APH Russias real kolkolkol

[nightlyterror]

@dangerminks1

Well, kolokol means bell in russian, but Kolokol-1 [the more common use of it] is a chemical warfare agent

So when I heard russia 'kol' I was like

'drink a little to much водка my friend?'

[CrunchBandicoot]

...Hell is that noise? o_O

[HooeySmartest333]

SEND THIS TO CARTOON NETWORK QUICK!

[Chandraamukhi]

i wish i could do the kolkolkolkolkolkol

[inuyashaslvr]

I lov how Liet just flips out

[DemPenguinsBeBeastly]

LIET! RUN!!!! <:O

[MiruUchihaChan]

Press 8 for Russia's Kolkolkolkol.

[SuperHer0Fan]

What episode is this from?

[CheckersXheart]

if you click 6 repeatedly you can hear Lithuania saying fat fattie xD

[SunflowerYao]

Actually, Russia's laugh is based off of Kolkhoz...I dunno if I spelled that right.

But that was the name of farms in Russia during the 1930's. If you don't believe me, it was in the Hetalia Movie, in the extras. (If you bought it.)

[Schatteneidechse]

@SunflowerYao I read that in some archive. I don´t know...

[SunflowerYao]

@Schatteneidechse Well, that's what Himuraya meant for it to be...Of course there are other relations...

[VictoriaQuodRex]

@SunflowerYao I read that "kol" is the Russian verb "to impale", so really he's threatening to impale us.

[SunflowerYao]

@VictoriaQuodRex ...Well apparently Kol means a lot...

Other than what you said, and Kolkhoz...It also means something in Japanese...XD

[dangerminks1]

@SunflowerYao weird, cuz in the russian book Crime and Punishment the kolokol bell thing was a weird part o.o huh...

[PokeNaruBleach]

Watch what you say, Lithuania. 

[MokachiiMe]

The first time I heard Russia in Japanese dub, he was adorable.

Buuuuut that first time was this one. 0_0

[emmagirl98]

XD

[angelfire27391]

Liet.....you hate your own life, don't you?

[Tigertail22]

I got mad at my sister and cursed her....now I have to find a way reverse it

[SpeakWithAction]

This will haunt me in my sleep, scary as hell O____e

[shadowchinchilla13]

lol Russia is epicly scary, and he makes funny sounds!!!!!

[thekolia29]

What is episode??

[MemeGal107]

Poor Liet

[belldandygemini]

oh sorry he was mating calling me lol xD -shotd-

[Rcpengy123]

i glared at my friend and did this after she made fun of Russia. needless to say, she stopped immediately and got scared and cowered in fear ^J^

[himynameiswizard101]

i do this to my bf all the time and she gets scared.... one time during class i did it and then she screamed and ran to the closet in there ^J^

[pzoomdg]

i did this after realizing that my Netflix only has 26 hetalia episodes! =n=

[Hiei1314]

@pzoomdg Seriously, what's up with that? They used to have 52 T^T

[Reni634]

The moment I hear that sound I'll be half way down the street

[seismis]

kolkolkolkolkol that right im kira XD

[thecowpooes]

After 0:25 is my new ringtone. MUAHAHA

[DevonaDelouche]

I love the bgm XD you can totally tell something bad is gonna happen. Trolkolkolkolkolkolkol ^J^

[AvocadoCheese]

This made me throw my phone and hide in my closet o. o"

[tssfan1234]

i said kolkolkolkol to my friend and hes like o.o wtf?!

[GlassWolf72]

THEE HELL?!?! IM SCARED FOREVER NOW!!!!!! But its jist SOOOOOO awesome!!!!!

[tharailwaydra]

what belarus sounds like when shes after u:

NININININININININININININININI­NININININI! 'A'

[BSSMA2]

Russia is absolutely adorable <3

[origamihaloprincess]

Russia may be cute but he's really creepy on the inside.

[9569702373]

Russia!! He's soooo cute!!! X3

[lexthelou24]

i love russias sub voice more than the dubbed one because he sounds babyish and its really cute

[SuperHer0Fan]

@lexthelou24 Kyo is cute with a Russian accent isn't he? ^^

Jerry Jewell FTW!

[Kittensrme]

He goes from cute to evil.

[Kicklash]

@Kittensrme don't you mean cute AND evil to just evil?

[Kittensrme]

@Kicklash XD i guess your right XDDDDDDD

[iluvbtp]

Scary. As. HELL!!!

