RPG blows up while dumb soldiers play with it!

[lordcrobar]

Thats not how you're suposed to bust a nut buddy!

[python178]

"well doc.. what happened was... i was humping the bomb...."

[huntersuckscock666]

training exercise, if you look closely you'll notice the guy on the left is not holding a "rpg"

looks like a mock mortar or artillery shell. these guys we're more than likely playing the i.e.d. em placers. no one would play with live ordinance like that.....or point a live rpg at the ground.

[Ebbonified]

That is a simulator filled with baby powder. They're powered by CO2. The people in the picture are OPFOR for training.

[SAINTSFANreggiebush]

The ultimate nut shot. >:)

[916fanatic1]

Fuckin idiots.

[NickSolo420]

And he gets tea bagged? Talk about insult to injury! "You just blew your balls off so I thought I'd let you borrow mine for a sec. On yo face!"

[7techno7ful]

if only it was real, it would be even funnier

[p13m4n]

The B team

[donkeypunch2000]

lol that shits funny hahahaha!

[BORO1146]

Stupid Terrorist

[godpotat]

@BORO1146 yeah.. stupid americans

[XxbobxXification]

@BORO1146 they are not terrorist, they are making fun of terrorist

[redace236]

@zAdrenalizedGamingz they removed the charge so there was no real explosion.

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

His legs didnt blow off how come?

[IMM0R74LLY]

That guys laugh is hilarious, his laugh made the video.

[assassinofburritos]

There is a reason man and gun haven't had a child yet....example A

[leftover421]

dont even know why i clicked this. it isnt the kind of thing i would click. i was thinking "watch how lame this is" click........im so glad i clicked this! I am lmao now. it was funny to start with when the fuse went off. then his buddy laughing so hard he can barely breath made it even better. thank you uploader for my daily dose of stupid funny. XD XD XD

[BDakota95]

That guys laugh is hysterical. XD

[Tiddball1]

@twinsguy13

yes, just last week i was in the middle of class when the teacher bent over right in front of me. Blasted a hole in my pants when i farted.

[TRUTHBOXNEWS]

Americunts

[garibayja123]

There's Dumb, And there's Army Dumb

[Suntabarbara]

now you know how strong Taliban's nuts are ! they are armored !

[acelafan123]

he just got artificially neutered 

[arvindmusical1965]

YA ALLAH ..... MERE ANDE . MERE ANDE... FOOT GAYE.

[HerroHerrar]

im Muslim and this was funny as hell looooool

[sethhero]

BEST NUTSHOT EVA!!!!!!

[movadoband]

way to show you are a team....laugh at him and make fun of him after he's wounded, awesome, stoop.

[MrCriticOfAll]

Come Mr Talliban ,tally me RPG.

Daylight come and me wanna new balls.

[christlicker]

@MrCriticOfAll You sir, are hilarious!

[MrCriticOfAll]

@christlicker Cheers :)

[MangoHombre]

To a terrorist that's a good Saturday night.

[minecraftinfestation]

@terriost24 i think that was a bb rpg

[terriost24]

doesnt rpg rounds have shrapnel in it?

[TheWesleySutton]

What do you do when a friend is in pain, Stick your balls in his face!

[tubewearwolf]

that's prob the funniest thing yet most dangerous thing i have ever seen happen

[PoorSharkie]

May I ask where you get one of those?

[M249SAV]

the cameraman can be killed... NAAB! You mis him!!!

[RUBIZEN]

A very serious situation ...but not too serious for the attempted "TEABAGGING" at the end!!

[Hamzaalfarra]

I Could masterbade to this.

[FalloutChuckNorris]

It's Elmo!

[PolishedTurd4Life]

thats not the first time he exploded prematurely at least thats what his mom said ahhhhhhhh

[w33dMaster69]

That would have been better of the other guy accedently pulled his trigger and the both got blown to ashes

[SoldierCyfix]

as spoken from the filthy mouth of by drill sgt himself: Fucktard

[twinsguy13]

Premature blasting.... happens to the best of us



[4863440]

i love how the cameraman starts laughing even before the smoke clears and he learns whether his friend is still alive.

[allghilliedup21]

The guy laughing cracked me up.

[Kanshiwtf]

Tax dollars at work

[nixymagoo]

HMMMM LOOKS LIKE A FIRE EXSTINGUISHER

[DeathDragon969]

LMFAO HAHAHAHA

[cs512tr]

the RPG couldnt handle his awesomeness

[phjabbawockidz]

press 7 then press 8 he hit the guy and then disappear lol xD

[SightlyAbyss]

I dont think it exploded, maybe the rocket part went off, but the frag did not explode.

