Jurassic Park in about 1 minute

[deconidas]

! Weres the "Clever Girl", such a classic scene

[TheDinozRule]

press 6 over and over to hear ray arnold say "damn it!" XD LOL

[CrashingThunder]

Never realized how much they said "no expense" xD

[itman131313]

he didn't hold on to his butt so there is one big pile of shit

[Sirax160]

You forgot  "We've got Dodgson here!"

[ozzymustaine]

This movie is so much more badass because of Samuel L. Jackson!

[BrianCrockett94]

@azekual it's me, bitter doubt, that doesn't mean it's the same. In my opinion, it didn't seem anything like the book, which is a good thing, because if you compare the two, it wouldn't be as fun pointing out the obvious differences and similarities.

[Megan96RS]

ah ah ah, you didnt say the magic word...ah ah ah....ah ah ah

*guy at computer*

PLEEEEASE, GOD DAMMIT

[hellreaper2021]

idk y but when malcom said thats one big pile of shit i laughed so hard lol

[gtsimos4ever]

0:42 is cool :) hold on to your butts , dino eats guy :PPP

[TheBitterDoubt]

I just read the book to compare with the movie.. Just absolutely different. I think they should make a new one more like the book.

[azekual]

@TheBitterDoubt I disagree. Michael Crichton himself wrote the script. You don't mess with that.

[prehistoric28]

Hard to sum this movie up in one minute, its genius. Curious if everyone has heard of the new Prehistoric Channel that recently launched?

[azekual]

@prehistoric28 who launched it and does Time Warner Cable carry it?

[Vision409]

"thats one big pile of shit" XD

[avadod]

WARNING LARGE FATASS SQUEAKING

[antihero276]

PLEASE!!!

[dumd1ddly]

rahahahaaha HAHAarrr HAHAAarrrr!

[tangent123456]

@dumd1ddly lmao! :D

[calebisin]

lol its funy wen ian malcom says that is one big pile of shit ror (raf out rod) =)

[MidnightGrunt]

I can just imagine John Hammond sitting in a straight jacket and just keeping saying, spared no expense. LOL

[evanjames123456789]

love how this vid says under a minute and its length is a minute two seconds.

[DIM0RI]

They spared no expense making this movie... :D

[legomanh]

i liked the part where the lawyer was killed! :D

[SpinningFaithProject]

Did u spare no expense making this video?

[SpinningFaithProject]

Did u spare no expense making this video?

[asktoolbar1]

'spared no expence'

[CrXCrXcRx88]

LOL @ 15 sec

[thetechnologicone]

Perfect Ending.

[sweetpea132009]

0:43 -shakes head in disappointment- he didn't hold onto his butt.

[piepotatosandturtles]

lmao!!!!!!

[Shred0Ninja411]

taht was fucking great!

[mmcof]

hahahahah! ah this is awesome!

[smalllove1]

Newman!

[jh1234999]

Nice video 'myklobe'. The Jurassic Park trillogy is my favourite series of film's and the part in this video that made me laugh the hardest was 0:16 - 0:17 where Nedry makes that funny noise. Thanks for uploading!

[cashdudehomie]

@jh1234999 I also like where the spitting dino is chasing Nedry in the rain and when he slips, it makes a cartoonish slipping sound. LMAO @ Nedry.

[jh1234999]

Oh yeah, I remember that. Quite funny...

[s0beit]

PLEASE! GOD DAMN IT.

[jvfunn3000]

When I was 5 or 6 years old I was eating breakfeast with my older cousin CJ who was 15 0r 16 at the time and I told him that line and asked him why the computer didn't let Arnold through and CJ said Because he only said Please and he was suppose to say Please and Thank you! Then CJ and I both died laughing! It was pretty funny!

[ItalianTony86]

Hold onto your butts...

[jvfunn3000]

Ray Arnold's famous lines from the film! A!

[mbissant]

".....That is one big pile of shit."

ROFL

[wildflowergen]

Jurassic Park is my most favourite movie!

The ending where with Dr.Malcolm was so funny; And the graphics of the dinosaurs is just amazing.

[dsaler1]

Lol idiot isnt graphic...Its a robot they used for many scenes

[DinglePringleFilmz]

THIS IS UNIX!! I KnOw THIS!

[rhynofive]

0:24 0:24 0:24 0:24

[ProjectSWOLENESS]

Spared no expense!

[wisteela]

Brilliant.

Needs raptors and the classic Unix line though. :D

[kanankihiko]

The ending was priceless!!

[Dragonator221]

YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!!!

[EnSabahNur2]

PLEASE! God dammit!

[Dragonator221]

lol

[supernerd767]

Best part is when malcolm just grunts

[cruzman3608]

Greatest movie ever made. period.