[AniRemi]

The stuff of nightmares.

[971redhead]

According to all of the quizzes I took, I highly resemble Russia... I just now realized that I can imitate this laugh and aura almost perfectly... kolkolkol....

[TheChibiMoonPrincess]

You know when I watched this episode at 3:00 in the morning I screamed bloody murder at Russia's laugh.

[crazygangsterhobo]

My response to this video: kolkolkolkolkolkol

[ElenaKleiser]

0:25 That's Nikki's face when she says something about my friends! ^^

[Nikki777100]

@ElenaKleiser You know, I should really scold you since you're right next to me laughing like an idiot, but I have a better idea. kolkolkolkolkolkol

[sakutarokun323]

for the love of god....... LITHUANIA RUN!!!

[katrinafugs]

Beat Lithuania up Russia !! No one changes his adorable wardrobe without getting a beating KOLKOLKOL !! (^ o-o ^) YAY!!?

[Kicklash]

Here's something funny: Start the video, then as soon as Lithuania starts speaking, press 8.

[CrystalShine299]

@Kicklash Clearly, Russia doesn't want Lithuania to say a word XDD

[Kicklash]

@CrystalShine299 lol :D Hetalia Forever!

[clarissevalliere]

@Kicklash THIS HAHAHA

=DD

[ThiefShipperChick]

@Kicklash XDDDD That was awsome. *does it fiftty times in a row*

[HasraX]

@Kicklash ...how the hell did you figure that out? lol

[Kicklash]

@HasraX through AWESOMENESS!

kesesesesesesesesesesesesesese

[Bananabreadify23]

@Kicklash Even funnier: Press 9 as soon as Lithuania opens his mouth to speak. xD

[BlueCheezu]

@Kicklash

So it's like.

Russia: Did I say you could talk?

Lithuania: No...qq

[mymoustachecat37]

what does that translate into?

[juliewayiero]

@mymoustachecat37 read tophatchristy's reply down there \/ she already explained it xD

[UmbraPrelaitor]

Ur uniform is perfect Russia-sama! So r u! ^_^

[botgal1]

Come on Russia, don't mess with a good look.

[tophatchristy]

Either way, it has to do with killing.

-Hetalia Archives

[SisterhoodofXMETAS]

@tophatchristy Sweet, thankyou. :) 

[tophatchristy]

There is also the possibility that Russia could be issuing a warning to others. 'Kolokol' means 'bell' in Russian, and 'kol' is often used as an onomatopoeia in Russian for the tolling of a bell, a centuries-old designation of approaching danger.

Another interpretation offered by the Japanese fandom is that "kolkolkol" is "korukorukoru", which sounds similar to "korosu", the Japanese word referring to killing.

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[jacobswolfgirl112]

@tophatchristy

Nice interpretations :D

[tophatchristy]

Tzar Ivan The Terrible's favorite way to deal with disobedience was impaling. 'To impale', pronounced in Russian as сажать на кол (sazhat' na kol), or just на кол 'na kol' is easily understood. So, Russia is possibly trying to intimidate people by the threat of impalement, although he is saying the noun 'kol' (which means 'stake', in this context being thrust towards a person).

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[tophatchristy]

When Russia is upset, he uses the chant "KolKolKol" to threaten and frighten others into submission. However, there has been speculation that there are other possible meanings for 'kol' than those involving kolkhoz:

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[AkitaNeru1yesiam]

teehee ;) i love my country right now

KOLKOLKOL

wonder what would happen if i showed my friends this...*evil plot forming in head*

[TheCassyJenelle]

Russia is just chattering from the "sub-zero" temperature.

[SisterhoodofXMETAS]

What is the "kol kol kol kol kol" supposed to mean? I'm scary? I'm angry? Well it IS Russia so it could be both.

[tophatchristy]

@SisterhoodofXMETAS Time for a Hetalia lesson~ :3

[HotaruMitsuki101]

...I'm just going to go ahead and drown myself in that lake over there...

[kibix3]

0:25 epic face

[mimi20210]

Woah

[CallyKitten1]

This isn't Kol...it's....kuro....!

RUN!!!!!

[Sergey82428]

колколкол - это просто завуалированный русский мат =)

[Nanakon666]

а может так,что это мягкое приглашение в колхоз *задрот луркоморья*

[asgdffdresradggdfref]

I have been looking ALL day...and I can't figure it out, and it's driving me insane. What on earth does "kol kol kol" mean or stand for??!?!?!?!? XD

[AllieTheMysterious]

@asgdffdresradggdfref

"Kol kol kol" is Russia's signature evil laugh.