[rich1051414]

@SightlyAbyss your right, the explosive is triggered by the cap at the tip kinda like a bullet in reverse. Only the first stage went off, the second stage is triggered by the g-force caused by the first stage, which is why this didnt really hurt him.

[SightlyAbyss]

His balls are somewhere in the trees behind him lol

[sferrari81]

Is the priming mechanism an explosive or compressed gas?

[fallingjeff]

"detonated during the humping" how often do you get to say that! Maybe only 3 or 4 times in your life.

[christlicker]

@fallingjeff If it's a good life! :)

[vampire847]

@fallingjeff I say it on a weekly basis>.> then again my friends are retards

[mst3k4evur]

@fallingjeff

I get to say that every time I watch Dr. Strangelove. 

[titsohmatic]

press 3 then 4 then 3 then 4 and so on,

[belo77o]

dumbass. who does that?

[PastaCharron]

Fucking idiot! Lmao

[warlordjake3]

fucking prick

[LYinKansas]

i wonder how many teabags really happened in iraq and afghanistan

[hottyboyy]

billy maze with the rocket cock

[gruntywunty1]

These aren't insurgents??? OH CRAP THEY HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT! WE'RE FUCKED!

[123markerman]

DAMN IED's hahaha!

[simin38]

@RaGeQuiTixRePuBlicaN o btw who said i play cod. Go play your little black ops and don't come back here.

[simin38]

@RaGeQuiTixRePuBlicaN Are u fucking stupid i am in the military and this look like a ied u dipship go play your cod. the other guy was hold a rpg.

[XxFaMoUsJoKeRxX]

I'M ONLY LAUGHING CUZ THE GUY'S LAUGHING lmao



[simin38]

are u fucking stupid that is not a rpg

[buzzcutrocks]

I love how he just goes...ow

[patrq]

@ONEOFHAM2 HAHA U FOOL. Believe in this country how?? That the people in power can send someone elses kid to get killed over there so they can make money off contracts n oil. UR A FUCKING BRAINWASHED MORON

[sableliger]

And of course, the soldier with the RPG could not miss the oportunity and teabags his wounded buddy; lol!

[PumpkinRat]

this isnt real its a training post and these are american soldiers being dumb with stuff we use to replicate weapons and explosives for realistic training:/ morons

[MrKombuchaman]

@PumpkinRat exactly im not mad that these alleged professionals are out there playing grab-ass, but I am dissapointed, deeply dissapointed

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman its called taking it easy.... we work 3 weeks 3 days out of every month and 2 weeks f those are spent away from home in the desert with no showers or beds so maybe you should count your blessings

[MrKombuchaman]

@PumpkinRat I've spent three months on a jobsite, sleeping between 14 hour shifts of hanging from a bridge, no days off, and you know what we did on breaks, we slept, you know what we didn't do? we did not take equipment from the job and play with it like it was some kind of toy, cause that shit gets you fired, in the real world you are required to maintain a certain level of professionalism, if you do not you no longer have a job.

"taking it easy" means you dont understand you are in a WARZONE

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman you are beyond retarded number 1 this isnt a warzone and number 2 if you think you could do it then do it you big talking dumbass punk.... you have no fucking clue what it means to sacrifice....

[MrKombuchaman]

@PumpkinRat to sacrifice what? your early twenties playing grab-ass by going to the desert and playing grab-ass, even if thats not the warzone, guess what, acting irresponsibly in those uniforms is offensive to anyone that has really sacrificed for this country, you are a child, and need to grow up a little more before trying to play big boy games, and im sure everyone that outranks you would agree with me, horseplay = dead soldiers.

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman try spending 12-18 months in a warzone every day people out to kill you... you would lose your retarded mind

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman try spending 12-18 months in a warzone every day people out to kill you... you would lose your retarded mind 14 hour shifts is nothing 3 months is nothing you don't get our lifestyle so go fuck yourself you stupid monkey

[MrKombuchaman]

@PumpkinRat try operating heavy machinery one no sleep for days at a time, and actually maintaining a professional demeanor, cause the engineer you have to explain your reports to has had a good nights sleep, and expects you to be a pro, not some grumpy little girl,

oh and if your so proud of this behavior how about you show your commanding officer this video and tell him how much fun you had PLAYING with government property,

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman you are beyond retarded.... i am a tank crewman i've operated m1 abrams weighing in over 70 tons with weeks of sleep deprivation.... number 1 and number 2 for the last time this is a training environment so noone gives a fuck.... how stupid are you?