[jlvr6racer]

No velociraptors? C'mon Muldoon's death and the rotunda scenes were great too!

[Voikanaa]

I spare no expense

[HarryzjEEE]

Spare no expense!

[jackiehallam62]

Jeff Goldblum looked sexy for the role.

[iverie]

lol Mase WIndue.

[j0hnstyr0n]

lol, samuel jackson got rickrolled!!

[ctothahris]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH :40-41 lol

[andre34343]

jurassic park is so nice to this word is said!

XD

0:59

[alexcub25]

if only it had "Weve god Dogdson HERE!"

but it was still great

[madcatmotions]

so, so true!

[bootyboy619]

0.42 owns

[soccerstar5930]

hold on to your butts!! lol jeez i was wondering what my brother and his friend were always quoting lol. they say it all the time (cuz they quote EVERYTHING) and then i asked what it was from and i was like ooooh.

[ckmielke]

0:33 - 0:35

UH UH UH... YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! LMAO after all these years it STILL CRACKS ME UP!!!

[ChunkyFatMan]

That and the reply "PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!! GODDAMN IT!"

[TheImmortalNerd]

0:17

I still to this day don't know if it was the can, or the fat guy that made that high-pitched squealing noise XD

[captainspoof101]

hahahahahha brilliant!

[G6T9R]

what the hell is that squeek laugh!!! ever since i was like 4 ive been woundering and amazed lol

[blambo45]

hold on to your butts

[BlondeCurlsBlueEyes]

I get the feeling they spared no expense when they built that place. Just a feeling. ;)

[Shadowgirl56]

That is 1 big pile of shit XD

[Gittastic]

Jeff Goldblum's laugh at 0:25 is the best xD

[motherlyturnip]

1:00 lol

[ponyboychick]

THAT IS ONE BIG PILE OF SHIT! LOL I love Malcum

[dethman6]

0:17

hahahahahahahah

[travisreininger]

lol, i never understood how he squealed like that.

[brizobryan]

Lol. That is one big pile of shit. Always was and always will be one of my favourite lines from Jurassic park.

[ImaScrubbie]

LOL. Oh, Ian Malcolm, never seems to quit being amusing.

Very nice.

[barrett314]

GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS HACKIN' CRAP!!!

roflmfao!!

[balidaplex]

lol @ :40 and the end.lol.

[EnSkiva]

0:29

damn.. XD

[Firecloud500]

Oh shit the rex scared the shit outta me. Then I laughed alot. LOL ending...Now thats one big pile of shit....

[phillysportz3]

very well put together lol

[rockjunior1963]

I was trying to be quiet because my dad was asleep in bed, and then the T-rex roared and my computer was on full volume, so...

[myklobe]

LOL that T-Rex scares the crap outta me every time... and I know it's in there... somewhere.

[Adeon55]

HOLY SHIT yeah man, that T-rex roar after all the giggles scared the crap out of me too, and was damn brilliant. =P

[suuplol]

@rockjunior1963 whoa, that must have been bad

[klenny5688]

"That is one big pile of shit" lol!

[MarkTakesSteroids]

Nice, but could had been better.

[jumar1281]

thanks... thats exactly what i thought happened. buy my friend claims that after he goes to turn the power switch on, and the lady scientist is backing up toward a wall, and she says "mr. arnold, is that you?" and a arm falls on her shoulder.. remember that part? my friend is saying that is samuel jackson's arm, so infact he was killed by a velociraptor. but its been so long since i've seen this movie i just can't even remember if that was his arm, or a white persons arm

[myklobe]

Ohhhh! yeah, I am mistaken... That's his arm :)

[buglieder]

its his arm

[MrHitman]

but it was a white guys arm :(

[jumar1281]

nope... i just saw this movie on tv a few nights ago and it is definately 100% sure Samuel Jackson's arm

[jumar1281]

i'm trying to settle a bet with a friend, he says samuel jackson dies in this movie, but i can't remember... anybody know?

[lorerax1]

I've seen bigger piles. kind of like how the Vatican has all that money and gold and yet proclaims give all you can to the poor.

[fuckyou69691]

Hold on to your penis

[bpro10592]

ill hold on to it for you...

[DinoDude65]

"Hold onto Your Butts" was going to be a mission in JPOG. You can check through the GUI files for the name!

[scottb3034]

do you know exactly what it would have been about?

[fallingskyz]

Jeff Goldblum's chuckle/grawl thing is hysterical!

[yak235]

oh dear the last 10 seconds made me laugh out loud! well done!!

[Keezler23]

hold on to your butts

[HylianWarrior01]

"That is one big pile of shit." XD

Good job.