology class and watch the masses get interested

[Durdensvision]

Love Keith forever, but this guy is the definition of- "Out of this world."

[thedigitalcollective]

you know what you gotta do kieth? you gotta get your favoured syrup and hide it.like italian soda.lol seltzer is good its not surgarfull like soda.if you are on a regimant its good to use to not drink soda.soda is bad and yeah man your right about what you said.people be eating you food man.bump that hahaha

[kyle09125]

SHIT.

[SLORRAbeats]

prick

[KoroOutbreak]

Kool Keith is one of the great mad geniuses of modern music.

[fnkdrmmr]

Now this a some deep Kool Keith wisdom. Seltzer Water is the move. Kool Keith has taken rap up to another level.

[fendertaylor101]

lmao this dude is fucking hysterical

[jairusbilo]

this guy is a genius

[RedUncle]

I've always loved his total sincerity - in both his lyrics, and also this interview... I already buy pumpernickel and seltzer water, but now I feel proud about it! haha thank you Keith!

[Fingasmith]

Amazing.

[samuelwhitewhite]

i could listen to this guy talk for days...

[auwareagleau]

Wow, never seen an African American drink without a straw. He really might not be from this planet.

[wwckyd]

kool keith is the shit

[metal3663]

i have seen a bunch of interviews of keith and each one he has different mannerisms and speech patterns. i don't get it. everytime a new person?

[lntrigant]

He went to the mental hospital afaik.

I think that he's actually quite a strange character and might even have "multiple" personae in real life as mirrors of his different aliases.

[Testivaginacles]

I thought that too, but what he really has I do believe is called Formal Thought Disorder. Where he can't keep his thoughts in order, or categorized.

[franksenotra]

maybe yes.. i tottally agree with this interview..

[sverigesriksdag]

shit

[LaSoldat]

Hahaha, you actually believe that shit? He never went to a mental hospital, he was just joking about it. In an interview with the avclub he mocked the people who actually believed he went to a mental hospital.

[Broyale26]

No he did not. That was a joke made up by him during an interview back when Dr. Octagon was released. He has since said many times that the mental hospital bit wasn't true.

[L390H36D]

LEGEND. Kool Keith is the Shizzzzzzle

[ANDROID697]

LOVE HIM....AMAZING GUY

[dapurpman]

his lyrics make so much more sense now.

[TallFastLoud]

hahaha this comment is almost as good as the interview

[stiqman]

Thats why i drink scotch. aint nobody stealin mah shit.

[fbebeats]

That's why Keith stays caked up: he's buying seltzer water @ 10 bottles for a dollar instead of the $2.99 Hawaiian Punch :)

[YakuzaTrash]

this is some sage like advice...

[chaaoos]

gotta disagree with you, Keith. when I go to my grandma's I fucking pig out.

[apokoliptictortis]

I laughed my ass off to this vid

[fbebeats]

Damn.. no hangin out at Kool Keith's crib. Ain't shit to drink, ain't shit to eat...

[coldrockdaspot]

Lol

[anstromm]

boring oats.

[ChelseaWes2007]

this was fucking hilarious.

[southpark43]

"They like to steal your Dr. Brown.." Everytime I see Dr. Brown's soda anywhere I buy it because of this video. Kool Keith is the fucking man.

[fbebeats]

Yeah - he put me onto that shit too :)

[swolfdab]

keith. you're the most interesting man in the universe. keep being hilarious.

[rickhallyo]

yes you gotta throw people off....0akridge cake is not  really big..hahah garden cake

[FizixOnSnow]

What is this for? Starving your kids?

[branfrog]

I love your show!!! Post the "Bum Soup" vids! yeah!