[dalkarancalimon]

@asgdffdresradggdfref im pretty sure its a russian bell or something

[TheCravenHeart]

@asgdffdresradggdfref

It's Russian for Impale.

[SeiKuran]

I love Russia's kols

[dashaLetvin]

Что такое kol kol kol?

[NyakoKawaii]

@dashaLetvin угроза посажения на кол

[Alicendaaa]

@NyakoKawaii англоязычная аудитория объясняет это как синоним слова "kill", вроде сокращения от японского koru. Но вообще тут надо знать язык, и я без понятия, почему это стало фишкой именно России.

[NyakoKawaii]

@Alicendaaa ну про "kill" это на вряд ли, а "koru" это вроде как русское "кол", только с японским произношением. на самом деле я тоже не знаю, это странно. в википедии ничего нет по этому поводу?

[Alicendaaa]

@NyakoKawaii Да, вот википедийная статья о Хеталии дает ссылку с "Другую любимую фразу — «колколколкол» он использует, когда зол", где с "колколкол" перенаправляют на статью о посажении на кол.

Теперь осталось выяснить, почему именно это взбрело в голову японцам. Хм...

[NyakoKawaii]

@Alicendaaa да, интересно. надо покопаться в каких-нибудь статейках или у фанатов поспрашивать)

[dashaLetvin]

@NyakoKawaii Хахах понятно))) Те времена прошли а угроза осталась!!))) Забавно.

[kyokutouyori]

Axis Powers Hetalia II Episode 37

[Shizuka369]

Witch episode is this? :D

[girlrule11]

lol fuck sounds like Yoursboys in Russian

[Briselance]

What's this kolkolkolkolkolkol-thing ?

[Lera495]

АХАХАХАХА :D Угарнула.

[razorflame45]

>;D I have to master the Kolkolkolkolkolkolkols to be one with Russia!

[Daggersanctuary]

In Soviet Russia, uniform wears YOU!

[MinnaSensei]

My answer to every exam's part what I don't understand: "Kolkolkolkolkolkol ....."

[HeavenDontHearMe]

I want a scarf like Russia's...

[extremechictionary]

Coke Coke Coke Coke

[extremechictionary]

LOL!!!!

[RikuTskuyomi]

American Version- *click click click click*

Japanese Version- ... that ^

which ones better hmm clicking or death signal O-o''

[kinyune]

@RikuTskuyomi i thoguht he said "kill"

[WarriorcatzluvMedi]

@kinyune

One of the ways "kolkol" can be translated is to "korokoro" which might be short for "Koroshi" which does, in fact, mean "murder" or "to kill" in Japanese. >:D

[flarekary]

I would kill someone too if they dissed my russian uniforms. Russia has great military uniforms ever!

[Itadatimasu]

the other countries try to make more stylish uniforms cuz they know that theirs are not as good as russias coat and scarf...

[iluvbtp]

@Itadatimasu I agree all the way.

[gloomyeatyou]

kolkolkolkolkolkkolkol.

[bellateegraz]

Scarrrrrrryyyyyy

[RinaChan998]

Poor Lithuania is always subject to torture. XD

[Redyetz]

DAMN YOU FUNIMATION DUB!

They changed it to "Clack" D:<

[Keyashii]

Maybe Kol means, "Kill off Lithuania"? xDD

[HeTastesOfVodka]

@animelover3083

It means kill in russian :) so ive been told anyways

[animelover3083]

what is kol anyway?

[FeliceJaganshi]

@animelover3083 IDK, but don't trust Google Translate!

[LilMissNobody15]

@animelover3083 'kol' is a lot of things but i usually use it to say a stake

[animelover3083]

@LilMissNobody15 ...like the thing u eat?

[LilMissNobody15]

@animelover3083 not steak, but stake, like the sharp wooden thing you stab vampires with :)

[animelover3083]

@LilMissNobody15 lol thts the english lanuge for you >_<

[LilMissNobody15]

@animelover3083 Yeah, they were too lazy to make words sound different -J- Russia is disappointed by that

[ZombehCheez01]

Did you just say STEAK!?