[MrKombuchaman]

@PumpkinRat Good for you, but any officer with a brain will tell you what happens in training happens in the field, and when you allow some dippy doodle 18 year olds horse around in training, they horse around in the field, that means you get a bunch of dead 18 year olds, cause someone didnt do there job and slap these kids' heads on straight, the point of military training is discipline by defending this kind of behavior you are defending their lack of discipline, which gets soldiers killed

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman once again youre stupid and don't know our lifestyle or what combat is like maybe you should just stop typing jackass

[MrKombuchaman]

@PumpkinRat actually your immaturity and ignorance is demonstrated by your attempt at separating yourself from the rest of society, sorry but you are not better than the common citizen, there is no "special" society with separate expectations, you are a member of this society, in fact as a member of our armed forces you are expected to act in a manner more befitting the role, that is being a soldier, if you want to act like a McDonald's employee go be one and quit wasting my tax money.

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman you're pathetic .... just log off because you have no clue what its like so who are you to say anything about it you dumb fuck? freedom of speech is also the freedom to make an ass of yourself and thats what youre doing

[PGspeed88]

@MrKombuchaman

Are you serious right now? Your saying because they risk their life for our country, and entertain themselves once in a while that they aren't better than the common citizen? I have no problem saying they're better than me as a common citizen, but if you do, take your elitist crap somewhere else.

[PGspeed88]

@MrKombuchaman

That situation is different. With the police officer, it's fine as long as he doesn't write you up for something you didn't do. Even if he did, it's still different. Sure, playing with what I presume to be a practice charge or something similar is still childish and possibly dangerous, but as far as I know, he really didn't do anything wrong, whereas the policeman would have.

[MrKombuchaman]

@PGspeed88 no they are both irresponsible actions which should be disciplined the fact that you find it acceptable, and that you make excuses for someone to put on that uniform and go act like this is what s wrong with our country, you think a WW2 vet would say that this is acceptable behavior? your gonna say this is what VETERAN's DAY is ABOUT? YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD! and that you think it is ok to pull someone over for no reason is acceptable is disgusting,

[PGspeed88]

@MrKombuchaman

I have no problem with a policeman pulling me over for no reason, and neither should you, because I have no reason to get in trouble. Unless I get written up for something, I see it as sort of a checkup, no harm done. Talked to a vet today (not WW2), about situations like this. He said they do what they can to entertain themselves and while the dude shouldn't have been playing with the (fake) explosive, he didn't see much wrong with it, and neither do I.

[MrKombuchaman]

@PGspeed88 i have no problem assisting an officer either, but it is a breach of the public trust when officers pull peole over for no reason, that is why that activity is illegal, do you understand that? its not a check up it is an illegal action which has specific sanctions against it.

oh and how about talking to a real vet like my gramps distinguished pistol shooter, major in the military police, he'll tell you this kind of behavior would have resulted in not only pushups and running.....

[PGspeed88]

@MrKombuchaman

So the guy I talked to wasn't a real vet? I'll let him know you don't care what he did for you.

I can also talk to my grandpa (Korean War), I'll see what he has to say about it. Or is he not a real vet?

I checked into the police situation, and they can only pull you over if they have a reason of suspicion, but not for no reason. That makes the situation even more different, because as far as I know, there isn't a law against having some fun with risks.

[MrKombuchaman]

@PGspeed88 yeah go ask a korean war vet if he thinks putting an rpg between your legs and making a humping motion then scaring the shit out of yourself cause you didnt realize the ignition still worked is appropriate behavior for a soldier.

ans as for not caring about what he did me? he did nothing for me if he was off someplace making all americans look like jackasses, Respect is something earned not given, so if you want respect, act with respect, for yourself and others, not like an idiot

[PGspeed88]

@MrKombuchaman

An RPG rocket with NO CHARGE. There was little real danger. While I've had no personal experience with it, I would bet the priming ignition alone isn't a fatal threat.

Now from this little debate, I might join the military, get deployed and film myself doing this, just to rub you the wrong way.

[sonictales69]

@MrKombuchaman These guys are over there fighting for us, your not. Take a seat son.

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman once again youre stupid and don't know our lifestyle or what combat is like maybe you should just stop typing jackass before you piss off more than just 1 person with your retarded banter

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman you don't think officers knew about any of this? its our job at NTC to act stupid and be like the insurgents we are on a whole different level I'm done talking to your ignorant ass.... ruck march 50 miles in my boots with an 80 pound load and then talk to me

[MrKombuchaman]

@PumpkinRat You are no level but child, if you think monkeying around with government property is acceptable behavior for government employees, you are not special and no amount of training excuses you.

[PumpkinRat]

@MrKombuchaman this isnt equipment either they are dummy rounds with "toe popper" explosives used to simulate explosions..... i swear to god people like you are ignorant as fuck

[MrKombuchaman]

@PumpkinRat oh ok, so you brought those items from home? and those where not purchased with my tax money? oh ok i guess your right, i guess i am to ignorant to recognize when some dumb kid is playing with something hes not supposed to be playing with.

[unscrup123]

press 7 repeatedly 

[Ch0c0Productions]

@unscrup123

lololol xD

[RideRicta]

@unscrup123 press 9 rapidly 

[unscrup123]

the problem is that his eggs are to hot

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Wait 10 seconds then you will regenerate LOL

[TheNozzman]

Meanwhile in Iraq...

[WarDogTheAwesome]

lol imberessing

[fatqwert200]

7777777...haha

[STALKERSsuck50]

@BeepBoopBoopBeepBoop lol You couldnt be more mistaken. What do you suppose would happen if all the countries of the world decided to become self contained? The U.S. is one of the few countries that would thrive. How do you think that they became a super power? It certainly wasnt because they traded with foreign countries. American products have always been high quality, and still are. Just look around your own country. You drive our cars, eat our food, listen to and watch our entertainment.

[aluisious]

@STALKERSsuck50 Self contained, lol. And what if all the countries in the world decided to put their thumb up their ass? What a stupid hypothetical scenario.

America is a super power because we were the only country that fought WW2 on someone else's land, period. We had two decades where we were the only major manufacturer left in the world afterwards.

[STALKERSsuck50]

@BeepBoopBoopBeepBoop Your country is filled with American products, not to mention the fact that your country copies everything that the U.S. people do...you always have....everyone knows that. Plus, make no mistake about it...the U.S.A. is WAY more than ready to go to war....anytime...anywhere...do­nt kid yourself junior.

lol Also, you need to realise that your comment only reflects jealousy of a great nation and it's people. But then again, we're quite accustomed to canuck jealousy. : )

[StormeyHeather]

@BeepBoopBoopBeepBoop There is an American car in every other driveway in Canada. Your kids are constantly mimicking what American kids do. Your country is littered with American products, as are most countries around the world, including mine (Japan). American cars are becoming more popular in Japan, so the Americans must be doing something right. Their engineering and technology are world class. I lived in canada and the U.S. for education. Your country is a reflection of the U.S.

[BeepBoopBoopBeepBoop]

@BeepBoopBoopBeepBoop In no way is canada a reflection of the us we have better education a way higher graduation rate and a way higher post secondary rate. We have a higher employment rate. Better insurance. And the cars you say that are built in america are only assembled there all the parts are from over seas countries. And even if you say there american the only reason they are bought are because they are cheap.There engineering is not world class.

[TheMainMayn]

I just can't stop laughing!

[NewWaysMusic]

The ultimate BLOW JOB!

lol

[TehBloodyYank556]

@NewWaysMusic you forgot the sunglasses, and the guy getting his foot run over by a truck.

[NewWaysMusic]

@TehBloodyYank556 What???

[TehBloodyYank556]

@NewWaysMusic The ultimate -puts on suglasses- BLOW JOB

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[DissonantMelodies]

Proof that RPG's will teabag back

[NewWaysMusic]

@DissonantMelodies LOL

[ihearvoices22]

@DissonantMelodies in soviet Russia rpgs teabag YOU

[Zelcoma]

Dip Shit it's cause Europe effected America from miles away

[whzpdlsWkd]

In soviet russia, they ride that shit.

[Yoshifan151]

In Soviet Iraq, RPG warhead nutshot YOU!