[LilMissNobody15]

@ZombehCheez01 nonono XD s-t-a-k-e, the wooden stick used for killing vampires or impaling... waiiiit.... *suddenly realizes what russia said* oh now im scared... XD

[ixonixas]

Real Lithuania gives a middle finger

[ShadowMaskTheCat]

i think ive started kolkolkoling when getting angry...

[Tiara1551]

@ShadowMaskTheCat

Nice^^

Well... I've started saying "vee...~" when relaxing^^

[minisnowmen]

his scarf is alive !!!

[allforanime24]

Lithuania, you are not very bright when it comes to Russia even though you've lived with him for several years T.T

[tribzz09]

i repeated it 100 times!!! =D 

[TampereFTW]

õJõ<kol,kol,kol,kol)

[A1juba]

Kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol..................

[A1juba]

Russia has to high of a pitch voice to be a creepy tall russian dude...KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL...

[MsF1chick]

Oh, poor, helpless Lithuania, don't you know better? You should know not to anger Russia! Now, he's gonna make you into borscht! XD

[polenya1000]

i kol when my friend makes me angry then she just backs away

[zoewoewoowoo]

Dad: *pokes my cheek*

Me: D:< Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol~

Dad: 0-0 *backs away*

[thesporeshow]

kol kol button:

0:25

[Antsuma]

Russia is cute and am a guy

[thesporeshow]

korukorukorukorukorukoru

[Hikazuri]

I want to hug him. ; w;

[XxandstillxX]

O.O 

[XxandstillxX]

O.O *dies*

[iwuvgarfieldnodie]

*yells* GET ME THE DAMN PHONE!!!I NEED TO CALL POLAND!!THIS IS A FASHION EMERGENCY!!!

[maapallo1]

@iwuvgarfieldnodie or france

[iwuvgarfieldnodie]

@maapallo1 yeah,or France..but i like Poland...now.. *turns back around* WHERE IS THAT DAMN PHONE I ASKED FOR?!

[maapallo1]

@iwuvgarfieldnodie here use mine *gives you a phone*

[iwuvgarfieldnodie]

@maapallo1 thanks... *calls Poland* get your ass over to Russia's house,NOW!*hangs up and calls France* and YOU get YOUR ass over to Russia's house!!! *Hangs up and hands you back the phone* thanks

[maapallo1]

@iwuvgarfieldnodie Now we're talking ;P

[thegammageek1]

Lol, I love Russia. How can someone be so adorable and unnerving at the same time?

[pinkniles]

@thegammageek1 by being more awsome than all oter countrys.kolkolkolkolkolkolkol­kolkolkolkolkolkol

[123456789dreamstar1]

I love Russia's Kol :D

[cheezybunz12]

What episode is this?

[TheSamHuman]

Sounds scarier in the sub than the dub

[vreitt]

kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol oAo

[AkatsukiLuver88]

...... that was great ....

[ChibiAnimeMonster]

Forget LOL. It's all about KOL KOL KOL!!! >:D

[RussianLuvr1]

I "kolkolkolkol" around my history teacher and she freaks out cause she's seen Hetalia and is afraid of Russia XD Who knew teachers could be Otakus?

[ddrstandard2008]

@RussianLuvr1 I wish I had your teacher! the teachers over here almost never heard of anime ;.;

[BoleroBakurine]

@RussianLuvr1 Man I wish my history teachers were like that. The only fun thing we got to do was when we were learning about war tactics and no man's land on the section of WWs. We split the room in half and there were two teams. We had a paper ball war and if you got hit you "died" I hid for the first half of the "war" and then I joined the second wave and we won because the other team had used up all their soldiers in on attack. XD But that was when the actual teacher was gone.

[BoleroBakurine]

Respond to this video... I don't know why but I'm not scared when I see him doing that but if I'm a room by myself and I hear that, (my sister does it to me all the time, especially when I'm doing dishes) I think he's going to kill me. I get scared when I just hear the kol kol and i don't see where the source is.

[CurseOfDawn]

@RussianLuvr1 GIMMIE YOUR TEACHER. Now.

[Derurasu1]

Geez Liet, you're more spacey than Latvia!

[Itachimangekyo]

Kolkolkolkolkol

[InvaderMadotsukiX3]

RUSSIA. Y U SO CUTE.

Really, I think Russia looks good with his coat and scarf ^J^ kolkolkol.

[dawn98silver]

My math teacher gives us homework every single day, so I mumble "kolkolkolkolkolkol" while I do my homework... My mom knows the show, so she doesn't think I'm cussing or something like dad does...