[Rangerleadtheway44]

oneofham you stRted this shit you diabetic asshole..go play with your toys and get cancer and die..I hope ur mom also gets cancer and doesn't have the healthcare to pay itnso she dies nice and slow in front of you when you have only 6 months to live burn in he'll

[ONEOFHAM2]

@Rangerleadtheway44 for one im not diabetic and god only knows where you got that idea. 2 my mom has had cancer three times and beat it all three times and currently has an intersticial lung disease and a slew of other things including a perforated ulcer and stage 3 rheumatoid Arthritis AND still manages to clean the house and pay bills so you cant say shit about her. 3 what the hell does stRted mean? 4 i cant respect people who troll youtube looking for somthing to start an argument about

[Rangerleadtheway44]

@ONEOFHAM2 StRted was cuz of a typo on the ipad and sorry bout the mom stuff I was in the wrong

[THEMSASBOYZ]

Awesome job boyz, Its nice to get a laugh in that shithole innit? <3

[marksmanlane]

i know why they are dressed like that it's because were going to show the Taliban how it feels to be suicide bombed

[KazeyoGaming]

are those taliban costumes

[marksmanlane]

@KazeyoGaming well the costumes are used to keep cool and look like they are citizens

[55jumpchump]

Have u

Seen my balls??

[ratsnake22]

loved it

[InnovativeGameingPs3]

0:32 TEABAGGED!!!!

[SuperNuttyballs]

Hes never gonna be a terrorst

[TommyWWIII]

The Earth Police

[Arleran]

I love when that guy was trololololin

[jayice92]

4 lions

[cheseman9]

no more babys for him

[wilddamian2]

rofl THE DUDE TEABAGGED HIM ROFL !!!!!

[DisgorgeKILLusa]

typical nato fags and americunts

[XxTomx69X]

Them crazy telaban

[jointedbus]

i fucking love that laugh! :D hehe, made my day guys to see that freindship!

"Oh it's not that bad" Should i help or Laugh?.. "muhaha"

[ChinaFunny]

Made in china by dirty chink rats

[meany1023]

@ChinaFunny u know they were american right?

[SoCalDualSport]

America. We are the Earth Police. We help out when we can. We save alot of people and countries. We're pretty cool.

[icanmyshoetie]

lmao @ all the idiots arguing on this vid

[ITIiguel]

shit. i things my left testicle blew away!

[TheOdinistman]

Just goes to show how bad americans are...

[HALOnatJHN]

@TheOdinistman say that to my face. fucker.

[TheOdinistman]

@HALOnatJHN Ok, where do you live.

[magicalmike69]

@TheOdinistman haha this HALOnatJHN guy is a silly lil fucker

[Axmedkoole]

And how come the camera man is not shredded into pieces by the rocket?

[Cnupoc]

well that's what you get when you're born an idiot...

[CHiCKENPOLLO14]

Respect the RPG, respect it.

[magicalmike69]

fuck enlisting this country is not worth dying for

and alot of them are there cause they jus enlisted for money and school benefits and ended up gettin sent there

fuck this shit stain of a country

[HALOnatJHN]

@magicalmike69 Hey fuck face. fuck you asshole. How's about we start using worthless, pieces of shit that take this country for granted such as yourself and use you for target practice? If you don't like this country then GTFO. Maybe you'll have fun in Iraq where your kids could be killed in front of your house or your wife raped and murdered before you, or be forced into a militia or killed by them, or maybe Africa where disease is everywhere and you're only hope for survival comes from others

[magicalmike69]

@HALOnatJHN your such a nice guy thanks for the reply, btw twinkies suck... haha you obviously dont know what our gov. officals are up too

[HALOnatJHN]

@magicalmike69 Others such as our country, The United States of America... the country that our forefathers fought for, i'm sure they'd be proud to know that they fought for little bitches like you, same with the people who protect our country now and keep it safe so worthless pieces of shit like you can stay home and play your video games, watch T.V., and get fat on twinkies. Fuck you, and God Bless America.

[CopainTv]

Dumb Americans ... good to see you felt that one

[ONEOFHAM2]

@CopainTv how would you feel, being stuck in a blazing hot fucking useless shit-sack of a country, only to never get a shower, walk everywhere and wear the same fucking clothes three weeks in a row. but theyre over there because they believe in this country and dont want shit-stains like you in it... so forgive tham for having a little fun for a change in that misrable place.

[Rangerleadtheway44]

@ONEOFHAM2 Dude how do you even know they are soldiers? Nothing shows that they are soldiers it could be in a backyard for all we know and they are wearing sneakers

[ONEOFHAM2]

@Rangerleadtheway44 well, for one the place they are in is a desert, for two, HOW THE FUCK WOULD A CIVILIAN HAVE ACCESS TO AN RPG? dumbass...

[Rangerleadtheway44]

@ONEOFHAM2 You mentally retarded kid there are deserts in america...all over the midwest or in california or texas..and you can buy prop toys or buy an airsoft one for 100 bucks dumbass.Think before you type..oh but I think you can't think critically because your too damn stupid